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NwaAmaikpe:



No biggie.
I've had sex in the car during a Shiloh mantle service.
You can imagine the fright and pleasure plus the thrill from the possibility of being caught by those stwwards and appearing on NL's front page.

Digging it while Bishop's voice was blaring out those mega speakers.
When he instructed we raise our mantle, we paused the act but had none. So we ended up using Adanne's white panties.

My holiest sex ever.

Dude you funny o, na adanna pant una see as mantle, you for just raise adanna left bobby, soft mantle, chai i haff spoil.

GrabHisBalls:
Oga, I am not saying something of this nature can't happen. It's likely to happen, but from the chat, it's not a big deal to tell it's fake. From the supposed friend's replies to the Soldiers accounts don't add up. There's even a disconnection in their tones. The blogger obviously made it up with his whatsapp.

ok no wahala, but wait first, you be babe abi guy man, this your moniker sef.lol

nwaanambra1:
see how every one is discussing. no NCAN because they are all yoruba!

let it be igbo thing now - all the NCAN branch will be wanking on the thread!


see how they are all blaming government for lack of jobs for the youth -simply bc its yorubas!


hypocrisy is the major bane of this contraption!

did anybody stop you from exercising your ncan right, your people are actually worse, yahoo is synonymous to all tribes, but anything drug, cocaine, tram, heroine...na ipob amaka.

GrabHisBalls:
The chat is made up. If you believe the story then you're the dumbest person on NL.

i believe it and i aint dumb, for this naija, wetin person never hear or see. Whats not to believe, two matured adults fuvck themselves, e turn to belle, never underestimate woman wey get agro. She will fucvk and unfuvck.

obembet:
The suspects are identified as

1. Maduka Jonas Chibuzo, 35

2. Chika Odinaka

3. 25 and Davis Chime, 30

Good representative

lol...where you from...always tot you are an ipobian.

When a farm tool has been over used, it cannot function well again, let them give her blood tonic so she can regain strenght. Who know self if the holy ground in mecca is punishing her.

She finally made good use of her puna, i hope you set a better example to your child, anyways congratulobia

All this power tussle self, las las na the same 6ft below the ground all man dey go. Thank God say man no dey live forever, wetin poor man eye go see ehn. To settle this matter, let them do competition on who ugly pass win, i know many people will vote for osho baba.

Eya... Stories that touch, thunder fire you dia.

If you know you cant afford bulletproof vest, or you have high bp or you cant run well, please avoid any kind of protest, if casala burst sowore will fly to the usa first class

TheBillionTeam:
The first python escaped, but this 7ft python I made sure I destroyed its skull and cut off the head. I hope to execute a 20 ft python soon.

snake executioner....well done o

You will know when lalasticlala is on duty, back to back snake threads. Smh

airminem:
why would a man want to steal in the first place.? cos the government doesnt care which way he ends up. RIP

the govt doesnt care, why are you not stealing, make all man kuku carry gun abi.

Englov:
That is a good one


If you are from ABIA hit like button for here now.

this are one of the likes hunters, make una help am o, make e no go hug transfomer

Omg, i have been blessed by this news.smh politicians cannot impress me, by the time they use 4years now, you will see no difference. Crooks with phd.

Some news dey dull brain.

Developers again, i can never be suprised.

lilwetdick:
what do i know

this cultist people are cowards, there only job is to harrass women

and shout aro at university boys to collect their girlfriends

most cultists are losers only have confidence in group.

a cultist alone is like a scared little boy, who is looking for his mummy, they are real cowards, real men confront themselves and settle it there, but if a cultist get beaten he runs like a lil bitch to call his other lil bitches

alphaconde:
This whale was washed ashore dead what do u guys really expect? That they fix oxygen on it? Abeg we have other problems.

if it was alive, will it be treated any better, na people like you dey support Atiku. Smh

alizma:
Some people just trying hard to be what they are not.
You eat cow meat, eat chicken every weekend and you still have the guts to condemn this people. In which way are you better of them?

your wrong bro, cow and chicken and goats etc are widely accepted and eaten by a large number of people, whales, shark and the likes are endangered species and need to be protected, not all animals are for food.

