₦airaland Forum

ijinlove20:
Adults behaving like kids.

#OkoyeFamilyProblem

you forgot to insert Part 2

Oyin93:
loving this

lol thanks

Mine and hers

amtaken:
Tubaba be looking like a teenager every year.


#Goodgenes.

#Goodeatinghabit.


#Goodlife.

our very own pharell williams

For the record, the moment I saw the first word, I stopped imagining. Sowie

Before we know what's happening, he'll create a thread asking everyone if he looks like any celebrity :oo we know this trick

Nairalanders be yabbing and adding #no offence at the end, smh

So we should?

octopusfreaky:
Its something i can i do if am in possession of dat money,Buhari would have done better na dose politicians around him dey cause delay oo cox many are sososo corrupt .

so we should?

octopusfreaky:
i would get thee impermeable gown worn by doctors treating ebola and scrub it till its sparkling white..With that money i can build 100 modern toilets for the poor in my town or neigbourhood. and still have enof for myself.

campaign promises, reminds me of Buhari during his campaign

Marvel1206:
unlimited

please I need the settings

dame29:
See the K-legged accomplice that snapped her.

you read my mind

Must you resemble a celebrity? can't you be yourself? Tsseeww. . everyone wants to look like a celebrity these days#smh

darlingtito:
Exactly...I knocked on d door n no1 answered,do u av to open d door sef.

we both know how the story goes, sweetheart

Hungry men training . . learn from the Marines

Another Nollywood story . . just passing

I weep for this country.

Blessed be the makers of push up bra

I don't know her

Wonderful piece .

Forever Grateful

Errrrrr cute picture but the parent's faces tho, if you understand

Push up bra sha

InZA:
Being a virgin has nothing to do with going to heaven neither does it (in isolation) guarantee making heaven.

seriously

InZA:
Yeeep.

Certified to the core.

wow, that means you're on the track to heaven# so they say. Right?

InZA:
No I've not.

I've not bleeped my girlfriend.

So it kinda adds up doesn't it.

meaning you're a certified virgin aii?

InZA:
You didn't even do it well enough.



If it were to be my friend(I'm not hyping myself, but quite frankly I don't have any friend as useless as that), I would have given him my house key....after doing that, I would pick up my phone, send an anonymous text to his girlfriend - "Hi, your guy is in another house along so so street, I'm not sure but I think he is pounding another girl as I send you this text... I'm not trying to break up your relationship by sending you this text, I actually hope your relationship ceases to be. I don't know you and I don't know or care if you deserve to be cheated upon but sending you this text is just my way of ridding the romantic stratosphere of useless elements"


After that, I put my phone in my pocket and continue doing my thing.

Some guys are just very useless to say the least, double dating or double straffing does not reflect masculinity, it doesn't make you a "very good badt guy" (whatever that means by the way) it doesn't make you cool, it doesn't make you funky or hippy or contemporary, instead it means you're grossly irresponsible with no ounce of direction and purpose of life, it means you lack any trace of resolved commitment to a cause or purpose.


This thing dey vex me like say na me be the babe sef

Rubbish!!!

In other words, you've never bleepd* another girl while dating your girlfriend right?

Following that conversation tho

When you read a chat between "2 bone niggas" [i]