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Hahahhahaha can't stop laughing I could remember my sch days I av a flat mate a guy a very sharp mouthed sumone, he can abuse u till u faint. It was during this 2go stuff he added many girls he bleeped them but there is a particular babe that he is so interested in hmmmmmm he has been fantasising on how he go bleep d girl hard onto say d babe na nursing student say them be baddo wen it comes to bleeping so he fixed a wkend for d babe to come to our side, he babe has a very sweet voice chai me sef trip for d babe so on d day she is to come she came toward 7pm we d ladies re preparing to go for a bash eve lata I decide not to go to d party so I stayed back this my flat mate has been taking agbo jedi, ale etc. because of this babe this is a guy that even if he is dying he won't take any agbo o Hmmmmm wen this babe eventually came oh gawd this babe has a terrible tribal mark, asin this one from d middle of d head down like 12 tribal marks on her face it was wen he brought d babe home he saw d tribal he was sooo disappointed because he couldn't bail out, I just encouraged him to let d babe sleep o because he wan dey give d babe tfare to go back that nite, d next morning he woke up very early he came to my room nd told me that abeg help me out how will I discharge this babe b4 d oda housemates return I just told him to chill so one of his fnd now pretend to be his dad has to. Lie that is bro is very sick that he should be going to ago from ijebu ode upon that d babe still wan stay she tell d guy say dear let's go together u know am a nurse @least I can help out with one tin or d oda my flatmate just said dnt. Worry go home wen I come back I will give u a call. Immediately d babe took a bike our oda flatmates just came back I was soo relived thou I made jest of him till today. We call him in school then "kunle oro"

Hahahhahaha can't stop laughing I could remember my sch days I av a flat mate a guy a very sharp mouthed sumone, he can abuse u till u faint. It was during this 2go stuff he added many girls he bleeped them but there is a particular babe that he is so interested in hmmmmmm he has been fantasising on how he go bleep d girl hard onto say d babe na nursing student say them be baddo wen it comes to bleeping so he fixed a wkend for d babe to come to our side, he babe has a very sweet voice chai me sef trip for d babe so on d day she is to come she came toward 7pm we d ladies re preparing to go for a bash eve lata I decide not to go to d party so I stayed back this my flat mate has been taking agbo jedi, ale etc. because of this babe this is a guy that even if he is dying he won't take any agbo o Hmmmmm wen this babe eventually came oh gawd this babe has a terrible tribal mark, asin this one from d middle of d head down like 12 tribal marks on her face it was wen he brought d babe home he saw d tribal he was sooo disappointed because he couldn't bail out, I just encouraged him to let d babe sleep o because he wan dey give d babe tfare to go back that nite, d next morning he woke up very early he came to my room nd told me that abeg help me out how will I discharge this babe b4 d oda housemates return I just told him to chill so one of his fnd now pretend to be his dad has to. Lie that is bro is very sick that he should be going to ago from ijebu ode upon that d babe still wan stay she tell d guy say dear let's go together u know am a nurse @least I can help out with one tin or d oda my flatmate just said dnt. Worry go home wen I come back I will give u a call. Immediately d babe took a bike our oda flatmates just came back I was soo relived thou I made jest of him till today. We call him inschool then "kunle oro"

OnyeEgo1:
go back n read my story, dia was no where i said she was my GF, u saw d word ''acquaintance'' as d subject... So whats ur stress??

The fact i av already posted as a thread shows i am not makin it up as some insinuated

cc efemenaXY

oga chill take a chill pill u dnt need this outburst am pointing out wot I saw it hasn't gotten to this because for a lady to start telling u her sexcapades then there is more that meet d eye, dia is still tins u re not saying

OnyeEgo1:
U don't know how much i care 4 dis babe, i literally take her as my sis, dia are somethings abt me no one knows except her..

Now here is d settings... She is d wild one, n i am d innocent one to her oh!...

Maybe u avent been in such relationship with a guy dis close yet no sexual attraction btw d both of u guys, datz y it seems my story is unbelievable....

