naija4life247:


When you dropped out of school and jumped into Mallam Audu's trailer carrying Cows from Bornu through Igboland to Lagos to come and sell Gala and La Casera inside Lagos hold-ups and sleep under Lagos bridges, didn't we warn you?

Sorry sir, I think you must've mistaken me for your parents

crixlight2:

Thank you for telling them to move out of that Lagos , I don’t know Wetin some people see for that Lagos wey Dey make dem sleep around shanty towns , when they can easily get accommodation and convenience in another states. The government won’t allow the shanty towns to remain forever , there will always be a constant development

True that, however, some have their businesses in Lagos and it's not easy starting afresh in another State

Cement cost have gone way overboard and the small shanties the poor are managing are being destroyed. People cannot afford normal housing in lagos. The best bet is to move back to their villages or other States with affordable housing

As much as I do not believe in voodoo, but that she deliberately makes friends with people who do such nasty things is a big red flag.

So save yourself from dying early, move her back to her parents house and officially end things with her. Ensure to take your child with you if you can otherwise, let them be with her for the time being till they grow to an appreciable age

cococandy:


I didn’t say 20k is a lot of money.

The reason why the dollar value is irrelevant is because the same way Nigerians abroad shouldn’t be converting to naira when spending is the same way Nigerians in Nigeria shouldn’t be valuing stuff based on how many dollars it cost the giver

What is the essence of rating my friend as living in the US when he behaves like someone living in Nigeria? Anyways, to each Mallam his own kettle. I stand by what I posted

cococandy:


Do you live in the USA? Why is the dollar value important to you?

Except u want to live in denial, why won’t the dollar value be important? And how is 20k a lot of money these days?

Inspirer1:

But what if he has sent same amount to several other persons who are in need. Don't judge who you don't see. I know what I am saying. Sometimes we feel someone is not doing something right until we find ourselves in such position.
My humble opinion.

Then he should’ve waited till he has something “reasonable” to send. There are some kind of money someone will give to you and make you look like a beggar

Timoleon:
Lol...this is worse than insult. It's better to not send anything than ring someone up after 16 years in the abroad just to send 12$.

Some people will say it's 'entitlement mentality'. But if I see you for road, you dey mind your business I come hala say I know say life hard, take 50 naira go find biscuit chop, before you die for our neck. You go reason better blow for mouth. After all, you no beg me for food or for money. Despite the fact that I just gave you my 'hard earned' money, you'd know in your heart of hearts that I just undermined you.

For 16years, bro has been managing to survive, How would you message him out of the blues to send him 12$. One carton of indomie.

Your comment is the only reasonable comment I've seen so far. You just spoke my mind.

It is better you even send shoes, or other items than send a paltry $12. Is there any reasonable thing u can buy with $12 in the US apart from food and groceries?

Cashtivist

Madness! Camera that wasn’t more than 10k that year

Do you realize you will be the center of mockery if you give that useless boy the 100k? Imagine him being with his friends and saying things like “them dey beg me to marry that useless girl, then use money to beg me”. He then goes ahead to show the alert he received from you as proof that he’s been begged to marry your sister. If he even manages to marry her, your sister will be so ridiculed in the marriage by him, his friends and his family.

It won’t end there. Whenever she gives birth, he will come for more money for hospital bills. After all, na u force am to marry your sister

No location?

LegendHero:
Tinubu implementing almost everything on his manifesto.

—Fuel subsidy removal
—Naira floating
—State Police
—Orosanye report

God bless President Bola Tinubu. Jagaban of our time.

For this Orosanye Report implementation:

Same Orosanye Report that Buhari also audio implemented? Jokers

Chummynoni:
this is insensitive bro. For his stuffs to be thrown out is the lowest low for him right now because i know how he would be feeling. Let us be nice with our words please.

You think Landlords or Lawyers are dumb? They know what the law says about evicting tenants but I am sure the OP is one stubborn tenant who has either been physically avoiding the landlord that’s why he came very early in the morning or he has been proving stubborn. I know their type

Do you still have Windows 10 Pro key?

Obavoh:
Being a family man with 5 children and a Pregnant wife is not easy.

Here are the jobs I do to survive myself and family


1) MARKETING JOB: I do this part time and what I earn with this depends on how many products myself and partner sells. Usually between ₦ 25,000-₦ 50,000. On one good month I earned as high as ₦80,000.

The job is not easy as we have to travel and trek long distances just to reach new customers. You will talk and explain until your mouth dries up and some customers will not still buy.

Our boss is nice and gives us good food after each outing.

When I read the above, I got very upset. You need to be STOPPED! What is wrong with you?? What happened to family planning

EEIA:


if you think he was spending his own personal money when donating which amounts to more than half of what was donated for his campaign, then he has more than enough to run his campaign without donations.


