~Sissy~:

we are Christians, and children of the lawd dnt carry such things in their purses, thats for poor sinners

Umm , I hear you

C2H5OH:

Weed ke? Weed is 4 weedheads, no? We no be weedheads.

Oh Ok , u agree that you carry Kondo abi ? that's

Weed ke? Weed is 4 weedheads, no? We no be weedheads.

I heard some girls also carry crayfish in their coach bag. Na true?

iReport:

roflmao

Mine are:

pepperspray
jack knife
chewing gums
duct tapes
parfum
plastic cards
mirror
my make up pack

etc
cell phone

Who dash monkey bag?

Village Osun girl feeling funky innit?

It dependsz. . .

Pen
Jotter
Diary
A purse containing All ma Cash cardzz, library cardzz, club cardzz etc
Vaseline
Chin-gorm
Chocol8 bar/Sweetzz
Comb/hair brush
Ma barely there foundation
Spray
Hand cream
Umbrella _{unpredictable weather}
Ma GSM
A Novel
Needle _{in case!}

Chin-gorm

correct Naija gal.

Who dash monkey bag?

Village Osun girl feeling funky innit?

You need more proof or more info on what else is inside my hand bag?. If you are planning to okada snatch my bag, better have a rethink because i also carry one smallie glock inside my hand bag. Well oiled, cocked and ready to shoot. Pass this information to other stalkers especially Sauron.

A purse containing All ma Cash cardzz, library cardzz, club cardzz etc

Sauron will rob you oh. Better shut your mouth.

Vaseline

For what?. You provide your male coworkers like Pataki jerk off materials so they can jerk off at the office?

Chocol8 bar/Sweetzz

This sh.it is a killer. Lay them off sister.

Aloy.Emeka:

correct Naija gal.

hehe! Yu lyk?

iReport:

Sauron will rob you oh. Better shut your mouth.

Yu dunt say!! Lemme

iReport:

For what?. You provide your male coworkers like Pataki jerk off materials so they can jerk off at the office?

Haha!! not dhat vaseline jo!

iReport:

This sh.it is a killer. Lay them off sister.

_{E seemz dem carry sweet pray 4 me!!}

M really tryin to do away wiv dem tho!

Haha!! not dhat vaseline jo!

I for say.

~ Hmmn. . . Wot of Toothpaste & Palm kernel? ~

Purse
Phone
Vibrator
Lubes

~ Hmmn. . . Wot of Toothpaste & Palm kernel? ~

Roflmao; you can only find that in saurons jean pockets.

St☆rStruck:

Purse
Phone
Vibrator
Lubes

Really

I also carry defibrillator because a lot of men get heart attack anytime they see how hot I look. i do help them back to life with the portable equipment.

iReport:

You need more proof or more information on what else is inside my hand bag?. If you are planning to okada snatch my bag, better have a rethink because i also carry one smallie glock inside my hand bag. Well oiled, cocked and ready to shoot. Pass this information to other stalkers especially Sauron.

When you and I know the real deal, you are here forming one sophisticated girl. Nothing else is inside that your 20 Naira ''apoche'' bend-down select bag other than roasted corn and series - sizes of nails.

Village girl feeling radiant.

St☆rStruck:

Purse
Phone
Vibrator
Lubes

Reb, are u a serial w@nker??

It's a long journey and I'm tired but I can't fall asleep because I'm driving. How else can I stay awake?

St☆rStruck:

It's a long journey and I'm tired but I can't fall asleep because I'm driving. How else can I stay awake?

Huh??

St☆rStruck:

It's a long journey and I'm tired but I can't fall asleep because I'm driving. How else can I stay awake?

St☆rStruck:

It's a long journey and I'm tired but I can't fall asleep because I'm driving. How else can I stay awake?

So u stay awake by puttin ur vibrator on. . . . . . .
smart move, sauron remind me to try that

tope2000:

So u stay awake by puttin ur vibrator on. . . . . . .
smart move, sauron remind me to try that

U will crash the car. . . . .U get excited easily.

~Sauron~:

U will crash the car. . . . .U get excited easily.

must expose me on the net
i will use it while u drive then. . how abt that

tope2000:

must expose me on the net
i will use it while u drive then. . how abt that

I will CRASH the car!!!

~Sauron~:

I will CRASH the car!!!

ah ahn how comes?? u just dont want me to satisfy my needs sha

Tope, Tope, Tope! how many times did i call you?
So that is the little thing that does griiiiing anytime i am driving?

davidylan:

Tope, Tope, Tope! how many times did i call you?
So that is the little thing that does griiiiing anytime i am driving?

Oko mi, olowo ori mi. ra ra o. ko ri be
its was rebellious that forgot the vibrator in my bag n the thing just switched itself on

tope2000:

Oko mi, olowo ori mi. ra ra o. ko ri be
its was rebellious that forgot the vibrator in my bag n the thing just switched itself on

No we both two remember? Then you went to the bathroom to "freshen up." You probably left it on. Shame on you lol

tope2000:

So u stay awake by puttin ur vibrator on. . . . . . .
smart move, sauron remind me to try that

lol

tope2000:

Oko mi, olowo ori mi. ra ra o. ko ri be
its was rebellious that forgot the vibrator in my bag n the thing just switched itself on

so it was rebellious who took it out of your bag and made you moan and touch me huh?

davidylan:

so it was rebellious who took it out of your bag and made you moan and touch me huh?

No its was rebellious that convinced me that it wud spice up our sex life

oma se o.

tope2000:

No its was rebellious that convinced me that it wud spice up our sex life

u know instead of using the vibrator you could just ask me to park.