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WrathJustified:
Nonsense. Where did you see that jeff bezos said he was a chronic masturbator? Show me a credited quote or source. Lies. All what you wrote are lies. Masturbation is a shortcugqt to all sort of problems. OP and many others who masturbate are testifiers. OP, thank you

Buhari and bad government and a decayed is the cause of your misfortune not mastubation soapy is good and 100 times better than having a GF u will not marry or rape even naira Marley have confirmed that soapy is good

Focus9:
U can masturbate if u want but after doing it at least drink better milk or yoghurt kwanu, or eat better food...no masturbate dey drink garri or dey chop eba... masturbating avoids rape and unnecessary spendings, fornication and masturbating are both sins so chose wisely,if u have a gf is ok, even if u had a gf she might give u a hand job sometimes it's still another form of masturbating just diff hands...just masturbate wisely twice a day or 4 times a week

No bro that's a bit excessive at least once in two weeks is okay sha

Stopfapping:
rapist don't rape because of lack of sex, do your research

90% of rapist do it due to lack of sex or wild sexual fantasy of u lack sex and also not mastubating u are more prone to be a rapist

Inyikalum:
op thanks for this piece


they don't really know, they don't wanna knw

they wanna justify it

they can't stop

others gotta go down with em uh

well, that's man

really hope 'some' can take this srsly

u probably might not be able to, again

Na your type go see girl hips on mini skirt and you go be like
"Why can't this girls cover themselves if I rape this one now they will say I am bad"

Biodun1929:
Thank you for being realistic with your number 2 solution. Some people here will be forming Superman.

Lol is getting a GF an Achiement this how you guys because of konji will rush carry gf and later come to nairaland be narrating how your wife almost killed you

Stopfapping:
stop both sex and masturbation if you are not married

but when the guy come go rape now you go dey Hala castrate him upandan on nairaland abi

Millennialaku:
i can relate to every fvcking thing you wrote here. its been long i quit though......AND I AM VERY GLAD I DID

This is something a lot of men struggle in silence with. A lot of them don't know how to come out of it and they are reluctant to seek help because it's a somewhat shameful situation to be in. I am glad you found your way out. I will advise you to discipline your mind as well because it seems you got whole spiritually. what happens for instance- when you're no longer in tune with God.......it will be easy to fall back. what i am trying to say is; prepare your mind to fight it without involving religion.

MASTURBATION AND PORNOGRAPHY IS A SWEET RECIPE FOR DISASTER.

it was through nairaland that i got help .....in the sexuality section, there is a huge community of guy's there trying to kick this habit

This was how Chris oyakilome was loaded with konji while forming holy konji overpowered him and him go commit aldutery and him wife come leave am you see u can't fight nature but handle everything in a balanced mode.trying to fight konji(testerone hormones) is like trying to deny yourself sleep you reap the consequences.

Stopfapping:
science also says smoking Marijuana is good for your health.
Before you come up with your theory, give your body a break for 1 month, no masturbation and sex, then come back and tackle me

Haba y u wicked like this why u dey put fear for nairalanders guys body na.me that had been mastubating for years now my dick still dey rise every morning till date.you see but as long as control it you no get problem.unless you want to be a konji driven man that misbehaves due to over stimulated testerone stop mastubating and see how you see a woman as a powerful goddess that can't be resisted mastubation is good in keeping men mentality in balance but let it be controlled at least twice a month.
I refuse to be a konji loaded man walking up and down the tempting streets of naija

Makavelli25:
I have always tried to stop. But after 2 months am doing it again
I NEED HELP

Bro nothing is wrong with you as long as it is controlled.it helps keeps your homones in check I do mine twice a month and I am perfectly healthy and smart mentally.dont let all these talks deceive they are just motivational speakers inspired by some over zealous religous freek to put unproved and unnecessary fear into you.even science haven't found any side effect from mastubation they guy said stomach was paining him lol na hunger beat am na him no chop well and him wan service or Bleep so guy nothing dey wrong with you as I said and as long as it's controlled it helps keeps your sexual behaviour and orientation to be balanced.even women mastubate too but you can't hear them speaking about it openly okay

Stopfapping:
no, you need help, I was in your shoes defending this devilish act until God saved me, I now enjoy all the positive of quitting, within this 100 days, I have 2 job offers both 6 figures after joblessness for 3 years, I have massive confidence to conquer the world, bro, instead of giving excuses, try it and thank me later

Bro stop talking all these talk,you were a chronic mastubator and you where just having the side effects of over mastubating.listen science haven't and are yet to find anything that is a side effect caused by mastubation.u over did your own and you weren't eating well or sleeping well.i mastubate 3 to 4 times a month.u see too much of everything is bad.mastubate once in a while if you don't have a woman or babe and trust me.it will help you to control your urge and not to lust after women.men who lust after women thinks mastubation is bad that's why you hear of lecturers sleeping with students and sexual harrasments and rape all over the place okay.

