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Na who be this? pls no change our discussion o. we don tell the guy what to do thx., abeg go sleep na mid-nite we dey.

Info person no die nowwww. y God loves her most.

Info y now? Me i no gbadun all this trash ooooooooo. ah ah na d only big sister wey dey make dis trend lively u dey talk to like that anyway Aunty sorry no mind am.

@ Cadet

I feel like talkin to u till Jesus comes. I'm serious now. how that fit happen? abeg

See Guyz I bin wan yab all Eedris haters b4 but since u guyz don shut their mouth Imagine the poster no fit type again maybe he don sit down on his finger. Bleep u poster. I've never use that work Bleep you b4 for anyone on Nairaland but U don do part urself.
asshoe.

If he's not the KING who den is the king? Bleep all haters

I beg make PHCN no take CADET light o.

@Cadet  

 I cant take "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" for an answer. pls now. U know it good to help.

info:
@ thug
Men PHCN dey hold my light o. Na phone i dey manage browse now. Just leave thy offline message. I go reply am whenever i login via PC

U see I say u get mouth.

@Info
 
 Baba to lenu infact O nibon but unfortunately  u no get bullet. Just pulling your legs ooo. It like u're becoming very gentle this days. Omo Jesus coming don near o.

@ Cadet

Since you are the one that was like how someone wouldn't know that. Then it nice if you can just help the guy out. And since you are pushing the film tutorial to me no problem U know the guy will not be able to understand very well unless 2 people decide to teach him so I will take the a guy's role while U take the lady's role. I dont want him to learn the hard way, I would have refer him to our big bro., INFO

Just be kind enough to help your brother, you know no knowledge is lost.

Cadet:
doing you know! do we have to spell it out for you people?

It possible for Thug Life not to know. See Big Sister, try do a filmed pratical and just post it for him to see. I'm sure the guy will appreciate it.

@Info  

    how far with dat guy wey want offer internet access with dku-5 cable. O boy dat guy nearly finish you o and all you could say was " U re a disappiontment". See that day I wan support you if to say u no dey around but u were around. Anyway how runs?
   
    @ Poster

    I was thinkin I was the only one having the problem. Imagine upon say I no fine. I just came out of dat recently. Big bro see, dat of yours na small shit compare to mine. Anyway with time she will surely leave you alone. I'm sure she do complain you dont call her right? very soon she will leave you just be patient but DONT CALL HER OOOOOOO FOR ANY REASON. If you do she will think you've started developing feelings for her.


  @ INFO

 Y not just ask this guy to text you her number. Your mouth don make you no fit go meet girls again abi? Incase you want the girl for that second reason no problem you can help yourself just incase the guy refuse to text you her number. See what you will do; it very simple. " Just go look for an uncomplete building, a building that has not been cemented, drill a hoe that will size your dick into it and just insert that thing. Very simple. Anytime that urge comes up just go to your hoe alright? LOL asshoe

funkyeni:
hey nairalanders, let's show a little love before we crucify him. afterall, no one's without sin.

jojomi, i guess by now she should have done a pregnancy test? So, you can anounce to them that it's negative inorder for them to leave you alone.

But nairalanders, we are very mean o!! I don't envy the guy at all.

This guy na Apost. Paul brother, well it nice to be good. @ Poster see dont let that bother you much. See that's an achievement it will allow you to see ur great grand children since you re just 25, all u have toi do is be prayerful always ask God for long life also remember to tell God to make ur children wise so dat they too can impregnant a lady at the age of 23. That will make you seev your great grand children at a young age. You know kids love playing football with their grand parent but yours is even better cos by then you will be a "GREAT GRAND PA" congratulations big bro.

