Lol funny names in short format that will
shock you, is your name among.

Gift Chioma Emeka = (G.C.E)
David Victor Denis = (DVD)
Hope Innocent Vincent = (HIV)
Love Grateful Ada = (LGA)
Nathan Tim Aboh = (NTA)
Amanda Ino Daniel Sera = (AIDS)
Nwankwo Elochi Peter Agnes= (NEPA)
Veronica Ifeoma Peter = (VIP)
Rapuruchuku Iheanyi Paul = (RIP)
Benjamin Bony Maduako = (BBM)
Mukaila Tunde Nurudeen = MTN
Deborah Sarah Tiffany Veronica (DSTV)
Bode Raji Tafa = (BRT)
Nike Emmanuela Cosmas Orlando
(NECO)
Waziri Ahmed Ebenezer Concordis
(WAEC)
Jamiu Alaba Mailaka Bakare (JAMB)
Usman Maduka Emmanuel (UME)

Oya add your own join and let's go

Olodos day nairaland ooh

what a miracle haaaa? ;Dwhat a miracle haaaa?

HOW STEPHENS BECAME HIS OWN
GRANDFATHER...
Many many years ago when Stephens
was 23years he was married to a widow
who was greatly asking him to marry her.
this widow has a grown up daughter and his father fall in love with her and they
too where married. That means that
Stephens father is his son-inlaw and his
daughter is now is mother because she is
his fathers wife. And now Stephens
became the father of a bouncing baby boy and his little baby boy a brother inlaw
to his dad and so became his uncle and
that also made him to be his brother. The
widow grown up daughter who was also
his stepmother and now his fathers wife
had a son and he became his grandchild or his daughters son. His wife is now his
mothers mother, although she is his wife
she is his grandmother too, now if his
wife is his grandmother too and his her
grandchild and as husband of his
grandmother he is his own grandfather.... .... by SIO.

[b][/b]OH MY GOD

[b][/b]

THIS ARE THE 11 SIGN TO KNOW A
MONSTER PASTOR>>>> 1. Are always right and never wrong.
2. Cannot accept criticism without
becoming defensive.
3. Are not willing to share the pulpit.
4. Do not support other ministries.
5. Overly use the personal pronoun, "I."
6. Resist accountability.
7. Feels threatened by former
pastors.
8. Surround themselves with "yes
men" rather than edifying leaders.
9. Do not entrust ministry to other
leaders.
10. Undermine programs that they
cannot control.
11. Insist that everything in the church
run through them. I tell you the truth,if your pastor are
amoung this category,you should be
very careful. Peace.

From my understanding on the
creation of the earth in the Bible, God
said everything He created was good,
but by then He has not created
WOMAN, again God created WOMAN
because He thought that Man needed help, what if man needed no help?

Now the question is.....
Does it mean WOMAN was not in the
original plan of God' creation?

pls pals i need ur ans.

Premier League
Pos Team P_W_D_L_GS_GA_+/-_Pts.
1.Chelsea_28_19_7_2_58_23_+35_64
2.Man-City_29_17_7_5_59_28_+31_58
3.Arsenal_29_17_6_6_56_30_+26_57
4.Man-United_29_16_8_5_50_26_+24_56
5.Liverpool_29_16_6_7_43_30_+13_54
6.Southampton_29_15_5_9_40_21_+19_50
7.Tottenham_29_15_5_9_46_42_+4_50
8.Stoke-City_29_12_6_11_33_35_-2_42
9.Swansea_29_11_7_11_33_38_-5_40
10.West-Ham_29_10_9_10_39_37_+2_39
11.Newcastle_29_9_8_12_32_46_-14_35
12.Crystal-P_29_8_9_12_34_40_-6_33
13.West-Brom_29_8_9_12_27_36_-9_33
14.Everton_29_7_10_12_36_41_-5_31
15.Hull-City_29_6_10_13_26_37_-11_28
16.Aston-Villa_29_7_7_15_19_3_8_-19_28
17.Sunderland_29_4_14_11_23_43_-20_26
18.Burnley_29_5_10_14_26_47_-21_25
19.Q-P-R_29_6_4_19_30_52_-22_22
20.Leicester-City_28_4_7_17_24_44_-20_19

Last Updated: Monday, March 16,


2015 Table Key Positions:
Champions League: 1, 2, 3,
Champions League qualifiers: 4,
Europa
League: 5,
Relegation: 18, 19, 20.

