davidylan:

u know instead of using the vibrator you could just ask me to park.

Lol . . . . .next time i'd make sure i ask you first

Guess who is in the picture below and a $500 award awaits the winner. The guy below got mad when he robbed an empty fake guccci bag.

Pataki or Sauron?

iReport:

Guess who is in the picture below and a $500 award awaits the winner. The guy below got mad when he robbed an empty fake guccci bag.

Pataki or Sauron?

uh uh pick me, I know this!! lol

tope2000:

No its was rebellious that convinced me that it wud spice up our sex life

Didn't it spice it up?

Nothing else is inside that your 20 Naira ''apoche'' bend-down select bag other than roasted corn and series - sizes of nails.

I will stop going to that Italian restaurant at Ikeja  because i didn't know the valet parkers go through your handbag. Imagine this one they call pataki describing the inside of my hand bag even though i tip him good for taking good care of my Bugatti.

uh uh pick me, I know this!! lol

Answer plz. Pataki or Sauron?

At first it looked like Pataki now it's beginning to look like Sauron. Got a blown up picture?

Is this tpai ?

Vibrator inside Hang Bag , How for wot orisirishi shaaaaa, I have to close my account on Nl before i corrupt by all this over-spoilt brothers and sisters

@ Onyinye 2: Somebody here is answering Onyinye, Pls can i know u better. it seems am in love with that name, it is also my name as u can see.

@ Poster: A woman can carry anything that is his bag can contain such as body spray, money, gum, writting materials, ATM, Cheque book and most especially Pad.

Onyi i love u.

bwuahahhaha! sis mo is back

iReport:

Guess who is in the picture below and a $500 award awaits the winner. The guy below got mad when he robbed an empty fake guccci bag.

Pataki or Sauron?

I would be back to deal with you!!!!!

Gosh you guys are funny.

Pataki, is you for real? 

enjoying the week i hope

lipgloss, car key and my wallet (with lots of naira inside)

+ sanitary padds
Wot with the beef btw pataki, sauron and ireport Please keep it up

Pataki, is you for real?  

 That's my Pataki oh.

lipgloss, car key and my wallet (with lots of naira inside)

Remember to call 911 anytime you see Sauron in your vicinity.

Piano
Swimming Pool
Unicorn
Boyfriend
Bed
Purse (Silly, I know)

ibkaye:

Boyfriend

Is ur boyfriend a midget

Nah, he's just very portable, it's amazing what technology can do

Lol

bra
pant
top
powder
make-up kits
phone
condoms
contraceptives
comb etc
  incase i dont come back home that day,
  lol

y me:

bra
pant
top
powder
make-up kits
phone
condoms
contraceptives
comb etc
incase i dont come back home that day,
lol

U strike me as a street girl No offense meant

no be small thing na only street girls they carry those things abi, anyway doesnt marra just goin to spend the night in my boo place
lol
am just playing safe
lol lol lol

Ok Ur guy go flex u wella

yes oooooooo enough shaggin for us

Is ur boyfriend a midget

Yes na, Tumfulu is a midget.

bra
pant
top
powder
make-up kits
phone
condoms
contraceptives
comb etc
incase i dont come back home that day,
lol

Do you work in Allen Ave or Peckham?

i work in my bf room
lol

i work in my bf room
lol

Tell him to at least pay for his condoms.

Debit/Credit cards
organizer/hp mini notebook
Sanitary napkins
mouth wash/breath refresher/tooth brush tooth paste (meeting etc)
cell phones
empty gum/candy paper
change purse
camera
checkbook
hand cream
hair brush
lip balm
dirty napkins
make-up case
pens
small wallet
umbrella

Sanitary napkins
mouth wash/breath refresher/tooth brush tooth paste (meeting etc)

dirty napkins