₦airaland Forum

99thEnemy:
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Righteousness89:
Wow...
And She is Ready to Be Discharged!
This Can only Be a Miracle From the CREATOR .
This Can only Be a Miracle From My DADDY..

THANK you PRECIOUS DADDY!

The Bible SAY FAITH WITHOUT WORKS IS DEAD


can you relate that to your country

Chidexter:
When the government can't protect you and still won't let you protect yourself. What a dilemma

That's a lie.tjose peeps are too docile.making a double barrelled shotgun or a hunting grade bolt action rifle is not too difficult to do.cant u they make guns and conceal them only to unleash the bullets on them when the bandits strike I haven't seen people as dull as those is SK

3gpvids:
To think this only happens in hollywood is mad o!

In Nigeria it would be termed
"A strange unknown illness"

dheilaw1:
you are talking in the rubbish,blood thirsty military boys will just waste you for nothing. Na only RIP nairalanders owe you

Stop talking like pussy.police sef no get AK abi,them no fit shoot for air kwa
U are a disgrace to manhood

TheSourcerer:
The only way we can move forward is to acknowledge these killings happened , and we should not make it happen again , let's blame it on past ignorance , let's live and let live .

U are a Hypocrite
Can't u see Christianity and Islam in Nigeria can't mix

xamuell:
Tasers, stun guns, pepper spray are suitable options for civilians.

How about poisoned Crossbow

Explorers:
Possession of these weapons will be checked and controlled:

* Gun stores will be government approved/licensed, 2-3 stores in each state with each store having data base, keeping records, transaction history of customers or buyers.

* A family/household cannot purchase/posses more than two guns, (just one gun for single individual) with limited ammo.

* Before an individual or family could purchase one, they must have passed psychiatric tests from a government hospital.

* Occupation, what you do for a living, residence, next of kin will also be checked before purchase and attached to the transaction(Touts, aliens or undocument beings from Niger cannot just walk into the store to purchase). Incase of crime committed with the gun, the bullet casing can be used to trace the owner.

* Citizens cannot carry weapons in public places.


* Parents will have a strong safe with code lock to keep guns out of reach of children.

Stop forming sci fi u want buhari to legalize gun so that people can defend themselves from his bloodthirsty illiterate brothers on rampage abi

Authoreety:
Op is so very correct....

U gals should learn to dress the way you want to be addressed...

U dress sexy, u attract unwanted sex..

I stand strongly against rape..But not all mad people wear rags...

U are high on testerone go and mastubate so that u can reason normal

Voy:
I no be chicken na

Go and mastubate so that your testerone level will become normal.
U are speaking under the influence of high konji that why u are speaking rubbish

Mercisharelove:
GOD ALMIGHTY is love and in him there's no darkness, there's no hatred of any kind or bitterness like you flesh do.


That's why He told you......


For My thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways My ways, says the Lord.



He's always loving whether you agree with him or not, He's always helping wether you believe Him or not. Wether you are in love with him or not, He will always help. It will look like you are the one helping yourself. But in reality your true help, your present help in time of trouble. Even when you don't appreciate, He kept on.


And He will keep helping until you get to the stage, you will realise that indeed this God Almighty is righteousness indeed. It wouldn't be that He didn't help out, but you couldn't walk with him in faith, that's trust and be patient. Because surely stuffs will happen. Both good and Ugly stuffs. Whether you pray and fast and pay tithes. Stuffs happens.


In all these things we are more than conquerors through Christ who loved us and gave his own blood to destroy sin and disobedience of the flesh.


It's too deep and it's more than difficult to understand, only the privileged ONES will be able to comprehend the Mind of God Almighty through Christ Jesus.



So that your faith might not rest in the wisdom of men (human philosophy), but in the power of God.


Yet when we are among the full-grown (spiritually mature Christians who are ripe in understanding), we do impart a [higher] wisdom (the knowledge of the divine plan previously hidden); but it is indeed not a wisdom of this present age or of this world nor of the leaders and rulers of this age, who are being brought to nothing and are doomed to pass away.



But rather what we are setting forth is a wisdom of God once hidden [from the human understanding] and now revealed to us by God - [that wisdom] which God devised and decreed before the ages for our glorification [to lift us into the glory of His presence].



