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Politics / Re: Tinubu Orders Massive Fixing Of Federal Roads Nationwide (list) by streetzz: 1:47pm On Nov 28, 2023
I hope Umahi gets to replicate the road works he did in Ebonyi State across the other States of the Federation, as he is being entrusted with such a responsibility. This move shouldn't just be an illusion in the face of the nations' needs.
Politics / Re: Poor Federal Constituency Project In Edo: Edo State Govt Intervenes (Photos) by streetzz: 9:45pm On Jul 06, 2021
This is a humorous dance of mockery
Right in the face of the masses.
What is it, that is impossible for my dear country to do?
Crime / Re: Lady Beats Man That Stole Her Phones In A Bank In Ibadan (Photos) by streetzz: 10:27am On Apr 11, 2020
teebiggs:
Pics: Lady Beats The Hell Out Of A Man That Stole Her Phones In A Bank In Ibadan

I usually mind my business on a norm but feel people can learn one or two from this, so thought of sharing.

So it happened that I was in the banking hall this morning in Ibadan and suddenly heard this thunderous sound... Looking back I saw this fair skinned lady slapping and head booting this young man that looked very innocent. "What did I do, what did I do?", the young man kept asking, maintaining his innocence.

The lady who was already crying and screaming gave him a hot slap again, he staggered and lost his innocence saying "is it because I helped you, is it because I helped you to charge your phones and dint see you again". The bank management intervened, trying to separate them, but the lady won't let go. She kept head booting the young man, screaming and crying. I'm like wow, this lady is strong.

Eventually, she lost grip after being assured the man can't escape and finally proceed to shed light on what transpired between them as we wait with bated breath.

According to her, she was trying to charge her phones (an iPhone, iPad and a blackberry) as a bosswoman, while in the church but met Mr Innocent there also charging, she was going to attend to someone and gave him the gadgets to plug and charge for her. But to her surprised on getting back Mr Innocent had disappeared, no where to be found.

Why she go trust person wey she no no like dat¿
Because na inside church ¿

She went on her knees, praising and thanking God for helping her to see him today, she also started dancing shoki to my surprise when the police came and handcuffed Mr Innocent who already lost his innocence at the time.[/quote]
No be small shoki... Azonto dey wait for the guy

We all know the story in the country, we all in it together, we all know it ain't easy surviving and staying legit but at the same time we need to watch it and be careful of the things we do in the name of surviving.[/quote]
True talk bros
Crime / Re: See What Was Found In The Seat Of An Okada In Lagos... by streetzz: 10:03am On Apr 11, 2020
Tunex252:
This is so pathetic for the people in Lagos State.
Somewhere in Lagos State today, Sunday 16th February, 2020, a suspected Okada rider was caught smuggling brand new riffles in Lagos.

The question is where was he coming from into Lagos on bike¿

Here is what the Police Command of the Internal Generating Groups has to say about this Sad occurrence. " What you see here is mind burgling 2 AK 47 Riffles and 5 Mantles. Each if this mantles contains 30 Rounds of life ammunitions making it a total of 150 rounds of Bullets.
He continued, if you have 2 AK 47 and 150 bullets of life ammunitions, you can cause immense havoc to a community. Conclusively, the Internal Generating Groups of the Police Force tracked clinically executed this task.

There is much he could accomplish with these.

Finally, the spokeman said that, there are other suspects on the run in connection with this crime and he assured the people in Lagos and in Nigeria that they'll track all of them and bring them to justice.

They better do oo
Crime / Re: SARS Went Through My Wife’s Nude Photos On My Phone - Man Narrates by streetzz: 9:29pm On Apr 10, 2020
BalogunIdowu:
I hope one day we'll become more sensible. When are going to stop having stuffs like this on our phones. It does not just make sense. Anybody can assess it when it gets to the wrong hands and off it goes on the internet
Some people never think of it this way just like you do.
ACE1010:
What's your wife nudes photos doing in your in the first place SARS apart anybody can stumble on the phone then use your wife's nudes photos to blackmail and extort money from you including your best friend.
My brother please wise up!!!! cool
This is as real as it can get.
Crime / Re: See The Inside Of A Typical Saudi Arabia Prison(photos) by streetzz: 9:04pm On Apr 10, 2020
You will now hear of prisoners paying rent na
Godfullsam:
If we have this kind of prison in nigeria, people will be comiting crime everyday.

