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Na long throat and poverty Dey worry you. How much is banana that you cannot let go? Banana wey no be you plant What stops you from looking for another portion of the compound and plant your own with the permission of your landlord?

By the look of things, you will be a troublesome tenant and your landlord will not allow you renew your rent after its expiration. Nonsense and ingredients

Happy birthday. Have an amazing one and let the cake go round

lesbiconverter:
The year Apple was still using Intel 😂

Which year?

Na only that guy Dey this world to work with? If she doesn’t stop working for him, sooner than later, that guy go Bleep her if he’s not already doing so. Women have mumu button and weakness. Once that guy don get her weakness, the rest is history

Starboytwo:
if I no like the true color wey I see, I go comot myself from the equation...

Abi, he pass like that. 🤷

This your post already shows you’re not married. U think say marriage in Nigeria na like Oyinbo movie? Do u realize it’s a matter of court processes or serious family gathering where u can’t just opt in and opt out as u like unless there are SERIOUS reasons to do so and even at that, u can’t just opt out just like that

solarview:
Happy New year 2025
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CodeTemplarr:
what certification is that?

Allow him to breathe. Whether certified or not. Allow people celebrate their small wins

chatinent:
Pray for hours?


What would you be saying for hours? Or repeating what was said earlier to make the prayer long to score holy points are allowed? Even Jesus taught a short prayer...the model prayer called the Lord's Prayer popularly known as the "Our Father." He taught his disciples how easy and non-repetitive of what to pray about when they asked to be taught. According to the Bible, God already knows your needs even before you ask...na only you know wetin you go dey talk for hours.

Or you dey "speak in tongues?"

Only that the speaking in tongues you were taught...the utterances of unintelligible words ..are unbiblical, blasphemous, and wrong.

It's just another incantation to copycat what they felt the real speaking in tongues denoted. It wasn't done the way it is done today. Then, those with the spirit spoke just a language and the spirit ensured those from different tribes understood, and the goal was to spread the news of God not taking nonsense (that's to say, for example, in a gathering of a Russian, Chinese, Hindu, Japanese, German, Italian etc., the preacher assisted by the holy spirit only spoke a language and everyone understood even if they never learnt the language)...not some rashidi yekini yamaha tundra susuki done by your fake pastors.

I'm teaching you pure theology for free...but your pastors tithe you for the false ones that enrich them.


Religion makes you feel good, not good.

Perfectly articulated. Everything you said is on point. I wish I could like this a thousand times

MrJames007:
Permission from photo owner.

Ask tuface, he knows the answer

Girls will always flock around successful men even if you have plethora of baby mamas. That is why men have been advised to leave women and make money cos when you are successful, the ladies will find you

Very foolish Wike

Trying to bribe judges ahead of 2027. Is there any judge that is poor and cannot afford to build their own homes?

We know your plan, you want to be president at all cost! You are wetting the ground for either 2031 or 2039 elections. God will judge you

Which year is this?

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Irrunobo:
Foolish idiot telling someone to have sense

Pained irunobo who has been constituting nuisance in this group since 1900

I have finally found out your alternative moniker. What a beech

Softmirror:
You are being unreasonable.

Have some sense

wellmax:
All you think about is siphoning. When people like you get any opportunity you will definitely do worse.

Shut your dirty mouth. Everyone is not like your family members

Another conduit pipe to syphon billions of Naira

But this Federal Government of Tinubu is very stupid.

Leaving all the Niger-Delta regions where oil is drilled in large quantities to site a refinery in faraway Gombe?

What happen to licensing modular refineries in the South-South to cater for oil refining instead of transporting oil to far away Gombe thereby usurping transportation and related costs

Inansistalking:
Where is your location. I am in abuja

I’m in Lagos

HgAkpobomeEr:
My father is a deadbeat and a clown.

Oh really?

Is this information coming directly from EFCC?

If not, it’s going to be another hogwash like the first one where he was said to be detained but wasn’t.

But EFCC is really all bark without bite. How is it so difficult to arrest an ordinary citizen who is no longer a governor. What a shame

Why do I see Oshiomhole’s hands and vendetta on this probe. Instead of the Governor to kick of sensible projects to ameliorate the sufferings of the people, he’s busy chasing shadows

The black man and wanting to die in power…tueh! Imagine being in power since independence (1990)

Well, I don’t think they will let any new party come into power. They should ask Balablu how he was able to capture INEC and the judiciary

After all the atrocities, stealing, piling up stolen wealth, deep corruption, they will all end up this way. Now strangers will fvck his wife and unknown people will eat his wealth. No sensible legacy. The average black man is a greedy bastard

Oga just get yourself a side chick.

It saves you pent up anger and relives you of stress.

Sex is very important to men. Like someone said, sexually compatibility is key. This is the first key thing to look out for.

When u finally get to bang outside and pay less attention to her, she herself will know she has bleeped up!

Let me be plain and honest with you.

Your wife intends to poison you. That is why she used those words slow painful death. Don’t be surprised that they possibly poisoned their father the last time they saw him and that’s why he became sick. He died a slow painful death

hopexter:
The word disgusting has no place in your context. It is “Disguising”. Learn to spell and reason before writing rubbish all in the name of comment. Reno has an approved and recognised moniker, he doesn’t need to disguise his name to beg people for money just like you.

Beg for money?

U must think I’m your fada. Anyways, autocorrect made the error with the spelling and I didn’t bother to check. Stop making many monikers and fooling yourself Reno

Trying to expose ChatGPT but it backfired on you so quickly. Shows that many people who argue extensively on Nairaland are actually dull in real life…OP your mumu never do?

DomPerignon:
You guys keep seeing Reno everywhere here.

Anyone that drills sense into you automatically becomes another Reno account.

From you obidunces comments on this site, Reno probably has about a thousand accounts here.

Same way you pathetic foools cannot write any statement without including Obi. If you are Reno or his incarnate, be proud of your shameless hustle

Honestey:
Reno is very intelligent. You can call him all kinds of names but his knowledge is up there

Reno always disguising with different monikers. Only a coward does this