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Meister:
Bought my note 10 pro from him on Saturday, over legit even though he gave me wrong colour

what colour did you get. He said it's onyx grey he has.

Please house. I just saw a post by aezenkwu. Is he legit please? Genius43, jboixx, or anyone.

rowland545:
dis one bow.....k leg nah d leg way d two kegs d b like each other

I no like too much argument. https://www.limblength.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Art_Bowlegs-and-Knock-Knees.jpg

rowland545:
Nah wah ooo...who send u go do this research...


Nah bow leg we day call I'm or bend bend leg....

Actually there was a time I had this weird fetish for girls with k-leg...I felt der vjay was naturally open and would be good for penetration...

Back in sch I was passing this ashi house and I saw one seriously bow leg ashi....I had to go back and look for her but b4 I reach DAT night customer don carry I'm ...so it wasn't just me...I later staff d girl shaa and I regret bcus she just day day complain say I go tear her leg.....u get bow leg u no still wan open Toto well ....wetin day wory u

That one no be bow leg, na k-leg. Bow leg na the kind of leg footballers dey get.

chyzoo4u:
Nairaland sef... Husband and wife will be on same bed catching cruise with anyone they want to. Unfortunately, our fake falseprophet1 got lost in lust, and these love birds were using him to catch cruise.

Make I hear say that Magnolia.a babe never marry... I duff hat for you ma, you're really a Bible student.

Over to you fake falseprophe.t1, continue with your quotes abeg, cuz when a man is in love, a fool is born.

Lol. Nigga started to derail a nice thread himself.

Hello Noobody. I want to order Redmi Note 10 pro via aliexpress. Can it be done and how much will you charge me?

Meister:
He still is

Thank you.

Please house. I saw a thread from 2017 and Noobody was a trusted seller via Ali express. Please I'll like to know if he still is.

SilentVboy:
Bros u have been advised to forget about ordering phone via AliExpress cos customs will help u keep it but u no wan hear.

I will advise u use the services of a trusted nairalander to order it for u so that u can have rest of mind that u will get it. The only think u will do is pay extra money for shipping.

Wow! I didn't know of this at all as it's my first time. Please do you have any reliable or trusted nairalander I can use?

genius43:
The probability that you will wait the full length of time without seeing that phone is 85%

Good morning Mr Genius. Please I really need advice on how to buy the phone on Aliexpress and get it because I've been saving for that phone for months now. Help me please.

WHITELIGHTER:
with the comments here so far about Anker and Xiaomi phones, I hope this lands before month end

Xiaomi phones don't get delivered?

chemicool:
I just ordered my Oppo Realme 7 pro now. The seller helped me to divide the money in two 2 places and I used 2 gtb ATM cards to pay. Hopefully the phone will be in my hands by Christmas, at least. GTB exchange rate was #380/$.

Hello bro. Did you receive your package?

Ojochogwusunny:
don't worry,just wait patiently your item will soon be with you....my item arrived Feb19 but I was called last Thursday by post office to pick my item....it is very common with unregistered item

Please how do I know if my item is registered. I'm new and I ordered wireless buds already.

genius43:
The probability that you will wait the full length of time without seeing that phone is 85%

Wow! Why's that now?? Na wah oh.

Please I want to order redmi note 10 pro on Aliexpress. I've never ordered anything before online. I need opinions please.

Seun, dominique update scores na. 2-5

Azaboy:
If the happenings on this thread are used as a behavioural profiling pointer to guage how gamblers are faring in this business.. There lies a very solid argument that gambling industry regardless of its enormous financial tax returns to the coffers of government should be scrapped - you'd be forgiven to think only lowlives, underaged and nonentities punt.



Well I am here to remedy the situation.
Tell whoever cares to listen that a new forecast sheriff is in town and he is taking no prisoners!

You're a good writer. Your use of pun in your sentences are funny but with alabi, every will be remedied, even your lexical structures.

chatinent:
You may have to wait till you leave teenage years.


Statistics show people who marry below 20 are likely to divorce before five years.


And that's because they haven't discovered themselves.


Let's make marriage honourable before God.

We have to be physically, emotionally, spiritually, and financially ready.


I can share you a book for free to guide you if you are truly ready for marriage.

Send this book to giftemmanuel12@gmail.com thanks.

Obasanjoslim:
cc: dominique, naijacutee, FOD, puskin

Section 4, 5, 9, 11

E be like say na your father get those clubs 'cause I do not know how it is your business if i call clubs mumus. Them suppose ban you for false call self.

Obasanjoslim:
if u are not careful you will start another leave

No dey threaten me, are you mad?

bantamx:
I will never enter Hungary again,not even in real life

Na only ferenvarocis i dey pick oh. The other clubs na mumus!

Simp44 banned me but i'm back! It feels good to return back to my throne! Where's tolu, alabi's favorite hole?

symbuul:
I stand gidigba braaaa

Locust? How far. You remember me that year?

Betrand3:
Why is Nairaland like this?
This stuff was 'trending' in Nigeria Twitter circle, and you think Nairalanders haven't seen it before? We should stop copying Twitter, insta post and blogs as content for Nairaland

I'm not on twitter.

ATROCITIES:
shut up ape man. as long as u got my massage.
I am still your President so bow at the mention of my name.

For this you've typed to me, i'll have you for dinner tonight. Prepare yourself.

ATROCITIES:
sty1es ma nigga.
Kai sty1es mai howka zaka Chi ubanka faa, karka sa in kama ka, domi zan chire duka hakuri ka.
Wawa kama coaltar.
#The President.

Hausa doesn't have 'h' in its alphabet, stupid boy.

zeeace:
I go swear for you.

Shey na me no get mouth too abi?

zeeace:
oshey thank you. nairabet username zeeace.

Bro, I'll fund you after we win the league. Wait fess.

tradepunter:
First it was Patricia now they don bring eva, naija is the center of scam universe

Talk to me son, who's patricia or eva?

zeeace:
man. u on top is like an elephant on top of a tree you don't know how it got there but you know it must come down.

Hahahaha! Because you made me, a scouser laugh, I'll fund your bet account.