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Sports / Re: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by sty1es: 8:39am On Mar 26, 2022
Remman:
Home motivation boost morales... If you doubt it, go to Ukraine & ask, then go to Russia to check! Ghana can't really play this Nigeria team but Ghana was at home so they have their home advantage...! The super eagles didn't have much time to play together before this game like they did before the Afcon. Now that the next match is on Tuesday, they'll have much time to know themselves! Then when Ghana comes, Super Eagles will show them what football is & how it's played. It's not easy to loose a game in your home before ur family, you really want to impress them at all cost. Secondly, it's ur last hope to qualify for world cup. Everyone of them will be playing like their life is in it. As for Ghana, they've wasted their only chance of winning. They'll be struggling to come out with a draw which they won't get, even tho they'll all go & play defence with their strikers in Abuja.

Say what? Home? Haha

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Wolves (2 - 1) On 24th February 2022 by sty1es: 8:47am On Feb 25, 2022
dadabashua1:
Chaiii,they said wolves have not lost a game which they have scored first since 2018,the past 44 premiere league games... Seems the gunners has broken the jinx

You don't use jinx, you use 'record' as it is more suited.

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Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 7:57am On Feb 25, 2022
Premiumwriter:
first of, I hope you didn't release inside her sha because na papa hood dey look you for face so.


Lol. What's the use of postinor 2?? undecided
Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 7:57am On Feb 25, 2022
SenecaTheYonger:



That’s because you have masturbated so much to porn that your hands have become desensitized to vagina walls.

Your penis is now used to your hands alone. Good luck

I don't masturbate.
Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 10:58pm On Feb 24, 2022
Mariangeles:


grin

Maria, it's funny abi?
Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 10:56pm On Feb 24, 2022
SniperSmurf:
Lol. Don't try it again with a girl you care about, instead hire an ashawo that you won't see again and that doesn't know you. You can use her to experiment... when you sure of yourself then try your gf again...So no "pressure". Enjoy and thank me later

Are serious about the emboldened statement?
Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 10:54pm On Feb 24, 2022
SenecaTheYonger:


That’s why it’s a skill. Can you just start programming without any continuous practice? You can’t.

Porn made you think you would be a skilled player in a game you’ve never played in your life.

That’s why you’re advised to quit pornography

Yeah... Maybe because it is better than the sex itself, filling everyone with the illusion that sex is great. Like no pleasure jor.
Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 3:14pm On Feb 24, 2022
LIVINGICON:
Don't get it twisted. Sex is a beautiful and of the sweetest things of creation. You are a first timer, the reason for the underwhelming results. Keep refining, upgrading and varying your skills and with time you will come to love it.

Avoid going raw with just any female, deadly STDs are very real. angry

She's not just any female bro. I think I trust her.
Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 3:13pm On Feb 24, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Lols, OP. The sensation of p*ssy was too much for ur dick, as a first timer. U will get better with time, ok? U are even lucky u have an understanding GF!.

Hmm... I told her it's my first time.

I'm just here thinking... 'what if it's her that isn't sweet'? 'should I check round to confirm'...and so begins the thought of a potential promiscuous man.

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Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 3:10pm On Feb 24, 2022
HenryDion:
You're probably asexual

I'm not. Wait....! Can I be Like I thought if you think you'll like sex, then you can't be asexual. Oh well.... sad
Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 3:08pm On Feb 24, 2022
bigjackass:
the burning sensation on your dîck is not normal

Huh?? What do you mean? Explain please.
Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 11:01am On Feb 24, 2022
LikeAking:


U don collect HIV

She dey lie when she say she never nack for two years

Lol. How na?
Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 11:00am On Feb 24, 2022
valdes00:
My first time was great and i didnt cum quickly like you. It was even on a Saturday with an older woman... I was 19.. Everybody gt wetin him like

Her pussy might not be so tight and so you lasted longer. Or maybe you masturbate a lot.
Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 10:19am On Feb 24, 2022
Haakeem:
guy stop making me lose hopeangry

You might enjoy it but honestly, I didn't.
Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 10:19am On Feb 24, 2022
Amos1423:
You're just checking out your writing skills on nairaland. No worry you dope mhen

On my other account, I am a writer and I know my thing. This is not to check whatever.

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Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 9:11am On Feb 24, 2022
Vickyvice:
your first and second time, is to satisfy the curiosity of it. So many thought on your head at this point,such as, how sweet e go be? How e be like? My d...k will be seen by a female, just some thoughts like these will make u not. to enjoy am, u will cum very very quick too kos your testes don over full with semen. Same may be your second time, but from the third time, you go come dey try all those positive like porn actor. Just lash one or two more times, after then u will be expert at lashing and delaying release of cum, cos your testes go don relax. On a serious note u waste time before you start d matter oh. Late 20s kwanu.

I had read about other people's first time, and only few lasted long. I thought I'd be included in the hall of famers for people who had great sex first sex. I read about the basics of sex and everything I need to know.

Fool me once, but never again.

Now that I've tasted it, late 20s is not bad. Infact, I probably shouldn't have had it yet. I feel it's too early.
Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 9:05am On Feb 24, 2022
Baitullah:
What a bedmatic muhaha grin

You are right, the talk of sex is far more than sex itself

Frankly speaking, sex itself is nothing. I made myself believe that sex is pleasurable and a big taboo all these while. Looking back now, I guessed wrongly.


The talk of sex is dragged around the internet daily and I had always imagined sex is sweeter than food. Ah... Stupid me.

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Romance / Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 8:44am On Feb 24, 2022
hekola:
All i will say is..sex is very sweet. your anxiety had the better side of you that ways why you released quick.. keep fucking.. you will get used to it.

Was your first experience great?
Romance / I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 8:39am On Feb 24, 2022
I'm in my late 20s and I decided to try out sex for the first time yesterday with my girlfriend of 6 month. Prior to it, I had this imagination that my first time will be great! I thought that like porn, I'll last for 10mins during penetration, changing styles during those minutes, little did I know I was headed for doom!

Armed with knowledge because I read a lot about these things, I felt I will have a blast. People say sex is the sweetest thing to happen but yesterday was wack. I was in and out within 10 oscillations. I felt defeated. I felt like, 'what if she think I have ED'? 'what if she compares me to her ex?'. So many what ifs clouded my mind.

I doubt I'll ever have sex again. While she complained of pain because she's not had sex for over 2 years, I felt a burning sensation all over my dick. It was all stress and no pleasure. Remind me never to think of sex as a pleasurable act. Pffft! Maybe because it's my first time or maybe sex is over hyped.

Sex shouldn't even be on the table. It's nothing. Like really nothing. Why do people bring it to the table when there's nothing in it.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by sty1es: 9:08am On Nov 14, 2021
gwkid:

thanks man,,, can you remember if it was "PI Cognitive Assessment"?

Please man, do you have the Pi cognitive assessment? Please send to giftemmanuel12@gmail.com if you do. Please, please. I really need it.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by sty1es: 1:03am On Nov 14, 2021
Crytoguy101:
something like this

Hello bro, please can I get this pdf. Please, please and please.

giftemmanuel12@gmail.com

Thank you so much
Family / Re: If Your Daughter Did This To Your Car, What Would You Do? (Photo) by sty1es: 10:43am On Sep 25, 2021
superCleanworks:


And what will you end up with? Perfect health?Eternal life? You have lots of problems to deal with in your life and I suggest you face them and stop going around being rude and judgemental.

Just because your father is a drunkard and he has sever diabetes + kidney failure + renal failure + pile + cancer + brain tumor does not mean that everyone will have it too.

Stop drinking bro. There's no big deal in alcohol. You'll die soon if you continue. You're warned
Family / Re: If Your Daughter Did This To Your Car, What Would You Do? (Photo) by sty1es: 6:12pm On Sep 24, 2021
superCleanworks:
first, i will gently let her know that my car is not a writing material then i will take her in the car to a shop to buy a big board for her with plenty colour markers. come back home drop her then drive out to console myself with two cold bottles of beer. wahala no dey finish




You drink too much. You'll end up with diabetes at this rate or kidney failure.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by sty1es: 5:01pm On Sep 21, 2021
KingAbdulazeez:

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Which kind stupid phone dey screenshot body of phone too? Mtcheeew. Nonsense.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by sty1es: 4:58pm On Sep 21, 2021
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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by sty1es: 7:51pm On Sep 20, 2021
Has PFP started?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Trick To Download Your N-power PPA Letter by sty1es: 6:58pm On Sep 20, 2021
Pearlqueen:
No, I haven't been employed by the FG before.

Well, it has finally been saved successfully.

How did you do it please? I've been trying it and it keeps bringing up 'BVN has been used already '. Help me please.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by sty1es: 6:51pm On Sep 20, 2021
Please has pfp started?
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by sty1es: 8:28am On Jul 25, 2021
Guys, when is pfp starting?

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