You will hear people say 'dont take me to court, just take me to prison straight'! grin
Celebrities / Re: Inside Drake's $100m Mansion In Toronto Where He Is Self Isolating (photos) by streetzz: 8:51pm On Apr 10, 2020
"Niggaz see the crib and ask who did i still from."
(Sandra's Rose) - Drake Aubery Graham.

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Crime / Re: Benue Lecturer Brutalizes Houseboy For Misplacing His Books by streetzz: 7:25pm On Sep 18, 2018
delzbaba:
An educated lecturer using this little child as a servant?
Now we know education is'nt civility.
Business / Re: Banks To Pay N10,000 Fine For Failed Transaction Not Reversed Within 24hrs by streetzz: 7:19pm On Sep 18, 2018
apikipiki1:
Biko which account will d fine enter?
same question here oo
Politics / Re: Akume: I Regret Making Ortom Governor Of Benue State by streetzz: 10:20pm On Sep 17, 2018
All I see is a pained man whose actions have taken a wrong turn on him.
Politics / Re: Senator Ademola Adeleke: Why I Was Absent From Osun Governorship Debate by streetzz: 8:57pm On Sep 17, 2018
It's always an expected cycle of political events prior to elections in this country.
Politics / Re: Senator Bukola Saraki In Lagos To Meet With PDP Delegates by streetzz: 8:44pm On Sep 17, 2018
all roads lead to 2019
Politics / Re: My Heart Was With Buhari In 2015 Elections – Akpabio by streetzz: 8:36pm On Sep 17, 2018
Naija politics on raw mode.
Politics / Re: Where Is Bukola Saraki's NYSC Certificate? by streetzz: 8:23pm On Sep 17, 2018
So true you know...
with inflexible regulations and laws,
we loose a regrettable number of Nigerian graduates who studied abroad to foreign nations with socio-flexible laws and regard for human resource value
Politics / Re: Where Is Bukola Saraki's NYSC Certificate? by streetzz: 8:12pm On Sep 17, 2018
This lingering issue of NYSC certificate or an Exemption letter, is something a good number of our government officials and politicians are rigidly guilty of. It's simply a 'do and never be caught thing'.
Education / Re: The Top Ten Oldest Universities In Nigeria And Their Brief Histories. by streetzz: 2:42pm On Mar 09, 2017
JOSITE!
GREAT IS THE WORD!!!

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Health / Re: Mad Man In Calabar Parking Refuse Off Major Road by streetzz: 5:59pm On Jun 17, 2016
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Newshelmboss:



Even an insane man here knows the importance of sanitation!!!



Tell that to The Cross River State Govt. They really dont need to non-verbally tell us, about how they are on the verge of losing the title of the 'Neatest State in Naija'. to one other state like dat wey dey vex to collect that mantle from them...

angry
Newshelmboss:



Even an insane man here knows the importance of sanitation!!!



Tell that to The Cross River State Govt. They really dont need to non-verbally tell us, about how they are on the verge of losing the title of the 'Neatest State in Naija'. to one other state like dat wey dey vex to collect that mantle from them...

I just dey look them like Naija dey look Boo-Haa-Ree !!!
Family / Re: Woman Battered By Her Husband For Refusing Sex (Photos) by streetzz: 6:09pm On Jun 06, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
As I promised myself & God that nothing will make me lay my hands on my woman, God please help the man that will lay his hands on my sister.

It requires self control & discipline to keep diz promize when ur wife turnz out to be a diff woman frm whom u married!

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God Please Help Him In Jesus Name..AMEN!!

