₦airaland Forum

AfrokanGod:
The institution of marriage as outlived its purpose...

it's we humans that is shifting goal post.

dozzybreezy:
Let him vomit the money of innocent Nigerians he snatched from them

money na small thing na. The people he may have killed nko. He looks like someone that murders people for games.

When curse is too much.....

It's the same sympathy (tribal and religion) that got north to where it is today.

They never learn!

NwaAmaikpe:




As a university undergraduate, a friend Nasiru was narrating his sexual escapade with this girl whom I will call O because she was almost that shapeless.

O gave Nasiru all the green lights in this world.
She checked up on him in class, visited him in the hostel. She began sharing intimate stories with him and in a matter of time they were inseparable.
Only that their Union was yet to be consummated.

One day, she asked Nasiru to accompany her into town to check on her cousin who was sick.
Nasiru did and on getting to town, O's cousin was not home, they were told she had travelled back home to get better medical treatment.

Rather than come back to the hostel, O suggested that they relaxed a bit in her cousin's off-campus room.(she miraculously had a spare key)
So they did.

She said the weather was hot and took off her blouse, exposing her projectile of a brezz.
She then asked Nasiru to fan her while they gisted and she flapped her legs each time he made her laugh exposing her red and white striped pants in the process.

Well, long story short.
Nasiru ended up putting his dipstick in her oil sump.
And he admits that it was obvious the oil was already getting condemned and urgently needed a change.
He also says that she revved loud with a RPM of over 120 as he throttled.

But O began crying afterwards saying Nasiru took advantage of her. And the mumu of a boy kept begging her.
So the aim of his story was for me; NwaAmaikpe to accompany him to apologize to O.

I didn't know when I slapped him and reminded him that God forbid that a true Christian like myself will encourage my friend to become a pussyworshipper.

He left in anger and went to check on her.

Guess what?

He overheard O and her supposed sick cousin gisting about his performance.
O said she would never have talked to him again if he was 'Jew' enough not to peruse her inner cavity.
She said it worked according to plan only that he came quicker than a speed boat.

Nasiru came back to the hostel dejected, forlorn and feeling all used but NwaAmaikpe was there to make him feel even worse by laughing him to stupor.

MORAL OF THE STORY.

Never trust a woman's story.
Half of the time, it is just a plot in a well orchestrated scheme.

Even the most innocent of women is a subtle schemer. It has been so since the days of Eve, don't expect to be the one to change it.

This man's story is the reason why my people advice a man to divorce his wife if she has been raped.
Because not only may the rape story and its scenario not be true but she has recently tasted another manhood and may spend the rest of her life comparing it with yours or longing for more.

you are the best thing after the invention of bread and butter. Thumb up bro!

osuofia2:
Thunder go fire Sun News paper, imagine the nonsense coming from Sun an Eastern News Print, You guys keep Licking The dullards Shrink Balls. Kudos To Punch Newspaper for Calling a Spade a Spade. This report is errant Nonsense.
There is no better reason for keeping those retired and senile Service Chiefs than his Nepotist Mind sets. Is Sun news saying without those Men Nigeria can not Function? Shame on Sun newspaper

am sure they kept believing that he will free their oga kalu. The write-up PR stunt is laughable.

efighter:
Sanusi would be humiliated throughout this regime, that is if he survives to the end if the regime. God made Sanusi Lamido Sanusi the Emir in order to make Sanusi pay for his sins including the illegal and unconstitutional take over of Oceanic Bank, Intercontinental Bank and others.

The former bank MDs are now back on their feet running other businesses while Sanusi is being humiliated everyday. Bukola Saraki was part of the conspiracy to forceful take over the banks, he too is being humiliated everyday both by EFCC and by Kwara State governor after losing all elective positions he once controlled.

that guy destroyed careers. But he was/is worse! He fuel the first recession...I pray he gets removed eventually.

hummm..... see... when you wake up every morning. just pray that God should direct your ways to avoid the prince of hell.

Every word called cheat is associated with men....now ask for DNA...they will start to wee on pant.

