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Food / How To Prepare 'sulabi Jollof-garri' by Sulabicontent12: 8:53am On Jun 01
My followers don't kill yourself with Garri pudding (Cassava flakes) even don't worry about Jollof-rice, try eating Garri in another way like this.

Ingredients:
*Garri
*Water
*Vegetable/groundnut oil
*Onion
*Powdered pepper
*Seasoning cubes
*Curry powder (optional)
*Crayfish

Preparation:
*Pour vegetable oil into a pot and place on a medium heat.

*Slice your onion into the vegetable oil and allow it to fry for a minute.

*Pour your Garri into the heated oil and keep stirring continuously.

*Add just a little water to the Garri(just to prevent it from being too dry).

*Sprinkle powdered pepper and seasoning cubes to your taste and stir very well

*You can add Curry powder but it is optional and it depends on your preference.

*Add your Crayfish and keep stirring while still on the fire.

*Finally, Your Sulabi jollof-Garri is ready to be served, serve with a chilled soft drink or wine and remember to send mine to me ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคญ


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Jokes Etc / Laugh With Sulabi By Reading Those Funny Jokes About He And His Girlfriend. by Sulabicontent12: 2:15pm On May 31
1. One day my girlfriend told me that I am selfish,then I asked her "Which fish did I sell Titus or Sadine?.๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฒ


2. One day my girlfriend was cooking pepper soup at the same time killing cockroaches in the kitchen,so I had to ask "Linda! are you cooking goat-meat pepper soup or a cockroach pepper soup?"๐Ÿ๐Ÿชณ


3. I need to run away๐ŸƒMy girlfriend said she is going to burst my brain,blow my mind ๐Ÿคฏ, touch my heart๐Ÿซ€ and capture my heart.๐Ÿง 
Please is she not trying to damage my internal organs?

4. I thought I was playing footsie with my girlfriend, unknowingly to me that I was placing my foot on a rat under my table.๐Ÿ€


5. On Valentine's day๐Ÿ’–, after cooking food๐Ÿฅฆ for my girlfriend, in the kitchen for 2 hours,I decided to steal the food by eating all the food in the kitchen๐Ÿœ.


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Literature / Frictional Story:partner In Crime (part 1) by Sulabicontent12: 10:35pm On May 23
Oh no! Oh no!! not again!!! was the interjective sentence Benson heard that made him run to the corridor, where he found Jim;his colleague in crime sitting on a sun lounger chair, scratching his head vigorously in a confused state of mind.

"Jim! What is really bothering you, you seem so crazy". Jim still appeared speechless,as he was severely wounded, infact blood was draining down his eyes like teardrops.

"I have been duped again! This is all an evil trick from devilish minded idiots", Jim managed to utter some words.

Benson became shocked,as his ears were immediately stroked to what Jim said.
"Ah! you are always not lucky, never a smart man you are, you have gotten into this trap far more than four times",he said angrily.

Jim became enraged and he dipped his hand into his trouser's pocket and brought a out a double barrel pistol,placed his finger on the trigger and pointed it at Benson.
"Poor man!I am ready to waste you down,if more words escapes your loose mouth".

Benson tried as much as possible to get his lips sealed but he couldn't but he planned to keep calm.
"Jim, Please! Play it cool and drop that tool down,I am like a brother to you and remind you 'The teeth of a rabbit is meant to cause no harm to the skin of it's fellow'Pardon my stubbornness", Jim said.

Jim dropped his gun on the floor,removed his hat as he coughed out blood.


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Romance / Possible Ways A Nigerian Lady Can Detect If Her Boyfriend Is Cheating On Her. by Sulabicontent12: 8:25am On May 16, 2023
As a Nigerian lady, you might find it difficult to tell if your boyfriend is cheating on you especially guys who proves to be smart by double dating but I found an article very useful for ladies to read and follow to detect if their boyfriend is actually cheating on them.
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Jokes Etc / I Encourage You All To Follow "Sulabi Contents"to Enjoy 5 Funny Memes Daily . by Sulabicontent12: 7:42am On May 11, 2023
It usually the best idea to enjoy entertainment as it is a therapy to prevent worries and depressed, enjoying entertainment can be in form of reading memes, jokes and short stories and I have decided to introduce you to the best Facebook page were you can enjoy five funniest and super interesting jokes, shorts stories and memes which is called "Sulabi Contents "you must follow the page to get updated with the latest posts everyday and also get the opportunity to win big on the question bonus.
It is a very new Facebook page but you can enjoy the benefit of been part of the first 1000 followers of the page and get the opportunity to advertise your products and services from free, simply by call/whatapp:+2348100819930.
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Jokes Etc / Video: How To Make A DIY Dancing Buttocks Puppet. by Sulabicontent12: 12:33pm On May 10, 2023
Everyone ought to understand that a puppet is a simple crafted model which you can control using your hands, there are varieties of funny and amazing puppets in the world and various ways to make them.
Clicking the video link below ๐Ÿ‘‡ would take you to a less than four minutes YouTube video on how to make a DIY Dancing Buttocks Puppet using just an handkerchief.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svwz6AfKvw4
Please don't forget to Subscribe to "Sulabi Contents YouTube channel"because I have lots of interesting DIY videos to teach you guys.
Jokes Etc / Why "Sulabi Contents" Is A New But Best Memes And Jokes Facebook Page To Follow. by Sulabicontent12: 10:40am On May 10, 2023
As the founder of Sulabi Contents Facebook page; Sultan Abiola Adejumo well known as Sulabi.I am writing to guarantee all nairaland readers of the fact that I am a talented memes and jokes writer and I have decided to create a special Facebook page which would have the capability of posting 5 very funny,rare and interesting memes and jokes each day for all Facebook users to read, laugh and comment.
To enjoy this privilege,all you need is to visit Facebook App or website, type "Sulabi Contents page" on the search bar, visit the page and click on "Follow" and don't forget to invite others because the more followers the page has the greater the fun and opportunity to earn on our questions bonus.
Earning gifts on the Facebook page can include the winning the "constant comment of the month", "Questions and riddles" and "Contests"
The first 1000 followers would be allowed to place their goods and services advert banner for free by calling+2348100819930
You can also join "Sulabi Memes and Jokes"Facebook group to get the amazing opportunity to post memes, jokes and funny short stories to the whole world.
For more information, you can send me an email to: sulabicontents@gmail.com or hereissulabi@yahoo.com or call/WhatsApp:+2348100819930.

