₦airaland Forum

Sexytemi: I DON'T LOVE HIM.

Believe me... You still do... very....

dayosaurus: Funny thing is, my niggy had a bet with me that he would do it n call me during the action n he did. Lost 5k n babe.. though she ran away n hides from me till date..

Do I blame the girl? No...
Who do I blame?
You and your pseudochum who were betting with something so important as a gf.
Why tempt a cat with fried fish? huh?
why will you bet with your guy that he should sleep with your babe?
Infact... your case pass

You intentionally, knowingly and willingly gave her away...
Peace..

is either a hostile witness, or the legal situation of an attorney needing something stated in court so that it's part of the record. He needs the witness to explicitly state his son is 20. A lot of things in a courtroom don't count until admitted. "Why did you ask if he was dead at the autopsy?" "So it didn't get brought up later, or to prove a legal element of the case." Its part of the process of establishing basic facts in court.

Not my words..... found it online http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1yssp9/these_are_from_a_book_called_disorder_in_the/

Both!!!

Her straightforwardness.... "Baby, make love to me" No pretense... No beating about the bush
Again.... She is the only one that can do the "women on top position" conveniently...
Others always complain "it touches my womb" "it is too long"...
I mean its good for man to just relax and let another do the work for a change... but no... complaints
Distance sha... How I wish Nigeria has a good railway system...
She aint an ex per se but distance separated us...

armadeo: You aren't wrong.

Cool...

boix: so right, they even av a member representing dem in the house of assembly

Thanks...

macof: Only two Towns, which speak Yoruba as well as their native dialects
Their monarchs are even called Oba and praised with "Kabiesi"
but their history and general culture is,ijaw

That's good to know..

rattlesnake: Follow this process...WARNING DONT SKIP ANY STEP
Girl is 16 years....leave her
17 years leave her
18 years leave her
19 years leave her
20....22 years leave her
23 years...toast her....she will say NO
OK...
24 years leave her
25 years leave her
26 years...flash her...she will say " you don't even call me again"
27 years leave her
28 years...she will flash u once
29 years she will flash u three times
30 years....she will start calling u....don't pick
31 years call her ONCE she will pick...then greet her
32 years call her and say "baby will u....." She will say " marry me ?"
....GBAM
Very very easy....*thumbs up*

But wait too ... If somebody should marry her by 30 do you go look for another 16year old again?

urhoboman: Urhoboman, present#
I thought ijaw is a deltan tribe. How dem take stretch leg reach rivers?

I may be wrong but I think some ijaws are also in ondo state

macof: Ekiti, the land of hills

Ekiti from Ile-Okiti "home of hills" is a rugged and upland rocky area with most of it's rocks overlayed on each other.

Language
The Ekiti language is a unique Yoruboid language, grouped as Central Yoruba along with Igbomina, Okun, Ijesa, Ife and Ijebu
The Ekiti language however has it's own variant dialects as Moba speaks a dialect similar to Igbomina, Omuo speak that similar to Ijumu Okun, while Efon is similar to Ijesa.
Despite this the Ekiti people understand each other very well