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Yeah... help him so i shld'nt get him..."
Family / Re: Woman Battered By Her Husband For Refusing Sex (Photos) by streetzz: 6:02pm On Jun 06, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
As I promised myself & God that nothing will make me lay my hands on my woman, God please help the man that will lay his hands on my sister.

It requires self control & discipline to keep diz promize when ur wife turnz out to be a diff woman frm whom u married!

God Please Help Him In Jesus Name..AMEN!!

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Yeah... help him so i shld'nt get him..."
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys "Kiss And Tell" A Lot? by streetzz: 3:11pm On Jun 06, 2016
UyiIredia:
mtcheew. As if girls don't kiss and tell too.
Dia own bad pass sef
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys "Kiss And Tell" A Lot? by streetzz: 3:10pm On Jun 06, 2016
prettythicksme:
Not all guys!
Yeah... nt all guyz do dat
Romance / Re: Why A Guy Should Not Marry A Girl His Age by streetzz: 7:15am On Jun 06, 2016
EVILFOREST:
It is baseless for one to marry AGE MATE.
I pity such MEN, who have this mentalilty
how baseless do u think diz is?
Romance / Re: Post Deleted by me by streetzz: 6:57am On Jun 06, 2016
XcashAnthony pwimg: http://4.bp..com/-TGo3TruOlPI/UefK3pB220I/AAAAAAABN3I/2A-dTBKOSyw/s1600/Child+Rape.jpg[/img]

20-year-old Chijioke Nwakor, from Aniocha LGA of Anambra State is now in Police custody for allegedly raping a nine-year-old girl to death.
XcashAnthony pwimg:

The suspect who is currently detained at the Criminal Investigation Department (CID), state Police headquarters, Diamond Hill, Calabar is alleged to have engaged Miss Alice Eneji in a marathon love making which resulted in the girl’s death.
u really call that love making? smh

Chijioke, who recently moved to Cross River State where he lives with his parents, said he had abstained from women, regretting that hisfirst attempt to make love to a girl of his desirehas resulted in tragedy.

He said:
I used to see the girl everyday in Okuku-Yala, where I stay with my parents. I don’t know what pushed me last Monday to approach her. As I saw her playing with the three boys at Saint Patrick’s Primary School, Okuku football field, I called her and asked what she was doing there. I told her to go home and meet her mother.

The advice took an amorous dimension as it started drizzling; Chijioke and Alice had to take shelter under one of the school buildings.

Chijioke said:
I discussed with her and she accepted so I took her to one of the abandoned buildings that hasbeen overtaken by weeds, where I told her to remove her underwear and she complied.

Claiming there was mutual agreement between them, the boy dismissed allegation that he raped her, saying:


XcashAnthony pwimg:
I did not slap her or do anything to her. I told her to bend down because the place was too dirty.
The uncompleted building is now used asa toilet, because most people living around there had no toilet.
How disgustin dat would hv been.



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Phones / Re: Reasons Why You Run Out Of Data Before The End Of Your Validity Period by streetzz: 11:13pm On Jun 05, 2016
Baddestguyp:
online games, streaming and downloads eat my data cool cool


so true... those require huge data bundles!
Religion / Re: 7 Values To Teach Our Children To Make Them Grow Into Godly Men And Women by streetzz: 11:09pm On Jun 05, 2016
[quote author=austin2all post=42485991]
"Train up a child in the way he should grow, and when he is old, he shall never depart from it" Proverbs 22:6
NYSC / Re: Bayelsa Corper, James Onuh Shot Dead: A Friend Of Mine by streetzz: 11:03pm On Jun 05, 2016
As a price for the purchase of life?
Business / Re: See The Number Of Locks Used To Lock A Shop. Hillarious!!! by streetzz: 8:39pm On Jun 05, 2016
fmlala:
I guess what happen is the numbers of padlocks represent the number of people that has stock in side the shop so that no one will come behind their back without the knowledge of others. just
guessing sha.








fmlala:
I guess what happen is the numbers of padlocks represent the number of people that has stock in side the shop so that no one will come behind their back without the knowledge of others. just
guessing sha.








fmlala:
I guess what happen is the numbers of padlocks represent the number of people that has stock in side the shop so that no one will come behind their back without the knowledge of others. just
guessing sha.