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Culture / Video:i Surely Believe Africa Knife-proof Charm Ring Is Real After L Tested It. by Sulabicontent12: 10:10am On May 03, 2023
The video below shows how upcoming Youtuber; Sulabi posted a video of himself testing an Africa knife-proof Charm ring on his hands, after wearing it,he stabbed himself with a knife and a cutlass but those sharp weapons didn't penetrate his skin.This shows Africa charm popular called juju or voodoo
is still very useful watch video through YouTuber link below and don't forget to subscribe to Sulabi Contents YouTube channel and share video.
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Pets / I Dreamt That My Black Cat Would Make A Star Through Youtube. by Sulabicontent12: 2:30am On May 02, 2023
Upcoming YouTuber; Sultan Adejumo, who is nicknamed Sulabi or the Stupor Boss, the founder of "Sulabi Contents" YouTube channel has posted a video which he titled "I dreamt that my black cat would make me a star through YouTube". This might seems hilarious but truly the youtuber who seems to join the amazing people who loves pets and who treat them specially well has not hesitated in posting videos mostly about his black cat which he named"Blackie ".If you all are eager to watch the video, you can click the link below:
https://youtube.com/shorts/awhS005-VHU?feature=share
Apart from the video link above, there are other interesting videos posted by Sulabi on the YouTube channel with some of them mentioned below:
*My black cat trying to snatch a piece of meat from my sister.
*Sulabi having a nice time with his black cat.
*How to make a DIY Dancing Buttocks Puppet, etc.
Sulabi also plans to post more super interesting videos on Youtube channel,thereby he encourages all viewers to subscribe to the Youtube channel called: "Sulabi Contents" and share to everyone.
Literature / My True Confession Been A Man Addicted To Masturbation by Sulabicontent12: 1:06pm On Apr 29, 2023
Who am I?That is the first question I ask myself without waiting for anyone to ask me.I am many things far different from something because I have so many characters and attitudes some of which are good and rewarding and some of which are bad and questionable.one of those bad character I have is my high level of been sexually manic which lead me to become too addicted to masturbation.
Stripping myself naked alone in a room and striking my male organ repeatedly as if I was playing a guitar for a rock and roll music just because I want to get an erotic sexual feeling and sudden ejaculation with utmost pleasure.
What of the times when I had turned my pillow to a sex doll,drag it closer to myself and having carnal knowledge with it and eventually soaking the stuffed fabric with my semen.
Though clinicians consider masturbation as a normal and healthy practice but mine is unhealthy and abnormal because my addiction to masturbation has grown to the level of I been encircled in fetishism,l no longer think of having a sexual partner and my hope of marrying a woman as my bride is already dead.
I don't have a sex doll but yet I have two non-living wives lying on my bed at all times and ready to satisfy me.What are they? That should be no other objects than my pillows.
Even without the pillows I can still enjoy masturbation which I constantly practice by laying or sitting down naked and touching, pressing, rubbing and massaging my penis and scrotum.
I am beginning to feel masturbation as a spiritually detrimental practice because I seems to be under an evil spell which I am eagerly waiting for someone who would pray and give me a spiritually deliverance from this act which l find difficult to abstain from.
I also learnt that there is no casual relationship between masturbation and any form of mental disorder but how am I sure that my phycological health is not damaged or getting into risk,as long as psychology is the study of the mind and how it affects behaviors,Ii believe mine needs aa thorough medical checkup because not only when I am reading or viewing pornography, sexual fantasies or other erotic stimuli content s,even just sighting a woman's smiling face in aa magazine or when browsing through the internet gets. me sexually aroused you and prompt me to engage in this disturbing act called Masturbation.What can I do?
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