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jaybee3:
The guy replaced the picture after i pointed out that the picture he previously displayed was that of Niger delta militants

jaybee3:
Na niger delta militants they use arrest them?

Mctheew

holyteeboy:
where are u I am ready

holyteeboy:
where are u I am ready

zyzxx:
Studded u and holyteeboy no go kill person oo

holyteeboy:
where are u I am ready

lalasticlala:
Considering the fact that our troops need all the encouragement and morale boost possible, celebrities like Jim Iyke and Sammy Okposo have joined the support our troops initiative .The stars encouraged and interacted with members of the Nigerian Army at the Mogadishu cantonment in Abuja today ..

The foundation also donated some items to the 7 division troops..


http://chynaduru..com/2015/02/jim-iyke-sammy-okposo-support-nigerian.html?m=1

holyteeboy:
check my pictures there are better

holyteeboy:
not funny but I manage to like it

Zuria:
Would have asked a question but nl auto-correct fa

kika23:
Looool! I no get am

zyzxx:
Studded Wetin she dey use cutlass do?

babate3e:
Being a bachelor has taken me to several kinds of iya basira, nwayi owerri and other local canteens in lagos, so i felt i had to share my experience of various kind of people i meet:
1. The Oppressors:
These type of people are often very fat, they sit down and the girls come down to them to take their order, you hear stuffs like;
"4 wraps of pounded yam with egusi, put panla, ponmo, ogunfe, assorted and meat, with cold stout and bottle water".
N.B: all the meats, fish, ponmos, assorted are brought in several plates for them to eat as much as possible.
2. The Voracious eater:
These set of people are normally slim, and unlike the oppressors, they go to order their food, you can recognize them when you hear;
"madam give me 8 fufu, no 10 cos i never chop since morning, 3meat, 2ponmo, orobo coke (50cl) and 2 pure water".
3. The Acagons:
Na these ones tire me pass, they are the downgraded versions of the voracious eater, and they are well known by the madam. They believe in quantity over quality, you will hear;
"iya bisi give me as usual, and the madam puts 9 wraps of fufu with 1 lean meat"
NB: this set are the only ones that don't order for water, they prefer the one on the table, used for washing hand".
4. The formers:
These ones are mostly hated by the acagons and they are mostly a group of young girls sponsored by a maga. You will see there table filled with all sorts of meats, fish, ponmos, assorted and several chilled drinks, only for them to eat part of it and leave the rest to the feasting eyes of the acagon and voracious eater. After they leave, you start hearing comments especially from the acagons like " haaaaa , ota aje ni awon omo yii o ( this girls are enemy of money o).
5. Father xmas:
This list is not complete without them, they are the popular ones in the hood, the acagons and voracious eater always pray to meet them in the canteen. If he enters, you start hearing "baba agbalagba, chairman, i remain loyal sir"
and he never dissapoints them too.
Feel free to add yours!!!!!!!!!!!

Bryancrox:
Dirty Eaters : this type of people are very dirty, wen dey re eating soup lik egusi soup, you will see soup all over dere beard nd mouth, secondly dey don't even knw hw to rap eba well eg tanker drivers.

Rilwayne001:
[size=15pt] It is safe to say Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is behind the Boko Harram insurgency in #Nigeria by refusing to deal with terrorism until election . [/size]

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1971434_votepdp_jpeg311e13148f0eb4e296cd42e14ce74b9f

kika23:
Here comes.the brides....

zyzxx:
studded looking for best ring for Zuria and Kika23

tunwumi:
This type of campaign promises is meant to decide Deltans electorate as usual. I expect him to come by next 4 years and say he failed they should give him another 4 years.

Jeg and empty campaign promises.

I have decided no matter what they day FeBUHARI 14 only

tunwumi:
This type of campaign promises is meant to decide Deltans electorate as usual. I expect him to come by next 4 years and say he failed they should give him another 4 years.

Jeg and empty campaign promises.

I have decided no matter what they day FeBUHARI 14 only

FlirtyKaren:
This is too adorable.

So last night in Lagos, ok, Ubi Franklin, Iyanya's manager and CEO of the Triple MG record label, had a house party to celebrate his birthday which happened 3 days ago, on the 2nd. A lot of celebrities showed up for the fun party and so did Mavins First Lady, Tiwa Savage, her growing baby bump and hubby Teebillz. Everyone was having so much when Teebillz stopped to sing a happy birthday song to his wifey who is equally celebrating today. Things got more beautiful when after singing, Teebillz knelt down to kiss his wife's bump while an obviously too excited Tiwa laughed out so loud to the cheer of the crowd.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/02/aww-watch-teebillz-kiss-tiwa-savages.html

kika23:
Haahaha..... Studded is the husband driving.....

sweettease:
Why won't he endorse Jonathan? When his wife and kids are in Canada and he can bail to Canada when he pleases and the corruption in Nigeria does little or nothing to his living standard.

I just pity the ones who have no job, no electricity, pays more on transportation because of the fuel hike, suffers the effect of inflation more, can barely pay school fees, etc and her still excited about this so called celebrity endorsements.

zyzxx:
studded warm urself oo ;P u are my twiny den

ovalrose:
Been laughing since 4pm i discovered this thread. Following immediately biko!

zyzxx:
am not among dem U remember say na u continue d show

berem:
Patience Jonathan's handbag and puppet.

What a jerk!

zyzxx:
yes and studded is d guy