Sergio Ramos has branded Real Madrid team-mate Cristiano Ronaldo as "virtually indispensable" following the forward's
hat-trick heroics in their 3-2 victory over Sevilla in Saturday's "life or death" clash at the Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan. The Portugal international scored a
quickfire double in the first half before
adding to his tally in the 68th minute,
ensuring goals from Carlos Bacca and
Iborra were not enough for Unai Emery's
men to get anything from a vital Liga showdown for both sides. Without Ronaldo's treble at the Ramon
Sanchez Pizjuan, Madrid would now be
five points adrift of Barcelona in the
Primera Division title race with three
games to go, but instead they are just
two behind Luis Enrique's men, for which Sergio Ramos is grateful to the Ballon
d'Or winner. "Cristiano is a incredibly optimistic player
who lives for goalscoring," the Spain
international told reporters. "He gets
punished by others when he doesn't. "He is virtually indispensable and
hopefully can continue his scoring streak.
We knew it would be life or death against
Sevilla, but we have got the three points
we came for." Sergio Ramos is traditionally a regular as
a centre-back in the Blancos' defence but
lately Carlo Ancelotti has decided to field
him in midfield - a position the player
says that he is still adapting to. "I'm just dedicated to taking orders and
try to give my best for the team," he
added. "Slowly I'm finding it more
comfortable in midfield. "For me, the important thing is that I'm
playing to a good standard, I don't care in
what position." Real Madrid are back in action on
Tuesday when they travel to Juventus for
the first leg of their Champions League
semi-final, hoping to defend the title they
won last season.

Real Madrid superstar Cristiano
Ronaldo entered Saturday's La
Liga clash against Sevilla one goal
behind Barcelona star Lionel Messi
for the league lead in goals this season. Ronaldo surpassed Messi's tally with two goals in a span of two minutes (36', 37') in
the first half of the match.

The 30-year-old Portuguese
headed home a cross from Isco
for the opening goal (No. 40).

He proved to be killer inside the
box seconds later, tapping home a
Javier "Chicharito" Hernandez with
his right foot (No. 41) to give his
club an early advantage in the first
half.

Ronaldo has 21 goals over his last
13 games. He has 42 goals in La
Liga and 53 in all competition.

He and Messi now each have three 40-goal seasons in La Liga. No other player has ever cracked the 40-goal threshold in a La Liga
season, per ESPN Stats and Info.


Ronaldo notched a hat trick in the 68th minute with another header. The race is on!

I decided 2 just go out nd chil out at Mr.
Biggs on
Sunday when I saw one guy with his
girlfriend
enjoying themselves. Not too long, in
front of them was the waiter with the bill which was
about
20k.
To my surprise the girl quickly opened
her purse
brought out 21k, paid and told the waiter
to
keep
the balance. After the waiter had left,
the
guy started asking her, baby why didn't u
allow me
to
take care of the bills.
It was then the girl said something that
impressed me, she actually told the guy that she's
not
after
his money that the only thing she needs
from
him is his love, care and attention. Almost immediately, I heard a voice ''cut!
cut!!
cut!!! cut!!!!! It was the director and right
behind
me was the camera man. It was then I
said to myself "Okaaaayyy" I for
fear
oooo. Na movie dem dey shoot, no
wonder !!


Bt guys ooh something of this nature don hapen 2 u e.g paying ur transport, meal, shoping, housing, schoolfes, e.t.c if yes pls share experience.

Gals can u do it?

you dont believe in trinity. dan sorry 4 u @ELVECO

fully hoping 4 d credit, isit on it way?

“Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit” (NKJV). Jesus came not only to reveal His Father to men, but to reveal the “Triune God.” The word “name” in this verse is singular, for it conveys the blessed truth that God is “one God,” yet “three Persons,” the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Because men cannot understand this, they ridicule the idea that God is a “trinity.” But Jesus declared it and faith enables us to boldly say, “I believe it!” Praise God for this awesome revelation and praise be to Him for everyone that has, by His matchless grace, come to believe it!