Data Entry:
Apparently, you desire a data entry opportunity in Nigeria, but if you seek a world-wide opportunity for a data entry job online, I can kindly offer you one. But I must advise you that there are several scams out there advocating data entry opportunities. The problem has always been "how can one recognize the legitimate among the scams". The answer to that is this: with much time dedicated to research, you will find the legitimate ones which are like 2% among the rest. Many of the legitimate ones will not ask for money from you, but not that all that ask for money are scams. No! The legitimate ones that ask for money only do so to sieve the serious applicants from the "just curious" ones, since there are thousands of people seeking this easy opportunity. But I assure you this, I have found three and I'm already with one. They ask for no charge. All you do is fill an application form online after which you'll be issued an ID; after registration you answer a few test questions (Phase 1). In the Phase 2, you will be provided with a telephone number to call for interview; you'll be required to enter your ID, as extention, for identification, and then the rest is in the hands of God for you (the interview is quite easy though). This is one in a thousand legitimate opportunity not known to many people out there because of the overwhelming appearances of the scams. If you need this website contact me through dataentryangel@rock.com

Nairalanders, don't bother mailing this guy because this is all you will get from him

" Hi,

This is an auto reply to your data entry opportunity request, I assume.
If that is so, if you're interested in the data entry website that I
can offer, you need understand the courtesy of thanking me in advance
for the painful research I have done to find this opportunity which a lot
cannot find themselves. If you want to go ahead, do send a token of
10USD to my e-gold account 5095724 (Noble Blue's e-gold Account). Write
in the Memo Payment for Data Entry Opportunity. Send an SMS to
08060509435 and I will SMS you the website within 5 minutes of confirming your
payment. Look, I don't actually do this, I'm naturally generous, but I
have learnt that people don't appreciate things they don't pay for, and
I do not want to regret having done such a research for nothing."

Imagine asking me to pay 10USD to his eGold account, what if he decides not to send me anything that means my money is gone, what if he sends me a website that I will still need to pay to join. See big bro, You are just a beginner in this scam game. I advice you go for more tutorial alright? For your info I'm not a Black Maga and can never be. Okay?

mmonwuba link=topic=122805.msg2108680#msg2108680 date=1206972625]the poster has forgotten his blog. There is no limit to d no of systems, the only thing is your bandwidth consideration![/quote]I have not forgotten. Alright?

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@sun_temi

Hw is the Visa Fone connection speed

To be sincere, the speed is worth the investment. I do watch videos and listen to music without it buffering. The speed has been great so far. Maybe it because there is no congestion for now. But the bottom line is dat the speed is very great.

Mc Omo:
and whats the coverage like moreso how affordable is it , equipment et al

express cards available

The modem I got was 25k and I subscribe for the Gold Package and dat cost me additional 10k for 8am to 9pm daily. All amounts to 35k. I got this at their office at Saka Tinubu. The modem is so small u can even put in your pocket. Its the USB type ( AnyData's EVDO USB Modem). About the coverage I was told at their office that they've covered every part of Lagos.

hayprof:
@ poster, What's your Max speed.

As I've said early the speed is great, while downloading, It has never get lower than 8kbps. But it usually btw 16kbps and 25kbps.

Hope I've been able to answer your questions?

Anyway I think since I'm currently single. I will choose my P and no one but my P.

Thx for all your respond, I will do according to what u guyz suggested. I'm thinking of using wired lan to connect the computers.
Thx so much, U're d best,

Hello Nairalanders, I just got Visafone Evdo USB modem. So I want to share the connection with 2 other computers but I don't know how to go about it. B'cos it seems the method of doing this is different from that of ethernet connection. Any suggestion is welcome.

don_dee:
What do u think about the actions in Nigeria home videos?
Imagine, they are robbing a bank in Nigeria film, the bank is made of glass, police were outside shooting the armed robbers inside the bank,those armed robbers were just dying anyhow but nothing do the glass, I come de wonder if naija police don de use laser bullets?

They and thier wild imagination. Na action now, Se no bi action?