Oriki of Ekiti Towns
AAYE EKITI: Omo eleku lele lele ona
Aaye,Eku Senu Omode Aaye o mu kete ö
ra gburin.
ADO EKITI: Omo Ado Oora Amukara
sabe ewuje, Ikara se meji i temi lukoko,
Ado mei yunle oni kobe osilo monu
AGBADO EKITI: omo owa omo ekun
omo alagbado orara, aimona gbe sinu
agbado
AISEGBA EKITI: aisegba aguda omo
apalufin omo olulu orokeiroloru lasura
omo odoja supon-na lasura
ARA EKITI: Omo alara tin dara,ara la o
mada ,awa o ni daran
ARAMOKO EKITI: omo alaramoko
l'ejidogbon agogo ude; alara m'oi pori
isa okan i ki mi ' a roko aga o, ara ara
pelu ife' jumo k'agbara ga k'ara ye wa'
k'ara san wa; Ara ulu ayo
ARAROMI-UGBESHI EKITI: omo elesi adu
ile adu oko
ARE EKITI: Omo oyi ajawa nfe
murinmurin lule
AWO EKITI: omo alagodo abeni
memu,omo oloke ijisun eru ko yu.omo
eguru sotita ona oke ijisun.
AYEDE EKITI: Ayede geri attah, osoko
ekiti soko akoko, o sakoko rigborigbo.
AYEDUN EKITI: Omo elesun a payiya
yeye
AYEGBAJU EKITI: Ayegbaju obalu odagun
lule odagun loko omo alale kemun tisan
bomi
AYEGUNLE EKITI: Omo amoro epa reni,
Omo amuda sile mogun erun pani
AYETORO EKITI: Elo ajana omo agbo o
yo erun odi, Omo owa omo ekun, edu
iju omo akin,omo ofabere gunyan ki idi
gberigbe ona ma mo. Omo oluku k'aso
ibo,omo abadin hanran hanran.
EFON-ALAYE EKITI: omo oloke ko moke
igun,oke ko malaye i tile ogun,omo edu
ule haun efon kumoye, Omo Oke Wa
Foona Oke Sora Dotaa,Eji gberekede,Eji
gbimorodun
EJIYAN EKITI - Omo Elerii njiyan kan
da’de, akun weji weji, Omo alaye more
Oko ido ale iye, Omo Elegigun iwaju ji’
tehin nrina, Omo Elegigun le ju ade kan
soso, Omo adegigun sori-eko weji weji
EMURE EKITI: Omo Elemure aoro ora,
elemure i japari usu, e i jemulolo udi re,
aarin usu ni kan mu a kelemure mi aje,
Emi lomo eso orita egiri oke, Emure
ijaloke afisu foloore
EPE EKITI: Epemuke moale omo elepe
lologun igi lasan lara oko unbo
ERINJIYAN EKITI : omo oloja odo omo
oloja odo aboyesun, omo erin adigunbo
ERINMOPE EKITI: Omo eridu'ora
omokuku be korantan i han omo han ke
bi han be i dun han Eeemope Omo
Eridu 'ora
ERIO EKITI: Èdú Èrìò ọmọ agbe mùsúù
kẹlẹ, ọmọ ọtayeye lugbọn-ọn mibọbọ
joye, ibọbọ jolodeode, ibọbọ jọta epo,
ọmọ oloke meji takọ tabo, ajoji baa i
gori olodeode, ọta epo larosi de a.
ESUN EKITI : omo elesun oyinbo omo
elesun orinjeyeweere
ESURE EKITI: Omo Elesure okese.
EWU EKITI: Omo Ewu Ogidi uda, omo
amudasile mogun enu pani
EYIO EKITI: omo a muda sile kogun eni
pani
IDO EKITI: omo udo oganganmodu ama
gbado ekuru resin, iha lomo alagbado
ayaiya tan aiha a ya, aire a ya arimona
gbe sinu agbado
IDO-ILE EKITI: ile Omo Ajinare mope
oye, omo owa omo ekun, omo
ajisunhan,omo ajire ni, omo amojo
gbogbo dara bi egbin,omo alagogo ajilu
gbingbin ni sosi,omo onibata kero
kalokabo lona adura omo oni bata
kerokalo-kabo lugbi mo rusimi
onigbagbo.
IFAKI EKITI: Ifaki orinkinran, omo atijo
