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monique1999:
Do you need an urgent loan if yes call me on this number: +23452086175, or email: moniquebrandon08@gmail.com

dharay99:
U dun tire ni.

dharay99:
Even d one u just uploaded, u only seeing it tru a picture.

mbulela:
What exactly did this second SMS say? What was the question and what were the options?

mbulela:
He probably expected MTN to read it for him.

dharay99:
The 3 of yhu are only seeing a picture or wah i saw nd uploaded.

I know wetin i see...

edo3:
And you Akudaya,,abi wetin be that ya ugly name?? Sai buhari come 2015 till u remain in this world..

clemzo101:
Hahaahahahahahahahaha funny man!

Okikiki:
To all those people
saying GET till 2019Can you say amen to
these prayers

1.) May God run your Life
the way GEJ isrunning this country

.2.)
May God give u and your family the kind
ofpeace GEJ gives to this country.

3.)
May God subsidize your blessings the
wayJonathan subsidized the Nigerian
Oil.

4.) May God secure u and your
entire family theway GEJ secures this
country

5. May God devalue ur life d
way he devalued our NAIRA.

6. AND
LASTLY BUT NOT THE LEAST MAY GOD
DELAY UR LIFE WITH SIX MONTHS, d
way hedelayed our TERTIARY
EDUCATION (DAT SIX
MONTHSSTRIKE)As a Good supporter of
GEJ all u have to do is to type"Amen"
and disgrace the ‘Misinformed’
Generalpublic that he is God Sent.

i believe am entitledto my own opinion as
a goodcitizen of dis COUNTRY

clemzo101:
True!!! I can't imagine my igbo brodas pitching dere tent with GMB, jonathan is surely gonna win d whole of south east, south south, south west will be 50-50, North east will be GMB's dats if dere will be election dere, North west will be 50-50, north central will be 60-40 with PDP carrying d majority. Plateau is jonathans's, Kogi same, benue same, Nasarawa, Kwara is GMB's. Jonathan is ultimately carrying d day with 57% it will be a close one

golor:
D both re beautiful

bumeks:
MTN is d worst network ever,they still 4rm d people to enrich their purse

dharay99:
Dat aint whale, whales are much bigger dan Dat.

dharay99:
This thursday morning was kinda shocking tho, i've been hearing abt dis so called fish many months ago when I moved to dis area buh I do disregard d rumors cus I was told abt how big ds fish is, nd Wah makes it mysterious is d fact dat in ds fish, u will find Meat, Kpomor, Turkey, Fat, nd fish in it...as in lyk i neva blivd until rumors came all ova d whole town dat d fish is now at d shores of d bar beach...
Interestingly, I ran away from work so 2 see ds creature maself nd BEHOLD, dey were actually telling d truth. If am to estimate d length of wah I saw, den d length shuld b the length of a Goal keepers Post nd half.(11meters)
Hmmm, 1St time I will b see a fish of dat size, anoda shocking part is dat tho ds fish is dead already, ppl were all around der to cut part of d fish 4 eating purpose, Taaah, irritating abi... u shuld see ppl wid cutlasses, tryna butcher d stuff...Wyl sum were taking shots.
I saw ds brown stuff u normally see in rams n cows wen killed...maybe na liver dem dey call am...d fin was so strong dat even a sharpened cutlass culdnt go tru it...
#Ppl were Lyk, "if only ds fish had showed up around Sallah period, ppl wuldnt need running afta rams"
Feeeed yah eyesssss.....

Khalessi:
Is this the official Nigerian gays uniform?

harthonder:
TEACHER: Who is an Hausa Fulani? STUDENT: Anyone who comes from the
North or a Southerner who works for
APC. Examples include Domkat Bali,
Yakubu Gowon, Tunde Idiagbon, Sunday
Awoniyi, Theophilus Danjuma.....or from
the South like, Bola Tinubu, Fashola, Ajimobi, Ngige, Okorocha, Amaechi,
Oshiomole and co. TEACHER: Who taught you this
nonsense? STUDENT: People that are more learned
than you, Sir. You are a 'graduate' of
Teachers Training College, I am talking of
B.Sc, M.Sc, PhD, etc holders, that is how
they define it. For further details, call Dr.
Abati. TEACHER: They are teaching you
nonsense. Okay, what is the difference
between a Christian and a Muslim? STUDENT: Very simple. A Christian is a
member of the PDP e.g, Asari Dokubo,
Shekarau, Bamanga Tukur, Musiliu
Obanikoro, amongst others. A muslim is
a man or woman who is a card carrying
member of the APC, e.g Rotimi Amaechi, Rochas Okorocha, Sam Nda-Isaiah,
Akeredolu, George Akume and others. TEACHER: What??!!!So who is Boko
Haram? STUDENT: Very simple. Tinubu, Buhari,
Atiku, Ngige, Kwakwanso etc. TEACHER: You must be very stupid! STUDENT: No sir, they must be very
stupid! TEACHER: Who are the 'they'? STUDENT: Those that are teaching me
'those things'. TEACHER: No they are not just very
stupid, they are saTANic! Never listen to
them again! From DANBUZU Multi-Purpose Medium

diluminati:
and it happened from your own fantasy abi, not that it was an actual kidnapping but you thought it was and you are telling people to be wary of what you thought it was but didnt turn out to be what you thought it was. how dumb!

balladin:
Who is the Rochas? You think igbos have any regard for him? You're being decieved. Rochas has no pedigree among igbos.

