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lative:
go n meet nollywood directors,they would help u fast forward ur life to that time

hahahhahahahhahahah
Abeg no kill me with laff o jare

Stelvin101:
These two set of people giving Nigerians so much headache and pains should just meet in one big open field and fight like ancient battle where "you shoot me and I shoot you then we fight with swords" While Nigeria Army sit down and wait for the winner.

hahhahahhahahah
A true comedian

Obinnio:
Thunder fire her, I no go even run away, I go collect my bride price back from her parents and if possible she go pay all the expenses, no court on earth will make me give her a dime on divorce. na she go pay damages

hahahahhahahahahhaha
Guy u funny
She go pay damages for wot Na

tosyne2much:
Oyah tell me how I form

hahahhahahahahaha see this yeye boi o

tosyne2much:
I'm waiting

y u dey beg me for back na?
Stop begging me pls

tosyne2much:
Okay I admit but I will want you to be specific in the areas in which I form

u dey form in all areas,
Make I show u?

tosyne2much:
Seriously? I sabi form ke? Tell me something

u no no?
Abegi

Most guys here will even take a female mention as greenlight.
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tosyne2much:
You no lie at all bro

e.g tosyne2much d guy sabi form chai

vchykp:
the only woman with those qualities is VIRGIN MARY.!

I dnt belief that

timsonpreye:
it won't only change ur destiny it will also make u cum like tap water, just tell me where to find u baby..

. Hahhahah
I hate tap water try d nxt door pls

timsonpreye:
no baby I got just 10, don't worry hope u receive pms

I change my mind I want 3 no more 10
10 fit change ones destiny
In between I dnt receive pms

timsonpreye:
no baby I got just 10, don't worry hope u receive pms

I change my mind I want 3 no more 10
10 fit change ones destiny

timsonpreye:
don't worry baby u got no probs CU's AMA give it to u boom boom boom, lemme fit an appointment for us, how do u see it?

see me o
Chai

timsonpreye:
u no get problem at all becus I got it in plenty, lemme fix an appointment for us, how do u see it??

but wait o u got 3 and 10 together?
pix of I dnt beliv it

timsonpreye:
u no get problem at all becus I got it in plenty, lemme fix an appointment for us, how do u see it??

oya fix am sharply b4 I change my mind

timsonpreye:
if u av small eyes u would av gone for no.5

I no see that no 5 o
Wait let me check first




I no want 5 joo
Na 10 or 3 I want

timsonpreye:
u get big eyes but u are on the ryt place n ur problem is solved.

Big eye kwa na small eye I get

NO 10 set die
I will go with either no 3 or 10

menix:
Madam why u like lie, just tell us u now ve a young chap screwing you

You ve 2 grown up nd still u want that old man to help you sweep, wash plate, do laundry and cook for you...

U even trained some useless kids, how can my mum call me today and say my dad does not support her with chores in his 70's nd she won't regret dialing my number.

my thought exactly

cckris:
Please where is Canada?

Richiy:
Mingle with his friends: Be polite and respectful to them. A real man would not let the opinion of his friends be the basis of decision making in his relationship. If he solely follows the opinion of his friends, he is not even worth it

Do his laundry: While you are not a drycleaner, there is nothing wrong with occasionally helping him wash, especially if he is washing or you are washing, you might just out of your current mood decide to help him or not...as long as you do not overdo it.

Spend the weekend at his place: I don't get this. Apart from regular dates and hangouts, don't one usually feel the need for privacy and companionship with your partner? When I date, I don't find it weird at all to want to spend some days over. So, I will just say that this is inconclusive. Whatever rocks one's boat.

Visit his family regularly: Why a girl would do that is beyond me. Regularly...like regularly? But why? Maintaining a good relationship with them is good enough. You don't have to constantly disturb them.

Depending on him to take care of you and your family: This one is hilarious. What is he? Your saviour or what? Lol. Why would you want to depend on a guy for your survival and even your family's? Don't give anybody your dignity abeg. Nuff said.

Sleep with him: This one is very relative. My philosophy is; It is your body and if you feel comfortable enough to share it with someone, it's okay. Please don't crucify me. A large percentage of us do it already, openly or covertly. If you don't, it is still okay. In all, don't let anyone make you do what you don't feel comfortable doing.

Public display of Affection: This is actually not that bad. Your emotions can make you openly show your partner love. But, it is the excess that is bad. A lot of pda, especially social media display, show esteem issues and insecurity. People that enjoy great relationships are too busy enjoying it to think of uploading photos every 5 minutes.

Generally, each relationship is dynamic and there is no rule for human relationships. Whatever works for the both of you is just fine! Others don't really matter.

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jahbiz:
Ask ur elder sisters if they didn't do d ones above.

chai

SANCHEZH1:
let see who go beg

ok
Let's go dia

SANCHEZH1:
betta no hear .. We guys are going on an indefinite strike

u re free to go on strike
We ladies re also going on strike

I vote ichommy
Cc: Nljega

Hmmmmmmm
OK we yaf hear
We will reason am in d counsel of d elders

Ekehwinz:
this is no comedy, am in dire need of cash right now.

God will provide

Ekehwinz:
baba please i need small raba to tidy my fees and rent.

hahahhahah
Funny

tosyne2much:
That's true.. I'm sowi

good

tosyne2much:
It happens you know?

I know but u dnt need such