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Well she has a nice shape. Face . . . not as much.

MrCrackles:
I dont like that kind of award, i am not a flirt!

I am only nice and warm _{maybe with a lil more affinity towards ladies}!

Would like us to bring evidence?

death @ someone writing lkfjjfcdncjdjddsvdscsl;vlkdkks;al;k;XDk;vmfcdxssxk;cksa;sdvm;dxsadkas; as their current username. Please don't do that because your votes will NOT be counted.

If Sauron had one more nom, he would have tied with me and been up there also.

bluespice:
lol tope
my sister u merit those noms
mommy will hear tho

I know!! She has worked so hard lol

rofl yeah Ms. Biggest Flirt lol

tope2000:
ahhhhh pls

I'm telling the truth. You had 19 and he had 9

Better luck next year lol.

Tope's noms for biggest flirt was twice as much +1 as Mr.Crackles who was the second!!

I won noms for both best AND worst threads lol

The wait is finally over! The nominations have been counted and here are the top three (or top four due to ties) nominees from each category

Best Female Poster - TopUp, Sistawoman, Busybody, DaPhoenix

Best Male Poster - Davidylan, Sauron, Debosky

Nicest Member - Gabrywyl, Tope2000, Ibkaye

Best Newbie (Registered in January 2009) - F**k You, Magz, tee*ice

Classiest Member - Tope2000, Sauron, Stillwater, DaPhoenix

Member Who Should Post More Often - StephenP, Jennykardy, Seun, Sisikill

Most Delusional Member - Tumufulu, AdamBrody, F**k-You

Member Who's Most Likely To Be A Good Parent and Lover Now/In The Future - Sistawoman, Gabrywyl, StephenP

Most Popular Member - Sauron, Mr.Crackles, Sistawoman

Most Comedic Member - Doyin13. AdamBrody, Tumfulu

Most Predictable Member - Mr.Crackles, St.Funmi, DaPhoenix, TopUp

Best Thread Maker - Sistawoman, DaPhoenix, St.Funmi

Worst Thread Maker - Eyonigger, St.Funmi, DaPhoenix, Tumfulu

Wittiest Member - Davidylan, Sauron, Debosky

Biggest Flirt - Mr.Crackles, Tope2000, DaPhoenix


Voting closes on the 18th of April and the Awards will announced at 8PM EST on the 19th of April 2009

Please vote now.

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=245749.msg3670371#msg3670371 date=1238525550]@ Debosky

How do post pix without anyone copying it? [/quote]You can't but you can ward them off by using a watermark on each photo like pasting "HAUWA" across the photo.

Great job!

4 Never liked them much

Pineapples

https://i40.tinypic.com/21nfof9.jpg

At first it looked like Pataki now it's beginning to look like Sauron. Got a blown up picture?

Was it that hard to understand?

iReport:
Guess who is in the picture below and a $500 award awaits the winner. The guy below got mad when he robbed an empty fake guccci bag.

Pataki or Sauron?
https://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/07/08/world/08anglican.190h.jpg

uh uh pick me, I know this!! lol

tope2000:
No its was rebellious that convinced me that it wud spice up our sex life

Didn't it spice it up?

bawomolo:
that's not orobo. That's a mesomorph figure. That would be considered "thick" but a fat bitch shouldn't be compared to marilyn monroe

If she wasn't a sex goddess, you probably won't call her "thick".

gabrywyl:
ok, see. . . I accidently type in Capital letters and theres no Modify button

death!

YAY!!! Now, I know what to get MrCrackles, Treetop and Sauron for their birthdays.

tope2000:
Oko mi, olowo ori mi. ra ra o. ko ri be
its was rebellious that forgot the vibrator in my bag n the thing just switched itself on

No we both two remember? Then you went to the bathroom to "freshen up." You probably left it on. Shame on you https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/68.giflol

tope2000:
So u stay awake by puttin ur vibrator on. . . . . . .
smart move, sauron remind me to try that

lol

It's a long journey and I'm tired but I can't fall asleep because I'm driving. How else can I stay awake?

tope2000:
really?

yeah, he's actually nice.

MrCrackles:
I hope ur not thinking me?

No sweetheart. You're not that childish.

tope2000:
Some1 reported you . . . . . . ??

yeah and I have an idea who he is.

tope2000:
tumfulu

Girl preach my love for him https://i39.tinypic.com/15my5b4.jpg

iReport:
https://i41.tinypic.com/2mcuwx.jpg
Is this  Ibkaye or Tope?. Which one of them is this?

lol it's DaPhoenix/Sister Monique

MrCrackles:
For chicken feet sake, no more bloody GIFS

You are further damaging my eyesight!!!

I will go on until the person who keeps reporting me gets tired.

tope2000:
u dont quit . . . . do ya

Nope.

biina:
Some people have BO because of poor choice of cosmetics. While regular hygiene helps to get rid of the stale stench, some BOs come from the body oil reacting with the toiletries and/or cosmetics. Unfortunately people's sense of smell are of varying degrees, and after being exposed to the same smell for long periods, your nose may become accustomed to it.

@poster
Like some have said earlier, I would suggest you take it slow with her. I would say not to confront her on the issue, as it would cause more harm than good.
- Ensure she practices regular hygiene, making sure she shaves where and when necessary.
- Depending on her routine, she might need toe bathe more than once in a day. Showering after strenuous exercises (including sex and masturbation if applicable) should also be practiced
- She should watch her diet, as consumption of item such as garlic, and some onions, result in certain waste being excreted from the body via sweat which can lead to an unsavory smell.
- She should drink lots of water to dilute her sweat.
- A systematic change of toiletries and cosmetics.

BO is easily rectified and is not worth breaking up over

death

MrCrackles:
_{Told ya}

Oh really?

https://i41.tinypic.com/2mcuwx.jpg

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=255584.msg3665082#msg3665082 date=1238442024]Weak?? Hell no.
The geezers that got there before me all died of heart attacks.
That i am still breathing today is a testament to my strength and character.
What she packs down there is TOXIC. [/quote]Some men get turned on by that.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=255584.msg3665053#msg3665053 date=1238441397]Hit what??
I was ill for several days after being exposed to the shizzy.
Flu, pink eye, high fever and diarrhoea.[/quote]lol how weak! There was a man who had sex with a mad woman but he didn't stop there, he proceeded to impregnate her.

tope2000:
I dont think that is the case

_{I heard u were banned yet again}

Seun is suffering a case of unrequited love. He will continue to ban me to minor reasons until I love him back.

Nobody else will settle for those men lol

Rofl @ poster, she refused to have sex with you and now she smells right?

Purse
Phone
Vibrator
Lubes

This is a rating game. Someone posts something that is common and u rate it from 1 (don't really like) to 10 (really like) and then u post something else and they rate.

Example:
Hot Sauce
(Rate it from 1-10 and then put another subject)

6

Orange juice

Here we go:

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