amywonda:
I have both but cant find u dancing

Thanks jare for finding the humour in it. Some people just can't see it

dinachi:

Yeah for you parasites, it has to be about material things again!

You will be a parasite. Rubbish!
Everything has to be a fight to u. Nonsense, I'm not responsible for ur poor sense of humour.

Administration1:

I got drones and beards, but that's not what you want, it's money you want. So stick to your banker boyfriend

You're wrong dear. I want beard and drones and dinner and flowers and...money

blacq2009:

This could be us. But you never got quarantined nor climbed a roof top. Hiss. :'

Yen yen yen

joshboo:


I have both love

Awwwn... Oya time to send ur drone with a note

Kampack:


And you wouldn't appreciate a bouquet of roses, but would rather I wired you the monetary equivalent - in addition to your T-fare, and of course some money for recharge cards!

LMAO. Chill, let's talk about a bouquet of roses when you have a drone and a beard

This could be us but you neither have a beard nor a drone. Sigh...

Lol. What u call Alpha is just unnecessary pride. I'd understand if she didn't offer her number, but she did! Trust me, no one wants to be with someone who's full of himself.

All that faux advice u get from the miseducator will not be the end of y'all. Amen.

Tasteless architecture, ugliness extraordinaire smh

It's bad manners to fart around anyone, please

franchasng:
That is it.


Nigerians have bad work ethics and that's why most Nigerian firms don't outlive their founders; workers are lazy, looking for high pay with sexy work, and the people called managers and supervisors are only interested in stealing company funds directly, indirectly and through company vendors and contracts.....everybody in Nigeria is working to steal from the company, they never bother to help the company grow so they can remain in job...they are selfish and care only about what they can get from the employer to become overnight big boys and big girls flaunting luxury life online.



Honestly for Nigeria to grow, we need to change a whole lot of things, from our mentality about making money fast to our general work ethics of looking for sexy jobs where we will only be pressing computer and be receiving big pays.


When they see their friends and relatives return from Europe, America, Asia, etc, they feel they are plucking money, some feel they all wore ties and working in big companies abroad where they are pressing computer and be receiving huge pays, but if those relatives abroad tell them the amount of energy they put in abroad or how rugged their work is down there, most won't even accept monetary gifts from them out of pity.


We need a lot of change in Nigeria to get things working as a people

Lol. But what do you have against pressing computers?? You've said it like 1 million times

New level unlocked. Wow

Thought you were married??

Riqueleme:
PEN SKETCH OF SADE ADU
Helen Folasade Adu,  (Yoruba: Fọláṣadé Adú known professionally as Sade Adu or simply Sade , is a British Nigeriansinger, songwriter, and actress, known as the lead singer of her eponymous band.
*smooth operator
*sweetest taboo
*jezebel
Listening to these tracks do give me good reminisce....

Coman do a sketch of me plsss

I can't relate

chloride6:


Because the guy don see tammy and Mason na

Goan update ur diary

DesChyko:
Quite unsure about this one. Looks like I missed something

P(Group 1, Judo) should be 11/70. That's the only thing i think u missed

7 years
That's more like a divorce

She should have had sex with you without condom?
Abi what are u saying?

Ginalex:
it is. Trust me. Except there's a new review that I'm not aware of.

I guess it's a recent review then. That's not what's on the offer letter

Ginalex:
the process sef na war... Power point presentation to the board and everything on top 80k pay

It's not 80k o

Eberex:



This one too may have loved it in private.

How would you know he would propose if you want it in private? Will you tell him to repeat it in private?

You're right sha, I can't tell him how to do it. But I hope it is private. I'll just run away if he does it publicly like this

Eberex:


We'd definitely be seeing yours too shey?

Not really, I prefer something more private

Eberex:


I call it "planned-reflex"

Lol. Nobody cares about the adjective though, reflex is reflex

Eberex:
Why do girls put their hands in their mouth after the guys pop up the questions?

It's reflex

kaze4blues:
December 21

You should have waited 6 more days

KingLennon:

Women are always thinking that way. Its their own pattern...

Why are you now generalizing

KingLennon:

That guy fall hand no be small. No be like say she be Kiki osibanjo o

Lol. But what if he needed her help? Like maybe he wasn't going to toast her

imitateMe:

Hello ma

Lol
I didn't even see that one

Ginalex:
the process sef na war... Power point lresentation to the board and everything on top 80k pay

80k?! Are you kidding me?

Beard!

He even said "Good day Ma"