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Sunnybobo3:
This epistle coking from a man that got only 1 vote in his polling unit. Balderdash!

am so sure ur comment was based on the topic and not content. Pathetic that ur friends in ideas will check out the topic, read your post and happily leave the tread without understanding the thunder bolt that will strike jona's camp come 2015.

natureblack:
Why is USA not included

US Ebola is white while African Ebola is other colour....

SEYIKP:
The mama decided to make use of her own spiritual aircraft, from village to lagos. When the mechanical aircraft is not no longer safe. Not knowing that their is a certain HOLY GHOST fire governing the realm of the spirit & the physical. All thanks to Holy Ghost fire that cataport the old fool from they sky. Prayer point: Every village mami,(mama) that turns to africa aircraft to torment my life, what are you still waiting for, oya fall down and die,die,die,die !!!!!!

hehehe

feldido:
Hmmm, those lines sounds familiar... Nollywood I guess

trust me....I dont do nollywood. They are words from a terrified heart.

In years to come....mayb in 200yrs. Wen the aluu's great great grand children will be wondering why natural disaster comes on Aluu in great measure. Like submerge, plague, genocide, and all kinds of uncommon catastrophy. I hope one of them stumble on my post. Things dont happen with coincidence. your fore fathers committed an abomination. You guys must ask forgiveness for the land that receive the blood of the four boys that died horribly in the hand of your fathers is super cursed. Their blood is crying vengeance!

Boys....i may not have known you...but pls dont rest until you avenge your killers.

aboyaji:
only if you know what that laptop and car symbolizes respectively. The girl with car has been settled. The car will not generete income to her. But the intelligent girl with laptop will see this opportunity as a key to read, browse , write down ideas that will fetch her millions if she works harder

oga....what happened to the word MOTIVATION...uhh?

The same jet or another one.....

29m?.......pls how much is my G Wagon...

clem305D:
Wonders will never end, can it be true that Mr Peter Obi can be asked to account for about N214Billion after all his great performance in Anambra state? Pictures later

no credible link?.....nonsense!

Op....would govt seal of your employer's office too because you are driving recklessly or probably hit sum1 on your way to work?

I fink its better to suggest solutions to the traffic than been unnecessarily extreme.

Besides, only a military govt can attempt what you are asking for.and the end can still go either way.
Pele.

Am almost sure 20m is typo....

sirculynz: Just finished readin d account of creation in d bible.........n 4rm my understanding,God said everytin he created was gud, bt by den he has nt created woman, again God created woman cos he tot man needed hlp, wot if man needed no hlp?? Now d question is.....does it mean woman was not in d original plan of God??.......pls pals I need ur ans...

is anything not in the plan of God? Everytin has been designed dear. Pls wat makes God "God" if damage control is second name?

olayincar: Na love o

the love is far from reason and truth.

you ve got an active pleasure neural that has forcibly grown in ur brain or nervous system. You might want to put it out of business very fast dear.

Hummm....karin kapo....yiye ni yeni..

G12: I fear genetic engineering, but I love biotech anyway. Very soon we may be having strange looking humans from mutation arising from genetic manipulation.

and Biotech begat genetic engineering....

Sum sectors we cant afford to screw up. Aviation is one if them. Trust me this is a disaster in the making.

Hummm.....we are in strange times .

Well ....I hope iphone 6 is not involved.

Good If this is true....but this guyz can release more than the gurls. Those girls can now be as deadly as terrorists themselves If they were not firmly managed by govt. GOD Bless Nigeria.

Something is wrong with nigerian's thought processes......and this cut across all sectors....we are always ruled by emotions and our pocket. not just this Jonathan sponsored campaign slogan. But If the campaign think tank is not brilliant with ideas.....cant oga jona say No to stupidity? Haba!!!!

As soon as money is involved. ......half of lagos will be Ebola survivor

20pounds: Nna eh! If I select one of these girls... I don hammer be that. This is better than marrying a President or Governor's daughter cos while people will be cursing you along with your politician in-law, people will be praying for you and wishing you well as you spend their money on party, PJs, champagne, designer outfits(don't forget bleaching and jerry curls) and bullsh1t, as pastor's in-law.


Nna, see hammer knocking on my door. I need to fry my hair well and put onions and Turkey oil when it is done so I can look like their father. I am already yellow and know how to twist my tongue like oyibo. I can dress well and form like say I no dey sh1t...what other qualities do I need?


Nairalanders help a brother to attain this tall goal. The Lord will bless as you do so. Happy new month!.

after all these kuru kere transformation. ....oh boy...you go look like gay ooo

Footlocker: Okay! How does this reduce the price of a range rover?

nope....G Wagon....

jumox: This pressing thing happens to at least 80% of people all over the world at least once in their lifetime. This includes atheists, and other non-christian theists. Why didnt it press them to death since they dont believe in Holy Spirit.
Again, you have not answered the question of why it has to be 'pressing'. The explanation of what actually happens lies there!
No one has come out to say that this 'incubus' approached him in sleep and he stood up fought valiantly.
It has to be that you are lying down and partly conscious.
You feel pressed because you are partly conscious but you cant move your body yet because your nerves arent ready to push you up and for that you feel being pressed down.
Its a very clear explanation but when they keep citing it as an example of spiritual attacks in churches, anyone like me now who tries to explain what it actually is will become a non believer.

