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livelymatilda:
You are the one confusing yourself..

He accused you of having and alternate account right? Then you replied him with this....

"If i ever have an alternate account on nairaland may u never progress from this stage of your Life, may the good things u desire be suppressed and mine be surplus

I dare u to say Amen"

1...He will be foolish to say Amen to that prayer if he actually believe that you have an alternate account .

2..If you really want him to say Amen to that prayer if he believe you have an alternate account.... It should be like this.... "If I have never had an alternatw account on nairaland...... "

can he be more foolish than he is presently ?
My dear forget the matter o, Let's talk about more significant things.

I hope Ike is doing fine presently.

livelymatilda:
It was wrongly constructed.... You can't say "if I ever have" and still expect him to say Amen(since he believes you have)

Think about it..

i think u don't understand the point here. I dared him in context to his belief that "I have"

livelymatilda:
"If you ever have"? Is that a typo? You don't expect him to say Amen to this because he think you have one..

Do you mean if you DON'T have?

No dear, I meant "if I ever have" Meaning I don't and if he thinks otherwise. He should just type Amen and stop fooling himself, not us with the long jargons

Threebear:
Seat not sit .


Sit ....is the action .
Seat ....is the actual thing ..eg have a seat .

How can a full grown adult in 2019 not know how to differentiate between seat and sit ?

And surprisingly I'm supposed to be the dunce

Of course , you're going to rush and correct it like you did yesterday ...I'm happy you're taking notes though.


You honestly need to go back to whichever school you pretended you attended and ask them for a refund .
I can tutor you for free.


You think you're manipulating me ?

Yet you are the one who is unleashing Curses
When did we get here , I thought we were having a light banter .
I said it before that your psyche is very weak .
I've not used one insulting word on you , yet look how you're fidgeting and discombobulated .

Imagine if I matched your childish insults word for word , you'll probably hurl yourself from a cliff .

You know I'm very much capable of it .

However , I'm very kind hearted .
The last thing I'll do is make it worst for someone already on the precipice of emotional break down .

Sending love and light your way .
I hope you really find happiness in your life .
Every time you type all I see is darkness , horror and sadness .
Even if I don't particularly care about your existence , I'm human enough to commiserate with your plight .
I hope you get better little man .


And oh , you're the owner of that account .
Stop cursing yourself ....you don't want to make your situation worse than it is already is now do you ?

I still maintain u are the dunce of nairaland
U would have said Amen and watch how far u would go

Ur just an empty vessel without substance,more like a toothless bulldog

I knew u would deviate as usual, Just type Amen and watch out
And I would keep gettting blessed bountifully if I don't have an alternate Nairaland Account presently.
Amen!!!

Geezeem:
And they said he is slow

Just cos he doesn't have enough fans

To hype him all over the thread

This game has a way of bringing

Alot to light.....make we dey watch dey go

U are onpoint

Threebear:
I honestly think you're making a big deal out of this .

Styrese after getting roasted by me rushed to open another account and started posting pictures of an innocent actress .

You are giving him the attention he's craving for .

It's not that serious honestly .

The lady in the picture probably needs the attention to further her acting career .

I don't know anything about acting but I guess every promotion should count .

Let him be.

Lass lass , he's going to be fine .

U say what? this sissy wey no get sense, u actually roasted Ur ass
I even thought u were a bit smarter

U don't even know how to detect alternate accounts.
And I even suspect u were fired for being a lousy typist.


Anyways continue with the trashy typing
It's fun watching u drain Ur energy

Threebear:
I'm or I am .

In your history of lame clapbacks this has to be the lamest.

It's obvious you have nothing left to offer .

Dig into your arsenal of "insults " I'm sure you'll find something to use ...there is dog , cat, cobra , monkey etc

You only need to watch the discovery channel to find a new specie of animal

And the sissy joke is played out ...come up with something avant garde ( radically new and original )

You know something that is amusing ...you thinking calling me Bobrisky is an insult .

The last time I checked Bobrisky is a bonafide celebrity .

A crossdresser who took a gimmick and ran with it and became one of the most recognizable names in the country .

Today he's rich , famous , owns properties and one of the most sort after brand ambassadors in the country .

And what are you ?