“I have manifested Your name to the men You gave Me out of the world; they were Yours and You gave them to Me, and they have kept Your word” (NASB). Jesus’ passion, from the manger to the cross, was to glorify His Father and to manifest His name to all who had ears to hear. Very few souls believed the message that he brought, but those that did believe became children of God and thus God became their Father. John 20:17 informs us that just before Jesus ascended to heaven He gave this message to all who had believed, “I ascend unto My Father, and your Father, and to My God, and your God.” As wonderful as it must have been for Abraham to have God reveal Himself as the “Almighty God,” and for Moses to learn that He was the great “I AM,” it is even more wonderful to know Him as “Father.” Do you know God as YOUR FATHER?
In closing, let’s consider one more verse. In Matthew 28:19 Jesus spoke these words to the eleven disciples on the Mount of Olives, “Go therefore and make disciples of....

He never had a beginning and won’t have an end. He is the great I AM! AlMIGHTY GOD: Genesis 17:1 states “And when Abram was ninety years old and nine, the LORD appeared to Abram, and said unto him, I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect.” This is the Hebrew word “El Shaddai” and it speaks of God’s ultimate power over all. He is “omnipotent!”
I would like us to consider one of His names that is most precious to everyone who has been born-again and are in the family of God. I’m speaking of the name “Father.” This name was not known to Old Testament believers, but was revealed through God’s Son, the Lord Jesus Christ. John 1:18 reads “No man hath seen God at any time; the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, He hath declared Him.” One of the main reasons the eternal Son became a Man was to declare God the Father; that is, to make Him known. Towards the end of His life the Lord Jesus prayed to the Father these amazing words in John 17:6, “I..

QUESTION:
What is the name of our
almighty God?

ANSWER:
There are MANY different
names of God in the Bible but here are
some of the better-known names:
GOD: Genesis 1:1 reads “In the beginning
God created the heavens and the earth.”
This is the Hebrew word “Elohim” and it
has reference to God’s power and might.
JEHOVAH: Genesis 2:4 declares “These
are the generations of the heavens and
of the earth when they were created, in
the day that Jehovah God made earth
and heaven” (ASV). This name speaks of
God’s nature as being “eternal.” He is the “self-existent One.”
I AM: Exodus 3:13-14 says “And Moses
said unto God, Behold, when I come unto
the children of Israel, and shall say unto
them, The God of your fathers hath sent
me unto you; and they shall say to me,
What is His name? What shall I say unto them? And God unto Moses, I AM THAT I
AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say
unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent
me unto you.” This name, like Jehovah,
refers to God’s eternal existence. ...

...We see this also in 1 Timothy
5:23 where Paul told Timothy, “No longer drink water exclusively, but use a little
wine for the sake of your stomach and
your frequent ailments.” Notice it says, “a
little wine,” for when using wine for
“frequent ailments” there is still the need
for moderation. I may add that if one is truly able to use wine in moderation, he
has the liberty to have “a little wine” on
other occasions as well, such as with a
meal. I believe Paul had this in mind
when he referred to the Christian’s liberty
in Romans 14, though in verse 21 he does state “It is good not to eat meat or
to drink wine, or to do anything by which
your brother stumbles.” We should avoid
drinking wine or doing anything that
would cause a weaker brother to
stumble.

.,.are domestic disputes brought about by
alcohol. Clearly, the person who “is
intoxicated by it is not wise.” I would also
encourage you to read Proverbs 23:29-35
which gives us a graphic description of
the devastating effects of drunkenness. Proverbs 31:4-5 says, “It is not for kings,
O Lemuel, It is not for kings to drink wine,
Or for rulers to desire strong drink, For
they will drink and forget what is decreed,
And pervert the rights of all the afflicted.”
Not only does alcohol MOCK a person and lead to BRAWLS and POVERTY, but
it causes one to be FORGETFUL and
affects their JUDGMENT. Proverbs 31:6-7 gives us an exception to
the rule, for it states, “Give strong drink to
him who is perishing, And wine to him
whose life is bitter. Let him drink and
forget his poverty And remember his
trouble no more.” Before narcotics such as morphine were used to ease the pain
and suffering of the dying, wine and
strong drink were used. So there was a
legitimate use of these for medicinal
purposes. ...

