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Champneys:
How does this answer the question the OP is asking?
Dimwit!

ur mama dimwit. ekuke

omojesu202:
He's the first nah.
I have asked him ooo.
nawah to you.
if you don't want to give no problem but don't bring God into it.
if you're OK with offending God, me ayam not OK with it. thank you sir.

im just saying since he is the ultimate...well u have sha asked, why e never send am?

skywalker240:
We that are deviceless nkor.

na una be the real OG

how much longer b4 buhari leave power?

i support this wedding with 20 nigerian girls

ordinary to cook u can't but u go sabi fork like rabbit... u deserve a jail term

gozzlin:
She's unappealing.

Neymar obviously has poor taste in women.

u wey u get rich taste in woman where ur mansion?

femi4:
Which harmattan....buy original screen guard, you say no

which state u dey?

Randerl:
That is e go worse for T.ssion and their 3 so called brands.

HellTel, TooNo and HangFinish.

big wahala o

Walkee:
Phone hasn't dropped from my hand since 2013 when I started using android

ah ur grip mad o never use dat hand soapy o

starbuck:
My note 8 got bursted by high voltage for over 2 weeks n.a.
still with the repairer and don't know the possible outcome ..
MONEY for New device I no get
I just jejely collected my kids tab dey pass out time , still angry because n.a. only browser I have access to here


I blame Buharia for this


AbI make I hala my online husband to tell him of my predicament

u get online husband? hook me up na

atheistandproud:
I agree.

My phone fell face down on bare sand and then a hairline crack developed on the screen guard.

boss u get luck fa

padi94:
Really, what state are you in

lagos

wealthgoddess:
e pain am....ur mama oo ur Papa ooo them be mumuuu...olosho naso Dem take born werey like you

LMFAO werey u beta go find sumtin chop u hunger finish u and ur hoeing mother

SmellySperm:
lol I swear bro...werey plenty here o..

the rope no go reach all of dem,be like we go tie two people with one rope each mk e reach everybody

SmellySperm:
lol was about to say you high on some cheap drugs my niqqa
I always knew u were a real niqqa..
u deserve this and more my OG

lmao

wealthgoddess:
e pain am
e pain am.... nairaland kids as usual.
You need to learn some manners from your pop meehn...
You reek of so much disgusts.

lmao i only advice u to speak english u can spell properly and u are shining teeth? lol ur pa na fuuu

Kayberg:
So sorry about that! What's the age? What should we write/print on its obituary? Is it: 'Gone Too Soon' 'Celebration Of A Life Well Spent' 'Lost A Rare Gem' Or what?

just write "glorious exit"

bmcariyo:
Not entirely true. Loan is risky but this person has been your friend. You just help him

u should give him what u don't mind loosing

i hope smellysperm have enough rope o cus mad pipu plenty

valentineuwakwe:
N.a. wa oo...make I discuss my private sex life even if the babe no be number one, i can't oo......bedroom matter should be left in the bedroom o....our people say rat wey use speed enter snake hole, go use reverse come out!

blah blah but u read people own bah? u be werey

indabadosky talk pass dis one

wealthgoddess:
this is a matured thread...please varnish with your childhood exhorberance

i was just tryna help and btw no dey speak big english wey u no fit spell

u be mad man ahswear

but how u wan know say dem need help

okay when u eventually get the 150k loan i have 100odds u can stake it on. very sure games

lol ur spirit is woke but ur body is asleep as fvck. trust the process and never let yahoo pastors cashout from u. even that 40 naira is too much.

Only loan what u can afford to lose. loaning na like gamble

BlackPantherxXx:
For Igbo gals :

" I am a Yoruba, I will take you to Lagos".....

Game over

Who wan bath with corpse water when your husband dies ? Or be dragging inheritance

This shiiii cracked me tf up

Nahh...you've been pranked. NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE STILL USELESS...ALL OF THEM