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Politics / Re: Buhari Can Rule Nigeria From Anywhere In The World - Presidency by StupidInyamiri: 12:23pm On Apr 28, 2019 |
Nairaland is like that extra room that everyone has where they shove all the shit they have no idea where else to put that they don’t want everyone else to see. 7 Likes |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Boyfriend After Getting His Masters by StupidInyamiri: 12:14pm On Apr 28, 2019 |
Sodomy is the ultimate act of degradation to another being. These grey aliens stick stuff in peoples butts, up their noses and in their peeholes. It is a form of violent traumatization and is pure MK-Ultra programming. #truth 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: Neymar Attacks Fan In Stands Befor Collecting Losers Medal In French Cup(Photos) by StupidInyamiri: 12:12pm On Apr 28, 2019 |
While filming "The Passion of the Christ," 2 people were struck by lightning including the actor who played Jesus.
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Politics / Re: Why Is It Called River Niger, When The Native Already Had A Name For It? by StupidInyamiri: 11:45am On Apr 28, 2019 |
The contents of the Fireball I keep in the freezer is now a pile of mush because someone put it away upside down. I’m wanting to clean it up and toss it, but my neighbour says we should have Fireball slushies. Ummm, just no. |
Religion / Re: The Existence Of God Can Be Proved Logically by StupidInyamiri: 11:40am On Apr 28, 2019 |
red eyes at night, stoners delight. red eyes in morning, stoners take warning. |
Celebrities / Re: Idris Elba Receives £7,000 Wedding Gift From Prince Harry And Meghan Markle by StupidInyamiri: 11:20am On Apr 28, 2019 |
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? 4 Likes
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Politics / Re: Buhari’s UK Visit Puts Ministers, Lobbyists On Edge by StupidInyamiri: 7:47am On Apr 28, 2019 |
I can spend several hours a day trying to find my pet giraffes, the sneaky fuckers 4 Likes 1 Share
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Business / Re: Oriental Hotel Up For Sale For $250 Million by StupidInyamiri: 7:46am On Apr 28, 2019 |
I laugh when people are saying a male child is better than a female child. I'd rather have a Kemi Adeosun than a Dino Melaye. 138 Likes 10 Shares |
Politics / Re: Nigeria, Saudi Arabia Meet To Boost Refineries, Pipelines, Others by StupidInyamiri: 9:24am On Apr 26, 2019 |
ME: How many different flavors can I sample? Haha I swear I just want to pick the best one RECEPTIONIST: For the last time this is a sperm bank, they are not called “flavors” and we do not give samples 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Paul Pogba Named In The Premier League Team Of The Year. See Full List by StupidInyamiri: 6:30am On Apr 26, 2019 |
I’m sick of women using me for sex and food.. I’ve had enough!!! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: BOMB!!! "Igbos Are Ijaw Slaves", Dokubo Threatens To Deal With Kanu In New Video by StupidInyamiri: 5:53am On Apr 26, 2019 |
People who feel an urge to correct other people’s grammar are actually suffering from a form of OCD: Grammar Pedantry Syndrome. 1 Like |
Business / Re: Sade Okoya Celebrates 42nd Birthday With Husband And Children (Photos) by StupidInyamiri: 12:05pm On Apr 25, 2019 |
I don’t rise and shine I reluctantly get up, I say A LOT of bad words and I hope for the best |
Properties / Re: South African Man Turns His House To Swimming Pool After Heavy Flood by StupidInyamiri: 12:00pm On Apr 25, 2019 |
Cool 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Akpabio Threatens To Expose Buhari Over Refusal Of Appointment by StupidInyamiri: 11:59am On Apr 25, 2019 |
Celebrities / Re: Two Men Arrested For Stealing Female Pant In Lagos (photo) by StupidInyamiri: 11:59am On Apr 25, 2019 |
Ivos |
Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw, Shan George And Empress Njamah Throwback Photo by StupidInyamiri: 11:47am On Apr 25, 2019 |
yes I have a poster of naked kanu riding a bald eagle on the ceiling above my bed like any other normal ivo 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye And His 3 Customised G-Wagons, 2 Brabus And One Mansory by StupidInyamiri: 11:34am On Apr 25, 2019 |
Amazing how children start off as orgasms. Those lil’ squirts. |
Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Maiduguri To Inaugurate Developmental Projects by StupidInyamiri: 11:17am On Apr 25, 2019 |
Amazing how children start off as orgasms. Those lil’ squirts. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: EFCC Freezes Babagana Dalori's 16 Accounts by StupidInyamiri: 11:09am On Apr 25, 2019 |
The reason ivos have criminal genes is to remind nigerians we're Nigerian too 2 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Flaunts Her Curves In New Photo by StupidInyamiri: 9:51am On Apr 25, 2019 |
