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007inc:

My parents never use generator for more than 7 years
We don’t actually need it. Light still dey here.
Maybe when they visit naija dem go come borrow ur own

Go buy fuel o. NLC no Dey play o

boring. please get lost

007inc:
Your mama go need am pass. Nobody go allow u charge ur palasa phone for their house o. Better go buy fuel keep down.
Your suffer don start be that

young boy Don't generalize your poverty.
can't remember the last time I ever kept fuel at home. Your mama still dey send you to buy 3 liters fuel for your tiger and leopard gen 🤣

better Pray hard for God to help you and your father before poverty wipe out your generation.

007inc:
Go buy fuel now o. Ajaero no send ur papa. Shebi u see the groups joining the strike

Gibe that advice to your mama make she use fuel wash your papa face near candle. Learner.

it was funny when I saw the other thread stating otherwise.

so because Lincoln died in the cinema then we should all avoid the cinema.
someone died in a pool last week means we should all avoid swimming pools.

if that is the case then airports would be empty and nobody will enter cars again.

I wonder how people reason.

FahBuLous:
You have been applying for a job abroad and after so many attempts, you finally got the job, with the excitement and all, you told your babe about it and she said "if you leave for abroad that it's over between you guys" saying that you will dump her for a white woman, what would you do?

real men don't leave their girlfriends because of a better life.
better stick with that girl and forget about any job that will take you away from her. Your only focus and priority in life is to stay with her.
shun the job.

Nbote:
They aren't the first. The hype doesn't always last. Ask the Chinese league

they ARE up to something ... present tense.

I am not talking of who did it first or who will be the last to do it. not interested in your comparison.

if she show all her body wahala.
now she has covered it.

Arab leagues are up to something. Something good.

donbachi:
until one person get bleached

Argue with wife then upload it on social media. Na wash abeg

Hopisax:
The popular actor, who frequently shares updates on his Facebook page, posted a video showing him involved in a disagreement with Judy Austin regarding her excessive use of her phone.

Na wash

Chibuezem:
you don't know my spiritman I'm not here to prove how worthy I am to you as you are human.... A mere mortal who loves scrabble (respect Sir).. All I'm saying is look up to Jesus Christ my author and finisher of my faith, I was dirty with spots and wrinkles but He raised me up so that I can ascend into His presence. Join me bro ;

and you know mine. you are more Jesus Jesus Jesus than everyone else. what a pharisee approach. But cheer up, hypocrisy fit you very well.
this is my last and final reply to you.

GLouis:
Go and sit down if you don't know what you are saying.

Please show me where I was talking about LGBT or anything closely related.
is that what the topic is about? If that is what you interested in then that is entirely your problem. not mine.

erniok:
And what makes you think he's unworthy?

please POINT OUT where I say he was unworthy. I only asked a question.

if you don't understand the difference between a QUESTION and an AFFIRMATIVE STATEMENT then that is entirely your problem.

Chibuezem:
Seek to be identified as a disciple of Jesus Christ.

and what makes you think you are worthy of talking about religious identity? please shift.

Ever8090:
this type of goat will always masturbate on things like this....

seems you know so much about goats and masturbation. keep it up son.

Rayban25:
I'm not the only one that said so..read from page 1 to 3 and smile.

speak for yourself.

Rayban25:
You're still worked up..relax.. most people on the thread know its sarcasm. Smile.

so I am worked up because my response doesn't dance to your tone? try again
speak for yourself. you are in no position to respond on behalf of another except you are now a mind reader.

Rayban25:
Oga loosen up and understand sarcasm now

Don't tell me it was sarcasm if you're not the one who made the comment i responded to.
Are you the poster's spokesman? Why are you rushing to use your mouth to chew pepper for another person?

it is only valid if the main person I quoted, replies and tells me it is sarcasm. Learn the ethics of conversation so you canrespond with intelligence.

Escapist:
How do parents who share the same room with their young toddlers manage to make love without being noticed?

Asking for a family friend.

how many toddlers do they have in one room?

till you reach the bus park by yourself amd grammar starts

figment232:
co some ursef

seems your fingers are drunk

oyebanji44:
Don't mind them
Go to Beijing today and see how chinese are riding bicycle every where both on the road and street..

is Abuja Beijing?
80% of the workforce in abuja move from the outskirts of abuja to get to work each day. is it the same in Beijing?

Do you want people to ride bikes from Kuje, Area 1, LifeCamp, Lugbe, Kubwa, Mararaba to central area everyday?

una go just dey talk rubbish about something wey una get zero idea about.

007inc:
If u know the current leader, he is Oshomole pro max o. He will Shûût down the entire country. Is either FG comply or it’s full blown strike.

You mean the same Osho that fooled the whole Nigeria. Obasanjo will increase fuel to 100 and osho will come and act like he is fighting for us then they will reach an agreement to keep the price at 70 naira.

Nigerians will be happy saying Adams did well not knowing that 65 naira was the actual target. Osho played this same game over and over and Nigerians started seeing him like a hero. Here you are.

make una wake up

Which strike? this same NLC wey we don see finish?

let's wait till next month. I hope it is not a fluke

cricket of course

then you can add DANCING

obembet:
I have been reading alot of rumors online base on reduction of the price of cooking gas.

this news better linger till when I am about to fill my gas again. seems it goes up everytime I am about to fill mine.

NotChildofDoom:
Most recently I went into the habit of patronising promiscuous women in return for sexual pleasure.

which one be all this packaging of grammar? you dey furk ashawo. simple.

haba 🤣