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Romance › Re: A Series Of Unfortunate Events That Follow Me by strangest(m): 1:52am On Oct 02, 2024
Igbos are being taught a lesson
Politics › Re: October 1st Protest, South West People Are Not Interested by strangest(m): 11:50pm On Sep 30, 2024
Ttalk:
Lagos State is paying 70k to a cleaner of Level 01 while Otti paying your parents who has worked for 35years less than 50k and you are not ashamed
How many people are working with the government?

I'll give you assignment..... Check the names on accounts posted here on nairaland begging for financial support....

70k wey buy wetin?



You guys are really shameless....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Corp Member Who Decided To Drive Okada by strangest(m): 10:04pm On Sep 30, 2024
I thought you opened the thread to give him Keke or uber
Politics › Re: NAF Airstrikes Kill 23 Worshippers In A Mosque In Giwa, Kaduna by strangest(m): 10:00pm On Sep 30, 2024
Wow
Politics › Re: October 1st Protest, South West People Are Not Interested by strangest(m):
Hahaha.... Tinubu hunger no go allow South West not to protest...


They are going to be the first one in the streets looting every shop that belongs to non indigenes...


They are the same with South Africans
Education › Re: Young Man Celebrates As He Graduates With 3rd Class From Ahmadu Bello University by strangest(m): 3:42pm On Sep 29, 2024
Peter Obi's certificate

Politics › Re: Why Does Gen Babaginda Stays Indoor? by strangest(m): 9:41pm On Sep 28, 2024
Minding his business
Politics › Re: Stop Frustrating Dangote Refinery – Emir Sanusi by strangest(m): 2:26pm On Sep 28, 2024
Lol.... Dangote should stop destroying Tinibus MALTA Businesses....
Business › Re: EFCC’s raid of our office Intended to embarrass us – Dangote by strangest(m): 1:21pm On Sep 24, 2024
Na WA oo.... Tinubu is really working hard to take over Dangotes refinery....

So they can continue their MALTA HEIST....
Politics › Re: LEKKI: Lagos Govt,dangote Refinery Disagree Over Parks, Call-up System For Truck by strangest(m): 8:16pm On Sep 23, 2024
Tinubu wants to frustrate this one out of business... So he can take over....
Family › Re: Pumping Machine Water Problem, Please Advise. Picture Attached by strangest(m): 10:22am On Sep 22, 2024
Crude oil... Ko... Sewage.... Check if your borehole is close to your sewage
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Hits Beirut With Air Attack After Hezbollah Fires 140 Rockets by strangest(m): 5:32pm On Sep 20, 2024
World war loading
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Will No Longer Attend UNGA by strangest(m): 3:23pm On Sep 19, 2024
Ok
Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello Visited EFCC Headquarters, But Wasn't Interrogated - Media Team by strangest(m): 9:38pm On Sep 18, 2024
Yahaya Bello of APC....


EFCC of APC.....



BROTHERS... They went to hug each other

Fashion › Re: How A Beauty Queen Became The Face Of South Africa-nigeria Tensions- Al Jazeera by strangest(m): 3:48pm On Sep 17, 2024
If e no kill you... E go make you popular
Politics › Re: It Is Illegal For NNPCL To Fix Price Of Dangote Petrol – Falana by strangest(m): 3:13pm On Sep 17, 2024
We all know





But they want to continue selling their MALTA fraud to us...
Phones › Re: If You Have Phone To Sell In Lagos by strangest(m): 9:05am On Sep 16, 2024
You go soon buy the phone they stole after killing one General in the army
Crime › Re: Hospital Staff Caught Stealing Drugs & Selling Them At His Wife Shop (Pics/Vid) by strangest(m): 9:03am On Sep 16, 2024
I hired a lady to take care of my old lady... She even steal kerosene and maggi... It's that bad
Politics › Re: US Crude And The Breakdown: Why Dangote Petrol is Expensive (pics) by strangest(m): 8:41am On Sep 16, 2024
Shut up... Dangote is expensive because NNPC wants to continue with their Malta fraud..... Criminals
Politics › Re: Dear Nigerians, Dangote, Tinubu, NNPC & Marketers Played You by strangest(m): 7:12pm On Sep 15, 2024
Dumb....


