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Crime › Re: Stolen Car Not Found After 3 Months In Ogun State!!! by suckprick: 11:17am On Oct 29
Nothing was done because you no mobilise them. Naija police are very good at their job, infact one of the best in the world only if you drop something. It's sad that you have to even mobilise them to do their job but that's the reality of the country now.
Food › Re: Man Raises Alarm After Spaghetti Produces Thick Detergent-like Foam by suckprick: 9:35pm On Oct 27
No name of spaghetti or any relevant information to protect others. Content creators and fabricated news na 5 & 6. He go mix detergent untop spaghetti just to make content. They are becoming a menace to the society.
Politics › Re: My Opponents Created Hunger & Poverty In Nigeria - Tinubu Tells Kaduna People by suckprick: 10:02pm On Oct 24
emkz:
Where is the lie?

Someome was vice president for 8 yearS, NITEL and Nigerian Airways staff were disengaged and not paid. The argument was that they were unproductive. But NNPC refineries' staff were paid for producing nothing.

When someone was vice president, more than $60 billion was wasted subsidizing dollars.

When someone was vice president, his wife received $500,000 from a company associated with another company that obtained a suspicious power contract that sought to collect settlement from Nigeria.

Did that recklessness not lead to poverty and hunger?

Atiku is from the north; has he solved their problems?
Since the country stopped wasting $60 billion dollars on subsidising dollars. Is your life now better or worst? I mean what's the benefit of the fuel and dollar subsidy that has been saved by this govt on your life. No be garri you dey soak morning and night now? Keep fuulin yasef.
Celebrities › Re: Jide Kosoko Laments Debt Following N300m Movie Cinema Loss by suckprick: 11:00am On Oct 24
Unwise man. You wan produce movie of 300m, you go produce yoruba movie(I am not being tribalistic). A movie restricted to one tribe will never sell as much as the one in English that anyone (all tribe) can see. Learn from Funke Akindele.
Romance › Re: Women Are The New Rent by suckprick:
Leemzyy:
The more I Bill you, the More God open your ways... Your Girl should always be part of your monthly budget
God bless all the sweet men out there
Why God no open your own ways so you stop billing? Na the one wey God open for me you wan chop abi. Billing kee you there.
Politics › Re: Bola, please protect Nigerians just as your billboards require guards - Atiku by suckprick: 2:06pm On Oct 23
Na Atiku dey press Tinubu neck wella grin
Politics › Re: A Caged Lion Is Still A Lion; Punish Them With Your Votes - Nasir Elrufai by suckprick: 12:57pm On Oct 23
This man should just shut it and serve his jail term in peace. Only you carry 5billion pay school fees for your children from college to university. God punish the guy. Left to me, he should remain in jail for next 20yrs. If all politicians are held accountable to theft like this, this country for don better.
Nairaland General › Re: True Story: I Lost ₦400,000 And Two Friendships by suckprick: 9:06pm On Oct 22
Never lend someone money that you can't afford to loose. ❌️❌️

Don't lend money at all koz there's no such thing as spare money or money you can afford to loose. Even 1 naira na money. Don't lend, just give.

My guy: Afar I fit see 100k from you.

Me: I no get o but send aza make I run you 10k.

Friendship preserved, peace of mind intact.
Romance › Re: A Brother Needs An Advice. by suckprick: 10:20pm On Oct 18
JimD:
Your kids will probably lose their mom before they turn 20. SS don't usually live beyond 47.

Your kids will be AS. They have a lower pool of men and women to select from.

You have to deal with periodic crisis and take on the role of caregiver periodically. This will affect your business if you do business or manage people.

It seems you're desperate. Take a step back and assess the pros and cons. She's great now. But women only reveal themselves when they get in.

And having a first class isn't always a sign of intelligence. It could mean she had less of a social life. Had no other option but to read.

From what you said, she's a good woman. That's hard to find nowadays. But still if you'll take away the blindfold and selfishly look at your future, do you see a great life? Or one where you've helped her out. Her parents made the decision, you shouldn't pay for it.
Blunt people like you are what people should keep as friends. Infact your friends are lucky to have you. Not like all those ones above making comments out of pity. By the time OP money go finish untop crisis, na once love go clear from his eyes.
Crime › Re: Man Wanted For Stealing Phones At Cjay Nwoks' Service Of Songs by suckprick: 5:29pm On Oct 09
Too much hunger in the land. I blame Tinubu. wink
Car Talk › Re: Only Experienced Drivers Will Get This Right. Which Mirror Is Correct? (Photo) by suckprick: 7:28pm On Oct 07
GoodnessMILAYO:
B is the correct answer.

Be
Lol. I want to assume this is a joke, if not you are a disaster waiting to happen on naija road. The correct answer is A. It's impossible to see a car directly behind you on same lane through your side mirror.
Romance › Re: What Should I Do. I'm Confused by suckprick: 8:23am On Oct 07
Sonofgod1990:
Good day everyone..