Can we just embrace everybody's typos, spelling and grammar mistakes. Instead of being dicks about it. Me trying to understand how is this news 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Buhari Commissions The New 820 Medium/high Capacity Transport Buses In Lagos by StupidInyamiri: 9:46am On Apr 25, 2019 |
I’m restarting my life from the last saved checkpoint Yaoundé 7 Likes |
Politics / Re: President Buhari To Depart Nigeria To UK On A Private Visit by StupidInyamiri: 8:17am On Apr 25, 2019 |
For those of you that are trying to suggest a different type of alcohol to me to replace my beer addiction please don’t do that. I’m trying to find a healthy way of coping with this change & I’m 100% sure switching to more alcohol isn’t going to help. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Pressure Mounts On Yahaya Bello, Set To Dump APC For Accord Party- Kogiflame.com by StupidInyamiri: 8:15am On Apr 25, 2019 |
For those of you that are trying to suggest a different type of alcohol to me to replace my beer addiction please don’t do that. I’m trying to find a healthy way of coping with this change & I’m 100% sure switching to more alcohol isn’t going to help. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Career / Re: Meet The Young Hard Working Lady, Blessing Who Is A Proud Professional Mechanic by StupidInyamiri: 8:12am On Apr 25, 2019 |
More grease to your elbow Today a client asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him I saw a movie, and he belittled my movie choice and asked if I'm retarded. He asked me if my girlfriend ever questions my intelligence based on my lack of intellectually engaging date choices. I left feeling so small. |
Politics / Re: The Projects That Buhari Will Commission In Maiduguri - Photos by StupidInyamiri: 8:01am On Apr 25, 2019 |
If you have a dog named Kanu, and you get another female dog, do you really have a choice but to name her Uchechi Okwu? |
Politics / Re: EFCC Freezes Babagana Dalori's 16 Accounts by StupidInyamiri: 7:57am On Apr 25, 2019 |
If you have a dog named Kanu, and you get another female dog, do you really have a choice but to name her Uchechi Okwu? 8 Likes |
Politics / Reason Why We Chose Abba As PDP Governorship Candidate In Kano (pics) by StupidInyamiri: 9:50am On Mar 11, 2019 |
Why we chose Abba as PDP governorship candidate in Kano
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Sports / Re: See The Facebook User Who Perfectly Predicted Psg Vs Man U Game. by StupidInyamiri: 5:38pm On Mar 07, 2019 |
banom:he predicted many things with 100% accuracy |
Politics / Between Atiku And The Election Tribunal. by StupidInyamiri: 1:12pm On Mar 07, 2019 |
BETWEEN ATIKU & THE ELECTION TRIBUNAL. Tribunal : Atiku, did u win ur own polling unit? ATIKU: No my lord. Tribunal : Did u win the polling unit in ur village Jada, Adamawa State? Atiku: No my lord. Tribunal : Did ur godfather (Obj) win his polling unit? Atiku : No my lord. Tribunal : Did ur financier (IBB) win his polling unit? Atiku: No my lord. Tribunal : Did ur spokesman ( Buba Galadima) win his polling unit? Atiku : No my lord. Tribunal : Did one of ur strongest backers ( Kwankwanso) win his polling unit? Atiku : No my lord. Tribunal: In all honesty, do u think votes in any of these aforementioned polling units were rigged, since u and these mighty men were present there? Atiku : No my lord. Tribunal : So why did u bring us here? Do u think we came here to play? U couldn't win ur polling unit, the one in your village and u are crying that u won the election? If u couldn't win the election in polling units, where u are so sure , how then can u claim to have won in other units far from you? In fact, u just wasted our time...Please, u have no case. Get out of our court...U are a sore loser.. Atiku: Thank u my lord. Am sorry. Just that they told me I will win. Tribunal : Who told u? Atiku: My lord. It is all these prophets oo. Tribunal : OK, go and meet them and collect ur money.. haba , can't u just use ur head? If u or your supporters believe that u and all ur gladiators lost their polling units and yet won the elections, then something must be wrong with u..This is why our education is going bad, because simple logic our children cannot put together.. Tribunal : CASE STRUCK OUT...No case submission.. All rise..
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Sports / Re: See The Facebook User Who Perfectly Predicted Psg Vs Man U Game. by StupidInyamiri: 7:44am On Mar 07, 2019 |
So juju is real |
Sports / Re: How This Twitter Account Predicted MU Vs PSG Including Goal Scorer's by StupidInyamiri: 7:41am On Mar 07, 2019 |
Nayo08:it's creepy |
Sports / How This Twitter Account Predicted MU Vs PSG Including Goal Scorer's by StupidInyamiri: 7:35am On Mar 07, 2019 |
Is this just a calculated prediction or juju. i don't believe juju real thou
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