★★★Wen we guyz tell u ladiez we luv u,
most of d tymz u disbliv us
tinkin we'r PlayaZ [dnt tell me
u'r balls] Playaz
wit only 1 aim... dat pu**y!

U also do tink we'll dump u lyk a bin
wen we'r thru wit d diggin!
& den lyk d playaz we are,
we go out into d field, lukin 4 more
balls 2 play! hahaha...

On d reverz, who knws?
diz guy myt jst b tinkin same, jst lyk
u alwayz do!
& wen u finally get 2 tell him hw u feel,

He would den scream deep into ur
heart,..........PLAYAAARRRRR!!!!!!!
Hoooooooh.. i feel d reverberationz!
som guyz feel dat too. hahaha

Maybe u shld tell him
Maybe u shld show him
Maybe he myt luv u as well, i jst said
MaybE! hmm...
Maybe he'z jst d real PlayeR!!!
★★★

Clinton594:
Nawa oh ..... What's with celebrities and iPhones

★★★Diz r nt celebrity selfiez... Diz r iphone selfiez. Hahaha!!!★★★

Jadela:
@ the original question,

The answer is very simple. I will ask either of the twins the question thus: "If I ask your second twin which road leads to the village, where would she point?". Thereafter, I'll simply choose the other road. One question is enough. I need not ask the second twin.

If I ask the one that speaks the truth, she would answer me that her twin sister will point in the wrong direction (Never-land). So, I'll choose the other way.

If I ask the one that lies, she would lie to me that her twin sister (who actually is truthful) will point in the Never-land direction. I'll still take the other direction. Either way, I'm good to go!

★★As simple as diz! No long tinn!★★

adepiero:
Your boss is a really big fool #NoOffense

Do you know how difficult it is to get a job? even to start an enterprise sef, the start up capital is another problem.

I searched for job for more than a year before I started working and I know ppl that are still searching for over 7yrs and are still unemployed. is it their fault or this useless country that has refused to empower the youth as well as the sectors that can benefit the people in terms of employment.

because you foolish boss is lucky to sit behind a desk, he feels he can rubbish other people by calling them lazy! just advice him that his post is not a permanent position. he could be back on the street searching for vacancy soon.

★leave im shirt...leave im shirt...leave im shirt,
abeg no slap am...
no b fight na, shoooo?
na yarn him jst yarn!
laa waooh!!!

rationalmind:


Let me help you with more

Or maybe work as a factory worker, or perhaps, hawk gala on the streets of lagos. Maybe go to learn tailoring or barbing after spending years in school.

Yes, there are many extremes you can cite. But there are several other things (though not the best) better than the ones listed up there and the likes.

As an example, how about the installation of DSTV dishes? The installation of a single view dstv costs 5000 naira. Ooh, yes, I know, it's small money but I want you to consider the fact that we have hotels and organisations where at least 20 decoders are used. Do the maths. Wait, I'm yet to tell you you'll get at least half of your profit buying materials?

Yes, it's not easy getting those contracts, getting them is not meant for the lazy which of course, proves his point.

Yes, it's a job not befitting a masters degree holder but the immediate question that comes to mind is, is staying at home all day long better?

N.B: I just used DSTV installation as an example, there are several other things that can be done.

★I lyk d DSTV and Gala stuff★

★No mata hw ur mama small reach, u no fit call her diz girl! ★

sanky346: Nice move. I think the fresh breathe in a new league would help Torres get back to form again but I doubt it if we would ever see the lethargic Fernando Torres of the Liverpool days again.

He was lethargic at chelsea not at liverpool bro! use ur dictionary!

hahaha

Dat awkward moment wen u'r asleep & need no disturbance den some1 knocks on d door, wakin u up & u shout 'who b dat fool? only to go & see itz ur dad... no vex, na slap get ur sleepy face!

D one of when will i ovulate? nawa o! abi na google draw ur menstrual cycle?