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Arshley:
Sincerely u won't understand. I use to do same too when I was a kid.
See, immediately the tipper driver drove past the yard(factory) where I was meant to alight, there were no bumps on the road again. Residential houses aren't even there. Everywhere was Bush and thick forest. I could have waited and hanged on till he got to where he was headed, but my hands were already weak. Very weak. but such would amount to you wanting to travel to Lagos while ending up in Abuja. It was a highway. No bumps at all. A newly constructed road for that matter.

Oh, I get it now, omo, God really came through for you big, you are alive to hive the testimony,

Op, sorry for your experience but u don't know the technics, we jump from moving vehicle all the time as kids, coming back from school, football training or just hoping in and out just for the fun of it,

You don't just jump off, you target the vehicle, there is a point he hits the break a little that's when the motor slows down a little and you jump at this point, or you target when it approaches a bump, u must jump just before the bump because after this little brake comes acceleration, I have jumped off moving motor countless time with my goons while growing up, and zero injury was ever recorded that year 😂😂😂😂

Angelfrost:
In my book, Jose Mourinho is UNTOUCHABLE!

I repeat... The man can do no wrong!

That makes him 5th behind:

Sir. Alex Ferguson
Prof. Arsene Wenger
Luis Enrique
Jupp Heynckes



...So, Teddy Sherriwhatever, be quiet!

Where is the lie?

Blazebond:
Nor be this girl when dey always fry GARRI for her videos on tik Tok be dis? She is also the one that said she is never going to shave her pubic hairs until she marries ,na kolo girl.

Guy, Warrissdis ?😂😂

Wakanda fuckery is this?😏😏😏
There is no coming back from this level of embarrassment, go about making banners and hanging canopies to celebrate entering a plane, is that community located under a rock,? because they most still be living in stone ages😂😂😂😂

IyfeNamikaze:
Those okpa that they put egg or fish inside. I fit sell my birth right for that one o

😂😂😂😂

ReacherSaidNoth:
Banga and starch with fresh fish is the GOAT

Omo, nah wetin dey hungry me laidis 😥😥

Here are two possible scenario
It's either she's too loose but she can't be too loose and the other girl you try it with still too loose

Second scenario, you have got a tiny dick, make you feel like all pxssy are loose,
Engage in some strategic exercise, stop mastubating, mastubation is for low life simps, you have reconditioned you dick not to feel excited when the hole ain't tick like the way u rumple and handle your dick with your hands while mastubating

Solution.

-Stay far away from mastuabtion,
-give your self at least one month before having a penetrating sex
-reformat your brain and try again after a month or two, you will be surprised

Y'all be eating okpa prepared by Gbagyi women 😂😂😂😂

By the time una eat okpa from enugu state, y'all will change your mind, okpa is a whole protein food, rich in vitamins and very tasty when prepared by an enugu woman, when it comes to Okpa, leave it to the Enugu women, nah their birth right 😎

Simpleshafee:
Banga and starch.

U don't know what u are saying, just say u haven't had it well prepared, banga and starch is unbeatable 😎😎

nifemi25:
That means you can be in UK and not OKAy

I see what u did there 😂

This mourinho is a problem 😂😂😂😂

Sirmwill:
What 🤷‍♀️


He was just helping the manager to blow catarrh naww 🙄

Guy, warrissdiss 😂😂

People like op restores my faith in humanity, I am not a teacher and I don't need the 50k either, but op is an exceptional human being, may the lord continue to bless and keep you sir. For puting smile on those teachers faces, may the lord bless you beyond measures 🙏🙏🙏

Baronthecelebri:
I think you're very stupid SIMP, your wife left you,you try to get the children back they refuse, forget about them and those bastard children, make money and get a new woman and children. Your in-laws advice your wife to leave you. Mumu man.

Stop misusing the word simp, the guy never simped in anyway, where I would have called him simp is when he start crying and begging the wife family to beg her to come back, this is marriage bro not relationship, you reason and weigh options before you act.

The only thing he got do now, is chin up and move on, become a better version of him self reinvent himself that no one could easily recognise him again, make money and take another wife if he must, lifes too short to come dey worry about one useless woman way single pretty girls full everywhere begging to be married

ibechris:
I wouldn't want to say things that would make u feel bad,because u are man and a husband like me.

However,that ur wife must have ladies gang here,I won't be specific.

With all due respect sir,u have lost that woman.

Your in-laws are aware of everything and in fact,it's ur wife that is now paying for the children's fees they only disguised it to make it look as if is ur sister in law.