Any day that I'm with my baby mama she keep on complaining that my preek is too Big. And that makes her not to allow me to fvck her to My satisfaction. If I go just 2 rounds she will say that she will not do again that My thing too Big that I should go and reduce it.
My problem is that I'm a type that likes to go 4 to 5 rounds when she come visiting. Going just too rounds this days makes me sad:. Is there Anyway to reduce a penis?
Na to use 🔪 cut am small nah.
Politics › Re: Borno: Why Five Men With ‘tinubu Must Go’ T-shirts Were Arrested – Police by suckprick:
Tinubu must go ooo. No jokes there is serious hunger in the land. The amount of beggers on the streets now is the highest in the history of Nigeria. God help this country.
TV/Movies › Re: Those Born In This Era Had An Experience. by suckprick: 4:25pm On Sep 28
Snake in the monkey shadow. grin
Celebrities › Re: Blessing CEO's Son Bryann Died During Asthma Attack by suckprick:
I feel sorry for her. She could have begged like all these tiktok live beggers streamers rather than doing fraud. See as her life don spoil now.
Politics › Re: APC Refused To Pay The ₦10,000 They Promised For Rally Mobilization - Ogun Women by suckprick: 6:29pm On Sep 24
Racoon:
-The lies shamelessly to themselves.
-The lies shamelessly to their never learning supporters.
-They lie shamelessly to the nation.
The woman complaining is also shameless.
Politics › Re: FG To Engage 4000 Influencers To Showcase Tinubu's Projects - Umahi by suckprick: 6:31pm On Sep 23
Any influencer that accepts this deal should be massively unfollowed.
Investment › Re: Man Makes 5000 Naira From Fidelity Bank Share After 18years by suckprick: 8:52am On Sep 20
I am going to tell you people what no one wants to hear. The very harsh truth. Your broker will never tell you this truth. Buying of shares is not for the poor. 10k, 20k, 50k e.t.c will fetch you nothing. Minimum investment to reap anything tangible is from 20m+.

Anything below 20m, just start a business with it, don't waste time on stocks.
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by suckprick: 10:58pm On Sep 14
nickae:
Where is CreditAlert! huh
Una don pursue am nah. Una no like good thing for this platform.
Crime › Re: How Fraudulent Pastor & Abuja Developer Left 25 Families Homeless - Patrick Any by suckprick: 5:50pm On Sep 14
If I want to do business with someone, the moment I hear he is a pastor or hear people calling him pastor, I become extra ordinary careful and scrutinise every thing down to the last details. Most criminals hide behind that name to deceive people including the famous ones.
Phones › Re: Is Samsung Still Worth The Money In Nigeria? by suckprick: 11:56am On Sep 13
If you can afford it, Go for samsung s24, s25 or s26. My s25 screen strong pass stone. It has fallen alot of time, all I do is just pick it up and dust it. In Nigeria, It's either Iphone or Samsung. Any other device are just replicas.
Investment › Re: Winning Forex Signals And Mentoring (300 – 1,000 Pips Per Month) by suckprick: 7:33am On Sep 10
Imalwayshorny:
I pity you
😂
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by suckprick:
AncestralPowers:
Dangote refinery share is extremely exaggerated, 525 per share, na waoo...

Moreover, those that are going to make the real profits from Dangote refinery had already bought their shares months ago..

Getting 17% to 19% in mmf, topping up your fund consistently and as little as you can, and allowing your money to compound will beat Dangote shares..


I have said that severally and would say it again...

Nothing like investing with your mind at peace 🕊️

No profit if you make huge gains in any company's shares and start using same profits to buy different kind of drugs to control your blood pressure.
The bolded statement deserves an applause. It makes a lot of sense 👏👏. Absolutely nothing is worth my peace of mind.
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by suckprick: 10:21am On Aug 24
I am recently considering transfering some money ( about 80m) from my stanbic to Trustbanc mmf via cowrywise (trustbanc on cowrywise) because stanbic rate has been about 2 - 3% lesser since the beginning of this yr.

Is it advisable holding such huge amount of money in cowrywise in terms of trust level. I need advice abeg koz I dey fear 🙂.
Celebrities › Re: Meraiah Ekeinde Shares Her Engagement Video by suckprick: 3:12pm On Aug 15
lightwind:
Ordinary engagement ring 💍 sad

Tomorrow marriage scatter grin
This bad belle go and marry.
Investment › Re: What Do You Check Before Using A Crypto Casino? by suckprick: 7:20pm On Jul 29
The Fairness of the seed to make sure it's not heavily biased.
Properties › Buying Distress Landed Property. by suckprick(op): 7:17pm On Jul 14
If you have or you know anyone that has a house or land to sell urgently, please reach out to me. Distress sales only. Sport bettors or forex traders looking to sell property urgently for naira can also reach out. Lagos properties only. Just send a mail, I will get in touch.
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by suckprick: 2:28pm On Jul 13
heavenisreal18:
Before they pay interest every day but I noticed they paid like three days interest together now.please clear me on this
I can't confirm this because I don't check my account daily. I check every month end.
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by suckprick: 2:01pm On Jul 13
heavenisreal18:
I noticed stanbic mmf they now compound interest. Am I right
It's been like that for a long time.

People complaining of stanbic low rates should also put into consideration their monthly compounding. Monthly compound interest of stanbic makes their rate equivalent to 16% per annum although it's still relatively low compared to others.
Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice, Guys by suckprick: 10:45pm On Jul 10
Actually you know the right thing to do but you are just waiting for reasons to encourage you to make the wrong decision (which is what you will still make anyways). Infact the reason you are even considering it is because he has money and he is taking care of you like you stated. If na man poor man tell you this thing now you for don break up with am. Nothing money cannot do.

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