ogun lele boorun maakin. Esi keejogun
ijale udo ona ifaki lii ha. Omo okorobo
lila isuko firi ona eyika more.
IGBARA-ODO EKITI: Omo eleye i se
weyeweye ati dori ogun
IGBEMO EKITI: omo elefo sigbemo oba
yii efo san bi eni rele efo romi oko ra
lona igbemo
IGBOLE EKITI: omo olurara agbagba tile
oyi biribiri goke lagbe igbole odo
IGEDE EKITI - omo elemi nigede
amadiye sereke, elemi igede niwi ki mi
gbadiye sin, mowi me i sinye omi, oni
laso mo mu kigede soro, agboku
mariwo na mi selewo yuyu
IGOGO EKITI: igogo obiri; omo awoko
merin tia gbe foruru obe je egberin
okele, ekiri oke omo amain urukan
jaraba iyan igogo sebora onielaya edese
IJAN EKITI: Omo ijanmodu alagada
ogun, omi ki ijan i mu ni ijan we esi;
omo elega arisagba.eru ko sagba nibe
arija ayaba,ari sagba arija olori
IJELU EKITI: Ijelu mojo omo olodi
atalemo, omo alayuwa ajoji ko wese,
ajoji koba wese adoni ebo lulera lono ije
IJERO EKITI: omo owa Omo ekun, omo
ejio omo oriomu,omo olose meji
takotabo,omo amomohoko toutobo udi
re
IJESA-ISU EKITI: omo ijesamodu,omo
eleni ewele,omo ameo usu dahun
se,omo a woro labe usu yaa gbe lolo
odikeji,omo ikaka i so'su diro diro loke
amu,omo a muda sile mogun erun
pani.omo agbagba roke orire yaa lu,
omo ehon kitipa ona 'jesa kii'jesa moja
kii'jesa modeyo, laka ule ra lona
IJURIN EKITI: Ijurin moje! Omo alaran
ojiji, omo amuda sile mogun enu pani,
akuku beni lori ya jogun enu lule ijurin
omo agbara sa yaya lori eguru.
IKERE EKITI: omo oloke meji takotabo,
omo aba gbami eye gbami, agbagba
fiafia alapa faari, omo oju kee boju leru
omo eleo jeun ree omo ekun omo
erukuluji, omo ukere kete oniyan ana
olosunta orun ukere orole baba oke.
IKOGOSI EKITI: omo olomi meji,
gbigbona ati titu.. nibi o tipade
IKOLE EKITI: Elekole o balaya aso, Ikole
to tala bose, e i sepe hon run ma so se,
eshi idale ti a ni, Ikole lomo olose meji
gbarimi rimi kan le. Ikole run ma aso se
kin tala mo sha; atala bose, keru ba
adiye funfun.
IKORO EKITI; Omo eso obe so ikoro
mudapariko omo eruku yoyo onah obe
yajogun enun lobe ooooo, ireke aragan
idun bi ogan iyo, ireke aragan idun bi
oyinmomo.
IKUN EKITI: Emi lomo ikun amure,omo
elero mumu ona oja,omo abeja i se
wotowoto enu asoro
ILAWE EKITI: omo alawe ko tori wiwe ko
makuro soja,ko wi kun naja-naja kun
bomi a lura lona Awe
ILOGBO EKITI: ilogbo okere,abewe usu
gbagangbagan
ILORO EKITI: Omo oloro erijugbin Ari
jugbin ranje mu karahun muni, omo
olotorojo nse ori opalele
ILUKUNO EKITI: ilukuno ose omo a min
ranyin bi ogo iyo
ILUPEJU EKITI: Ulupeju la me a, Omo
Eso ooruta merun wese,
Omo Oke lila ti moto layaa, omo egiri
oke arogunse bi ega
IPAO EKITI: ipao ileji ogbe omo amugbo
sodi orogba omo onile imole ajeji kowo
ajeji toba fipawobe laimepo laimuyo
ammebose
IPOLE ILORO EKITI: ipole omo asewi
leremeta kale to le
IPOTI EKITI: upoti ala, omo amewe eni
j'iyan, awa lomo eleni ewele,omo
amekuru jeko.
IRE EKITI: iremogun omo awuse, omo
owu ti n wuko gbinrin-gbinrin lagbede.
N ba tete waye omo enimeta ni n ba
maa se, n ba jomo, , n ba jomo alakara
maa ma roun fi wan enun, n tun jomo
alagbede ma finanloju-finanle masagban
isale woriwori
IRO EKITI: Uro adidi,omo amugbayeo
IROPORA EKITI: iropora ajija emure ule
ewa ubi kan sewa iyun
ISAN EKITI: Isan moge, omo asote
monru, oloro agogo, omo amuda sile
mogun erun pani.omo owa omo ekun
omo olodi, odi re atile mo,ooni ke mo
rin un modi mo omo elepa omo awo
ISAOYE EKITI: Isaoye akoko alakoko
ororo giro omo amugba buwo
ISE -EKITI- Omo Akin je'Efon. Omo a
gbure Agudugbu s'oju odi k'ari j'Efon
Use ya yan. Ugbo kan mo'sii si kan si
d'Use, a mo foo oun le iijugbo Aje a
l'Use. Adabalukosi lo ba loriigi l'oja Odo,
kan p'ugba Ode jo. Oni mo tita libe, o ta
ogun ifon. A ri mo tita libe, o t'oji akofa.
Ugbogbo kukuruku la gbogi l'oja odo,
k'Adabalukosi fo lo, Emi omo ogidan,o
gun mo gara, Omo at'eran mo ta'ho.
ISINBODE EKITI: isin obi omo olobedu
woroworo,obe kan se ke kute ule jerun
omo oni simi
ITAJI EKITI: omo Itaji òpó kìtìpà léyìn
Èkìtì, mii k'opo ma ja kí Ekiti mó dêyô,
Èwí í bèmí ùdì, Ônítâjî í bèmí èsûn'sû
ôkô, Èwí mí yoo jùdì, Ônítâjî mí yoo mó
ó jóná, un i kôsé ôlójà méjì màá bá tùbá
mi Ônítâjî â lô
ITAPA EKITI: Eso oruta ejiri oke,omo
onimeya ule meya oko,omo asibeota
yayinyo
IWOROKO EKITI: Ihoroko de ile ouro ile
ouro omolore la me ia ogun i pa
ihoroko omo aroloyen
IYE EKITI: Omo alagere kijipa suko firi
ona, omo oloke meji tako tabo
IYEMERO EKITI: OMO ni sedo ewa,omo
ori mogun je,awa lomo awo foo sise..ofi
omo foko to n ti kini abere, Omo
onihun didun lodo di.
IYIN EKITI: Awa lomo eso orita Egirioke.
Uyin logun Uyin lota. Ulu kan rije rimu
tan ke i deni lora; Omo alaede
KOTA EKITI: Omo Elekota ogunroyin
soye, agun soye bi oyinbo. Omo oriire
d'ade.
ODOOWA EKITI: omo eleni ewele,omo
oke lila ti moto laya, olegin lodoyin
ololua lode udogun. omo abu oba ma
se, omo ala ideu,omo egin,omo epa,
omo otokorojo sori opa lelele
OGOTUN EKITI: omo ologotun ojorube,
omo eleni ateeka,omo eleni ewele,omo
amuru ekun sere nibuje,Eja gbogbo
dade,towena dade akun.
OKE-AYEDUN EKITI: omo adagbalu, omo
adelila pa
OKE-ORO EKITI: omo alaure ladao para
seji,omo alaure san yaya gunta. Omo
amekikun modi,omo alaure la Okeoro
para seji aka kan tolokore,okan re ti
apetu
OKEMESI EKITI: omo oloja oke ni di
ogun,omo fabunmi orara lada. omo
afaganja omo arogun yo. omo oke
agbonna, omo oke ludi ogun atiri ogun
OMU EKITI: Omo olomu aperan omo
oloro,Agogo omo amuda sile mogun
erun pani akuku beni lori san jogun
erun lo lona omu
OMUO EKITI: Omo eleye meta oro
kashakasha, iko ina, iko oorun, iko koku
osupa a tani yayaya, Omo olomuo
kerejekereje omuo ore,
OMUOOKE EKITI: Omo Olomi Ajire,omo
alaroju ja ka, omo gbo gbo bi oro, omo
o ba ma aja j

