I don know say Na Oyingbo pikin dey get that kind mind .... Naija pikin no fit think am talkless of trying it

Bolarineliza202:
I will peck her and wink at her.
She did the right and anyone who sees the car will acknowledge the true love she has for her father


PS it will serve as a turn off to some of those silly husband snatcher,once they discovers he has a child

Who say the "husband snatchers" don't steal husbands that have kids?

madam I hail oooo, see where you don think go now now...

I will drive it with pride.
May poverty not come my way to scold or beat the child.

Very Sweet I will be driving the car like that

Three different images photoshopped together:

The car

The girl

The screwdriver in her hand

All fake

Nothing, all this na materials things to me, cars, houses, etc. I don't really get freaks about them, I might not even spray that car self till i get tired of driving it

I will hug her and tell her I love her too. I will then explain to her why she shouldn't write on the car again. I will let her know other beautiful options that are acceptable

Tyranny:
Whatchu gonna do if your little daughter did that to your brand new vehicle? Spank her, kick her, pat her, hug her, disown her or prob'ly put her behind bars? What really are you going to do?

#funTime;
#noChildTalk;
#noBadVibe;
#noBadEnergy;
#noAds;
#noSpamming;
#noDerailing;
#TGIF!!!

I will smack the hell out of that child.

WaffenSS:
Three different images photoshopped together:

The car

The girl

The screwdriver in her hand

All fake

Fantastic herr Inspector Cluso....
These are just light topical issues for everyday conversation.
Just enjoy the comments eh....

tooth4tooth:
Next will be your wind screen .Two of una go love tire

My brother I love my daughter die !!

Nothing oooo, but her mum go need to dey pet me seriously for one week

Tyranny:
Whatchu gonna do if your little daughter did that to your brand new vehicle? Spank her, kick her, pat her, hug her, disown her or prob'ly put her behind bars? What really are you going to do?

#funTime;
#noChildTalk;
#noBadVibe;
#noBadEnergy;
#noAds;
#noSpamming;
#noDerailing;
#TGIF!!!

I will also write

"I love you too, sweetheart"












..on her favorite white dress...



























































...using palm oil.

Na to sample am.

BrainSanitizer:

I will also write
"I love you too, sweetheart"
..on her favorite white dress...
...using palm oil.

And some go say there are no evil parents out there.

Kobojunkie:
And some go say there are no evil parents out there.

Evil parents.
Evil children.
Evil neighbours.
Evil friends.
Evil relatives.
Even evil mentions on Nairaland.
Are you afraid of the evil world?

BrainSanitizer:


Evil parents.
Evil children.
Evil neighbours.
Evil friends.
Evil relatives.
Even evil mentions on Nairaland.
Are you afraid of the evil world?

Not afraid, just like to announce the truth of it.

LaSenior:


I will caution her

But I will still drive that car like that without repainting it

Is Mark to show that I am a family Man slay queens beware

Seriously this is the same tin I would do.

Just caution her but for that car
It's not getting a paintjob unless when it's up for sale

Reference:


Fantastic herr Inspector Cluso....
These are just light topical issues for everyday conversation.
Just enjoy the comments eh....

I've heard you, captain clueless.

Now shoo.

I will hug him

Nothing...she meant well

I love her too

superCleanworks:
first, i will gently let her know that my car is not a writing material then i will take her in the car to a shop to buy a big board for her with plenty colour markers. come back home drop her then drive out to console myself with two cold bottles of beer. wahala no dey finish

You drink too much. You'll end up with diabetes at this rate or kidney failure.

I will drive that car everywhere with pride and joy! It’s only a car for crying out loud.

sty1es:


You drink too much. You'll end up with diabetes at this rate or kidney failure.

And what will you end up with? Perfect health?Eternal life? You have lots of problems to deal with in your life and I suggest you face them and stop going around being rude and judgemental.

Just because your father is a drunkard and he has sever diabetes + kidney failure + renal failure + pile + cancer + brain tumor does not mean that everyone will have it too.

I will let her know that svrew driver is a tool and not chalk beside she should not write on anything again except her exercise book.

I will gladly drive the car like that,maintain it well and make it the oldest car in my garage. That girl must grow to see her hand work. Lol

I will perk her and call painter to let her know wat cost to clean or repaint and use her cookies money pay for d painter

She go collect, na me send you?

Just let her know she did the right thing at the wrong place, by giving her two to three lashes

If her father is a flirt like me and love moving with multiple sweet charming women, that child go collect aswear.

Why pour sand into someone's garri and causing bad market and a repellant on the inocent car?

It will teach her that not only she loves me, but other sweet figurative babes that love cars do too.

I WILL SIMPLY TELL HER I LOVE HER SO MUCH,THEN TUTOR ON WHAT SHE DID RIGHT AND WRONG.