Dangote threatened the FG with the Malta deal Exposure.... FG started to dance to his tune ... Dangote is the goat
Politics › Re: FG To Pay 300 Subsidy On PMS by strangest(m): 7:08pm On Sep 15, 2024
Story.... They pay to themselves.... Fuel from Malta
Politics › Re: Danger: See Asari Dokubo & His New Recruit Black Army by strangest(m): 7:07pm On Sep 15, 2024
Gentle men.... These are the guys causing unrest in the South East.... They work together with Simon Ekpa
Events › Re: Abuja Widows, Orphans Celebrate As They Receive Massive Food Items (Videos) by strangest(m): 8:56am On Sep 15, 2024
Estate developers are on the rise now .. so much money
Politics › Re: How Halilu Sububu 'Buzu' Was Killed by strangest(m): 4:24pm On Sep 14, 2024
He probably has Nigerian voters card
Politics › Re: Dapo Abiodun Suspends All Market Levies Except Development And Sanitation by strangest(m): 8:49pm On Sep 12, 2024
Lol.. tinubu no go hree
Family › Re: Why Some Nigerian Men Are Not Biological Fathers Of Their Children – Psychologis by strangest(m): 8:30am On Sep 09, 2024
Women need a daddy to that can pay
Politics › Re: Stop Sending Service Chiefs After Us - Bello Turji Warns Nigerian Government by strangest(m): 8:28pm On Sep 05, 2024
Tinubu is not effective... Just look at
Fashion › Re: Miss Kwara Thanks South Africans For Their Support And Votes by strangest(m): 8:29am On Sep 05, 2024
Ronu...
Fashion › Re: Chidimma: Hounded From A Beauty Pageant In South Africa, Then Crowned In Nigeria by strangest(m): 5:53pm On Sep 04, 2024
Shame on those from Nigeria that cursed her because she's Igbo
Education › Re: Academic Excellence: Nigerian First Professors In Fields Of Human Endeavours by strangest(m): 5:48pm On Sep 04, 2024
ppogba:
Copy and paste.
Quote...
Education › Re: Academic Excellence: Nigerian First Professors In Fields Of Human Endeavours by strangest(m): 5:38pm On Sep 04, 2024
Act 1, Scene 1: "SUBSIDY IS GONE!"

Scene 2: Exchange rate unification and currency floatation neutralized subsidy removal. Pump price became higher than landing cost with NNPC covering the differential. SUBSIDY IS BACK!

Act 2, Scene 1: Dangote Refinery is our savior.

Scene 2:

Dangote: I need Crude Oil.

NNPC: We cannot give you.

Dangote: You must give us. PIA said you must leave out a portion of Crude Oil produced for domestic supply.

NNPC: We have signed forward sales agreement.

Dangote: PIA, a law supersedes any agreement.

NNPC/NMPDRA: You are not ready. Even your Diesel is substandard. And we won't allow you to become a monopoly.

Dangote: My Diesel is more qualitative than yours. I am offering you a lifeline with PMS. But no problem, I know what is happening in Malta.

NNPC: (No comment)

Act 3, Scene 1:

NNPC: We will give you Crude Oil. In fact, we will sell it to you in Naira.

Dangote: Thank you

Act 4, Scene 1:

NNPC: We are profitable. But we are in $6 billion debt. It is becoming hard to guarantee supply.

NNPC then raises pump price to N897, closer to landing cost.

NNPC: (And then suddenly) Dangote, we are going to be the exclusive buyers of your petrol.

Dangote: No Problem (Nigerians: No problem? 🤔).

Scene 2:

Nigerians: NNPC, why are you interested in being the sole buyers of Dangote's petrol?

FG/NNPC: For pricing purposes.

Nigerians: Una wan become monopolist too? Shey you accused Dangote of such? 🤔

NNPC: No Comment

Nigerians: Wait. How much will you now sell the petrol. 🤔

NNPC: FEC will decide.

Nigerians: So you want to peg price? DEREGULATION IS GONE? 🤔

NNPC: No Comment.

Nigerians: Wait. How are you now going to find money and pay your $6 billion debt?

NNPC: We will find ways.

Nigerians: Jira Jira Jira (Wait Wait Wait), hope you are not planning to peg price above what would have been the real market price and below what it would have costed if imported to discourage import and yet still accrue windfall?

NNPC: No Comment.

Nigerians: Is that how you intend to get the money to your pay your debt?

NNPC: No Comment.

Nigerians: Hmm 🤔

WE WATCH! 😊

Sha, congratulations Dangote. You did it!

Abdulhaleem Ishaq Ringim. Public Affairs Analyst

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