An internet troll

The only thing you have to show for your efforts are cheap likes , bestowed upon you by people that don't necessarily think you're savage ( because you're lame ) or even remotely interesting ...but people that dislike the pseudonym you currently think you're battling with .

Even as a troll you fail .

If I ever had the opportunity of being a man I'd rather be a Bobrisky than be you .

At least if Bobrisky died today ,the country will know someone died , can't say the same for you .

Meanwhile learn to punctuate .....

Reading through your amphigory gives me migraine .

All these long hogwash for me

I feel honoured

Continue na u go emaciate

yvelchstores:
speaking of skin, it has dawned on me that bleeching skin is the fastest way to age. I see the skin of young women who bleach and I get really worried. The worst is that of the older women in their 40s that bleached for decades, oh my world, even their ear lobe dangles like it's about to drop. I can't...

True talk

yvelchstores:
Khafi's skin makes me think about my life. I don't know how her skin is like glass. So clear and glowy. The lady is beautiful and then she has an amazing sense of style and a good heart. Just saying.

Ur right, but have you seen jackye's skin

Threebear:
Brains cannot be bleached .
They're internal organs .
Brains are comprised of nerves, veins, blood vessels, cells, nerve fibers and all sorts of neurons and neuro-connectors.


Your childish insults only confirms two things .

You have a lot of growing up left to do .

You're highly insecure and inferior .... Your last resort is the desperate man's last outlet , venting incoherently and mixing up words that makes no holistic coherence .

Thankfully , I have dealt with a lot like you , so you don't faze me.
Actually you amuse me .

To think a grown man probably in his thirties is behind these words ...
A shameful exhibition of societal decadence .
And further proof that the " not too young bill " is a sham .
If this is what the brain of a man supposedly in his thirties can compute , I shudder thinking about what the future holds .

Error upon Error
Too much Errors, I may have to cancel almost everything here sef if am to correct this nonsense.

My people I hail Una oo For even taking time to read all this sissy's continuous long jargons.
Sloths even reason better.

77up:
what's the reward bros ?

Bro didnt see that part, would find out

DamonSalvatore:
you this under bridge tout... forget lasts years beef

This clueless thing doesn't even know the issue at hand.
Who's talking about beef here.

Threebear:
Then start using it.
Don't shame our educational system .
You never know who might be reading .

Lolz I don't think someone in Ur present predicament is psychologically fit to advise me.
However thanks Sissy

Biggie2206:


You've continued writing b.s from last season BBN.

Hahan

Sharap

Threebear:
Did you make one ?
Consumption is a long road from digestion .

Ooops I forgot the point would be too difficult for a bleached sloth like brain to assimilate.

Threebear:
He is or he's .

"He is" i know
Thanks bearsky

Threebear:
Well .

well it shows u got my point

ba7man:
Jeff?? That slow dude.

He just looks handsome and light skinned, he isn't articulate with his speech unlike Seyi.

Ur answer is off point
I asked if Mike is more composed than Jeff not if he is faster
Well the answer is capital NO, Mike is not more composed and well behaved than Jeff kalas.
Even if Mike has a wife to impress, Jeff is single and yet well behaved.

livelymatilda:
How far, who win that celebrity challenge and PA?

Celeb Kim and PA khafi

Tetehjewels:
Join TEAM MIKE

Join TEAM IKE the moving team

NLSavage:
baba forget long talk. Your nyash dey leak as well as your mouth.

u did well by cancelling his usual jargons before my arrival
That thing is very lucky

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Munzy14:
Got me..cracking.. U guys are giving back to back cracker for my data sub.

Lolz the low budget bobrisky is just a mess

Threebear:
Yet you read it all

I enjoy watching u expose Ur low I.Q bleached brain here to people
Continue with the long jargons

ba7man:
My Housemate review so far.

Omatshola : The Warri script is played out. He talks too much and lacks street lamba / slangs for a Warri boy.

Iyke : Dude's a real criminal but has become cautious due to sudden awareness that his actions are being analyzed by the audience and coporate organisation.

Seyi : Talks too much , tries to contribute his quota to activities but Awolowo won't be exactly impressed in his grave.

Jeff : I hate slow niggaz, talks slow, moves slow and his conversations lack depth.

Frodd : Another slow nigga. Like brain cells can't process info fast enough.

Diane : Boobs.....meh.....whatever...boring.