Again dont get me wrong, evil spirits attack people but this pressing thing is no spiritual attack. OP was given a very aggressive biting by mosquitoes and alcohol and sleep paralysis helped put 'evil spirit' in his room.

its always very easy to analysis another person travails. ........cry me you were only being objective but not in op's shoes. Lets leave Op out of this for us to understand the real here.
If you understand the how spiritual real works...it would have be a lot easier. Every tin is about hierarchy. If you pray to what you believe in and hopefully it was a superior being your prayers will definitely be answered against a lesser spiritually entity.
So I fink am in order praying to my God wen am cornered. Its now left to God in wisdom to respond or not.
Trust me, Holy Spirit is nt only for Christians. The Spirit of God controls everything. Visible and invisible.

Things dont just happen....its always for a reason. You might be able to explain it scientifically which I do most times too but I am built to draw a line between science facts and spiritual reality. Av heard about applied science not not science in absolutes. Its shows everything around us is relative. Now this is wisdom, if their is no absolutes then dia cant be perfection. This is the reason we can have a complete paradigm shift in scientific theories. Do you think the scientific argument on SP will be the same in the next 300 years? Hell no. New fact would have emerged and computers would have been smarter to analysis at least a neuron in the brain to understand the reason behind the fluctuations in electrical impulses that leads to SP.

I can go on and on.....but just keep in mind that this is not a Nigerian thing and not all pple dat know little about spiritual tins are illiterate. God bless you.

Ishsoph: I guess the so-called " restraining power of the holy spirit" surrounds op while he surrounds himself with spirit grieving thoughts and actions(self-services, por.n viewing & heavy drinking)

sure we cant continue in sin and believe grace and mercy should abound. But my God is merciful though!

duni04: Did you read the entire article on sleep paralysis that someone posted? This thread is evidence that Nigeria is still in darkness. Wonder when we're going to open our eyes and see the light. You people were too lazy to google sleep paralysis. Someone now helped you post an entire article on it that fits the description of more than 98% of all the experiences that have been posted on this thread and still people are talking demons. Its very sad! SMH for Nigeria and Nigerians

yes sad as you may think. Am not speaking for people here neither am I talking in vain. Am a lover of science and what I do involve critical thinking. Being a simple minded is out of it. I represent reality not on mere theories from Googles on SP. Av read lot of theories on SP and Lucid dream .they are right in their own context but am not a robot that must take in what ppl says without questioning the reason behind these things. Hey, ppl are entitled to draw inferences.

Av you ever asked yourself the reason behind sudden increase in electrical activities in the brain that causes SP.

Av you ever ask why what you dream played out the next day?

Av you ever asked or interview sum1 That has experienced OBE?

Is it also a nigerian thing that during SP when you are about calling the Lord's name or an outright call the SP will vanish?

How does your type of science explain a situation wen you sleep alone and wake to find out you av bruises from whips or half part of your hair is gone.

I can go on and on with stories of paranormal all over the world from very educated pple.

Humans are not built to take things in without thorough appraisal.

I should be the one to say you should go back to Google and listen to other side of the story. Kai...nigerians don suffer.

Stories from people about sleep paralysis/spiritual attack
nianne says:
December 30, 2013 at 7:57 pmHello,It’s a very frightful feeling (Sleep Paralysis). I am too a sufferer ever since I was young. I was always so scared. In our country (Philippines), we would always assume meanings of it. Dreams of falling teeth would mean you grieving over someone soon, etc. As for the SP dreams, the scariest I ever dreamed was when I was laying down. I couldn’t move and I had dark faceless souls carry me all the way down an alley. I couldn’t talk, move, even as much as I did. I am a religious catholic. I was told if ever you have dreams like these, always say, “In the name of the LORD” or “In the name of Jesus Christ!”.I haven’t had a scary SP in a while, but just this morning. It was a short nap. I was about to sleep, then all of a sudden a woman’s voice was saying to me. “I need you, (my name)”. The voice was right next to me. It was a loud voice, take note I was home alone with 2 babies that can’t talk and they were sleeping. I tried to move and wake my self up when she said that. I just couldn’t. I could however talk in my dreams. Saw my sleeping body that couldn’t budge and I shouted as loud as I could, “In the name of the Lord”. It was so awkward, when I shouted that phrase…. I could wake myself up again. I do believe, there are souls that are trying to replace our body. Just like in the insidious movie (lol). I’m just saying, believe in faith and fight it. Everything will be fine.


