This is bad. However, the consolation is in Enyimba FC winning the match.

This is purely technical.
There's a technique behind this, though you might not likely believe it until you've seen it: I have.

Abee79:
Op, nice post. Please add "tithers" (from "tithe" to the list

A tither is either one who pays or collects tithes.
It's correct.

Billy Billy!

I'm interested. Continue Sir

Hullo esteemed Corps Members,
Your's Sincerely is serving @ Rivers State while my ppa is a Secondary School (Snr.).
RV/15B/.....

Rubbish Equalizer

Learnt a couple of things; overmorrow's one of them.

NobleAngell:
Well, I dunno if sorry cuts it o. D way dose guys sounded pained, I think an apology and a copy of your book won't go that far. You need to organize another birthday. This time, let them be seated downstairs while u guys seat upstairs, d rice should be prepared with vegetable oil not palm oil and d size of d meat should be same size with their fists.

You killed it, sarcastically.
#BenBruce@60 ..the Common Sense Senator

Rapmoney:
I remember the days of Cosmo FM in Enugu...I can't forget Wanita, Cleopatra, Chucks the Spaceman, Dj Deffest Jeff, Ogus Baba and many more!

So you were so much into Cosmo FM as I was?!
So disheartening they're no more.
My uncle actually said he's been 'discouraged' from listening to Radio Stations after the former's closure. So bad.

Objectives:


I did, I wanted to confirm if your phone has any issues with attachments,

Sometimes phones open attachments but cannot properly display contents because they are not compatible with the file,

Not to worry though, I'll re-send.

Good Day,
It may likely be as a result of the outlined reason/s.
Thanks for accepting to re-send.

Objectives:


Oh, sorry, do you normally receive and open attached pdf files via mail?

Peradventure you did not understand what I meant, I mean I saw your mail, but could not access any the attachment to the mail.
When I open the mail, I see stuffs like... page 1...page 2...page 3...ish.

No matter how you look at it, this is NOT right. Safety (for animate objects -nay- humans) ought to come first (before inanimate objects).
This should be roundly condemned.

Objectives:
Oh no, Sorry guys, I'v had a pretty tight schedule, I just forwarded the sample to your mails.

All the best.

Salam.

Thanks a bunch. I've seen the mail; however, it's not showing/displaying the attached PDF.
(P. S.: I'm using a GiONEE product.)

God bless you more Frank Edwards! There's no stopping you. Happy you got another (car) for (your) Daddy.

Objectives:
Good day people, I'm supposed to upload a sample of the proposal and progress report here to make for easy access, but the file is about 650KB, and the limit is 250, if its possible to reduce the the size, some one could help.

NYSC expects you to, in the course of executing your projects, send reports to the CDS department indicating in stages, how much progress you have made, you are also expected to have pictorial evidences with your NYSC kit, to match the information on each report,

Considering that you'd have at least 3 stages, you should send around 2, 3 or 4 reports depending on the duration and weight of your project..

All the best.

Thanks a bunch for your help to Corps Members and apologies for quoting you at this time of the day.
Please, if you can send it to sunnybiz360@gmail.com, I'll be highly elated.
Many thanks... & waiting.

Rubbish.

Listen, anyone (especially ladies) that allows their virginity to be abused does not place value on it. I am a strong proponent of #Nointercourseuntillmarriage.
Say no to pre-marital sex. Ladies (guys inclusive), embrace chastity.

This is an insult on Nigerians! APC already giving reasons for (possible/probable) failure.

Happy birthday (though belated) to one of Nigeria's biggest gospel singer: Richboy Frankie!

This lady goofed BIG TIME. That's what pride,immaturity and discourtesy causes. As an aside,why should/do ladies wear bracelets

Courtesy demands that one handles 'toasters' with maturity...because one can never tell. This lady goofed big time!
Please I have a question: why do [some] ladies wear bracelets?

Insightful piece;however,there's a correction. The book where Bambulu materialized as an "inventive genuis" was actually written by (now deceased) JAMES Ene Henshaw & NOT John Ene Henshaw.

AnointedG:
op u forget to add "obstruction"

during my days we no get field so na for street wey dey stay play ball so whenever a car or any serious looking person wants to pass, we would shout obstruction and wait for d person or car to pass b4 we continue...

anytime my elder brother see say dem wan score us, him go pass so dat we go shout obstruction. him fit dey there do like say him dey comot something for him leg or him wan pick something and him no go pass finish until we reposition.

d tin go dey pain our opponents and dem no go fit shout for am or do anything because all of us small and we love our lives...

The good ol' days. Not too long ago..

misterchris:
Has Ciroma Chukwuma Adekunle resigned?

You got me laughing real hard As an aside,when will he (CCA) retire for the next person?

Evegreen:


I heard it's now september but i am nt very certain too. I'm nt a 'bro' pls.

God willing,I'm also a Batch B hopeful. Just pray it's September.

finniblinks:
Nigeria Going! Going! Gone!

You're damn hilarious.Funniest comment;following. My belle o,lol

I played it a lot. Very interesting.

*double post*