Buhari brothers always bringing shame to this great country

Simplyleo:
Just look at the head of the animal. This is no doubt one of the pigs following lamidi cownu up and down screaming biafra or death.

Chukwuebuka Kasi Obiaku no doubt must be a pig who takes delight calling Nigeria a poohole but see him kidnapping an American. So this is how he plan to live in his online country. Useless dirty animal.

Wadume and morpha did more than this so can you please shut up now?

chelsea1116:
I HAV HATED AND JUDGED THIS GUY FOR LONG BUT ONE DAY I ASKED MYSELF,

WHAT IF THIS GUY IS A BETTER HUMAN THAN I AM, WHAT IF HIS HEART IS PURER?

SINCE THAT DAY I STOPPED HATING AND JUDGING AND NOW SEEING HIM MAKES ME LAF.

HATRED AND JUDGING IS SICKER THAN BOB.

Bro u have just been affected with a zombie virus at it's early stage break free from zombiesm now we don't need more zombies in Nigeria because the more the zombies are the more easier it is to manipulate nigerians

okeyglm:
don't be deceived. this is phase 1 trial. for a vaccine to be develop. it have to undergo 3 phases.

Will you sharrap b4 I send cane to flog you,which one have you and your copy and paste professors developed come don't let me here pim from you again
Nonsense

Would legendary singer Akon had been successful if where to be a Nigerian,the guy doesn't speak pidgin would he had blow just as as he is presently.

Crayfish09:
He is a YORUBA man from the north

where is alhaji wadume from

Crayfish09:
The most annoying thing is that they see it as normal. In the north once you are accused of being "Dan Damfara" (meaning fraudster/Yahoo boy), you will be beaten to pulp like a thief but sadly, these Yan Damfara are admired and cherished in the sputh

Mompha is from where

Originalsly:
I be stoneproof.... unstonable.....wanna see my charms??

Naso

XXLMANDIGO:


OMG

Too much drama on the road to 2023. I like as it's quickly unfolding, and I am particularly looking and watching out for Jagaban's political mastery, sagacity and the rare ingenuity his followers and acolytes often claim he possess. I want to see how he is going to outwit the Northern bloc & Fulani hegemony. I want to see how he will wriggle out of the bobby traps and escape the land mines in this battle, which is arguably the biggest in his political career. I want to see how he will do and undone what Awolowo & Abiola did.

If he triumph and survive the direct and veiled onslaught against him then I will consider him to be the greatest African leader and political warrior in the past few decades.

More like an old cunning leopard vs an angry pack of hyenas from the nirth

Originalsly:
I support stoning them.... see how quick they'll do the right thing.

SARS and DSS go soon stone you your own now

Jaqenhghar:
You dey mind them. They will say ots because they are not paid enough that's why they do the shakara. Even if you pay them 1m an hour they will still do shakara. Nincompoops

Coming from a fellow who couldn't pass jamb and get admitted to read into medicine
Jealousy

joshjc:
What's stops You from enlisting should, go and enlist in the Chadian military that you worship,do you think Chad can survive the kind of crises we are have

It's better to worship the Chadian army that really fought Bokoharam and proved that not all Muslims support Bokoharam violent activities than to support your ever unaware and always shocked lifeless president in aso rock
What Nigeria couldn't do in years Chad almost completed and did it in few weeks and you are here saying rubbish
Shame on you and buhari (×50)!!!!

skyhighweb:
not sars job to b chasing yahoo boys about, am not a fan of yahoo yahoo but their are rules

these sars guys are simply doing it for their pocket

That's where sars got it wrong though

skyhighweb:
till people start standing up to them things won't change

Most of those guys are fraudsters I am a youth and I know what I am saying when they get busted they concot all form of stories to get sympathy.
But the police due to their nature nobody want to trust their side of the story

Banditry in Nigeria had become an epedemic far more worst than issue of suicide bombing during GEJ tenure.Nigeria had become clueless and our army had been reduced to an army of issueing press statements.Chad just in two weeks decimated Bokoharam so much that even made their leader to cry out in frustration and we saw evidence of their activities.Do you think Chad should be called in to help Nigerian troops fight these bandits

What is hacking?
Computer hacking is the act of identifying and exploiting system and network vulnerabilities in order to obtain unauthorized access to those systems. Not all hacking is malicious. White hat hackers may work in cyber security or as software engineers and testers seeking out vulnerabilities in order to fix them. Black hat hackers operate with malicious intent. That said, there is a large grey area populated by political activists and hackers who wear both hats.