What happens to the families they wiped out....the people that were jailed because they spoke against them.
The lesson is ....don't ever submit to be a victim.

doctokwus:
The Fulani hegemony agenda has come to bite the dullard-in-chief;the worst bigot that has ever led Nigeria.
How?
The bigot presidency know that once they approve Amotekun either formally by attending it's inauguration or by keeping quiet;they would have no basis to oppose the formation of other regional security outfits.
That of Southeast,SS,NC will definitely follow,even if out of sheer showmanship by the governors or not to be seen as being outdone by the SW governors.
Before you know it, regionalism becomes full fledged and regional security later state police outfits come to stay.
This is what they fear,but this is the Karma that comes when a president pursues ethnic agenda above national agenda.

I bet God was just looking at Buhari and smiling. The president sure does not understand the law of motion. Of every action their is equal and opposite reaction. His extreme ethnocentric attitude has given birth to blessing and freedom to Southwest.

This guy should just have kept quiet. The drama is going down already....why open the wound again

UyaiIncomparabl:
That boy will remain scarred with that memory for life. Such a brave father! That's the kind of man I want. Brave, fearless and courageous to shield me from the dangers of the world.

That's one reason I hate Australia. Too many snakes. I don't think killing that snake was the best idea, though. Snakes will soon go extinct if they're being killed this way. Let's save the snakes.

This is not a campaign for men. once a man is married with children, in case of danger....the basic instinct will shift from self preservation to generation preservation. the danger must pass through us first. even spiritually, the head of the house must get weakened first before you hit his family. its a natural order.

Femi Adesina Job might be on the line for his mumu talk few days ago.

juman:
No, he is not God Almighty.
Go and read about similar things in Nigerian history.

do you know how many people sanusi destroyed when he was CBN governor? How many careers he killed cos of power intoxication? Gandollar Time Will surely come too but trust me.... sanusi's own is here!

The guy was definitely possessed.

juman:
Ganduje, you have less than four years to go.
Emir position is lifelong.

within the four years....gandollar can destroy him with no remedy.

So all this religious crisis and killings does not get to them.

This too shall pass Sha!

i hope osibanjo knows this might be a banana peel for him. he should tread carefully with this money/program

I used to believe that lightening don't strike twice same place.... Now I seriously doubt that!

dia are definitely cheaper alternatives. but no one wants to do what is right.

they are always out there to make sure the cart is in front of the horse.

she is prettier with cloth on

- Avoid night journey
- Avoid over-speeding
- Be on your seat belt while driving
- Avoid overloading
- Avoid stopping on lonely roads
- Avoid taking or giving free rides to passengers
- Don’t drink and drive.
- Avoid Nigerian Police

ebuk4real:
To remember that this is the same Adeshina I religiously followed his column while still at The Sun newspaper still baffles me. He wrote as a man of strong convictions that if thrown in a pit of Lions like Daniel of the holy scriptures, he would still stand & speak for the truth. And I never missed his column.

But after APC welcomed him to the banquet table, I guess it's either he intentionally shuts down his brain or his meal was laced with memory loss.

Now I know the meaning of the saying which goes thus: Never trust an average Nigerian with power.

Forget Nija...

Pls remember Segun Adeniyi and Reuben Abati. They turn out to be the same. Adesina will never be different

the guy was hustling to defend his despotic oga.

Am sure he is scared to attack the industry that made him.

He should not be envied right now.

you cant even struggle to protect yourself during impending accident.

this one na fall hand ohh.

This is very good.

But am scared the president will not sign it for obvious reasons.

ofcourse.....him be aboki na

GeoAfrikana:
Lalasticlala, other side of the story.

Emotions and sentiments apart;

First, sincerely when I watched the video yesterday I was confused. I didn't see any persona that looked like a DSS officer. I've once had an 'encounter' with DSS officers.
They escorted the corpse of a federal icon from Abuja to our village for burial. They arrived early in the night, witnessed the burial, shot guns in the air and drove off.

It was an intimidating experience. They were so organised and gallant. Their men were heavily built and their guns were sophisticated. No one in that video is similar to the typical DSS officer in my imagination.

Secondly, the word REVOLUTION that Sowore used is enough crime against him. I'm almost certain that if someone tried a tenth of such in the US he would be corpse in less than a month. Or at least be undead in Guantanamo.

Note: I'm opened to objective counter-arguments. If you rationally, objectively and politely debate my points then I'll listen to you. I'm willing to engage in intellectual debates.

But if all you have is insults and curses then expect no response from me.

Thanks for reading.

ohh...you expect them to wear a uniform that screams DSS when the are about to play their joker's? They have premeditated what the outcome might looks like. That is why they are intelligence agency. They must not get very caught!