₦airaland Forum

This man,en kinsmen weh deh jealous am say en deh america don jazz am. Make en go meet t.b joshua for prayers

Billyonaire: Yes, when you submit your CV to yourself, start making Patriotic positivism about our Nigeria, and your reward is Positive change.

llol so for your mind your more patriotic than I am.shebiii

I can't read all this,please summerize in two sentences

Pukkah: The guilty are afraid. Nothing is more valuable than a clean conscience. Nothing is more priceless than peace of mind. Money can buy you a bed but not sleep.

so summarise your episode

Billyonaire: REASONS I LOVE GEJ:

*The most educated President Nigeria has ever had
*He is more humble than I am despite the fact that he is more intelligent than an average jack
*He has sincere love for Nigeria, his kids school in Nigeria, he doesnt have foreign bank accounts. He is a true patriot
*He came from a very humble background, he didnt even wear shoes to school. Its similar to my self-made story
*He sets a blue print that given the opportunity will transform Nigeria
*He is Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Azikiwe
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[quote author=D-Explorer]Submit it to Billyoniare.[/quote]@billionare.they said I should submit ma cv to you

Hmmmm.all these our press self..

Abeg BEAF and co,I wan submit ma cv join una.make we make am 41 laptop men.I knw buhari is busy cooking counter plan on this

Mine was in the dream.when I was 5years old.I was even the pilot and when I woke I saw my self in the parlour unclad!! What happend.my sister baptised us all with urine.

Breaking news!!!! A hunter just caught an antelop bearing gadafi's big head

Actually we are running a democratic regime so even madmen assocation can even protest for no good road.

berem: bros I dey craze? No be only me chop am na! Blend the corn with coconut...oh boy! Nothing as sweet as corn.at least make pesin chop am now before the season go waka.

Ezigbo nwa.hahahahaah

Good job.at least we have an undoctored report.so what's next.hurry up boys.no time

Roon9: He used dis same words 4 d vc of unilag( ignorin d nu name).... Una sure say na im talk dis 1

I was even about saying it.this guy is a yahoo expert.he just edited it.

[quote author=c-baba]NOTHING WILL HAPPEN! SHISHI...I CAN BET MY LIFE ON THIS...IF YOU ARE POOR AND DONT HAVE THE RIGHT CONNECTIONS,YOU WILL BE THE SCAPEGOAT...NIGERIANS WANT A SCAPEGOAT AND EFFC WILL GIVE THEM ONE SOON...SHEBI DEM SAY NA PHASE1...when they clear this bribemoney...another batch comes no be so and on and on till they sweep the acct to you know where...it has already eaten deep....corruption...Money always saves the day...it has and will forever! Thats why I love it! Suspect Ko! Suspense Ni......Taaa!

Do you even know the names u r F.c. uking with? ARe you crazy most pppra staff saw this mail and just deleted it because of the heavyweights...kpatakpata 2 weeks this one don die down! my time to enter jacuzzi,dem say no more water. <curses in mongolian tounge>[/quote]bros.why you betting your life on this kinda of matter.its like its not precious to you.just keep watching and don't judge by the past.mind you.nigerians aint sleeping anymore.

berem: I have never bought any corn for 50naira! Infact the one I bought on my way home at iyana ipaja was sold at 3 for just 100naira and its very big.well it depends on
the area where the corn is being sold.

maize muncher hahahha. 3 big corn only you go chop..no toilet for you for one month.

Oga,its like you are staying inside aso rock.from the first time.it was sold 2 for 50naira,but now,it is 6 for 50naira(raw) then 4 for 50naira.by the way what rubbish question is this sef?

druid06: I'm just angry and pissed-off at Jonathan, I never liked him from the beginning and never will. Everything he says and does is a glitch, he's all mouth and no action. He disappointed me, disappointed his fellow south south and he disappointed the whole Nigeria. He's gradually pushing the country and it's people to the wall. I hate this country and it's leaders.

bros I get ur judgement but don't you think its ² early to castigate this man? Just a year in the office and from the day he won elections.a group of people swore never to make this nation at peace.that's to tell you that people are fighting this man and deviating his plans.give him time.by the way this one year is far more better than yar adua 3yrs in the office.forget the killings,bombings and poilitical instability.they are planted there to give him bad name.read the writing on the wall bro

Delafruita: you're just an i/diot.SEUN,please include IQ test in the registration procedure.even lunatics now have access to nairaland.
see this mongoose of no lineage.seems you were abandoned as a kid and probably raised in a dirt-ridden orphanage so you're used to a system riddled with dementia.some people however,have a sense of how things should be and know that things are far from been there.if we were on our way there,we'd be hopeful but the retardeen is taking us further back from where we were and thats exactly our grouse with the drunk fisherman

hhahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahhahhahahaahhahaahhahaa.are you trough or you want me to give you more time? Hahahhaaha.I don't have time to tell you anything.if a mad man run come slap you and you start to pursue the mad man,una two deh mad..so continue am listening

Billyonaire: Insulting GEJ is good business. If I ask you an alternative to GEJ, you will go silent.... Oya, who is alternative to GEJ?

maybe his grandfather in the village

all4naija: So, does that now mean he can't go for second term if he intended to? What is your argument if what he said. To stay faithful to his word of one term and term seriously marred by the Northern elites ideology and brainchild of Boko Haram?

abeg ask him again, by the way its ² early to be talking about this.he is gat 3more years to stay and as at nw,no other bloody military or civilian can enter that seat and have a peaceful election, I believe before 2014 gej will unseat many differences,if not this animals called bokoharam would anyone be talking trash? Well you all have your mouth.

druid06: There's definately something wrong with this man. I've had my suspicion a long time ago, this just comfirmed it.

which man.you abii the press man that wrote this.because am sure you didn read through this.

size38: Carry on GEJ after all u only completed Yar'adua's tenure in office. We are behind u, we will vote for u again as against religious bigots like Buhari and his likes come 2015

iseeeeeee!!!!!!!!! FRESH AIR 2015!!!! PDP FOR GEJ!!!!!!!!

Mandelaguy: People and sentiments,I actually read the same thing you guys have been reading and giving different interpretations. Come to think of it,how many times has the man GEJ stood for election and got voted? Nigerians know the truth,if the man decides to run in 2015,he is totally eligible....full stop.

thank you my brother,may God bless you and your children children

ogogoromaster: Rule for more than 4 years.It is not possible.I would never be a apart of that your plan.Please sir, you do not deserve a second term.please quietly return back to Otuoke and enjoy your presidential pensions and gratuity.

your really an ogogoro master..common keep quiet and stop making noise

Noo!!! Make dem relax now.deh there deh call GEJ clueless.now the dogs they trained to bite their foes are now pursuing them.*buhari,ibb,atiku and co,where are they?* UP BOKOHARAM!!!!!

But seriously.sometimes we cause problems for oueselves.I have a friend that graduated and still searching for job.4years.he cries to me each time we meet as if I am job minister.I got a contact for a job with a microfinance bank.I called him.you need to watch his reactions. Every one wants oil job.if this man can write this,my friend there are jobs in nigeria.

I hope uduaghan and TA orji are watching the movie ibori is acting and how it is ending.

On the ground of health and marital status indeed.

Who even made this man a pastor? A pastor is a shephard,a peace maker,not malicious and easy going.this man is a trouble engineer

Can all these blasphemers keeps quiet for once? Tufiakwa!

billante: Where are all those GEJ critics!! I thought u guys said he doesn't have d balls to fight corruption!! U all will keep eating ur words each passing day, trust me!

don't mind the talk talk fooools.we just pray for the good intentions of the gov to be manifested