Hacking costs companies and consumers trillions of dollars every year. According to CPO Magazine, by 2021, hacking attacks will cost a total $6 trillion, up from $2 trillion in losses reported in 2019. Much of the cyber crime problem stems from the same features of the internet from which we all benefit. Even the most amateur hacker can easily find all the tools they need online at virtually no cost.

The hacker onslaught didn't occur overnight. It took decades of work by now-famous hackers to discover critical vulnerabilities and reveal the strategies that established the foundations of the internet and its free-for-all libertarianism. Here's a look at the top ten most notorious hackers of all time.

Kevin Mitnick
A seminal figure in American hacking, Kevin Mitnick got his start as a teen. In 1981, he was charged with stealing computer manuals from Pacific Bell. In 1982, he hacked the North American Defense Command (NORAD), an achievement that inspired the 1983 film War Games. In 1989, he hacked Digital Equipment Corporation's (DEC) network and made copies of their software. Because DEC was a leading computer manufacturer at the time, this act put Mitnick on the map. He was later arrested, convicted and sent to prison. During his conditional release, he hacked Pacific Bell's voicemail systems.

Throughout his hacking career, Mitnick never exploited the access and data he obtained. It's widely believed that he once obtained full control of Pacific Bell's network simply to prove it could be done. A warrant was issued for his arrest for the Pacific Bell incident, but Mitnick fled and lived in hiding for more than two years. When caught, he served time in prison for multiple counts of wire fraud and computer fraud.

Although Mitnick ultimately went white hat, he may be part of the both-hats grey area. According to Wired, in 2014, he launched "Mitnick's Absolute Zero Day Exploit Exchange," which sells unpatched, critical software exploits to the highest bidder.

Anonymous
Anonymous got its start in 2003 on 4chan message boards in an unnamed forum. The group exhibits little organization and is loosely focused on the concept of social justice. For example, in 2008 the group took issue with the Church of Scientology and begin disabling their websites, thus negatively impacting their search rankings in Google and overwhelming its fax machines with all-black images. In March 2008, a group of "Anons" marched passed Scientology centers around the world wearing the now-famous Guy Fawkes mask. As noted by The New Yorker, while the FBI and other law enforcement agencies have tracked down some of the group's more prolific members, the lack of any real hierarchy makes it almost impossible to identify or eliminate Anonymous as a whole.

Adrian Lamo
In 2001, 20-year-old Adrian Lamo used an unprotected content management tool at Yahoo to modify a Reuters article and add a fake quote attributed to former Attorney General John Ashcroft. Lamo often hacked systems and then notified both the press and his victims. In some cases, he'd help clean up the mess to improve their security. As Wired points out, however, Lamo took things too far in 2002, when he hacked The New York Times' intranet, added himself to the list of expert sources and began conducting research on high-profile public figures. Lamo earned the moniker "The Homeless Hacker" because he preferred to wander the streets with little more than a backpack and often had no fixed address.

Albert Gonzalez
According to the New York Daily News, Gonzalez, dubbed "soupnazi," got his start as the "troubled pack leader of computer nerds" at his Miami high school. He eventually became active on criminal commerce site Shadowcrew.com and was considered one of its best hackers and moderators. At 22, Gonzalez was arrested in New York for debit card fraud related to stealing data from millions of card accounts. To avoid jail time, he became an informant for the Secret Service, ultimately helping indict dozens of Shadowcrew members.

During his time as a paid informant, Gonzalez continued his in criminal activities. Along with a group of accomplices, Gonzalez stole more than 180 million payment card accounts from companies including OfficeMax, Dave and Buster's and Boston Market. The New York Times Magazine notes that Gonzalez's 2005 attack on US retailer TJX was the first serial data breach of credit information. Using a basic SQL injection, this famous hacker and his team created back doors in several corporate networks, stealing an estimated $256 million from TJX alone. During his sentencing in 2015, the federal prosecutor called Gonzalez's human victimization "unparalleled."

Matthew Bevan and Richard Pryce
Matthew Bevan and Richard Pryce are a team of British hackers who hacked into multiple military networks in 1996, including Griffiss Air Force Base, the Defense Information System Agency and the Korean Atomic Research Institute (KARI). Bevan (Kuji) and Pryce (Datastream Cowboy) have been accused of nearly starting a third world war after they dumped KARI research onto American military systems. Bevan claims he was looking to prove a UFO conspiracy theory, and according to the BBC, his case bears resemblance to that of Gary McKinnon. Malicious intent or not, Bevan and Pryce demonstrated that even military networks are vulnerable.

