4nobody4every1:
l am hiding in Planet Jupiter, lived in Europe for a while, Asia briefly, the Americas and now hiding in planet Jupiter where l visit planet earth with my Aliens & humanoid celestial beings to live among terrestrial beings and our duty is to flog corruption, thieves, looters, criminals away from African nations starting with Nigeria and we elected you to be a prophet before but it seems you are now engaged in mundane activities, we are giving you till December 2016 to go all over Africa with the message of redemption or else we shall send our friends from Markab / Alpha Pegasus to hunt you all over England and force you to start the message of the kingdom.

l am sent to troll you on Nairaland before we pick you from UK, and lastly, my habitation is not of this world but l live with humans but my SPIRIT is with my FATHER who lives and sits on the EVERLASTING THRONE AND HIS KINGDOM RULES OVER ALL THE AFFAIRS OF MEN

Rilwayne001:
Cannabis or UGWU, why are you lying against the guy now

Our Eastern brethren exports UGWU and not cannabis or drugs or whatever.

4nobody4every1:
Dust to dust, Dayuuuuuum

OnichaIgbo:


Descendant of fallen an.gel aka afonja.

Rilwayne001:


You sabi her

modsmustdie:

It is afonajas/yorubas support to the hausa/fulanis that tied the hand of the Igbos....

The truth is the yorubas are happy whenever hausa/fulanis kill Igbos. ..

The diabolical yorubas are only looking for an opportunity to join the hausa/fulanis to kill Igbos

EVIL Yorubas are always looking an opportunity to prove to the hausa/fulanis how obedient they are...

The evil yorubas showed their loyalty to hausa/fulanis recently through ousting GEJ and constantly attacking any Igbos interest...

Yorubas you are the coward who constantly hide under hausa/fulanis to taunt Igbos

modsmustdie:

It is afonajas/yorubas support to the hausa/fulanis that tied the hand of the Igbos....

davidif:


Guy i am a little surprised that naija get talented people like this but you hardly ever hear of them.

wristbangle:


This is serious. Well let's see how it goes.

wristbangle:


I read something similar on CNN news and I just don't know what to say. Btw, which war sef? ISIL or what gan?

KingEbukasBlog:




Its a fascinating perspective , it has always been . Please dear sir , how about opening a thread on this whenever you've got time .

wristbangle:


With this kind of economic wizard in Trump's team, I see him making waves in US economy even though it is the strongest in the world.

wristbangle:


Woow. He must be a billionaire. Oluwa pls bless our hustle. Him no get two head oo bro. Make person they own a whole airport chai!

wristbangle:


Really?

KingEbukasBlog:


Thank you sir sukkottt . Another fellow - AngelsAndStars- has problems with the creation story . Maybe you can help him with the allegorical view of the story in case he wants to see things from a different perspective .

AngelsAndStars:
you dont have to lecture me my guy. who is sukkot again? a prophet? it is those who believe adam and eve actually existed you should coach. thanks

KingEbukasBlog:


Same thing . It can seen as an allegory . Brother sukkottt , please please can you lecture this guy on the allegorical view of Adam and Eve .

There are other literal views of the story .

KingEbukasBlog:


Good choice bro , good choice

KingEbukasBlog:


You've always admired curvy women , why the change ?

whizcartel:
That's just sick bro.

KingEbukasBlog:


Omo , I go like see the woman you go marry

KingEbukasBlog:




Ok one kweshon bro

What if she gets fat maybe after pregnancy (she will anyway ) and struggles to get back in shape in time . Wetin you go come do ? You know say pregnancy own dey natural

wristbangle: