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quadri80: May GOD count me,u nd others among dos dat their phone will receive SMS frm Unilorin fr our course ooo via 2nd batch.........

Amen o

ooad: So to the law newbies in the house,welcome law aint hard neida is it easy,ur 100l will be ur easiest so get d best GP u can,law is an entirely new tin only some aspect of gov in cons law,for guys white shirt any color of tie black belt and balck pants with ur black shoe or sky blue shorts.for girls d same with excption of the tie a lot of gals wear sky blue or black gown nowadays,no heels jst flat shoe.law is getting tougher now courses are becoming 4unit courses d ral wahala starts 200l and with the new style of interactive lect u'll have2read a lot of things on ur own and search 4 cases lik crazy.wats else.....any questions?

Goin to join you guyz soon by God Grace

Hayurdayle: Good morning pals.
For those that are waiting for the 2nd list, it is well with our soul.

Amen by God race we gonna join odaz soon

olire: YEP, I WAS ADMITTED FOR LAW

plz wat was ur jamb and postutme score

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Samboot: seyidam, al-hassan, acecube and other, make una no worry, na we go be the next to give testimony.. Prediction @ my peeps, wen the second list go comot??

Amen o

Prinzoladimeji: Has any law aspirant being given admission...reply asap

Has any law aspirant been admmitted...?

Well i know mine is on it was...Goin for law....God is gonna do it...Congrat to does who have been offered admission.
Y'al gonna celebrate wiv us soon too

Ibrahymoba: The long awaited University of Ilorin Admission list for 2013/2014 academic session has just been released,aspirants can now log on to the university official website www.unilorin.edu.ng to check their admission status.Those admitted are advice to confirm their admission before a deadline of 3 days as from 14th September 2013.REPORTING from the cartoon network..STAY TUNED......

Mehn....i Almost believe dis sha
God wil help us o

Gbogbolet: Akpos The cleaner who has dreamt all his life
to fly a plane was hired to clean
airplanes. One day, Akpos was through with
cleaning the airplane. Just when he
was about to leave, he saw a
palmphlet on the floor titled "How to
Fly A Plane". His joy was to the fullest. He
opened
the first page and it read: 1. To start the engine
push the green
button. Which he did and the airplane engine
started. He was so anxious that he
could not wait to fly the airplane, he
turned to the second page and it
read: 2. Push the red button to move the
plane. This he did, the plane began to move. 3.
Push the white button to fly the
plane. After hours of flying he was now
ready to land, akpos
then opened the
fourth page which read: 4. To land this plane
read our next
pamphlet which will be out next year.
Thank you.
Pls Help o Akpos Still Dey fly the plan, he never
land

Chai i no fit laff o

Acecube: boss, how far na, how's the waiting going ?

Nofin much bro...
About d waitin well jst being normal here n saving my stress for wat ahead as our ogas hv said...
Wat abt u na?

Acecube: #gbam# you don talk am finish...but na omoush you go flash sha,.. wey police no go talk say na me you call last.. that's all ....tenks.


Simpli i see you... With my 10d glasses

You guyz are damn funny. Tnkx for makin me smile

OmoUSH: I was formely a foolish religious fanatic like u. Infact, this ur own is even small. Have u ever wear jumpe trouser, oversize shirt and molo to preach the so-called gospel all around town? There is nothing more ridiculous than that. Why were many really doing that? The love of the so-called god? The desire to please him and save souls? My friend, it's all debauchery. Do u knw what brought about the dark ages of Europe? Do u know how many lives religion have slaughtered throughout history? Am tellin u that the reason u are spreading ur beloved saviour's gospel is the fear of an excruciating eternal torment. Let the King James Bible who deceived mankind with an introduction to the concept of an everlasting roasting finish re-editing the bible, and then u wil c how Christianity wil fade like puff of smoke. And then, this ur delusion wil put u to lifelong regret.

That god of the Bible, if he does exists, needs to be roasted with his hell.

Hmmmm...Cnt say much, may God 4gv u n 4gv ur ignorance. One day u wil learn to knw n serve God. You realy nid thorough deliverance.
Plz my christian peepz, u guy realy nid to pray for him..he nid prayer, serious prayer.

OmoUSH: Insanity! What is all th fuss about some imbeciles calling some vulnerable religious gods Why the rant Didn't that ur Bible warned u that all things should be done moderately, and in order. people are here talking about admission heartbreak and u here spreading arrant futility. Okay...okay... If u preach this, u must go to heaven after u die. Clap for yourselves. That god must use Heaven to bribe ur effort at last. Disgusting Utter madness. I hate that. I hate that. We detest that. Damn it!

