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MajorOvakporaye:
sharaaaaap!

You should retire your old pussy
This device is far more better

MajorOvakporaye:
rubbish!
rubber toto no fit be like real Toto
in fact where's unatoto?

It is70% like real toto
and I fit go raw without catching STD from girls like you

BadRadio:
pls I want one each for ilegendd, MrFeel and MJBOLT as their birthday package.

@ilegendd needs this more than anybody else. He is the horniest goat I've ever seen on this forum. He might even destroy the device with his konji

FeliciaOja:
for girls it is different if a guy resort to using artificial vag then something must be wrong either op has a very tiny tool.or he has infection he is hiding?

Small Tool Kill U Diaa.. see as the thing dey pain you. Very soon all una oloshos go run out of business. Na beg una go dey beg us to bleep una.

ThePussiologist:
lol hahahahahaha bro nothing beats. a real hairy pussy for.memwirh a sexy enticing natural aroma but this is awesome technology

Dr Pussiologist, breast technology will soon arrive.
This is the same as fvcking a girl with a flatscreen chest. Thanks for ur concern
It is a new technology

Your boyfriend has bought a vibrating artificial vagina..it sucks and feels like the real deal..
I'm sorry but he has gotten so much sex that he does not need you anymore.
So just go and buy electronic Love Machine and get busy or die crying..

For those with wild imaginations of different girls during masturbation

Just imagine the next level this device will make the whole sensation feel so real
With lubricant it's the best tight..
Bruh I stroked this device my first day like 3 times. It felt like I fvcked a virgin. So tight

I recommend this for guys to relief during this COVID period. Use this to quench your thirst before you choose to use, to use your device. So you won't have raindrops falling from your eyes this COVID period

Women have been enjoying orgasms from vibrating dildos
So I finally bought and tested a mastubator cup. That sucks and vibrates your stick just like the real pussy.

Pros
1. It feels tight and warm just like real one
2. You can fantasize as you stroke with it
You will think it's real sex. Trust me
3. No chick will use sex as eyanga for u again
4. Sex anytime you want, no dry pussy
5. No STD, and the rest
6.No pregnancy.yaaay!!!!
7. Rechargable and portable
8. Retire your hands, this badboy has taken over.

Rejoice oh men of Mgtow for thou should invest in electonic silicon pussies.
No need for women. All your Konji will be sorted out as you desire.
No more woman wahala, No more Nagging
Only vibrating..

Baloranking:


Sultan always spitting facts, I hail oga

Straight Up!!

Genesis 9:3 -
Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the Green Herb have I given you all things.

feemi:
Let the up in the smoke party begin

Psalm 141:2


May my prayer be set before you like incense (WEED SMOKE) may the lifting up of my hands be like the evening sacrifice.

Marijanena has had a very negative rep over the years.
Weed is a one of the heavenly herb used by ancient priest and priestess to lift mood and vibrations whenever they pray or meditate. From ancient egypt, Mayans, Inca tribes and many more..

Weed increases your awareness, thereby making you spiritually woke, when used to at a moderate level.

Weed makes you look at things from a different perspective. It calms down your senses

Weed makes you creative, brainstorm and think deep.

WHY DOES Devil HATE WEED
he does not want people to be enlightened, he wants them enslaved in worries and problems.

he does not want people to be creative and think outside the box. He wants puppets he can control
he wants people to not be calm, to not meditate and to not be in a good mood.

Why is a wonderful herb illegal??
Devil controls some the powerful leaders of the world.
This leaders make laws that favour Satan
This laws affect our life in so many ways

If everybody was enlightened, that will be trouble for Satan, so he forces his puppet leaders to enforce laws that will hinder our access to this heavenly herb.
How can someone be in prison just for a natural growing herb from the earth
Made by God.
GOOD NEWS
Devil's work and influence on Earth is gradually fading off. People are becoming enlightened hence the increase number of protest against the devil established governments around the world.
Weed will soon be legal all over the world.
The devil is gradually losing his battle.

Gee

tribalwarlord:
Sorry you were hurt bro !!! E pain you well well... I love paying rent when the rent is due. Unlike someone complaining because he doesn't have money for his own rent , he was evicted, his heart mutilated and he's full of hate... Once again, SORRY !! No go make money and keep chasing dirty pussy (incompleted building) where you don't pay rent, MUMU!!! Deadly STD awaits you, mtcheew !!!

E pain you..chaii
No worry continue paying rent until Landord go tell you say Better Rich person wan BUY the House.
Your girl dey pimpp you dey collect her 50k monthly dues. If you no pay. She go arrange boys to fvck you up. Ewu, you're the bitch in the relationship

She is the Landlord
You are the Tenant
You are just Renting Her Pussy For Now..
50k you paid was your Rent Fee
Soon Rent Will Increase From 50k to 100k
When you can't pay that, you get evicted
Another bomber will enter and replace you
And start Renting Her As long As He Can Pay For Rent, She (landord) will always be Happy.
Enjoy Your Rented Pussy While It Last..

Akachukwu42:
Hope u see say now them for don dey accuse am for rape

Girl Wey I smash till she comot my house Monday. I still spend on am sef.. no vex me this night oo

jorion:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. Will you kill your first born child if your God tells you to do so?

The guy na troll

You are already in the Friend zone..
So just forget it

Dr

Gracemadeit:
... John 5:39 Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me. 5:40 And ye will not come to me, that ye might have life... 2 Timothy 2:15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth. 2:16 But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness.

fvck off

yanabasee1:
Death is gruesome in it's entirety....

That's not true
Death is like sleep, you don't feel any pain
Death is exactly like the feeling you get when you're dozing off. That drowsy eyes shuting feeling is what death feels like.

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Gracemadeit:
2 Corinthians 4:1 Therefore seeing we have this ministry, as we have received mercy, we faint not; 4:2 But have renounced the hidden things of dishonesty, not walking in craftiness, nor handling the word of God deceitfully; but by manifestation of the truth commending ourselves to every man's conscience in the sight of God. 4:3 But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost: 4:4 In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them. 4:5 For we preach not ourselves, but Christ Jesus the Lord; and ourselves your servants for Jesus' sake. 4:6 For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ. 4:7 But we have this treasure in earthen vessels, that the excellency of the power may be of God, and not of us. 4:8 We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair; 4:9 Persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed; 4:10 Always bearing about in the body the dying of the Lord Jesus, that the life also of Jesus might be made manifest in our body. 4:11 For we which live are alway delivered unto death for Jesus' sake, that the life also of Jesus might be made manifest in our mortal flesh. 4:12 So then death worketh in us, but life in you. 4:13 We having the same spirit of faith, according as it is written, I believed, and therefore have I spoken; we also believe, and therefore speak; 4:14 Knowing that he which raised up the Lord Jesus shall raise up us also by Jesus, and shall present us with you. 4:15 For all things are for your sakes, that the abundant grace might through the thanksgiving of many redound to the glory of God. 4:16 For which cause we faint not; but though our outward man perish, yet the inward man is renewed day by day. 4:17 For our light affliction, which is but for a moment, worketh for us a far more exceeding and eternal weight of glory; 4:18 While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal.

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Quoting Bible will not take you to Heaven

I had some astral communication with the spirit of Kobe byrant. Gianna spirit was hard to summon. As her energy has already moved on to another spiritual realm. I saw her hiking, exploring new beautiful landscapes from different spirit realm.
Only Kobe spirit was still attached to earth plane. He said that the main reason he still attached is so he can help his wife heal.
Kobe said he truly was grateful for the tributes from around the world during his death but also said we should not forget the other families that died with him.
I asked him about the crash, he said at first it was unexpected there was no sign of fault but when the helicopter entered fog cloud the pilot lost his direction and that the pilot told them not to worry but few mins they could sense this was great danger, pilot lost control they nosedived and crashed.
He said he held Gianni on his lap and his last words were hold on baby I gotchu
He said before his death he felt he had really accomplished his purpose in life and has accepted his death but he says his spirit is trying to console his wife.
He told me that his wife has been going thru a lot and that is his only reason he still attached to earth. Is to watch over his family. I asked him about gianni, he laughs that it was her contract to die together with her as the were very close in their previous life. He explained that if only him died that day, Gianni would have been mentally scared for the rest of her life without him. So it was under Divine contract that both should die together. They couldn't be separated in this life. So both had to go together
He said she is not so attached to earth unlike him but she is an adventurous spirit and she is having much fun exploring the spirit realms.

The deer fire

ellapius:
preacher so u know there is a God right... ewu if u don't have to believe in any religion then why accept the heaven that the religion preaches. you are just a fool wanting to get traffic with ur bed room thoughts put into writing. how do u explain the existence of heaven when u don't believe in the religion that preach it.. brain dead fellow

Mad Woman 4 Life!!!
This your picture fine oo,
True Daughter of Her Father..

ellapius:
more pointless talks u stay in ur room calculating percentage of what u don't know ....LMAO u are sick dint forget insanity makes one think every other person is mad .....if u have head think cos u are getting worst by minutes every of ur reply shows u mad.. Mr mathematics teacher

I heard your mum slept with a mad man
U sound like your real father.. the one that picks trash along the road

ZINIBANKS:
Oshey sultanofabia God don show you abi

He showed it to you but you're still spiritually blind to see the truth.
The time will come when your eyes will open and your spiritual blindness will be gone .