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CaringDad:
Lolz.They came straight to ur door step when they alighted from my old modern Volkswagen na .I saw then.
The question I should be asking u is,did u take them out after I had left ? I guess you're trying to deny they did not visit u abi ? You lied o.

(Check ur box)

My box, really? Are there chocolates there?

CaringDad:
See question o.You should at least should have decipher what that means na.
Aunty sugar,my children are missing you o.
They have all recovered from the purgaritor u gave them.

U might want to ask ur kids to tell u where they really went to
Pls take this seriously

Davedgr8:
ur brain cells must be dead then..

Clearly u want attention
But this is the last u'll read from me

CaringDad:
I don't mind engaging in conversation in the toilet with u as I simply will not be thinking south the way you're right now . So,engaging in conversation with u in the toilet is nothing odd to me.Why is it called restroom in the first place ? Lolz
I don't even have guest room !

Why do u keep thinking i'm thinking south?
What does that even mean, lol

Davedgr8:
U knw try o.. u gv d oda dude wey ask 4ur whatsapp control smack down.. con codedly gv boss caringdad ur control.. Ehya, I Pity 4 dt guy sha.. after u don gv am small hope.. lol

I'm sure there's a mix up somewhere
I don't know what u're talking about

CaringDad:
Lolz.Was it only toilet u read up there ? You saw many options,why then were u bothered & corncerned about it particularly ? You should as well had ignored the option na.
Ur mind is still going south here !
Naughty you

Its simple... Toilet is the odd one out
Its not out of place to talk in the kitchen or guest room, but the toilet? Lol

CaringDad:
Spoilt pikin ! Ur mind don go Buhari's "other room " abi ? That's not what I meant in any way.
Guest room ? Living room ? Toilet ? Kitchen ? Just name it .I really don't mind .
The most important thing is, we got discussion in " other room "

Ah-ahn! I said guest room o

Meanwhile, why should we have a conversation in the toilet?
Just wondering...

jumpampass:
with that, I can make you wet instantly.

Yea cos his water can easily splash on me

Oh...wait! U're a car washer?

CaringDad:
Splendid & "sugarish" .
Got gist with u,but that should be other time & probably in "other room ".

Lol...u mean the guest room?

CaringDad:
I guess from their closest aunty !
Alright then.
How was ur day dear ?

Could be better
Urs?

NicoBaba:
hi my princess...aw was ur day today, hope u didn't stress ur sef

Not like I could help it
I'm ok though
How are u?

IPOBrep:
the season of lazy assholes looking to reap where they did not sow

They are anything but lazy

CaringDad:
Sugar ! Sugar !! Sugar !!! How many times did I call u ?!
You have killed my children for me ! Ever since they came back from ur house,they have being purging profusely !! Running in & out of the toilet now & then !!
Which food did u serve them ??
Aunt sugar,has killed me ! One even complained of the excessive pepper in ur food ! He simply can't stop drinking water .His stomach self has even taken another shape .lolz.
I even talked about us visiting u again next time,they were behind my back then,on turning back,I could not find them again ! How they left remains a mystery to me.Oh ! I guess,the fear of aunt sugar's house is the beginning of wisdom !


I don't mind then .You know,I can't tell u my Facebook username here,it's too public , .Too many monitoring spirit in nairaland for my liking .
I suppose the mail linked to ur account is active,if so,then,I will tell u through mail.

Ur kids can lie for Africa
I wonder who they are learning from


Yea...mail is active

NicoBaba:
loyalty n patience ....good morning to my princess Sugar97...

Good morning honey
Did u sleep well?

CaringDad:
Like,seriously ? ..and you're good at savagery ! I just hope I'm spared .lolz
I thing I love imaginary writing .A writing that could just depict a situation & that makes it sound so real.My Facebook page could attest to that .Precisely, My lovely Diary where I pour out my emotions & little creativity in fictions.Picture posting don't cut it for me o.
Don't worry,My kids & I is coming over to ur place where u will tell them who will actually win the big ring fight between you & mayweather .
They are really on my neck !
We are on our way self....