aj says:April 20, 2014 at 4:08 pmI had an sp event about 2 years ago. I was trying to go to sleep when all of a sudden I can’t move or talk at all I was really scared then on the bunk bed over me (no one was sleeping there) I hear a noise I can’t explain it best I can describe it is 2 spoons hitting each other repeatedly but to this day I haven’t heard anything that can imitate the sound. After about 2 minutes of hearing this sound only able to move my eyes I finally manage to get up and leave to my living room. I stay there for 15 min and then to scared to go back to sleep I start playing Xbox till the morning

Anonymous says:November 30, 2013 at 10:39 amJust last night, I was laying down then I started feeling soo much pressure on me. I couldn’t move at all, I was screaming for my sister but I couldn’t talk. I felt a hand sliding on the left side of my ribs, then I kept screaming and trying to move. That’s when I felt these two hands pick me up and take me to my room door. It was so scary I woke up crying! I’ve had this before but never to the point where I can feel my soul going away from my body. Was it because I fought it?

M Wood says:June 3, 2013 at 7:38 pmI think this is an intriguing subject, especially since I am narcoleptic and a regular Sleep Paralysis sufferer. Though I am a Christian, I’ve never attributed any part of any occurrence of sleep paralysis to demons or otherwise. I fully understand what is going when it happens and am very much aware of my environment and that it is not spiritual influence. Mine usually happens in either the sinking in or waking stage and always involve some type of hallucination. I have the feeling of suffocation, the total body paralysis, the inability to speak or even to whisper, the agitation and fear. In fact, when it happened a couple of days ago, as I felt my body losing its strength I actually whispered “no”, trying to make it stop. My command failed of course. Recently, I’ve started experiencing the Exploding Head Syndrome. Though what I’ve read on it states that it’s harmless and painless, I have to disagree with the painless part. My EHS is like a deafening electrical arcing and I do actually feel pain in my ears, though it does stop when the noise stops. It scared me the first time I had it. I had a hallucination of being at an old drive-in theatre that had been abandoned and sat completely empty. The electrical arcing sound was actually coming from the wooden structure that the movie screen was built on and there were bright blue flashes of electricity coming out of it. I was relieved to find out that I wasn’t the only one suffering from SP and that the terrible noise happens to others also.

jumox: when you mix superstition, alcohol, mosquito and dark rooms in one night, things like these are bound to happen.
No spirit attacked you. Yes I said it.
The bites? Remember your pressing turned to a bee like stuff when you stared praying? Thats the mosquitoes feeding! Thats where the 'stings' ca,me from.
The shadow on the wall is an illusion produced from your reflection cast on the wall by your lamp and then the abnormal shape came from alcohol and the positioning of the lamp.
No demon attacked you.
Dont get me wrong, I believe in evil spirits but we Nigerians over exaggerate. Every little thing we cant understand is an 'attack'.
Unfortunately, church ministers of all denominations exploit that to either remain relevant or for financial gains.
One question again is why do these evil spirits just 'press' people rather than just stab or knock them out while they are still asleep. Why does it have to be pressing and not allowing you to shout and suddenly when you can speak they varnish. Come on! They have all the time in the world to zap you out of this world when you are sleeping.

trust me, they dont have all the time to zap us out of this world. They would have done that long time ago. Have you ever heard of The Restraining Power Of the Holy Spirit.? They always look for easy and weaker or spiritually marching target. Even wen we are down spiritually and we are overwhelmed by their activities, they wont cross lines without express approval from our own oga at the highest top. Cheers.

I believe in sleep paralysis but wen you start to see shadows running up and down in your room then its more than sleep paralysis. Science has really tried but we are not there yet. Wen will spirituality and science harmonise facts.? Thats a topic for another day.
Hey...you wia visited but it was a foolish visitation cos you were not meant to know your locus standi with God. If I were the spirit superior, the purnishment on your intruders will be best imagined. Now, with all your sinful activities you still believe you are a child of God?.....its best for them to have left you with your delusion. But wen boiz are not smart enough to think through their job funtion...this is what is messing the kingdom of darkness up. Dont worry much its some restless boiz playing around. Trust me they will still come, even with you sipping holywater and bible under the pillow. It wont stop them as long as u continue to break the protective/spiritual hedge around you. The bible says" he who breaks the hedge the serpents shall bite". Save yourself and get out of this mess you are in before you catch the attention of the big boiz. They dont seem pretty patient and direction-less like the peasants that you just had encountered with.

But remember wen all chips are down and you are cornered as a sinner.... the big boiz still run like mad since 30 AD wen they hear the name JESUS!

Pls move close to God. Cheers.

Wen will pple learn to take pictures or make videos. How do you want me to believe u in a lawful way wen both the police inspector and NSCDC can denied the situation ever happened.

Adam and eve fell for a reason. They knew God on a platter of gold. No pain no gain they say. I remembered hymnal " nearer unto thee" there is a particular line that said" ....and the angel bekon unto me: nearer my God to thee" the angels sure knew what we are missing when we are farther. Being refined is not an easy task. ......
If you must be refined. ....you will be refined. God bless you

If femi says good morning, pls double check outside with sum1 else for thorough confirmation.