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Igbos are being taught a lesson |
Ttalk:How many people are working with the government? I'll give you assignment..... Check the names on accounts posted here on nairaland begging for financial support.... 70k wey buy wetin? You guys are really shameless.... |
I thought you opened the thread to give him Keke or uber |
Wow |
Hahaha.... Tinubu hunger no go allow South West not to protest... They are going to be the first one in the streets looting every shop that belongs to non indigenes... They are the same with South Africans |
Peter Obi's certificate
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Minding his business |
Lol.... Dangote should stop destroying Tinibus MALTA Businesses.... |
Na WA oo.... Tinubu is really working hard to take over Dangotes refinery.... So they can continue their MALTA HEIST.... |
Tinubu wants to frustrate this one out of business... So he can take over.... |
Crude oil... Ko... Sewage.... Check if your borehole is close to your sewage |
World war loading |
Ok |
Yahaya Bello of APC.... EFCC of APC..... BROTHERS... They went to hug each other
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If e no kill you... E go make you popular |
We all know But they want to continue selling their MALTA fraud to us... |
You go soon buy the phone they stole after killing one General in the army |
I hired a lady to take care of my old lady... She even steal kerosene and maggi... It's that bad |
Shut up... Dangote is expensive because NNPC wants to continue with their Malta fraud..... Criminals |
Dumb.... Dangote threatened the FG with the Malta deal Exposure.... FG started to dance to his tune ... Dangote is the goat |
Story.... They pay to themselves.... Fuel from Malta |
Gentle men.... These are the guys causing unrest in the South East.... They work together with Simon Ekpa |
Estate developers are on the rise now .. so much money |
He probably has Nigerian voters card |
Lol.. tinubu no go hree |
Women need a daddy to that can pay |
Tinubu is not effective... Just look at |
Ronu... |
Shame on those from Nigeria that cursed her because she's Igbo |
ppogba:Quote... |
Act 1, Scene 1: "SUBSIDY IS GONE!" Scene 2: Exchange rate unification and currency floatation neutralized subsidy removal. Pump price became higher than landing cost with NNPC covering the differential. SUBSIDY IS BACK! Act 2, Scene 1: Dangote Refinery is our savior. Scene 2: Dangote: I need Crude Oil. NNPC: We cannot give you. Dangote: You must give us. PIA said you must leave out a portion of Crude Oil produced for domestic supply. NNPC: We have signed forward sales agreement. Dangote: PIA, a law supersedes any agreement. NNPC/NMPDRA: You are not ready. Even your Diesel is substandard. And we won't allow you to become a monopoly. Dangote: My Diesel is more qualitative than yours. I am offering you a lifeline with PMS. But no problem, I know what is happening in Malta. NNPC: (No comment) Act 3, Scene 1: NNPC: We will give you Crude Oil. In fact, we will sell it to you in Naira. Dangote: Thank you Act 4, Scene 1: NNPC: We are profitable. But we are in $6 billion debt. It is becoming hard to guarantee supply. NNPC then raises pump price to N897, closer to landing cost. NNPC: (And then suddenly) Dangote, we are going to be the exclusive buyers of your petrol. Dangote: No Problem (Nigerians: No problem? 🤔). Scene 2: Nigerians: NNPC, why are you interested in being the sole buyers of Dangote's petrol? FG/NNPC: For pricing purposes. Nigerians: Una wan become monopolist too? Shey you accused Dangote of such? 🤔 NNPC: No Comment Nigerians: Wait. How much will you now sell the petrol. 🤔 NNPC: FEC will decide. Nigerians: So you want to peg price? DEREGULATION IS GONE? 🤔 NNPC: No Comment. Nigerians: Wait. How are you now going to find money and pay your $6 billion debt? NNPC: We will find ways. Nigerians: Jira Jira Jira (Wait Wait Wait), hope you are not planning to peg price above what would have been the real market price and below what it would have costed if imported to discourage import and yet still accrue windfall? NNPC: No Comment. Nigerians: Is that how you intend to get the money to your pay your debt? NNPC: No Comment. Nigerians: Hmm 🤔 WE WATCH! 😊 Sha, congratulations Dangote. You did it! Abdulhaleem Ishaq Ringim. Public Affairs Analyst |
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