From my understanding on the creation of the earth in the Bible, God said everything He created was good, but by then He has not created WOMAN, again God created WOMAN because He thought that Man needed, what if man needed no help?
Now the question is.....
Does it mean WOMAN was not in the original plan of God' creation?


pls pals i need ur ans.

ADULTERY: Which State in Nigeria is most Unfaithful?


keep it rolling....

18 APRIL:
CHELSEA:loss to MAN UTD=73points
MAN UTD:win=68points
MANCITY:67points
ARSENAL:66points.

26 APRIL:
CHELSEA:loss to ARSENAL=73points
MAN UTD:win=71points
MANCITY:win=70points
ARSENAL:win=69points.

2 MAY:
CHELSEA:win=76points
MAN UTD:win=74points
ARSENAL:win=72points
MANCITY:drew with TOTTENHAM=71points.

9 MAY:
MAN UTD:win=77points
CHELSEA:loss to LIVERPOOL=76points
ARSENAL:75points
MANCITY:74points.
now is one points diff. btw. each of the club.

16 MAY:
MAN UTD:win=80points
CHELSEA:win=79points
MANCITY:win=77points
ARSENAL:loss to MAN UTD=75points.

24MAY:FINAL
MAN UTD:win=83points
CHELSEA:win=82points
MANCITY:win=80points
ARSENAL:78points.




What a SPLENDID FINESH...

if you believe it type AMEN meaning "so shall it be"
if you don't then ask me "how i get to know how it will finesh?"

CHELSEA are now six(6)points advantage over MAN CITY, seven(7)points over ARSENAL, and eight(points over MAN UNITED at the top of the Premier League Table.
With nine marches to be till 24May, CHELEA are going to loss thier oustanding marches and 3other,drew 0, and winning 6 marches, MAN CITY going to loss 1, drew 1, and winning 7 marches, ARSENAL going to loss 2, drew 0, and winning 7 marches, and MAN UNITED going to win all of her marches.
Which means the League will end up as MANCHESTER UNITED becoming the CHAMPION with total of 83points, one point over CHELSEA 82points, two points over MAN CITY 81points and five points over ARSENAL 78points.
For CLEARITY look at the break down below;
22 MARCH:
CHELSEA:win=67points
MANCITY:win=61points
ARSENAL:win=60points
MAN UTD:win=59points.

4 APRIL:
CHELSEA:win=70points
MANCITY:win=64points
MAN UTD:win=62points
ARSENAL:loss 2 LIVERPOOL=60points.

12 APRIL:
CHELSEA:win=73points
MAN UTD:win=65points
MANCITY:loss to MAN UTD=64points
ARSENAL:win=63points.

2b continue..

You want to be rich and you went to a native doctor and he told you that you will be richest man in the world if on condition that you will be MAD for full year.
You agreed and the ritual commenced immediately.
Now you have been mad for eleven months and thirty days remaining just one day and a pastor from no where saw you picking dirty close to his ministry and cast out the spirit of madness in you.

WHAT WILL YOU DO TO THE PASTOR?

You want to be rich and you went to a native doctor and he told you that you be the richest man in the world if on condition that you will be MAD for full year.
You agreed and the ritual commenced immediately.
Now you have been mad for eleven months and thirty days remaining just one day and a pastor from no where saw you picking dirty close his ministry and cast out the spirit of madness in you.

WHAT WILL YOU DO TO THE PASTOR?

drop ur comment

"[/color]e b like say this man Louis Van Gaal sure em go loss today match c wetin em say "A TOP FOUR PREMIER LEAGUE PLACE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE FA CUP" As if em go even win CHAMPION LEAGUE when he even qualify.
winning FA CUP is more important than qualify CHAMPION LEAGE and not winning it wic is going to be 2:0 loss us manchester fan.
i don't like this man again