QUESTION: What does the Bible say
about drinking hard drink?

ANSWER:
Let’s consider several verses
in Proverbs from the New American
Standard Bible. The first one is Proverbs
20:1 which reads, “Wine is a mocker,
strong drink a brawler, And whoever is
intoxicated by it is not wise.” The Word of God does not mince words when it comes
to the abuse of alcoholic beverages.
Wine MOCKS a person by making them
think it will bring satisfaction when it
actually brings heartache and sorrow. It
often leads to poverty, as we see in Proverbs 21:17, “He who loves pleasure
will become a poor man; He who loves
wine and oil will not become rich.” I can
attest to the truth of this for before I was
saved I worked in a liquor store and I
witnessed hundreds of men and women who had been reduced to poverty and
unhappiness by the abuse of alcohol.
Their families also suffered as well,
which added to their misery. Strong drink
leads to brawling. Policemen have told
me that most calls that they receive are....

14. Girls don't like too flirty guys, flirting with lot of girls simply means you are not one-woman-man, remember that actions speak louder all the time.
DID I SPEAK WELL??

SEE THE TRUE FACTS ABOUT MOST
LADIES OF NOWADAYS...

1. Girls don't always know what they
want.
2. Girls are way too forgiving but don't
take advantage of it. 3. Girls hate it when boys ignore them.
4. Girls adore boys who don't only think
about sex.
5. Girls love boys with sense of humor
and romantic boys. Kiss her under the
rain and in front of your family and friends.
6. When girls say nothing is wrong, they
actually mean Everything is wrong.
7. A smile means a lot to a girl.
8. Never compare her to other women.
9. Girls love surprises and gifts especially during occasions.
A girl may expect something from her BF
but that doesn't mean she's a gold
digger.
10. Girls love to cuddle.
11. If a girl admits that she misses a guy, she really does.
12. Girls hesitate to fall in love because
they always assume they will get hurt.
Prove to your girl that you wont hurt her.
13. Be protective, but not too much. She
likes it when you care for her, but not to the point of choking her
at times.

MY sundayoche29@gmail.com

.....(2). A baby won't make him stay. If
you're doubting me, kindly ask TUFACE.
No matter how nice you are to a goat, it
will still eat your yam.
What shall it profit a girl to have all the
brazilian hairs in the whole world and still lose her boyfriend to a girl on low
cut.
Kill an American citizen and 1 million
policemen will be deployed to search for
u but kill 1 million Nigerians U will be
invited for amnesty. Don't act like you have it all, even rich
men beg for pen in the bank.
No matter how big ur house is,How
recent your car is,or how huge ur bank
account is, Our grave is stillgonna be
the same size, stay humble. No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your Face
Might Be, You Will Still Be the Food For
Worms....Set yoUr Arrogance Aside and
Remember 6 Feet. No
one lives for Ever.


Agree?

...I used my friend to set up my boyfriend to c if he'll cheat on me. Now they've sent me a wedding Invitation. WhAT AM I? A) Learner B)God sent C) Fool Most Guys will never tell a Lady "i ve a GF" when asking her out. Their National Anthem is "we had issues & we've broken up". welcome to Nigeria where the government is responsible and blamed for every damn things. if mosquito bite you, you will blame the government. No guy is single, you either snatch him from someone or share him with someone, the most important thing is to be the highest ShareHolder. I woke up today, someone somewhere just took their last breath. Thank You God for blessing me more than I deserved. 35yr old first class graduate without a job and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries' ...yoUr life is on SOS. Idiot girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years and he broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the years? (1).Sex won't make him love u (2). A baby won't make him stay. If you're doubting me,...

