"My friend" everywhere in this story. Gave me headaches

Vinnie2000:




Really? U have not seen?

Some Artisans e.g Carpenters, Painters, electricians, Bricklayers, etc are so skilled and do perfect Jobs
BUT
Lifestyle wise, May be very BAD! they could Smoke, Bang any kind Pussy, take Tramadol, Rophynol, etc..

Will you be fine keeping such a person on a permanent payroll?

Dat's the question!

Being skilled and being efficient are quite different if you ask me. You can be very skilled but lack consistency and dependability (which can be expected of someone who is morally bankrupt).

That said, we probably have very different meanings of morally bankruptcy

I will not continue to keep an employee whom I perceive to be morally bankrupt.

I'm really struggling to see how a person can be morally bankrupt and still be efficient. If you're morally bankrupt, what's to keep you efficient at or commited to anything?

27th December

You were having sex 3 times a week with someone who is not your wife ? And you're complaining that it has reduced to once a week

Hmmm...she said you should force her but not rape her . What's the definition of 'rape' again?

BlackHummer:
Oga, try dey baf abeg

Huh...this had nothing to do with bathing na

Pele o. You're probably just too possessive. Does it only happen with girls? What of other personal property?

Smartb0y:
dont get all emotional on me

In your dreams

Smartb0y:
its obvious you're still in your prime thats why your mouth is still sharp

Please rest abeg.

Zero sense of humour . As if I'm the reason why all the girls you meet are only after your money. Mtcheew

Favfables:


1. No o.... Na waec
2. It may be so to you, but not to many other girls out there
3. So no other part of you dey ba??
4. His broad shoulders is due to his genetic composition or due to physical activities

Lol. How the broad shoulders were formed is not my 'consign' Let it be useful that's my own . Abi is it paining him

Smartb0y:
come and say this same bs when you're 40

This one wants to use age to threaten me

Vinnie2000:





Talk about your Goals, likes, dislikes, aspirations,etc..
A real guy will be so wowed about ur Goals and will contribute some Cash to it, even without u asking!
However
Don't forget to Bless him with some Good Punny afterwards..

Laishe job interview

Telling him my problems ≠ asking for money

My problems are a part of me and he should be ready to listen to them.
Abi what are his broad shoulders for?

The real question is why would I want to use my partner's toothbrush? To prove what point?

Okay...what should we tell them instead?

UDUJ:


Don't be daft and silly. I explained earlier that I used that statement as a funny way to imply I graduated ages ago. Damn.

Many Nigerians take things mostly literally. They don't understand hyperbole or sarcasm. Smh

Skillsnigeria:


Maybe, because of the way I said it. That doesn't mean am abusing salary earners o. Only a wise person will understand what am saying

Yes, a wise person will understand that it was a stupid thing to say

Skillsnigeria:


Yes I know. Have been doing my own business since 2006, is only unproductive set of people that like salary work

You're not bright

It's in the constitution dear

Issues2:

Just give it a tryer but must of time d result is always negative cuz neighbors don't like to help for job in there working place cuz of security reasons a ma was sack bcuz his neighbor he helped to secure a job report him at working place for symphony company money

Iru oyibo wo leleyi?

MrMcJay:
Very simple solution.

1 Go to Oyingbo market and buy a big bag of unpeeled Egusi.

2 When next they come to your house, put off the TV, say something like 'Aunty Chizoba and Uncle Pius, when you finish eating, help me peel small egusi".

3 Use paint rubber and pack a heavy heap of egusi in front of them let them peel.

Sit back, relax and see what God will do.

Lmao. This is the funniest response on this thread so far

You forgot what you used on the CV? So your actual experience is one thing while what was on the CV is another. Seriously, would you hire yourself if you were the employer?

Kfed4ril:


Lol
I have a drone, but no beards

Awwwn... We can manage until u grow them

dinachi:

Useless Lesbian shegoat keep being a parasite, asshole!

Lol. Your frustration is palpable. All i feel for u now is pity even though u don't deserve it.

BitcoinGrandpa:


I actually have both. But my drone is for work. Not romance.

That's okay

KomonSense:


I have beards ooo and PS4

Lol. But I really don't know what to do with a PS4. Just goan get a drone dear