Lol
What did they tell u when u got to my place?

And I'd love to read ur stories

Hope u haven't written about an imaginary fight between me and someone who thinks he's retired...

CaringDad:
Oh ! Too late dear .I told them everything & how u came out victorious .I even told them of ur scheduled ring fight with mayweather next month ! They were like;"daddy buy ticket ,buy ticket for us for the match !" .
I later explained to them that I can't. "Why ?" they asked.I told them somebody will surely die that day ,therefore,& I don't want to witness that o . .They became inquisitive, like who exactly ? I told them to go and ask aunt sugar .She's d only one that got an answer to that.
Good morning dear .

Lol...so very funny

U're good with story telling o, even imaginary ones
U should tell me more
Good morning

[quote author=zubino post=61271577][/quote]Haaa...all this one u're saying

Wasn't my intention to finish anybody o

CaringDad:
An E-warrior engaged u in a brawl and u told him God bless u & left abi ? U see ur life .
You fought him doggedly & I was the referee.
So,I will tell them everything that aunt Sugar did today .
Nice to have u ,Sugar ( these name need probing o),probably next time we talk better .
Good night & lovely dreams.

Thanks
Good night


P.S. Pls spare the kids the brawl gist, they don't need it

zinizta:
ignore The dumbas$. He Needs To constantly Put People Down To Feel A Lot Better About Himself

Thanks jare
No one else seems to notice what he did

CaringDad:
Lolz.So she said o.They even asked me to extend their greetings to their beloved aunt,sugar .
I told them she is busy engaging in E-war for now,probably when she is done & her temper had calmed down,she will be willing to listen to anyone .
Sugar,u don't want to tell me ur real name abi ?

Lol...I'm not engaging in any E-war

An E-warrior looked for my trouble, that's all

CaringDad:
You can't take part in active conversation in a thread without being registered.Anyway,nice to meet u.Vic.......and you ?

I'm Sugar
Ur kid(s) must be lucky to have u

CaringDad:
Yea,we all witnessed it dear .I was really impressed by the way u replied him.He even had no option than to give in .Many insecure cyberbullies ( keyboard warriors) in nairaland thinking they could intimidate everybody .
He actually got more than he asked for !lolz.
Are you a newbie or an alternate monicker ?

Neither
Got tired of the restrictions such as not being able to comment, so I decided to register

CaringDad:
These babe get mouth ehn.....lmao.
You don "suicidal" that guy !!
Bar man.......! Show....give these babe a roast frog & fried pig with white zobo!!
No need to thank me dear,what are friends for.

Really?
And why's no one talking about what he did
He harrased me for crying out loud

NicoBaba:
now m sad n heartbroken.. but I have like 7strands n dey r doing well

when did u grow those 7 strands?
Thought ur chin was "as smooth as a baby's butt"

NicoBaba:
yeah baby, my chin is smooth like a baby's butt yeah baby, my chin is smooth like a baby's butt

That's just as bad!
I like beards... cute beards

NicoBaba:
my dream .... I and Sugar97....

Awwwwwnn...
Just make sure u don't have a jungle on ur face honey

Man2utd:
Hmmm, omo this babe na murderer...

Ah-ahhnn...don't be like this

I was on my own o, he came to disturb me

Dear lord, I'm terrified already!
The men who should defend and protect us are no longer willing to do so

dilini:
He should posses other vitals except the financial aspect of it. You know what I mean shey?

Lol...I don't

RETIREDMUMU:
let me ignore this daughter of a thousand sperm, it like we r in menstruation period when they get moody............

Ignore?
Thought u were the chairman of E-warriors

RETIREDMUMU:
it like the monthly period wey u dey do dey burst ur brain


u ever check person signature b4 u strike

So u can do E-war but u don't have E-sense
Smh

RETIREDMUMU:
it better to say ur mind than to waste a space right here, u don't know who get something better to type over here.



by the way u r still a freshoo here

Lol...I should have known, the name...

Are u sure u're actually retired? Check again