Jaftee:
Mtnn played a trick on me also, i subcribe to one of their package only to find out they deducted fifty naira from my account for one english nonsense i did not bargain for and they move my tariff plan to a teribble. I have no option than to pay another money to go baack to my fomer tariff plan.

jmoore:
I dialed *556# to check my balance and I saw an additional message, "Text Yes to 1010! It's FREE! Your number is among the ones that could win for free 1 Generator from MTN ".

I read the message again to be sure I won't be charged for it. I decided to send sms as they stated. I wasn't charged after I sent the first sms.

I received another sms, it was a question. It was free to reply, so I sent in the answer and checked my balance and my money was not deducted.

Minutes later, I received another sms "Confirmed! Your name features in the draw for N10,000,000 from MTN...." I checked my balance and it was obvious, they have stolen my 100 Naira.
If 1 million Nigerians did the same thing, do the calculation.

MTN, if I don't win this 10 Million Naira, you will hear from me!!!!!!!!!!!

wite111:
What has gone wrong between former President Obasanjo and incumbent President Jonathan?Obasanjo personally selected Goodluck Jonathan as late President Yaradua's running mate.

More photos here: http://..nl/2014/12/photosobasanjo-campaigning-for-jonathan.html

Ariel20:
He has utterly failed Nigerians, so why the silly ethnicity sentiments??
Can't people reason for once with their head? If you need CHANGE, make a CHANGE. You are not a tree!

drnairalov:
i just hope he wins daz all...My problems re bigger

ME: whenever I get mad at you boo
you never seem to get upset, how do
you manage to control your temper na,

Wife (lilamartedi): Darling I just go and clean the toilet.

ME: Oh!! How does that help??

Wife (lilamartedi): I use your toothbrush darling!

any divorce lawyer in the house?

Curlieweed:
I don't know why you guys keep repeating fallacious ignorance everywhere.

Which primary election did Obama win to get his second term ticket from the Democrats? Which primaries did George W Bush to get his second term ticket from the Republicans?

Traditionally, the party with the incumbent president avoids primaries (except in cases of extremely poor performance) in order to avoid dividing the base and take full advantage of the powers of incumbency.

brownlord2:
Congrat to apc for organizing a successful convention and choosing a candidate widely accepted by it's members. Also to the candidates for accepting the result, a very big plus to our democracy. Its time the party get started with the real business and forget the media. Focus on the electorates and not GEJ, the electorates decide who governs them. i hope they stick together irrespective of the outcome Zqof 2015 election to give Nigerians an alternative.

Sadly I won't be voting either of the candidate.

GentleMimi:
Ouch! That hurts.
I am sure the irony if the matter escapes the reasoning capability of his ardent die-hard followers. Coming from a foreigner......
And let us keep sentiments aside, this is in fact the truth. Watching his interview on Channels, I just had to "SMH".
And it amazes me that a foreigner understands Nigerian politics more that some youths on this forum. It irks. APC is TINUBU and TINUBU is APC. Buhari is just the side attraction.


Yes, lest I forget, I expect some town criers to accuse the reporter of being sponsored by GEJ. Lol.

Bishop4bella:
Party like this has no vision. Imagine Akala who just defected not upto two days won their governorship primary.

Nawa ooo

changes1:
Are they now trying to get the 72 virgins here on earth?

Thunder don fire some people... Konji go kill them tire..

Kudos to our gallant soldiers.

Thank God they have reduced work for Oby Ezekwesili...

Sahara Reporters can they ever carry good news like this? No.!!

eunisam:
if APC really want to make wave in the political sphere of Nigeria,the should vote okorocha as their presidential flag bearer.

kayalla:
primaries and 4 people re dead?

how many people will be left by the end of the election.

ABORT ELECTION! ABORT ELECTION! ABORT ELECTION OOO

Firefire:
Painfully human soul have to be sacrifice in a matter of rendering service to the electorate.

Nigeria politics is too juicy, hence, the do or die.

They shall ALL answer for the shed blood.

Firefire:
Obiageli, you see progressive

Shedding human being blood to go and loot the state