A guy asked u for sex and u asked,
"Do u Love me?".
What do u expect him to say or
Are U a LEARNER ?
Half naked girls are hot, while well
dressed girls are beautiful.. Hell is hot, while heaven is beautiful.
.the choice is yours.
You have been engaged to him
for more than 2 years and no wedding is
forth-coming.
Please kindly remove the ring. Is your finger a key holder? You have
slept with over 10 girls
without protection yet you go to the
barbers shops
with your personal clipper.
What are you preventing Guys always know who their hearts
belongs to,
so if you like cook chicken in diamond
sauce or do
monkey style in bed,if it's not you, it
can't be u. In America when couples go to bed
they say "Good night my love" In Britain
"Sweet dreams
darling" In Nigeria "Did u lock d Gate,
doors & windows?
You cannot say "I can't date you, I have a boyfriend" and be asking for
money frm
the guy. GTBank staffs cannot receive
salaries from UBA bank na!
My name is Funmi, I used my friend to...

I was chatting with a girl
on BBM this afternoon. This girl is beautiful o, if you see her
picture she is like mami water. She told me her parents are rich. Sake of say I don't want to fall
my hand, I told her my parents are rich
too. She asked me to snap a picture
of our house and share it to her. I was on the road then, and
thanked God I was close to a beautiful
mansion, so I snapped the house anD
shared it to her. She asked me if I was in front of the
house, I said yes! The gate opened and she
came out. Behold!!! It was their house!!!

Moral: never pretend of being what you
are not, rather be your self.

Quote: There is a you in you that makes
you a who you are.

I was chatting with a girl
on BBM this afternoon. This girl is beautiful o, if you see her
picture she is like mami water. She told me her parents are rich. Sake of say I don't want to fall
my hand, I told her my parents are rich
too.
She asked me to snap a picture
of our house and share it to her. I was on the road then, and
thanked God I was close to a beautiful
mansion, so I snapped the house and
shared it to her.
She asked me if I was in front of the
house, I said yes! The gate opened and she
came out. Behold!!! It was their house!!!

Moral: never pretend of being what you
are not, rather be your self.

Quote: There is a you in you that makes
you a you you are.
If you are happy today of being your
self, type _Thank You Lord._

WE NOW HAVE OVER 700 "OUWIIIH"

JOKE! JOKE!! JOKE!!!
OBASANJO, BABANGIDA &
GOODLUCK
were in a plane.
1. OBASANJO said: I can throw
N1000 note out & make someone happy.
2. BABANGIDA said: I can throw
two N500
note
out & make 2 people happy.
3. GOODLUCK said: I can throw five N200
notes & make 5 people happy.
4. BUHARI(PILLOT) heard them & said
to
himself: "IDIOTS" I can throw 3 of
U down & make over 150 million people
happy!!!

So who do U support among this
four?
A = OBASANJO
B = BABANGIDA
C = GOODLUCK
D = BUHARI(PILOT)

VOTE NOW!

[quote author=Amazo post=32795676]

we are having over 300 OUWIIIH in the building dat 2 much

>He who runs around looking for
scissors to cut Indomine
seasoning sachet is not hungry-Dr
Nnamdi Azikiwe(1947)

>Only a courageous woman can fry
a bunch of plantain without tasting
any-Albert Macaulay(1872)

>He who says he ate rice and stew
to school, but vomits fufu and
egwusi soap in class, must be a
magician-Wole Soyinka(1981)

LAUGH IT OUT
>He who says noting lasts 4ever has
never tried Hausa perfume-Nelson
Mandela(1973
>He who completly unwraps moimoi and
gala before eating cannot keep a secret- Abraham Lincoln(1864
>Anyone who graduates without
experiencing a strike, has never been to
Nigeria-Lord Lugard(1904
>Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything-Williams
Shakespeare(1900
>He who refuses 2 mix agege bread and
akara as a type of sandwich is a racist-
Martin Luther King jnr(1788
>Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of
murder-Michael Faraday(1899
>Drinking gari doesn't mean u're poor, but
allowing the gari 2 swell b4 drinking is
poverty-Queen Elizabeth(1893
>No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam-Goodluck Jonathan
(2013
>Anyone who reads this without laughing
is either looking for Job or needs Money
badly-Barack Obama(2015

>Anyone who reads/veiw this without adding
his own an 'OUWIIH'

MY IS SUNDAY IJIR MOSES=(SIM)