When i read such stories i wonder who cursed Africans with this urge to kill and conquer anything that comes out of the ocean, thats why the whites are miles ahead of us in research and development, why do you think aquariums are not lucrative in naija, naija man fit use gold fish as substitute if no fish for pot. I sure say if mermaid do mistake wash up for bar beach, na pepper soup be that.

naso123:
Jesus Christ. Did a graduate write this or a primary school drop out? No underrstandind of present tense or past tence, just jumbling things together. Any hope for this country is gradually diminishing due to the quality of graduates we churn out year in year out.

craze dey worry you, cant you just see the fun part of things.

Nice write up, read every word. Dont mind those hate filled people.

I want to talk about suicide, you can foward to others , many people suffer from depression which is the cause of 90% of suicides, there are various causes of depression and here are some of them loneliness,loss of job,family issues,problems,relationship failure / break ups, divorce,debt,drug use. From the very first stage of inception man has started a race, being born, was a race, as you had to race against thousands of sperm to get to the egg, it goes on till the last day we check out, naming ceremonies, the primary education, secondary and tertiary, numerous birthdays, relationships, work, etc.The world is so structured in such a way that if one or more of this events don't go as planned, disappointment sets in, and that in itself is a problem, the inability to solve this problems gradually opens the door for depression to set in. Many may not know but they have suicide tendencies, but as we all know, problems are bigger than themselves and our inability to cope with frustration and disappointments from this problems vary, I am not here to judge anyone who has committed suicide or is contemplating one, because I have been on that road and I know how it feels, when it seems earth is against you, and your village people have upgraded to an excellent wifi connection, you will feel unloved, very unlucky and sometimes cursed, your social life is crap, you barely have friends, you can barely scrap out 1-0-1 and sometimes you do 0-1-0, part of the problems made you look to drugs as a means of escape, but you realize the escape only last while the drug is in your system. I can go on and on, but the point is that is all this commotion worth taking your life for, my answer is NO, why do you think there is negative and positive, or rain and sun, or good and bad, life hits us hard, but also makes us smile, relationships fail, yes they do, they have been failing since the 17th century, you need to move on, the world awaits your awesomeness,look for something positive in your life and dream, never stop dreaming, work towards making that dream a reality, and don't stop working, the truth is that life will go on, with or without any human on earth, another truth is that life is sweet and very enjoyable, no matter how worse the situation is. One of the best ways to end depression is knowing when you have one and getting help or talking about it, you think you have a problem,just wait to hear another person's own. The way is never to end your life, you are unique, specially and beautifully created, there are tough times but they don't last forever, on a final note, if you show signs of depression, get help today, and please talk to someone, a problem shared is half solved. Have a beautiful day, please share with others, you might just save a life

You want to put millions of lagosians in sifia panic, the number or ponmo consumed on a daily, should make cows protest, y some people just want to do evil , when being positive and kind rewards more.

The day we put patriotism over politics and rise against the force that want us extinguished, we will continually wallow in a repeated cycle of "if nots" and self pity. The police force has good in it, but to get better results we need a total overhauling of the structure, the police needs top funding, and intensive training on inter personal rel, esp with the public. God bless Nigeria.

She prefers the friends zone affair, or maybe the guy had misread the signs , or maybe he has mouth odour,or maybe she is not ready to tie her puna officially to one man.

What exactly is this guys crimes, i know of a few who have done worst and still free today. Protest are and should be an important part of any democracy. Its the last resort for the masses against misrule and tyranny.

Hey kid, better drop your fathers phone, before you are caught, have you finishe learning your nusery rhymes.

If this is true, then what drives bale is money and not the passion for the game, are we sure bale is not an igbo man.

I have always said that many women are better off as slay queens, mother material are scarce today.