Unclebayo:
Make we restart 2023 , I don make small mistake

Dey play

The gathering of greatness

U are a simp no doubt, u should have walked over and say hi with a smile and ask what's making her laugh, from there u struck conversation and boom, u know the rest

Crossing over to My Year of Abundance, 2024

Ahnie

Good day mam, and I believe you are enjoying your holidays

I saw your appreciation thread and I was mentioned, I always like to acknowledge all your mention and comment on your diary session but for some reason I don't understand, naira land keep saying insufficient permission

Either way, I have learnt alot from you on this space plus you are one of those sane nairalanders I hold in a very high esteem, keep doing what you are doing mam, I for give you an award 🏆 🏅 for making me know how to make so many dishes, me self I dey surprise how good my dishes turns out whenever I follow your instructions in details

Merry Christmas and happy new year in advance ✌️🥰

mbaise1000:
He who comes to equity must come with a clean hand, we don't know where it started but I know that the curse of a criminal will not kill another criminal, I know that a soldier or anyone who dies on his way to kill others will not rest in peace.

Exactly bro

Stop eating junk and sugary stuff.

Squeeze and drink bitter leave daily for one week straight on an empty stomach and u will be surprised at the result

For someone educated as you are, you don't even know the meaning of spiritual wife and where to correctly use it in a sentence

Effect of Dysfunctional family.
Avoid it at all cost

Upliftment

MajorOvakporaye:


It is not an insult but a cautionary remark.

It wasn't needed, he wasn't advertising anything

MajorOvakporaye:


Shut up!!! You cheap paid agent!!!

Why the insult though, he didn't advertise anything in particular

Why you guys taking refined/processed sugar anyways, the last sugar I took was 5 years ago, it's fuckingly unhealthy

All hail the king 😊.

-First of, she doesn't love you.

-Secondly, you ain't her main boyfriend, you are just a simp dishing out money like hot plates of party jollof

-you are wicked because I know for sure that you are not this nice to other people around you who really need thus money

-upon all these your money lavishing on her, she will still deny you sex anytime you don't give her money

-Better wake up from this self-inflicted suffering, you are dating a black hole 🕳️ sinking wealth, or simply put, bear bear bank, a bank of no withdrawal, better break up with her and use your life do better thing comes 2024. No say I know warn you, better go to ubunja and take the red pill before it's too late.

Yeah, lets start the celebration laidis

Just got back from church, went to the fridge and brought out the chicken I fried early this morning, and e dey go well with fried maintain and X1 vodka.

I will cook later abeg, make I flex small, everyday no be Christmas

akezn:
Village no dey my agenda again since my papa and mama die last year. Who I want come go village go see 😭😭😭.

Ayaah, so sorry for your loss bro, lost my mum long time ago, and lost my dad 2021, but not withstanding, I still need to visit home town, to see my uncles, Aunties and to be at same page with age grade and kindred, if you don't do this where I come from, they make things difficult for u when u want to marry and stuff

Sucre7:


Yes that's because you stole my lucky number first. I had to the the next number I love ❤

One love bro

Sucre7:


So na you collect my Sucre6 I wan use before abi? What inspired your moniker? 😁

Well well well, my name is sucre and number 6 is my lucky number 😋.

We have same moniker but different number

Emma1Oj:
pls become our papi water.

Thank you for you offer, but I will humbly decline this big offer, maybe he next commenter go like am 😂

papi Wata nko,?

Nollywood dey try, but dey still far way behind

Well will you look at that, butter me up and call me a cheese cake, it's FTC on Christmas eve. Big things coming.

Seun make I drop. aza to redeem my FTC bonus nah ?

iramure:
Wetin concern god with anybody's prayer. Him don answer his own?

Stop clowning, before thunder go strike you twice

We judge by outside appearance, but God don't, he judge by what goes on inside our heart

Freshtruth:
Na by force marriage see their 2 do face like wetin done sour

Very childish and insensitive comment

jeff1607:



When will nairaland mods start banning such insensitive comments?

I noticed the kids dominates better part of nairaland, reason I don't reply to mentions most times

I was in your position until 3 years ago, I hit the gym and boom, am a new man now

iswallker:
This one na ya backyard farm no be real farm....

And looking very untidy

U call a farm untidy, them dey sweep farm for una village ni?

Ahnii:
Harvested this bunch of Bananas from my farm this morning,it's an hybrid specie it could be fried as plantain and could also be eaten as Bananas.

I had to bring this one down because another bunch had fallen and has bn judiciously eaten by my goats,I still have few more left to harvest.

The only mama on nairaland that slays with sense

I gbadu u jaree

Kings dine on a clean dish not left overs, it's a big no✌️😎

tellwisdom:


Your papa age

Very good then

My dad is late, you are next.
Get your affairs in order, you are going real soon, tell my dad that I love and miss him when u see him at the great beyond.