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Premier League? Yes. Champions league? Story...

You own better na. Back in the days, using your narration as example. My dad ehnnn, Its after you go and come back, he will inform you of other things you need to tell sandra. You will go to Sandra upto to 3 times that same period.

gabscity:
Good day all.

Please who can help me with a contact of someone in United Capital.

I need to complete my KYC. They have not been responding to mails since last week. No response from their WhatsApp channel either.

I think their customer service is terrible.

They have the worst customer service of all asset managers.

omotola224:
A lot of people still use them
Their rate is better than tbills at the moment

May I ask you? Yearly roi for mutual funds is it better than piggy vest ? I know the rate fluctuates but based on let’s say last year was did mutual funds do better than piggy vest

Piggyvest has better interest rate but mmf has flexibility of withdrawing anytime (after first 1 month).

Honestly the situation of things in this country is no more a joke. I can't believe I am now spending over 100k on only petrol weekly. What the hell is going on? Shey na like this the suffering go continue dey increase ni. This country is a mess, infact this is a crime against Nigerians. The politicians are milking the country dry and everyone is just quiet, suffering and smiling. Na wa o 🤦🤦

Creditalerts:
let your money work for you don't play 🤑🤑🤑

FirstAlly MMF paid out accrued interest today others will follow suit, any MMF giving you 15 percent in this chronic inflation period don't accept is a bad deal .

To be honest, this trustbanc has been great this yr. Their consistentcy is top notch. They have given me a lot of smiles so far. I just never get mind move my bulk funds out of stanbic yet. Trustbanc is doing very well 💯.

SonofLothbrok:
Eat the money and don't pay back

@op. And don't forget to sue them for harassment if they try any nonsense. Na dem decide to dash you money. Chop and clean mouth.

Having tasted good life and how it feels to be financially stable. I fear failing in life and going back to poverty and lack. I fear grace to grass, that's why I am always on my toes grinding like madd.

ReviewShield:
Good day to the community. At ReviewShield, we focus on monitoring the operational health of various digital finance platforms to protect the broader community. We are currently looking into several reports concerning Kookor.com and some reported "frictions" in their payout processes.

Specifically, there seem to be instances where users are asked to fulfill unexpected "upfront administrative requirements" before their funds can be transferred out. While every platform has its own rules, requiring additional out-of-pocket payments to access one's own equity is a practice that usually requires further scrutiny.

Has anyone here successfully processed a withdrawal from Kookor.com recently without being asked for extra fees? We would appreciate any data points to help us clarify whether these are isolated technical glitches or a more systemic operational shift. Please stay vigilant with your capital.

Any platform that ask you for money to access or process withdrawal for you is a SCAM.

CokeBar:
Hello Team,

How do we fund Stanbic wallet? Not the mutual funds account. Just the wallet. I see a Stanbic account number that doesn't seem to be valid

Click on the fund wallet, you will see your personal stanbic account number displayed there.

ManAdii:
To process redemption wahala.
I even called their customer to beg them that I have an emergency and she promised they will process it yet...
I'm just frustrated right now.

Next time if you need to withdraw, try processing it 24hrs earlier. Also, do not put money you need for day to day activities in Fund managers.

ManAdii:
My marriage with Stanbic Ibtc fund managers end today.
You can't imagine my level of frustration right now. To redeem my own fund too.

Na wa

What happened?

Retro9090:
2%

Their economy is not as inflated as naija. Interest rate is majorly a reflection of economic inflation.

See you - see diabetes.

LordBiden:
The reason why comparisons like these don't make sense is this,how can you compare a nation of over 7m people with massive oil deposit with one with over 200m people.

Oga rest. Stop giving excuse for failed govt. Is Nigeria bigger than USA but quality of life in the US is far better than Nigeria. Our problem is mismanagement of resources by govt thieves not population.

Gehgeh suppose dey charge registration fee for hin university so that all this SIMPs go take his lecture serious. The girl is innocent, the man is just fuuullliish.

Babygal2020:
Unrelated!

How much can I use to build twin two bedroom flat in Aba, Abia State?

My husband and I have about 52M in mutual funds which generates about 600k monthly.

I'm considering japa in the nearest feature(the more reason I don't want to touch our capital, 52M)

I own a business which I save at least 300k every month.
The major contribution will come from me though.

Elaborate more on the 2bdrm. You mean bungalow, a storey building with blocks of 2bdrm flat each (twin)? I am an engineer and can guide you properly on what to do and if you want we can handle the project for you.

franchasofficia:
Why are you not disclosing the name of the alleged/suspected scam/kidnapping company, their address and the job offer you were invited for an interview?