None of the rulers of this age or world perceived and recognized and understood this, for if they had, they would never have crucified the Lord of glory.





But, on the contrary, as the Scripture says, What eye has not seen and ear has not heard and has not entered into the heart of man, [all that] God has prepared (made and keeps ready) for those who love Him [who hold Him in affectionate reverence, promptly obeying Him and gratefully recognizing the benefits He has bestowed].





Yet to us God has unveiled and revealed them by and through His Spirit, for the [Holy] Spirit searches diligently, exploring and examining everything, even sounding the profound and bottomless things of God [the divine counsels and things hidden and beyond man 's scrutiny].




For what person perceives (knows and understands) what passes through a man 's thoughts except the man 's own spirit within him? Just so no one discerns (comes to know and comprehend) the thoughts of God except the Spirit of God.




Now we have not received the spirit [that belongs to] the world, but the [Holy] Spirit Who is from God, [given to us] that we might realize and comprehend and appreciate the gifts [of divine favor and blessing so freely and lavishly] bestowed on us by God.





And we are setting these truths forth in words not taught by human wisdom but taught by the [Holy] Spirit, combining and interpreting spiritual truths with spiritual language [to those who possess the Holy Spirit].




But the natural, nonspiritual man does not accept or welcome or admit into his heart the gifts and teachings and revelations of the Spirit of God, for they are folly (meaningless nonsense) to him; and he is incapable of knowing them [of progressively recognizing, understanding, and becoming better acquainted with them] because they are spiritually discerned and estimated and appreciated.




But the spiritual man tries all things [he examines, investigates, inquires into, questions, and discerns all things], yet is himself to be put on trial and judged by no one [he can read the meaning of everything, but no one can properly discern or appraise or get an insight into him].



For who has known or understood the mind (the counsels and purposes) of the Lord so as to guide and instruct Him and give Him knowledge? But we have the mind of Christ (the Messiah) and do hold the thoughts (feelings and purposes) of His heart.
















GOD ALMIGHTY is love and in him there's no darkness, there's no hatred of any kind or bitterness like you flesh do.


That's why He told you......


For My thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways My ways, says the Lord.



He's always loving whether you agree with him or not, He's always helping wether you believe Him or not. Wether you are in love with him or not, He will always help. It will look like you are the one helping yourself. But in reality your true help, your present help in time of trouble. Even when you don't appreciate, He kept on.


And He will keep helping until you get to the stage, you will realise that indeed this God Almighty is righteousness indeed. It wouldn't be that He didn't help out, but you couldn't walk with him in faith, that's trust and be patient. Because surely stuffs will happen. Both good and Ugly stuffs. Whether you pray and fast and pay tithes. Stuffs happens.


In all these things we are more than conquerors through Christ who loved us and gave his own blood to destroy sin and disobedience of the flesh.


It's too deep and it's more than difficult to understand, only the privileged ONES will be able to comprehend the Mind of God Almighty through Christ Jesus.



So that your faith might not rest in the wisdom of men (human philosophy), but in the power of God.


Yet when we are among the full-grown (spiritually mature Christians who are ripe in understanding), we do impart a [higher] wisdom (the knowledge of the divine plan previously hidden); but it is indeed not a wisdom of this present age or of this world nor of the leaders and rulers of this age, who are being brought to nothing and are doomed to pass away.



But rather what we are setting forth is a wisdom of God once hidden [from the human understanding] and now revealed to us by God - [that wisdom] which God devised and decreed before the ages for our glorification [to lift us into the glory of His presence].



None of the rulers of this age or world perceived and recognized and understood this, for if they had, they would never have crucified the Lord of glory.





But, on the contrary, as the Scripture says, What eye has not seen and ear has not heard and has not entered into the heart of man, [all that] God has prepared (made and keeps ready) for those who love Him [who hold Him in affectionate reverence, promptly obeying Him and gratefully recognizing the benefits He has bestowed].





Yet to us God has unveiled and revealed them by and through His Spirit, for the [Holy] Spirit searches diligently, exploring and examining everything, even sounding the profound and bottomless things of God [the divine counsels and things hidden and beyond man 's scrutiny].




For what person perceives (knows and understands) what passes through a man 's thoughts except the man 's own spirit within him? Just so no one discerns (comes to know and comprehend) the thoughts of God except the Spirit of God.




