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i wonder what MJB will wear to this event? mama no wan rest at all

greatiyk4u:
The main point is that I have been selected for the position of one of the campaign council members for Governorship candidate and PVC is a basic requirement for the post.

dem don promise una money abi?
chai

you dey whyne yourself abi you wan dey tickle yourself?


which one?

what kind of generator?

do you live in a place where there is plenty water like a river or beach?

whats happening here?

why the dog com resemble BUNZO?

jibrilELsudan:
I USED THIS GADGET IN THE LATE 80'S AND 90'S TO FVCK GIRLS UP AND DOWN

reduce the drugs.
i no talk say make you STOP the drugs, just reduce am.

this thing in the 80s?

even those reps that have not said anything for years will talk because their season is here

Hey na wah.
turn another man's child to prostitute while your own child is safe and sound.

the heart of man is desperately wicked

BadRadio:
Honestly... This thing happened to me... I had sex with this girl and since then, I haven't had one night of good sound sleep... I have had series of multiple Nightmares in one Night.

Ómo... no be small thing...

enter prayer oh.
i am not joking.

there will soon be scarcity of Agbado

Vincentfixed:
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go and fix your mama toto

Patriotsleague:
Killers should be killed, so they stop killing people at will, as a deterrence measure.

No bullet should be wasted on them

they should be made to feel the pain deeply

they should be made to stand and watch as a member of their own family is beheaded right in front of them.... then you starve the bastard and behead him/her after 3 days.

this way everybody will keep checking what his/her child or brother is doing to avoid beheading.

Hahahaha.
giver keep it up

Malaria is really deadly. especially the one that enters the brain. 😁🤣

the ministry must move 😁

Dailyparrot:
I am supposing being a medical student makes this girl think she deserves someone better than just a cab driver.

LOL.

Bros. if she calls you next time do a video call where you are drinking garri so she can run faster.
wetin join you and small pikin in the first place? You dey find failure for your life?

ednut1:
Na amala ghost begin sell. What kind of stupid talk is this

the GHOST is giving back to society

OyeofIkoTuN:
No time to check time in the North..

They call southern girls prostitutes.....We call them.........?

Hehehehehehehehehe

abeg which kain picture be this?

Nigeria. who did this to us?

it has already begun. but they started on the worst foot.

the crisis will soon become serious when markets start to breakdown as the countdown to the withdrawal comes closer

Hatrick01:
Pls, how do i make her respect me once agan cuz its obvious i ve lost my self esteem.

doing the same thing the same way and expecting different results. that is the GRAND example of stupidity.

fly wey no dey hear word.....

you catch them and they start to look at you with PITY FACES.

But you was a HARD MAN just 3 minutes ago

na to put their fingers inside G-Clamp dey hungry me like this.

if you know that one of your family members will be stoned to death if you are caught kidnapping or killing... i doubt you will still want to do it.

Queenxstar:
You're playing with cancer if you indulge in:
👉 Refined sugar
👉 Carbonated drink
👉 Processed meat

Are you playing with cancer? Yes or No?

it is in almost everything we are eating right now.
china has come to show all the food producers how to maximise profit with chemicals that is why you put 10 spoons of milk in a jug and it still tastes like chalk.
you pass a road today and you see an empty farm, pass there next 2 weeks and they have started harvesting.
STANDARDS ORGANISATION OF NIGERIA & NAFDAC are not saying the truth and the result has started showing in hospitals.

jackcanfield:
Oga Emiefiele smiling in Warri

make i hear say that money hang for her hand.

Weirdcamila:
You really tried. But you would have bought a better iPhone .
You are miles away.

is it your better?
uche face your front oh.

ahnie:
So I got my share of our weekly contribution of four months.i decided to pamper myself with an iphone and a laptop.

This isoko bebe needs to pamper herself small,I intended doing something meaningful with the rest 300k left.

This are the evidence and dedication from the combination of my 3 hustles.
It's not grace or on God,it was hardwork.

before i open this thread i don know say na you. 😁
flex your life joor. abeg don't give Nairaland online beggers shi shi.

tiswell:
e nor concern you so far ya mama dey still cook food give you.

So Emefiele that says no extension is fed by his mother too?
over 100 days (3 whole months) and you still need extension till july?
People that mean business have gone cashless for long time and you are here crying. How much have you written in your invoice & accounts this year? Keep talking like a damned fool.

FAVE is a notable mention?

Confession by AV should be on that list.

viczo:
If she has accepted to convert would dey still rape her

Yes. it is in their blood and they were just looking for a way to carry out their premeditated intentions.
what do you call it when someone FORCES you to switch religion? that is also religious rape and it is worse than sexual rape because it lasts for a long time and is repeated everytime you practice the forced religion.

so now you don make am abi you don PROVE YOUR FATHER WRONG?

which one?

no. they better not extend it. let the country see small pepper 😁

SCAM

Your politicians and their friends have fuel stations.
Even the 14 men in the committee have never experienced fuel scarcity for years so they don't give a shiet about how you feel.

BOLATINUBU01:
why always biafrans

oh Biafrans are there too?