Mercy : Bad girl, entertaining to watch, probably a runz girl sef but okporoko background shines through....that ass was paid for i believe....she probably thinks Iyke is her ticket to the states.

Tacha : Very empty human being.... Has 1 gist " She now called me Instagram olosho....." Her Instagram fame is born from her meat trade.....in which she has to display her meat for sale.
She tries to hide her inferiority complex by masking it with an air of superiority ..... but smart people can see through that.

Mike : Very neutral guy. He's so composed and well mannered, I'm eagerly waiting to see if he'll let his guard down. If the viewers we're sane, he wins this edition......Nigerians aren't sane, but lets see how it goes.

Gedoni : Not a memorable character, just try to tapp Kaffi's ass before you get kicked out.

Kaffi : Gosh, hearing her sing repetitively this morning has ruined my weekend. She now talks too much.

Kimoprah : She's fine, yes but she also has an okporoko background too evident in how she talks......at the same time, don't underestimate her, she's a climber.
She's systematically trying to get guys hooked on her and seems to know how to attach herself to anyone in the spolight.

Ella : Don't know much about her, don't want to. Guys not really into her and they lack patience when it comes to her......but she seems to like Iyke. Will be evicted soon.


The Rest : They all look like each other to me and are as memorable as the furniture in Big brother house.

Conclusion ; Boring so far, lot of the characters exhibit surface value without depth of character.

Maybe a full blown orgy will boost the excitement factor, whatever......lets wait and see.

Mike Fan talking.
Is Mike better composed than Jeff?
And tell me how his faster than Ike.

77up:
you are right , naturally I like his personality, he's simple and always put energy in every task , the way he coordinates, the way he roll with others is simply superb , can't even wait to see how he ll roll as hoh.



But yes, he needs to step up more .


Don't you think Jeff is getting too quiet recently or Na me think am ??

Yea Jeff, i think his being more of a listener to read these housemates better this week
to know how to clear their doubts better when the time comes.
U know he had to do more of talking last week as the Hoh, which isn't really his thing as a naturally calm guy.
I see potentials in him.

Threebear:
Maybe they aren't so superficial since they always manage to win .
Can't say the same for all the ones you've indepthly picked who fail inside and outside of the house

Your forever failed musician Teddy 8 comes to mind .

Do you know what is dysphoria ?

Don't throw around big words just to keep up .

The fact I'm not letting you know my gender doesn't mean I don't claim it .

I just enjoy the uncertainty don't get it twisted little man.

As if Tboss won, Look don't start what would consume you
Ur confused gender predicament is insignificant to me
If not for Lauryn41 pleas and other innocent people here that you would be irritating continuously with Ur long useless jargons.
Hmmmmm I hope you haven't forgotten last episode.

Threebear:
Maybe they aren't so superficial since they always manage to win .
Can't say the same for all the ones you've indepthly picked who fail inside and outside of the house

Your forever failed musician Teddy 8 comes to mind .

Do you know what is dysphoria ?

Don't throw around big words just to keep up .

The fact I'm not letting you know my gender doesn't mean I don't claim it .

I just enjoy the uncertainty don't get it twisted little man.

As if Tboss won, Look don't start what would consume u. That confused gender state of urs is insignificant to me
If not for Lauryn41 pleas and other innocent people here that u would be irritating with your continuous long useless jargons.
I hope you haven't forgotten the last episode.

Lauryn41:
I love seyi but the guy needs to channel all that energy from talking into his confidence level

He's too soft for his own good

Just like Jeff

Exactly, even Jeff is better in that aspect

77up:
lolz pls don't let the idiot send you to kirikiri abeg .



Btw, I cant wait to see seyi as hoh , the guy is a good coordinator.

na em go suffer am pass there

Let's discuss more significant people jare my broda, seyi would be cool but needs to step up his confidence level otherwise some People there may trample on him.

Lauryn41:
Please leave threebear alone

I beg you in the name of God

I can't go through reading essays and comprehension passages

In form of insults and clap back

Let us enjoy this few moments of peace in peace please

I will consider that for Ur sake

77up:
Take it easy on bobrisky abeg bro



Let him/her/ hermaphrodite masturbate in peace on mike

Lolz My bro this bobrisky doesn't want to use his little sense at all, but I get time for am today