Jeanson James Ancheta
Jeanson James Ancheta had no interest in hacking systems for credit card data or crashing networks to deliver social justice. Instead, Ancheta was curious about the use of bots—software-based robots that can infect and ultimately control computer systems. Using a series of large-scale "botnets," he was able to compromise more than 400,000 computers in 2005. According to Ars Technica, he then rented these machines out to advertising companies and was also paid to directly install bots or adware on specific systems. Ancheta was sentenced to 57 months in prison. This was the first time a hacker was sent to jail for the use of botnet technology.

Michael Calce
In February 2000, 15-year-old Michael Calce, also known as "Mafiaboy," discovered how to take over networks of university computers. He used their combined resources to disrupt the number-one search engine at the time: Yahoo. Within one week, he'd also brought down Dell, eBay, CNN and Amazon using a distributed-denial-of-service (DDoS) attack that overwhelmed corporate servers and caused their websites to crash. Calce's wake-up call was perhaps the most jarring for cyber crime investors and internet proponents. If the biggest websites in the world—valued at over $1 billion—could be so easily sidelined, was any online data truly safe? It's not an exaggeration to say that the development of cyber crime legislation suddenly became a top government priority thanks to Calce's hack.

Kevin Poulsen
In 1983, a 17-year-old Poulsen, using the alias Dark Dante, hacked into ARPANET, the Pentagon’s computer network. Although he was quickly caught, the government decided not to prosecute Poulsen, who was a minor at the time. Instead, he was let off with a warning.

Poulsen didn’t heed this warning and continued hacking. In 1988, Poulsen hacked a federal computer and dug into files pertaining to the deposed president of the Philippines, Ferdinand Marcos. When discovered by authorities, Poulsen went underground. While he was on the run, Poulsen kept busy, hacking government files and revealing secrets. According to his own website, in 1990, he hacked a radio station contest and ensured that he was the 102nd caller, winning a brand new Porsche, a vacation, and $20,000.

Poulsen was soon arrested and barred from using a computer for three years. He has since converted to white hat hacking and journalism, writing about cyber security and web-related socio-political causes for Wired, The Daily Beast and his own blog Threat Level. Paulson also teamed with other leading hackers to work on various projects dedicated to social justice and freedom of information. Perhaps most notably, working with Adam Swartz and Jim Dolan to develop the open-source software SecureDrop, initially known as DeadDrop. Eventually, Poulsen turned over the platform, which enabled secure communication between journalists and sources, to the Freedom of Press Foundation.

Jonathan James
Using the alias cOmrade, Jonathan James hacked several companies. According to the New York Times, what really earned James attention was his hack into the computers of the United States Department of Defense. Even more impressive was the fact that James was only 15 at the time. In an interview with PC Mag, James admitted that he was partly inspired by the book The Cuckoo’s Egg, which details the hunt for a computer hacker in the 1980s. His hacking allowed him to access over 3,000 messages from government employees, usernames, passwords and other sensitive data.

James was arrested in 2000 and was sentenced to a six months house arrest and banned from recreational computer use. However, a probation violation caused him to serve six months in jail. Jonathan James became the youngest person to be convicted of violating cyber crime laws. In 2007, TJX, a department store, was hacked and many customer’s private information were compromised. Despite a lack of evidence, authorities suspect that James may have been involved.

In 2008, James committed suicide by gunshot. According to the Daily Mail, his suicide note stated, “I have no faith in the 'justice' system. Perhaps my actions today, and this letter, will send a stronger message to the public. Either way, I have lost control over this situation, and this is my only way to regain control.”

ASTRA
This hacker differs from the others on this list in that he has never been publicly identified. However, according to the Daily Mail, some information has been released about ASTRA. Namely that he was apprehended by authorities in 2008, and at that time he was identified as a 58-year-old Greek mathematician. Reportedly, he had been hacking into the Dassault Group, for almost half a decade. During that time, he stole cutting edge weapons technology software and data which he then sold to 250 individuals around the world. His hacking cost the Dassault Group $360 million in damages. No one knows why his complete identity has never been revealed, but the word 'ASTRA' is a Sanskrit word for 'weapon

This man need to be a vice president

Mine was when a vigilator named buhari vigilated us during our waec,to my surprise he fell asleep Asin deep sleep snoring

Pogba is needed at arsenal

A certain hushpapa president without certificate is not aware of all these yet he is cashing out big

Shithole SSA defending a shithole vp academics