And funny enough, all odaz can't collaborate against him i guezz!



cheesy
fmlala:
I guess what happen is the numbers of padlocks represent the number of people that has stock in side the shop so that no one will come behind their back without the knowledge of others. just
guessing sha.








fmlala:
I guess what happen is the numbers of padlocks represent the number of people that has stock in side the shop so that no one will come behind their back without the knowledge of others. just
guessing sha.








fmlala:
I guess what happen is the numbers of padlocks represent the number of people that has stock in side the shop so that no one will come behind their back without the knowledge of others. just
guessing sha.



And funny enough, all odaz can't collaborate against him i guezz!




Romance / Re: Do You Still Make This Mistake With Women? by streetzz: 12:03pm On Jun 05, 2016
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U'r just so on point like a free throw tedy...
I totally concur that one of the biggest issues guyz out there face in termz of gettin the kind of emotional & physical r/ship they really desire with the women thaf match thier specification is the inability to calibrate & balance the connection/ trust & the attraction/ lustful part of emotionz with women...

If u only build a connection with women, & fail to make 'em desire u sexually, then bro, sooner or later, she'll b emotionally compelled to 'wear u a nice friend zone jersey' cuz u'rnt offering her what a lover is meant to offer her.


This meanz u're hiding behind the shadowz of a lover... and if u're not a lover, u're simply a big friend. And bliv me, from what i knw & hv learnt through experience, these 'big' freindz 're the ones who usually end up in that unfriendly friend zone!

But if u can balance these two sides of emotionz as tedy has rightly said, then u'll be amazed at how women will connect & trust u as a friend & be lustful about sleeping with u cuz u have also created these emotionz in them!

Go out there & be the man u were meant to be & fulfill their fantasies... only if u trust u can, then u can!

Ceeyah soon...
Science/Technology / Re: Facts About The Milky Way Galaxy (with Photos) by streetzz: 11:43pm On May 23, 2016
omonnakoda:
I knew it! There is no God
Nooo... There is a GOD. But you have no believe yet!
Romance / Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by streetzz: 4:02pm On May 17, 2016
I wld lyk to say, you are'nt alone in diz situation. a million other people face diz very issue every other day of their 'quiet' lives.

I do think u hv a strong introverted personality. This could b 1 of the core reasonz why u 'live so much in ur head', alwayz thiinkin

You prefer to hv conversationz in ur head just with urself cuz u prefer keepin to urself rather than associating with others.

And when u finally want to talk with some1, u get gripped by fear & anxiety abt the outcome of what u are abt to do!
Will i b rejected?
Will diz conversation go well?
Hw will diz person view me?
And a host of other anxious self doubting questions.

And since u'r alwayz in ur head talkin to urself, u prefer to mantain the status quo & keep talkin to urself.

Now...

*Remember, the more u keep talkin to urself too much and fail to talk to others instead, the more u'll likely not b able to talk to others

*Try to conquer ur fears & anxiety by actually exiting ur comfort zone of preferring to talk much with urself and talk to others.
U can start small from little things like hello or hi or asking 'hw'z ur day being'

*U hv a good side about u pple wld luv to c & knw. This can only happen wen u relate with pple thru exciting conversationz

*Be the man u were meant to b! act confident, & u'll b confident

*Go out there & talk to people wen d need arises. So many beautiful people are out there waiting for u to talk to/with them

*Behind fear is all u ever needed... Break thru it & see hw beautiful life is!

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Education / Re: Lasu Produce Six First Class , 6885 Graduates by streetzz: 8:17pm On Mar 13, 2015
i hope 6000 jobs have already been created?

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