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Offpoint1:
Dem no go understand...

That group be like my padi dem 😂

My pop and closest friend died same month... Omo if you see our comments you go laugh tire.

Werey talk sey him papa born 6 children, calculate the money e go take train dem, dey think shock am e rush die make dem go sort themselves 😂 🤣

Chai 😂

Dzzzz:
.Lol..I still Dey let am know time to time say my papa na landlord for heaven and him papa be our tenant..

Those mumu you see so are the realest people in our lives 😂

Reggzy:
those your friends ehn

I get u sha cause i gat friends like that too

I dey tell u 😂😂😂

Dzzzz:
Ekene fit done insult one of them papa too..My friend wey tell me say”I done finally use my papa for ritual” when he’s own dad died“ na small thing e wan cry for my hand..

When I lost my dad, one of my friend come dey mock me say, wetin we gain now way we kill our father way dey chest billings for us? 😂😂😂😂😂

sylve11:
These are annoying messages.

You can't get it if you are a woman, and if u are a man, u have never been with real people

Newlymarried:
These ones are not friends 😂

That's his realest friends, that how we make each other happy, we troll and curse each other and it ends there, when I lost my dad, my friends that traveled with me all the way from Abuja to the village, after burying my dad, they burst out laugh and making jokes about the shoe they wore my dad while laying him to rest, they said we for kuku wear am slippers instead, one of my friends get mind tell me say e sure for am Say the shoe self go senior me 😂😂😂😂😂😂. One come say my father come dey calm like say no be him the force them read book instead of play anytime they come visit me when we small, said he come dey dare am to stand up if him get mind 😅😅😅😅😅, my mumu friends, I love them like that😅😂

It's just brotherhood thingy, that's how we roll

No matter how I joke and play reach, if I reach this kind place I will respect myself and pocket my phone, omo, I dey imagine my phone falling inside here all the time, ahh God abeg oh 😂

CoronaVirusPro:
You can’t just judge!

He might have been directed by God.

U don go smoke shit abi? 🙄🙄

2elliot:
Na true talk. Even though sey I love the Igbos, I no fit marry them as an Ijaw man wey I be. Na high maintenance them be. Though, like you said, they don't hide how they feel about you. If them no like you, dem go tell you, but if you mumu wan still push your luck, dem go help you finish that money wey dey give you mine.
One aspect I love Igbo girls dem be sey if them put mine for you, dem go love you die and still make you hustle and make money, unlike my Ijaw girls wey no dey fit ever make their men hustle. Their own na to chop and born, if you go broke, dem go just pack load go their papa house.

U just summarised the whole thing, true 💯

bdon123:
I use dem n dey do better job than any pedicure saloon

🙄🙄🙄🙄

Redemption1:
i paid school fees yesterday but wasn't allowed to register course, was told it was already closed, I don't know if I've lost the admission

Just keep your receipt, they will eventually open the portal again for late registration before exams proper

I still don't understand why I should keep my legs and allow one mallam to cut my finger nails with some sharp object that I don't know where it's coming from? Hell no
I rather use nail cutter or a razor and have my nails done myself, have never use their service one day and would never, still looks ridiculous to me anytime I see someone getting their nails done this way 🤦

Redemption1:
unilag doesn't do acceptance fee but I've done clearance, paid faculty and departmental fees and I've done the registration, it's only school fees that I haven't paid for and without school fees I won't be able to register course and get matric number

Without matric number it's a waste of time writing the exams because it won't be recorded, it will be thrown out, in my alumni that year u might not be allowed to even enter the exam hall without your duly signed course form

Redemption1:
I'll pay before next semester, my issue is I don't know if it'll still be a student, I just got this admission

Have u paid for acceptance fee, school fees and have gotten matric no?

Whether you register. Course or not, if you write any exams it's been recorded but the points won't be allocated to you, it's will not be uploaded on your profile untill you make necessary payment, it will just be with the exams and record but they won't upload it until you pay, although you can go to exams and record and check your result after exams, but you self try pay before next semester go start so you won't complicate issues for yourself, the earlier the better

Bookhub:
Na still marketing strategy,people like her will want to patronize malmart,business will do anything to sell these days economy no smile worldwide.

