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PropertiesBuying Distress Landed Property. by suckprick(op): 7:17pm On Jul 14
If you have or you know anyone that has a house or land to sell urgently, please reach out to me. Distress sales only. Sport bettors or forex traders looking to sell property urgently for naira can also reach out. Lagos properties only. Just send a mail, I will get in touch.
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by suckprick: 2:28pm On Jul 13
heavenisreal18:
Before they pay interest every day but I noticed they paid like three days interest together now.please clear me on this
I can't confirm this because I don't check my account daily. I check every month end.
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by suckprick: 2:01pm On Jul 13
heavenisreal18:
I noticed stanbic mmf they now compound interest. Am I right
It's been like that for a long time.

People complaining of stanbic low rates should also put into consideration their monthly compounding. Monthly compound interest of stanbic makes their rate equivalent to 16% per annum although it's still relatively low compared to others.
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice, Guys by suckprick: 10:45pm On Jul 10
Actually you know the right thing to do but you are just waiting for reasons to encourage you to make the wrong decision (which is what you will still make anyways). Infact the reason you are even considering it is because he has money and he is taking care of you like you stated. If na man poor man tell you this thing now you for don break up with am. Nothing money cannot do.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Will Kill My Neighbour's Child Tonight!! (graphic Pics) by suckprick: 10:38pm On Jun 29
Very wicked man indeed cheesy.
CelebritiesRe: Any Politician Who Wants My Loyalty Should Pay Me $25 Million — Seun Kuti(video) by suckprick: 12:14pm On Jun 29
Dude is cheap as fvck but he doesn't know. It doesn't matter the price, Once your loyalty can be bought at a fee, you are cheap.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Made Electric Motor And Pumps (let's Start This Company) by suckprick: 11:22am On Jun 27
Quote this message when you're hosting a proper presentation where you'll be expected to give a detailed explanation on how you plan to go about it and what investors tend to benefit from it.
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by suckprick: 10:46am On Jun 24
sharone21:
Intentional COMPOUNDING makes the difference:

5m or 10m Naira in 5 yrs is N10m or N20m
The 10m you are getting in 5yrs time is the actual value of your money within that period. The same way 100k of 5yrs ago is almost equivalent to 1m in today's valuation. So in essence, you are not making any profit (interest), you are just avoiding loss of value. In otherwords, fighting inflation.
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by suckprick: 12:23am On Jun 24
sharone21:
Not easy registering on Stanbic for equity/ mutual fund, those doing it are trying. 1m otps to confront.

With 18.5% minimum annual interest from mutual fund or fixed deposit just know you make 1/3 of your invested capital every 2 yrs( even after 10% WHT is deducted). You double your capital in 5 yrs, so ensure you are more intentional/ strategic with nothing less than 18.5% annual interest.
In my short experience so far, I have realised that MMF is not meant to make you rich. it's there to reduce or stop inflation from eating up your savings. So It shouldn't be used as a major source of income or to replace your job except you have 500m+ in it. it's just a tool against inflation. If you have this same mentality, you won't be worried about how long it takes you to double your money(interest) rather you will be grateful your savings isn't loosing value.
CelebritiesRe: Davido, Cubana ChiefPriest, Osimhen & Victor Boniface Discuss Ronaldo's Wealth by suckprick: 2:11pm On Jun 23
Wotowotoman:
Davido is not the sharpest tool out there. No be by to dey shout. There is no way Ronaldo money can ever finish.

If na only 500 million dollars he put for one investment or even fixed deposit. And he gets only 5% on, that’s 25 million USD per year. 2 million dollars a month to flex. He can basically live that way for the rest of his life without making any more money!
Emphasis on stop making money. The investment or 5% on fixed deposit that's yielding interest means he is making money.
CelebritiesRe: Davido, Cubana ChiefPriest, Osimhen & Victor Boniface Discuss Ronaldo's Wealth by suckprick: 2:00pm On Jun 23
Davido is right. If you stop making money and still maintain a high end lifestyle, no matter the amount of money you've saved, it can finish.
PoliticsRe: Obi’s Call For Tinubu’s Resignation Childish, Unwarranted Distraction - Onanuga by suckprick: 9:26am On Jun 23
How does all these so called achievements put food on the table of a common man? This govt and fake statistics na 5 & 6. They said during campaign "na statistics we go chop?". Now they are feeding us statistics instead of food. Useless govt.
Jobs/VacanciesUrgent Vacancy by suckprick(op):
URGENT VACANCY

A housekeeper/cleaner is needed in Bucknor Lagos


Salary is 70k, you work 2 days per week (Mondays and Fridays)


Preferred age: 28 — 35years

Must be punctual on above assigned days and hardworking.