''Childhood things''??, i don't understand dat...

I read about ur story I mean d one u posted urself, u admit d girl being ur gf but now ur ex nd d lecturer accusing u of dragging her with him Pls correct me if am wrong

barbados1:
No! Do u care to chat?

. Just send u an invite kindly accept

Herzumpther:
Babe just thank God for me.

*Hugs her*

talk d good news nah me sef wey no contribute for how to handle ur dad am waiting for d good news, spill it joou wan kee me with HBP?

veave:
Babe, i saw the handwriting from the second paragraph. .e is overdone with you. You just realized now? You nor get boyfriend again oh. Make i tell you. You better delete his number. Infact, if you check my fone, you will see dontpick1-7 or even more, i have lost count.

Now those numbers on 'dontpick' are numbers i will not delete so as not to mistakenly pick their call. And the good thing about those numbers is that, i can never dial or pick them because i don't know who is who.
You better adjust well.

. I stored most calls I don't wanna pick with trouble, I av trouble 1-5 till he get d clear pix and stop calling

Lexusgs430:
You sure have uncanny sense of humour !!!

hmmm, tanx

Lexusgs430:
Hmmmmm

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Lexusgs430:
Will be seated and waiting !!!

don't wait because I don't even know wot factors to give u so don't boda waiting

Lexusgs430:
On what factors?

hmmmmm let me see will get back to u

Lexusgs430:
Are you for takes?

hmmmmm, depends

Lexusgs430:
Are you wishing to volunteer?

y re u asking, do u wanna volunteer?

barbados1:
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CHESTER48:
Thank you so much for finally seeing the fact.this guy is a fraud.he is no more talking ooooo..rubbish.he said he will post the doctors number,all of a sudden he said due to security.he mentioned Tehn.I don't know what is tehn.but he mentioned Tehn cause he thinks and know people believe in tehn.that's why he made it to tehn to make look so real.at first,since he knew he will call then to this,why did he first add his account number.the other post he mad,he begged to hit FP.but it didn't.now he created it again,and now it did.even the mod who posted this just believed him.it nobthier fault because the guy made it look so real.but he compmicted himself..he said he flied her back,all of a sudden,he said the girl is back at Lagos's,and he is paying 60k every week.but he said his money got exhausted.how can a doctor make mistake on age.dont you know that some1 can die by jhst kieng of age in hospital.they can give you a drug that is over than your age due to you said you 20..thief.thank you my dear.

oga u need to use ur glasses d pic up dia is 31 just because u av been duped doesn't mean everyone is a scammer, if u can't help kindly ignore its not a must

LewisO:
Hello!

I av ur num but I just wanna be sure, infact I av 2 of ur nuns that is if u use more than that

striktlymi:
Let girls age be 'g'

Mum's age be 'm'

Dad's age be 'd'

Since the girl's age is half that the mum then it follows that:

g = m/2 ====>> m = 2g...........(a)

Considering the dad is 5yrs older than the mum, we also have the following:

d = m + 5...........(b)

From (a) we can represent (b) as:

d = 2g + 5...........(c)

Since their combined ages is 100yrs, it follows that

d + m + g = 100..........(d)

Substituting (a) and (c) in (d) we have:

d + m + g = (2g + 5) + 2g + g = 100

====>> 2g + 5 + 2g + g = 100

Collecting like terms, we have:

(2g + 2g + g) + 5 = 100

====>>. 5g + 5 = 100

====>> 5g = 100 - 5

====>> 5g = 95

Divide through by 5, we have:

====>>. g = 19

Substituting "g" in (a) and (c), we have:

m = 2(19) = 38

d = 2(19) + 5 = 38 + 5 = 43

Hence we have the following:

Girl is 19 yrs old.

Mum is 38 yrs old

Dad is 43 yrs old.

Sorry, had to do that cause it has been a long while I worked out a mathematical problem.

. brainiac that is d nickname I give u