In fact he has more than enough money he stole from Anambra state so he shouldn’t ask for donations.

He has been the only governor that EFCC never for one day invited for questioning so your idea of him stealing is already rubbish. And yes, he has more than enough to run his campaign without donations but people willingly donated not to him, but his campaign team

yarimo:
OBI, abure and Aisha Yusuf are all thieves who stole labour party money

How can someone who donated N800m, more than half the money for the campaign be a thief? Now you see why your father has remained poor all his life because he birthed a riff raff who cannot think properly but constitute nuisance all over the internet and has never been productive to bring him out of his misery

Nonexisting:
Poor people are very myopic. While the rich make, save and invest, the poor spend the little they make on frivolities. Why someone will rent a house and upgrade it when he should be thinking of building his own is something I still can't figure.

How much did he use to upgrade the house? And how much do they use to build house? U think the amount is comparable?

This your price is good but your location is the issue

PoliteActivist:


*Politeness*
Irritating how?! I'm only asking simple innocent questions. Why would anyone want to friend some eager JJC from Nigeria with all sorts of warped ideas and expectations, not to talk of affectations?
Just an innocent, polite question!

Did you bring friends from birth? Were you not a jjc at some point in your life too? Before you gained any experience in your job (if you have any), were you not once a rookie? Be nice to people and remove that fake “politeness” you have up there

PoliteActivist:

*Politeness*
And why would they want to friend a JJC from Nigeria?

This your “I too know” is very irritating and makes you sound stoopid

@OP, ignore the troll. Serious minded people will send you a dm. Everyone needs friends at some point

If you really want to know if she has fallen in love, cut down on the money you both agree on (eg if you agree 5k for sex, cut am down to 3k when paying her) If she change am for you, just know say she Dey use you play and the love is as fake as plastic boobs

BluntCrazeMan:


You're not in Naija??

Your people are still here.

Your individualism had made you to forget that bad people make bad societies.

You're in a place where things are working.
And you think that BAD PEOPLE made things to be working over there??

You dey mind the otondo?
Person wey dey Mushin dey beg for crumbs and will come on Twitter to search for giveaways. The 30k stipends APC feed them with has stopped. In fact, it stopped even before their Lord and savior was declared winner.

I have a close friend who was amongst them, His wife just gave birth and there’s no money to feed. All the APC promises during the campaign has gone to the wind. He begs me for 1k like every other day

Before you commit huge funds into purchasing items, always personally vet the item physically before you pay. Once you pay, it will be difficult to get back your money. How do you commit over 500k and didn’t check the items physically before handing over the money, the carelessness of the complainant is over the roof.

I have bought many gadgets from nairaland and I usually love to do physical verification before I pay. If it’s not within my State or reach, I will abort mission. I won’t die if I don’t buy the item no matter how ridiculously cheap!

Ridiculous!!

Irrunobo:



I deleted every dms from sex starved fagg0ts like you already. If you have $1000, you won't be on nairaland derailing my thread. Poor thing

See this sex-starved fagg0t. You don’t have evidences of the things you post yet you make claim. You liter Nairaland with all sorts of worthless posts pretending to be a lady whereas you’re one street urchin with smelly hairy balls, living a life of abject poverty and looking for crumbs to feed. Fvcking swine!!!

Irrunobo:



Stupid as.s wipe. My boyfriend can feed you along with his dogs. Poverty stricken idiot selling stolen laptops and phones for survival. Smello

I thought you said you had evidence to post that I sent you a dm? Now it’s about stolen laptops? Show proof that I have stolen any laptop and I will dash you and your imaginary boyfriend $1000. You swine!!!

CockPit:
I live in Ikotun Egbe and work in Lekki. I spend N600 every day on transport.

N300 go and N300 come. I know a short cut that saves on transpot cost.

I nor dey do pass myself.

This is not possible except you get free lifts

Irrunobo:



Just Because you sent me pm and I refused to reply you are about running mad. I don't befriend church rats like you. Move away from my thread you filthy piece of sheet

Make devil punish u if you don’t post evidence of the dm you dimwit. I can never send dm to a hairy balled gigolo let alone, one with low self esteem. Fvcking fagg0t. I will soon report this your account so they can ban it along with your plenty other monikers.

Irrunobo:




You are dumb. I'm not the only one with such moniker. Your screenshot proves nothing. You idiots just derailed my beautiful threar

Such a f00lish h0rny goat going all around Nairaland spreading nuisance and posting fake stories. You're so fvcked up, you have to contort imaginary stories so u can self-service to them. U can't even afford data to go on x videos. I spit on your bald head