Some of them think that since they are celebrities that means the world revolves around them. one example is Big Lo. Imagine a friend of mine was one of the caterers at a party organised by Guinness, so he was asked to stand in front of the food. It was actually a serve urself situation. So anyone that needs to get food will stand in front of my friend to serve his or herself.

Tu face just walked down to serve himself, as a caterer at the party my friend is suppose to greet anyone that comes for food. So the greeted Tu Face and 2baba was kind enough to hug my friend. When it was the turn of other celebrities they did the same. But when it comes to the turn of Big Lo. My friend was like " Hey, Big Bro wats up? And Big lo just looked at him and snub the guy. the guy couldn't take the shame so he had to leave the place. I felt very bad that day cos my friend was tryin to woo a girl in dat party dat day but he couldn't, 'cos the girl was one of those that laughed at him when he was snubed.

Thats why I dont even greet whenever I see any celebrity at least to avoid any embarrassment.

zigbo:
sorry o,is asa the jazz babe?

Yeah, The lady that did Fire on the mountain.

To be the oga of Nairaland makes Seun a celebrity. So I thinks is a the fakest. but big bro, that noi means say make u ban me. I'm just think u re d fakest. Only kidding, I think all of you posting are but since nobody no una which makes u not a celebrity I wouldn't regard u as fakest celebrities.

Anyway I think Seun is fake but not the fakest sha abi? instead na faker. . Again dat no means say make u ban me ooooooooooo. Cos agbara dey ur hand.

yemo90:
they're both very ugly examples.

Imagine, U sayin they are ugly examples. anyway 'doint feel like yabbing.

@poster

I think I will go with u. Sasha raps very well. Weird MC is cool sha but sasha is better.

See how is it going to be if these two comes up with a song. 9ice is very good when it comes to lyrics and same with Asa and their ways of singing are similar anyway hope they both come up with a song soon. I can't wait to hear n see that.

You girls are very funny. Wanna date stars, right? anyway it cool sha make I no talk much. But can any of u date Arinze I mean Segun Arinze. Your answer will make one know the reason why u wish to date a Star.

Anyway just make sure ur boyfriends don't see this or else,

Make sure u have Java and Adobe flash player installed so that u can enjoy the service, it really nice.

Hi guys I'm not really in now, just got the form, but i have a little problem. I made some mistakes while registering online. I don't know if it is possible to get a new scratch card and re-register or will i need to go pay for another form. If it is possible to get the scratch card only how much will it cost? and Hope it wouldn't be regarded as double registration. I really need a quick answer because I've been calling the phone number i found on the form but the number isn't going. Thx in advances. My number is 08065656796

My number is 014182413

Hi guys I'm not really in now, just got the form, but i have a little problem. I made some mistakes while registering online. I don't know if it is possible to get a new scratch card and re-register or will i need to go pay for another form. If it is possible to get the scratch card only how much will it cost? and Hope it wouldn't be regarded as double registration. I really need a quick answer because I've been calling the phone number i found on the form but the number isn't going. Thx in advances.

Hey! I made some mistake, I mean my english

sun_temi:
Hi guys I'm not really in now, just got the form, but i have a little problem. I made some mistakes while registering online. I do not if it is possible to get a new scratch card and re-register or will i need to go pay for another form. If it is possible to get the scratch card only how mush will it cost? and Hope it wouldn't be regarded as double registration. I'm really need a quick answer because I've calling the phone number i find on the form but the number isn't going. Thx in advances.

hope u get wat I'm tryin to pass across?

Hi guyz I'm not really in now, just got the form, but i have a little problem. I made some mistakes while registering online. I do not if it is possible to get a new scratch card and re-register or will i need to go pay for another form. If it is possible to get the scratch card only how mush will it cost? and Hope it wouldn't be regarded as double registration. I'm really need a quick answer cos I've calling the phone number i find on the form but the number isn't going. Thx in advances.

See, Sincerely I think Only JEHOVAH WITNESSES are practicing truth christainity.