You are wise 🤝

There you have it, this is how Nigeria appropriated budget is being spent, lavishly on enjoyment and benefit the big men, after when money don finish, they will face we the common Nigeria then, they will ask us to be patience with tinubu, and that Tinubu is working to make Nigeria great, by insha Allah and by Gods grace 😂

ORDINARY PRESIDENT HAVE DONE GOOD TO POOR ND VULNERABLE NIGERIANS WHAT AKPABIO CANT ACHIEVE IN THE NEXT 300 YEARS, IF THEY TRULY SUMMONED HIM NAH ANOTHER END SARS PROTEST GO START BE THAT,

Who let out the pineapple under the sea?? Spongebob square pant 😁😁

Good man, congratulations

D00msDay:
Wat do u want civil servants to do? Na politicians them abi? Abi na all of them be Agbadorians?

I wonder oh

She no be person husband she marry? 😂😂😂

membranus:
You try.

But lie small small next time.

Small minds only think and does little things, they quiver, put their tails between their legs and run like cowards when faced with problem, that's where u belong my friend, unfortunately I face my problems head-on, with zero apology

AguluLiar:
Fabricated story!

For this life we have those that make things happen. I belong to this group
-people that watch things happen
And weaklings where you belong. So am ain't surprise if the incident sound fabricated to you 😎

Some reverend fathers see themselves as demi-gods, especially those in the East, I was told of one over-pampered and worshiped reverend father that was asking people to knell down and he would flog them once you come to the church late, my father was telling me about this and I thought it was just a joke until I traveled to the village and we went to service together, it was 4am and my dad was already panicking and waking everyone up to bath and get ready as the service states by 6am

We all got ready before 5:30 since the church wasn't far from our house, but unfortunately my car battery was very low and we had to remove the battery and jump start it with another car before it moved, we got to the church by 6:25 and the Reverend father had locked the church entrance and people were knelling down and waiting for him to come and flog them and to allow them enter, I was parked and came down, strolled to the church entrance and I was flabbergasted with what I saw, people fathers and mothers with white hair knelling down, I was provoked, and I also saw youths there and none could say anything, I waited patiently until he came out with long koboko, I tell my dad that if this man flogs any one here I was going to punch him, my dad knew I don't bluff and he started begging me, my mum was urging me on to please punch him.😂😂😂😂


He came out and started flogging people 4 lashes before you are allowed to enter, I walked straight to him and started making videos, I told him that I was going to post the video and report his conduct, he ordered the mass servants to collect my phone from me, me way they secretly look for a way to fight since, I been dey gym everyday I didn't know I was preparing for this battle all my life 😂😂😂😂.


They came with force and I punched the guy straight on his nose and he fell down straight, the second one rushed me, and I picked him up and dropped him on the ground like a bag of rubbish, he stood up and ran away, to my surprise everyone was cheering me on instead of try to stop the fight, including my mom 😂😂😂😂😂.

The next thing I heard on my back was tawai, I looked back and it was the revered father, he had flogged me with his koboko, omo, I just held him his hands, collected the koboko, and started flogging the werey like mad, I made sure I started from this head, before police came in to separate the fight, him head don get plenty gallops of injury 😂😂😂😂, the most annoying thing is that he's just a young priest, not more than 28 years old, I dealt with the idiot to my satisfaction, jump inside the car with my family and drove home, my mum was just healing me as we drove home after making statement at the police 😂😂😂

That was it, my parent later told me after I had done back to Abuja that the our community igwe reported him to the convent and they never went back to the church the next Sunday, the removed him and suspended him, and brought another Reverend come and see jubilation 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

ZombieDredd:
for your head
go eat eba

Eba when him never warm?

Make him go warm eba 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I will mix all together

Gemineye:
I've been asking her the bolded info. She said no one has collected her phone in a long time to even make something as simple as a call..

She should just relax and do a total reflection of thought she go remember

That's not a random hacker, someone actually held her phone and mirrored all her passwords saved on her google chrome, reason why same person tries to gain access into her other accounts, she should change all her passwords and enable two factor authentication, and log out on all device