Now we have not received the spirit [that belongs to] the world, but the [Holy] Spirit Who is from God, [given to us] that we might realize and comprehend and appreciate the gifts [of divine favor and blessing so freely and lavishly] bestowed on us by God.





And we are setting these truths forth in words not taught by human wisdom but taught by the [Holy] Spirit, combining and interpreting spiritual truths with spiritual language [to those who possess the Holy Spirit].




But the natural, nonspiritual man does not accept or welcome or admit into his heart the gifts and teachings and revelations of the Spirit of God, for they are folly (meaningless nonsense) to him; and he is incapable of knowing them [of progressively recognizing, understanding, and becoming better acquainted with them] because they are spiritually discerned and estimated and appreciated.




But the spiritual man tries all things [he examines, investigates, inquires into, questions, and discerns all things], yet is himself to be put on trial and judged by no one [he can read the meaning of everything, but no one can properly discern or appraise or get an insight into him].



For who has known or understood the mind (the counsels and purposes) of the Lord so as to guide and instruct Him and give Him knowledge? But we have the mind of Christ (the Messiah) and do hold the thoughts (feelings and purposes) of His heart.

Summary please

While the zoo called nigeria keep embarrassing itself others laugh at it's predicament
Proverb....

When southern Nigeria take 1 step forward northerners will drag us a thousand step backward

sexylassie2:
Alfa male on nairaland cant handle these girls. I doubt it.

Once those girls enter heat now they will even be looking for beta males to lay them but them nor go see

Eco99:
.....

Just look at the preposterously cretinous reptiles

Recruited to protect citizens

Bunch of indescribably subliterate neanderthals

Group of Monstrously incompetent plebeians

Sybaritic nonintuitive Demented Ninny

Unconscionably blighted Syphilitic primitive maniacal peons

Secondly the idiot civilian that congratulated them and said they will outgrow it on Twitter

should be used to test corona virus drugs

His male children should be castrated and his female children womb removed

to avoid further spread of his genes

Nonsense

#Eco99

omo professor from Harvard 1972

Like for Nigeria lawmakers share for Bayern munich

UdechiHD:
China gives loans and in return spend money on railways, seaports and infrastructures to improve markets for China goods. They come here, live here and hustle here just like you and I? But the French on the other hand invest nothing in your continent. The colonial mindset of luxury and bamboo work, monkey chop will never leave the French. The French have helped underdeveloped Africa with coups, civil wars and labs for advanced diseases.

The Chinese do none of that. Africa has prospered since when the Chinese focused its eyes on Africa. Can you ever compared Chinese loans with the French IMF? The Chinese gives you loans with no interest. They actually expect you to use the loans to develop the projects mapped out for, but if you squander the loans, don’t expect them to fold their hands.
Never compare the Chinese with evil France.

So france is while Africa is backward abi, interesting

deepwater:
Beautiful !!!!


For those kids quoting me, let it be know today that all the mega projects and infrastructure Nigeria have was executed in the military regimes.

Your civilisation and democracy did nothing in Nigeria apart from empowering their friends and family.



1999 till date is greater than 1960 to 1998
You have sold larger crude oil for more monetary value in the former than the latter which bridges up the gap in time value for money.

Your country human resources is far better in this your 1999 period till date than the 1960 - 1999 period

So what are ur excuses for not performing better?
The military outshined your civilisation, it is bitter but the truth
Quote me and discuss intelligently

U must be a millitary man or somehow related to the millitary.

helinues:
Iranu talk

Don't u want restructuring and everyone will live in peace

ItsCheeze:
Nawa ohh, i think say na for only here this kind thing dey happen

Brazil is just like nigeria but then only difference is they have a economy far stable that Nigeria and buhari brothers haven't migrated there

Ninejaywon:
Speaker kill you there. Neymar is a very unserious player. You and mbappe need real flogging.

Neymar tried mbappe is responsible for psg loss

FaAbokiWithSuit:
Like for rice and fish.
Share for Neymar

Wallahi u no get sense

DrAbayomi:
Congrats Philippe. Well deserved victory. But then, Barca wants you back. Imagine the trio of Messi, coutinho, and Greiz up front... We’ll be back stronger and better. Mes que un club.