This is another social media Mills and Boon stories that only happened in the imagination of the poster just to generate traffic for online content revenue share

You have said it all. Social media cock and bull stories.

I think she can get the answers from her father or brother(s) because people that type such nonsense are surely from a poor home.

I disagree with a lot of people saying respect her decision and drop the issue. You are going to look for other ways to satisfy your sexxual desire if she denies you anall sexx. I doubt your woman would want that.

Her refusal to have anall sexx is due to fear. Anall sexx can be pleasurable to the woman, (very pleasurable ) if the man in question knows what the hell he's doing which a lot of men do not. There are a lot of nerves in your a*nus that if stimulated properly can make a woman 0rgasm.
It's going to be harder the first time cos she'll be nervous. This would tighten the anus and make it painful, so it's your duty to calm her down and engage in foreplayy. (lots of foreplayy. I'm assuming you already know how to get your gf arousedd)
Before you stick your "stuff" into her, I will say prepare her mind a lil my sticking in your finger(s) first. Let her dictate the pace, let her know it's her call and that she can ask you to stop anytime she feels like it.
The a*nus doesn't provide it's own lubrication like the vag1na, so you would need plenty lubricant (water based lubricant, do not use vaseline abeg).

By the way, she needs to get her a*nus cleaned except you have a poop fetish (I'm joking)
Get her an enema that will be used to clean her butt hole too. This goes a long way in reducing initial pain, a looooongggg way, lol (I'm not joking)

She can Google 'how to use an enema' or see a doctor for help. (Anyone she's more comfortable with)
Oh! Do tell her to arch her back and push in a little like she's having a bowel movement.

Oh well, I really do hope you can convince her.

Porn don spoil you and OP life aswear. As much as I love BJ, I can't do it with the woman I want to marry talkless of Anal. @OP, I advise you stay completely out of porn. Its destroying you mentally. Damn..

Mattswaggz:
Stop believing d*mb superstition..... masturbation ooo, sex oooo are natural phenomenon and no evidence that suggests they bring bad luck to anyone....what they're saying only exist in their heads.

Very true. I dey fvck babes almost every week and still doing very well in life.

MMF ✔️ Equity❌️

I wanted to say all this happiness for 1m, but I remembered naija is the poverty capital of the world and she is statistically richer than 90% of Nigerians. So big congratulations to her.

Leonardo4:
And Mbeumo is not an afcon player abi. Continue deceiving yourself

Mbeumo had ready - made replacements in the squad in mason mount or zirkzee. Man utd don't have many options upfront especially because they knew signing a new striker would mean releasing Rasmus.

Chai na gono. Treat it fast before it starts embarrassing you on the road. You go just dey scratch preek for express.

People should stop deceiving themselves. No supernatural being anywhere. We are no different from other animals. We are just higher animals with ability to reason. The concept of religion is man-made.

These 2 money-miss-road sef. Na wa.

Iamblessed8888:
There are things people say that sounds logical but it’s not true. For instance; read the reason cowrywise gave for merging rates. Does it sound logical? Yes. Is it true? No.

You can apply this same framework to those saying that risk is same across all fund managers. They are nothing but referral crumb hunters.

Take a trip to stanbic head office and the office of some of the fund managers being promoted here. Then tell me which you would rather invest your life savings with.

Forget finance jargon, if Firm A has over 1 Trillion AUM and has been around for 30+ years, and Firm B has 1 Billion and has being around for 5 years, which would you rather stake your life savings on?

If you were SEC, which of the two firms would you rather put under more scrutiny? The firm with 1 trillion or the one with 1 billion? Especially considering that you aren’t omnipotent and your job is to protect public interest.

What’s the “so what” if a firm violates SECs trust and does agro business with your funds? Will SEC kill them? Worst case, they’d pay fines and someone may do some jail time (unlikely). Remember, your money is gone.

You think stanbic does not like high rates? Ask your self, how is someone else offering you 20% in same economy while the more experienced manager is giving you 15%? Could one of them be taking more risk? All money market investments are transparent. There is no information asymmetry.

Ask your self, if the guy offering you 20% is much more brilliant than the others, how come their operations and processes are subpar compared to the one offering you lower rates?

Some things are just intuitive and some people are just being obtuse

I wish to fully agree with you due to the fact that my biggest investment is with stanbic (personal sentiment) but when we look at the fact that gtb asset management or even first ally are also higher than stanbic this argument becomes invalid. Those 2 are also very reliable names, and that includes meristem. Low Interest is not a validation of trust level. As some people explained earlier, it simply means one Fund manager is working harder than the other.

Okay I am not even about age restrictions because kids can still make sense as long as they can type. The OP no just get sense koz the message has no meaning.