To apply, send a WhatsApp message.


Closed. Thanks to everyone that applied.
InvestmentRe: Who Can Teach Me Forex Trading From The Beginning by suckprick:
Kyungzeal911:
Are you sure?
You are showing your rare wins. What about the losses? Lol. Win 400, loose 5k grin
InvestmentRe: Who Can Teach Me Forex Trading From The Beginning by suckprick: 11:52am On Jun 12
manmind:
I want to learn forex trading and looking for a good,smart and patience person to teach me from start.
This sounds more like who can teach me where to waste money. Goodluck.
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by suckprick: 7:35am On Jun 09
providencia:
Nothing like " two point twenty-nine" its two point two nine
But you should have atleast explained to him why you said so. @beeron, in decimal numbers, Every number after a decimal point is pronounced 1 digit at a time (1 by 1).

Eg 23.793 is pronounced twenty three point seven nine three. You are welcomed.
InvestmentRe: 2026 Journey Of 10$ To 100$ by suckprick: 6:45pm On Jun 05
Ozone007:
The more reason you will continue to be poor

I use Forex trading to raise funds to travel abroad on a student visa

I paid $22,000 from profit made from Forex
Story. Motivational speaker, who we go ask to confirm? Send proof of your profits here if e sure for you. I will send you $1000 if you do that.
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by suckprick: 2:18pm On Jun 05
okenze007:
Good evening all.
Pls can someone kindly advice me on this investment , I invested over 200k plus on IBTC EFT 30 on May, 29th but the balance on my portfolio now is 170k pls.
Pls should I redeem my balance and put it in MMF OR I should leave it.
Pls humble advice
Thanks
When I said stocks and sporty bet no difference, una think say na play play. They said you should hold for 5yrs so I guess you keep holding. But if your money drop to 1naira, no blame anybody.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Pastor Attempts To Heal A Mentally Unstable Man by suckprick: 5:03pm On Jun 02
Person say mad man dey heal mad man grin cheesy
CareerRe: Men And Women Earning Millions: What Do You Do For Work? by suckprick: 3:31pm On Jun 02
Hmmm. I sleep for a living.
RomanceRe: How I Slept With A Confirm Princess Thinking She's A Runs Girl by suckprick: 10:49am On Jun 02
Linus I sight you.
CrimeRe: Anambra Man Cries Out As Stranded Pregnant Girl He Helped Flees With His Money by suckprick: 10:43pm On May 28
QuinQ:
This kind girl no go dey even give am because she get boyfriend and didn't love him
Bro If she no dey give am, he for don throw her out within the first 1 month. No free lunch even in freetown.
CrimeRe: Anambra Man Cries Out As Stranded Pregnant Girl He Helped Flees With His Money by suckprick: 10:32pm On May 28
Why is he crying? He simply paid for all the fvck he thought were free. He helped her because he wan dey fvck her for free. Osho free don hook am for neck grin
InvestmentRe: 2026 Journey Of 10$ To 100$ by suckprick: 3:33pm On May 27
leocollins:
Is this comment coming from a place of failed forex trading career or just pure jealousy for what you don't know?
Calling stock and forex gambling,do you even know how the financial markets works,
You are active in mutual funds thread,but calling stock market gambling,anyways I see you are a gambler you play bet,so it the mentality you are using to judge the money market,learn bro.
In fela's voice, I sorry sorry ooo.

I feel sorry for you. Experience is the best teacher. Continue you hear?. Sell your father's house and invest in it since you are so sure of yourself.
InvestmentRe: 2026 Journey Of 10$ To 100$ by suckprick: 11:29am On May 27
When you realise that stocks, forex, crypto(exchange trading not p2p), and sports bet are all gambling and you can never beat the house, you will stop deceiving yourself.
InvestmentRe: Femi Otedola Secures First Holdco Shares Worth Over N43bn by suckprick: 8:45am On May 14
This man na whale of NGX. Ote$ kudos.
InvestmentRe: My Rollover Stories In Sports Betting by suckprick: 10:27am On May 10
When your cup full. It's 1.01 bet that will cut it back to back and undo all the effort you've put in so far. Just continue...
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso For President Billboard Floods Kano by suckprick: 8:12am On May 10
Bentacur007:
What do you smoke?
Please tell me
Na small pikin nah. All these 14yrs old kids with their mother's phone.
RomanceRe: Nothing turns a man off faster, than a woman who.... ? ✍️ by suckprick: 11:43pm On May 06
Her Vee smells like omi eja.

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