Messi had been messed up i 8-2 say this but Messi will play worst than ayebeni and bakayoko next season if he still say in Barca even floppy ighalo at afcon go shine pass am.i 8-2 say this but bacra no get future

helinues:
They are yet to maintain the one on ground, now they want to build new one

U see you have an element of good will in you but you are been influenced due to environment and maybe religion.let me give you an example when covid-19 ravaged the world christians and Muslims where all speaking all sorts of theories.hajj in Mecca was closed,Iran said it is good punishment to USA and other Sunni Muslims alas they where also worst hit,mosque closed churches closed white racists and supremista where thrown into confusion.the only hope was a vaccine.a vaccine doesn't work based on nepotism,tribalism,religion beliefs IT WORK BASED ON RESEARCH AND A UNITED COALITION OF EFFORTS and now we have the vaccine.the Russians where the first,maybe by middle of next year the US Europe WHO would officially release the covid-19 vaccine and that would be the end of Corona.
You see if only we could put away religious sentimentalism, tribalism,hate, nepotism, bigotry behind and work together our world would be a better place.

hamxee33:
hey get me ryt am not saying the boi is ryt wat am trying to say is that indescent dressing contribute immensely to increase in rape, speaking of imam u forget to mentioned countless pastors harrasing their members sexually I saw it even last Sunday on national daily

That stress the point I am saying.religion fanatism, incompatibility,and bigotry will take Nigeria backwards to the stone ages because we refused to do the right thing.nigreria is been torn apart by religion instead unity, hardwork and tackling issues without element of bigotry, nepotism or religious input.when covid-19 ravaged the whole world religion including Islam/Christian where spewing all sorts of ignorance and foolish statement, Mecca was closed for jajj,Iran said it is God punishment to the USA, christians said it is 666 both Christians/Muslims/racists suffered from it. but look at the hardworking Russians they went into action and found the vaccine.while the usa and the west will officially release the vaccine next yr.what am saying is that when decision are made on bigotry and sentiments there can never be progress
THATS NIGERIA FOR YOU

AkwaIbomMan:
Harrison you have changed your moniker abi?
for your information you better return that my account cos I've tracked you and know where you're staying in port Harcourt.
You better be very careful who you're joking with

They will never learn

Atiku:
Me and edu just spoke. We don’t have that kind of money.

gunners always stingy with cash

fartfact:
he flopped yet he has won the ballon d'or after they left,,was it not you guys that said messi was finished after iniesta left but he shamed you guys,,before he was only winning golden boot but now he wins playmaker awards too.the same cannot be said for Ronaldo who needs Marcelo,benz, modric,kroos to work everything for him no wonder he only has 9cl goals for juve in 2seasons.Bring modric,Marcelo,Benz,Ramos to juve and see Ronaldo comeback to life

Lazy Nigerian youths arguing over messit and pernaldo while there country roof is on fire

ThierryJay:
Beverlyjean, you lie a lot. And that will only serve to damage your credibility in these arguments. FYI Messi has won 6 UCL golden boots.

2008/2009
2009/2010
2010/2011
2011/2012
2014/2015
2018/2019

Why do you CR7 fans like to lie a lot to attack Messi. It only demonstrates your inferiority complex.

Lazy Nigerian youths arguing over messit and pernaldo while there country roof is on fire

Numerouno94:
What Joy do u derive in attacking Messi?

Messi dat doesn't give a shit abt us yet his residing rent free in ur mind nd brain.

I luv Messi buh i don't jump from thread to thread attacking Ronaldo. Cos Ronaldo doesn't give a shit abt me.

Wonder why most of Messi nd Rinaldo's fans re stupid nd lazy...

All these effort they use in criticising em both culd b used in building up their lives. Poor Nigerians...

Instead of them to support Kano pillars and eyinmba that are here fooling themselves of messhit and penado

I think with the latest rumours of Messi saying his future isn't sure at barca.i want to see the GOAT at arsenal.fellow gunners how do you feel about it.
Would u love to see Messi at the Emirates statdium

Henrydone:
He gone too far with showy displays, that was foolish


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LZB6ctA-TQ&t=1s

Maybe one indian man make am jazz that why only come dance expose himself