Politics › Re: How Halilu Sububu 'Buzu' Was Killed by strangest(m): 4:24pm On Sep 14, 2024 |
He probably has Nigerian voters card |
Politics › Re: Dapo Abiodun Suspends All Market Levies Except Development And Sanitation by strangest(m): 8:49pm On Sep 12, 2024 |
Lol.. tinubu no go hree |
Family › Re: Why Some Nigerian Men Are Not Biological Fathers Of Their Children – Psychologis by strangest(m): 8:30am On Sep 09, 2024 |
Women need a daddy to that can pay |
Politics › Re: Stop Sending Service Chiefs After Us - Bello Turji Warns Nigerian Government by strangest(m): 8:28pm On Sep 05, 2024 |
Tinubu is not effective... Just look at |
Fashion › Re: Miss Kwara Thanks South Africans For Their Support And Votes by strangest(m): 8:29am On Sep 05, 2024 |
Ronu... |
Fashion › Re: Chidimma: Hounded From A Beauty Pageant In South Africa, Then Crowned In Nigeria by strangest(m): 5:53pm On Sep 04, 2024 |
Shame on those from Nigeria that cursed her because she's Igbo |
Education › Re: Academic Excellence: Nigerian First Professors In Fields Of Human Endeavours by strangest(m): 5:48pm On Sep 04, 2024 |
ppogba: Copy and paste. Quote... |
Education › Re: Academic Excellence: Nigerian First Professors In Fields Of Human Endeavours by strangest(m): 5:38pm On Sep 04, 2024 |
Act 1, Scene 1: "SUBSIDY IS GONE!"
Scene 2: Exchange rate unification and currency floatation neutralized subsidy removal. Pump price became higher than landing cost with NNPC covering the differential. SUBSIDY IS BACK!
Act 2, Scene 1: Dangote Refinery is our savior.
Scene 2:
Dangote: I need Crude Oil.
NNPC: We cannot give you.
Dangote: You must give us. PIA said you must leave out a portion of Crude Oil produced for domestic supply.
NNPC: We have signed forward sales agreement.
Dangote: PIA, a law supersedes any agreement.
NNPC/NMPDRA: You are not ready. Even your Diesel is substandard. And we won't allow you to become a monopoly.
Dangote: My Diesel is more qualitative than yours. I am offering you a lifeline with PMS. But no problem, I know what is happening in Malta.
NNPC: (No comment)
Act 3, Scene 1:
NNPC: We will give you Crude Oil. In fact, we will sell it to you in Naira.
Dangote: Thank you
Act 4, Scene 1:
NNPC: We are profitable. But we are in $6 billion debt. It is becoming hard to guarantee supply.
NNPC then raises pump price to N897, closer to landing cost.
NNPC: (And then suddenly) Dangote, we are going to be the exclusive buyers of your petrol.
Dangote: No Problem (Nigerians: No problem? 🤔).
Scene 2:
Nigerians: NNPC, why are you interested in being the sole buyers of Dangote's petrol?
FG/NNPC: For pricing purposes.
Nigerians: Una wan become monopolist too? Shey you accused Dangote of such? 🤔
NNPC: No Comment
Nigerians: Wait. How much will you now sell the petrol. 🤔
NNPC: FEC will decide.
Nigerians: So you want to peg price? DEREGULATION IS GONE? 🤔
NNPC: No Comment.
Nigerians: Wait. How are you now going to find money and pay your $6 billion debt?
NNPC: We will find ways.
Nigerians: Jira Jira Jira (Wait Wait Wait), hope you are not planning to peg price above what would have been the real market price and below what it would have costed if imported to discourage import and yet still accrue windfall?
NNPC: No Comment.
Nigerians: Is that how you intend to get the money to your pay your debt?
NNPC: No Comment.
Nigerians: Hmm 🤔
WE WATCH! 😊
Sha, congratulations Dangote. You did it!
Abdulhaleem Ishaq Ringim. Public Affairs Analyst |
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Travel › Re: This Is Ibadan Nigeria by strangest(m): 8:04pm On Sep 02, 2024 |
Okay |
Politics › Re: Defence Minister, CDS To Relocate To Sokoto After Turji Burnt Military Vehicles by strangest(m): 6:23pm On Sep 01, 2024 |
Okay |
Politics › Re: Northern Groups Allege Tinubu’s Kinsmen Dominating Security Agencies by strangest(m): 7:01am On Sep 01, 2024 |
You don't mean it... Where were they when Buhari did worse?