It was announced by unilorin FM yesternight that the list has been released on a different link.

sorry to ask dis are u an antichrist?

realtem: it's like when the president of a country(i think france or so) told C.H.Spurgeon not to send any more preacher into his country, spurgeon replied him with this: who are you to question God's authority we'll storm you country with preachers. if it was erimako with his sugarmummy story, you will all laugh and encourage him to keep it up but here is something more precious and all you can do is oppose it

Hmmm true talk. May God bless you brother

classicdzeko: Unilorin will not want to take aiwating result now the keep us await. For await for the list do unto them as u wants them to do unto you. We shall all make it to Better by far.(amen)

Amen my broda

[quote author=Al-hasan]Pls who is dis 'OMOBUSH' making a gibberish, insane, sagaramastagic, gobbledegook, gagastafatic, blaggastaristic comments? When it comes to commenting, u are a blithering ignoramus. U are pugnacious, belligerent, splenetic, combastic, ill-informed. U are a vagabond.[/quote]Dis serious, chai! All dis is just to qualify only one person

Gbogbolet: se o fe tu asiri mi ni? Me jst heard anoda goal nw i dnt knw d country wey score. Na livescores i dey check. So i guessed say na naija go kuku score am. Dts why I uploaded 5 0 na.... Bt u don open my secret... Ko da o

Dat is funny

erimakosamuel: Truth abt naija husbands...........there was a group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship
wit ur wife.the men were asked,how many of u luv ur wife? All the men raised their hands.they were asked ''when was d last time u
told ur wife u loved her? Some men answered today,some yestaday,majority didnt remember. The men wer then told to tak their cell
phones and send the followin text to their wife: I LOVE U SWEETHEART. Then the men were told to exchange phones so one can read
the other wife's reply to the love message. Here are some of their replies; (1) have ur impregnanted som1 again? (2) that was
then,not now (3) u wan borrow money abi ? (4) wat did u do again ? I wont forgive u dis time. (5) meaning ? (6) is dat a new song ?
(7) am i dreamin ? ( God don catch u,if u dont tell me who dis message is actually for, u wil die today!! (9) u dis man!! I asked u to
stop drinking! Ba (10) abeg na who be dis ?

funny one...u try jawe

Anytime i feel bored, i just come here n find myself laffin... Dere are too many commedians here.
May God help us.

A Big tnk u to does dat post info here. May God reward u all

Newtoon: No No No,
You gat it wrong,
Last Year,
First List was released
Tuesday, August 7th 2012 (ON JAMB SITE)
Tuesday, August 14th (ON UNILORIN WEBSITE)

2nd list was released
Tuesday, October 2nd 2012....

But for this year, Nobody knows...

I wish you all the best

All is well

illustrious: Na so, no time. I pray our names come out with the 1st list. Amen

Amen

Gbogbolet: Yea!!! Atlast admission is out o!!!! Admission into Amen kiddies nursery and primary schl. Kulende ilrn kwara state. Register ur child quickly.... Announcer (proprietor)

mehn i cnt jst stp laffin. Sum ppl are jst too funny.

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For those dat were unable to chk dier unilorin portal..Well i jst login to my portal nw wivout any disturbance...bt no news of Admission list dere...
God will do it for us.Amen

sinmisolaoluwa: ....AM NOT COMPETING WITH ANYONE,INFACT MY PRAYER IS DT GOD SHOULD FAVOUR ALL OF US...THERE WILL BE NO ISSUE AGAIN RIGHT?BUT I THINK YOU ARE NOT GETTING MY POINT,SO LET'S JST BURY EVERYTHN HERE COS I DNT LIKE TO BE MIS-UNDERSSTOOD BY PEOPLE.IT IS WELL WITH YOU BRO

well dat ur point of view actually... Even d same Word of God said in Luke18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. "...
Jst sayin dat If we put our trust in God He is goin to do wat u tink it impossible. Bt as for me n does dat bliv in God will gain admission jst wait for d list u r gonna be amazed....Even nt all wiv connection is gonna b admitted.

kolamark: una day mumu for dis place with una religious stuff o..... take ur tym o....... oya beta person tell me wats real n d latest abt unilorin........ if una talk nonsense again I go make sure I snd my online dog for una........ one blood on d sea una day mumu for dis place with una religious stuff o..... take ur tym o....... oya beta person tell me wats real n d latest abt unilorin........ if una talk nonsense again I go make sure I snd my online dog for una........ one blood on d sea

Hmmmmmm

Abass toheeb: Ash adu Haalaillaha ila Allah...washi adu ana mohammed Rosullulah..(SAW)

meanin plz?

illustrious: sunmax, na true u talk, but y u come raise d guy hope like HBP, well sha God dey

i no raise any Hope nw...i jst dey tell am d easy n surest way

Ellaberry5050: ......lwkm4h wen d guy was hopin 4 1 steady prof numba.....sha dats d wae....jus av it dat oluwa is fully involved

nah only God fit do am