Your mother in-law is an evil woman for pretending not to have her daughters contact.

Man,starts looking for ways to prove them all wrong.

Make ur money and let them all see that u have made it and pls,let it be genuine hustle ooh.

That is the only way and while at that,note that u have no wife and she is not coming back soon.

Oil full ya head bro, best advice so far, apparently you see things my way, it's the wife paying them school fees and the wife sister and mother all working in synchronization with her, she give them directives and all the weird behavior from them is proudly sponsored by the wife, he should chin up and move on, get better, make money and be a better version of his former self, relocate to fresh state or new favorable location and take a new wife if he must, the wife is a lost course but las las the wife and the family go regret am.

Are u for real? IPhone 6, of all iPhone, to make matter worse can't use sim card, what the use for it ?/_😂😂

Baba, keep using the phone or rather give it out to little kids make them use am they play game

papyjaypaul:
Journalism
Secret Service
Court Judge - they used to be reverred
LG Chairmen - before politicians destroyed LGs

U see this LG Chairman, they use to be so respected and they carry their selves in high esteem, but these days, most of LG chairmen they use Okada go office for local governments in some rural states, state governors don do de shege, upon the ruling that separate their account from state account by Court, the governors has refused to honor it, Nigeria politics is a complete joke 😂

If I was in his shoes I would be more angry, those nincompoops just wasted all his effort, dude was working like jarky, got a goal and they cant keep it 1-0. When its just about 3 minutes to end a game, pathetic 😏😏😏😏

It's not difficult to identify someone that doesn't have mind of their own, he's obviously not the governor, he's just a figurehead, there is someone somewhere running the state affair and telling him what to do and say

I came out with a strong 2:1 from uniabuja, the goal for me and my goons when we got admission was to came out flying with first class, but party after party for 300l come drop our gp😅😅, final year we all wrote our final exams and during convocation our grade was published in a handbook and i was sad not because I didnt came out with good grades but my closest friend didn't, it was a happy and a sad day for our click 🤣

Guess what, that my friend that came out with 3rd class got work with a multinational company that pays is 6 zeros even before we finished our service, in real word no one really cares about your grades and the course u studied, nah grace

So that mumu guy go regret that foolish thing he did

DRKRIZ:
Na oyibo be that ,no be naija...For naija that shoe na fairly used price them go knack you...
You go even swear join them no go believe say na Boniface give you the show....The boot sef Boniface no sign the shoe.

True

jubrilELsudan:
THIS BONIFACE NA REAL MUMU

A RWANDAN PLAYER BOUGHT HIS BOOT FROM THE BOY FOR $100 AND HE ISN'T CONCERNED.....AN UNSIGNED WORTHLESS BOOTS

COMON SENSE DIDN'T TELL HIM TO ASK WHAT THE RWANDAN PLAYER WANTS TO USE HIS BOOTS FOR

MAKE BONIFACE JUST KISS HIM CAREER GOODBYE CAUSE THAT RWANDAN PLAYER DON GO USE THE BOOT DO JUJU TO COLLECT HIM DESTINY

See talk abeg, those second hand shoes way full Nigeria market way they come from abroad, owe many times u don hear say person buy am go babalawo to collect destiny? Abeg leave that talk

kokoA:
This hardship don really turn people brain sha If na Wike he fit evict everybody including camera men if them make am vex.

😂😂😂😂😂

TUANKU:
The voice behind Big-Brother is Wike.

Guy wetin be this 😂😂

The only thing I put pressure on is making money, if you think I will put pressure chassing you? Achalugo, u go cry 😂

The mugu is yet again ignored and this time for a record breaking of 897 times, chai 😂😂😂

Sheffdon:
baba na my real life story o

I'm depressed inside. It's hurting

Pm make I give u some red pills to grow hairy balls of an alpha male

Bittersweetnig:
If you keep mocking God, failure is your companion

Don't be ridiculous, where have u seen Elon mocking God? oversabinus 🙄🙄

If you think Elon is backing down, then u probably don't know him, Elon will continue until one succeed, that's one thing about success, failure should come as a lesson to make it better in your next trial

Sheffdon:
Una just dey use me catch cruise

Na wa for una o

I won't fail to notice some genuine comments up there. Thanks a bunch.

My case is very thick o

If I told you guys that i never fuvk in my life and I no be gay or something but I'm not interested in ashawo too

Last time I climb woman na when i dey 6 or 7 wey we dey play mummy and daddy. The thing sef no enter

Mtchew

Guy, wetin be this? 😅😅😅😅