They say you don't talk while eating.... They have finish eating that's why they are complaining |
Health › Re: Again, Man Commits Suicide In Ogun by strangest(m): 6:25pm On Aug 31, 2024 |
Ronu |
Politics › Re: Buying Presidential Jet While Nigerians Go Hungry Is Failue - Donald Duke by strangest(m): 11:26pm On Aug 30, 2024 |
This one is just waking up |
Phones › Re: Wtf Is Wrong With 9mobile by strangest(m): 9:19am On Aug 30, 2024 |
As soon as Ronu people took over the company, they ran it down
I'm about to port my number |
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Today Is Bruce Onabrakpeya's 92nd Birthday by strangest(m): 8:16am On Aug 30, 2024 |
Happy birthday sir |
Politics › Re: Bichi & His Family Turned DSS To A Graveyard, Orchard Of Nepotism - Jafaar by strangest(m): 10:32pm On Aug 28, 2024 |
Okay |
Politics › Re: Rivers Crisis: Monarch Declares Palace Accessible Only To Wike Supporters by strangest(m): 3:57pm On Aug 28, 2024 |
Fubara please do the needful.... Unconstitutional Monarch |
Crime › Re: Jigawa Tea Vendor Beats Man To Death Over Missing Indomie, Bread by strangest(m): 11:27am On Aug 28, 2024 |
Hunger dey town |
Properties › Re: Adeniyi Ajayi Demolishes Olaitan Ogunseye's Property In Ikorodu by strangest(m): 12:55pm On Aug 26, 2024 |
He wan sell to igbos |
Education › Re: The Nigerian Refinery In Malta To Be Seized By Chinese Firm by strangest(m): 10:59am On Aug 25, 2024 |
Lol |
Politics › Re: Mele Kyari Meets Mufti Menk In Addis Ababa by strangest(m): 7:22pm On Aug 22, 2024 |
Let's clap for him... He try... |
Politics › Re: Sokoto Bandits Release Kabir Isa After Collecting Ransom by strangest(m): 12:27pm On Aug 22, 2024 |
The South East is insecure!! |
Politics › Re: One Dies, Business Grounded As Ogun Hunters, Herders Clash by strangest(m): 9:54pm On Aug 21, 2024 |
Tinubu should give them army |
Politics › Re: Isese Day: Ogun Declares August 20th As Public Holiday by strangest(m): 3:01pm On Aug 19, 2024*. Modified: 9:45pm On Aug 19, 2024 |
Ogun state we need our presidential jets back…. Una Dey do owambe |
Politics › Re: Edo 2024: Tinubu, APC Angry Over APC Candidate's Inability To Speak English by strangest(m): 7:19pm On Aug 18, 2024 |
Tinubu too? I no understand |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Should Support Lagos City Boys In Preventing Dangote Refinery Monopoly by strangest(m): 1:29am On Aug 17, 2024 |
kanupapilo: NNPC is the regulator of the industry. If NNPC had not looted billions of dollars in Turn Around Maintenance (TAM) the four refineries would have been working then they could be considered a monopoly. The NNPC is finally playing the part of a regulator in preventing a monopoly. And you want me to trust the incompetent NNPC over Dangote… Which Dangote monopoly you mean? BUA Dey o |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Should Support Lagos City Boys In Preventing Dangote Refinery Monopoly by strangest(m): 12:47am On Aug 17, 2024 |
kanupapilo: This is a no win scenario for the average Nigerian and will not result in lower fuel prices. Even if the Malta heist is stopped then Dangote has full monopoly which he is trying to achieve and can charge 200 million citizens any price he wants like he does in cement, sugar and pasta.
Nigerians have never benefited in any industry he has held monopoly. NNPC is already a monopoly that’s why they won’t repair the refineries…. Let them go and fight Dangote |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Should Support Lagos City Boys In Preventing Dangote Refinery Monopoly by strangest(m): 10:56pm On Aug 16, 2024 |
kanupapilo: Nigerians Should Support Lagos Boys In Preventing Dangote Oil Refinery Monopoly So NNPC MALTA Heist is what we should support |
Politics › Re: Presidential Aircraft: Ogun Moves To Vacate Seizure Order, Faults Legal Process by strangest(m): 10:19pm On Aug 15, 2024 |
CrushObituaries: Miserable embittered bitter grievingory Obi people are menace to Nigeria. Those scrupulous, unpatriotic elements are usually happy over evil. They are happy because of the judgment of seizure, those pathetic loser like bitter grievingory Obi suffering from chronic post election trauma need to crushed. Tinubu once brought a out his tongue to test taste the microphone |
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Inflation Drops, First Time Since 2022 by strangest(m): 4:48pm On Aug 15, 2024 |
Reporting from APC HEADQUARTERS |
Politics › Re: Senators’ Monthly Pay Hits N2 Billion by strangest(m): 11:48am On Aug 15, 2024 |
No wonder Akpabio no get brain |