Wow! Great job man

tpia1: i might have logged off for some reason.


is it your bedtime where you are?

It was 1 a.m. here and wayyy past my bedtime.. Just woke up sha. What time is it where you are?

tpia1: the statement is misleading and not supported by facts.








haha, funny bolded.


you did not even notice anything wrong in the original post?

which btw the op got from google or some other copy and paste setting.

Wow..My hunch was correct.. I wanted to say you could get these things from Google but refrained from doing so with a strong feeling you will mention it yourself..

I am sure you know most topics on NL are also straight from Google and other copy/paste settings..

By the way.. Won't you sleep?? Thought you had gone to bed when I didn't see your reply on time..

tpia1: @ bolded

misrepresentation, as you well know.

your evidence most of those posting are even nigerian is?

@ bolded please explain...I don't seem to understand..

And of those posting being Nigerians... No evidence ... Except the fact that they mentioned places you ain't supposed to know unless you belong or have been there..

tpia1: its more common with ekiti, ijebu and akoko.

i also have a feeling most of the monikers responding are fake and actually not from the places they're claiming.

the few that are, have an agenda behind their doing so.

just a hunch, could be wrong.

I doubt those monikers are fake due to the patriotic nature of Nigerians.. We always want to rep our place of origin... But if it is ... That's their own cup of "agbo".

tpia1: just to know each other, ie identification.

There is your answer... About the other things you mentioned...
OYO

Agbgift: My PPA was at oye-ekiti local government secretariat.

Oye..hope they treated you well....

dytbabe: Ehn ehn
U must be willing to gimme more than enuf reasons not to flirt with Idowuogbo niyen o

[quote author=dytbabe]
Of course you can flirt with her anytime.. You gals are hotter than fire

Agbgift: That's a big lie!
They don't have tribal marks, neither are they aggressive.

Thank you Sis.. We are cool, calm and collected... Where was your PPA?

dytbabe: Cool
*fistbump*
I hp u won't mind all my posts sha?

I already checked some..
Maybe this will make you think twice before posting anything..

Facosco: pls can u mention any town in ekiti that has tribal mark if u can't then remain silent forever

Abi oo

dytbabe: Everyone condemns cheating, its no particular tribe, bt una no dey ever gree kan kan
I no get strength for u tonight oo
Cos I know say u no gree
Me I gree if u no gree me

Me self don gree.. Before you go say our agidi too much. Make we postpone the discussion..
Watch out.. I will be following you here on NL ( you are the first person to do that for but if you ain't comfortable with it let me know..)

temigracie: ...lol...

Rara ooo....nah just small shikini agidi....

You know nah!!!....

Thanks for telling her jare.

Justicemy: Ekiti the hausa version of yoruba land, tribal marks evrywer, always susceptible to war and aggression, pls let nobody ever compare ekiti with ondo state oo, we re 2 diff people

Ondo town people have tribal marks too bros and the last time I checked there isn't that much tribal marks in Ekiti.

On being two different people... We are kins though we have our differences. Peace

dytbabe: Na una blodas transfer to me na

I think I have agidi, bt not compared to u ekiti/ondo ppl
Una no dey gree
Never
Person no dey argue with una win
Lai lai

Argument sha... No.. We have better things to do than argue blindly...
The only time agidi will come into play is when cheating is involved... In that case...We no go gree dear

dytbabe: Omo eko gidigan
Asale jeje bi eni ti o ri obirin ri
Ikorodu oga

That's good to know but you must have some EKITI blood the way you insisted we got agidi.. Iwo gan lagidi mhen..

dytbabe: Ofcus
Its like theroyals, madt ego, I know, I expected that

agidi inu okan, agidi ita
Infact agidi agidi agidi agidi agidi

C'mon dyt... We get agidi.. Yes... But never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. Something must have brought the agidi to the surface. But you self get agidi oo. Where you from? Just curious..

By the way Ekite lomo...

Waist beads? I like it like... In fact the best way to seduce me is to put it on

Slyr0x: Nice post.

There's this cron job I constantly run on websites managed by me. It notifies me everytime a file/folder gets modified.

Yes. Some security plugins have this feature but I disabled it cos it can flood your inbox with unnecessary alerts e.g. if you are using a cache plugin.