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Mind was trustin a fnd nd she end up marryin my boifnd |
Sharexgold: A young mosquito went out flying for the first time in his life. When it came back the father asked, "How was it out there and how did you feel? The young mosquito replied, "It was great Daddy, everyone was clapping for me". The father replied "No one was clapping hands for you". Everyone wantes to kill you. The more they clapped, the more chances you were going to die. LESSON: In life, not all the people who celebrate you are well wishers. So, be WISE! |
My boobs |
A bus loaded with passengers was travelling from ph to lagos through benin. Before d journey of 30 miles began, an old woman in d bus told d conductor nd driver to alert her once they got to benin. They agreed nd the journey began. Soon, d old woman fell asleep and since nobody else was dropping at benin, the conductor nd driver forgot abt d old woman. 5 miles into lagos nd 15 away from benin, d old woman woke up nd asked if they had reached benin. The driver nd conductor realized their mistakes nd apologized but d old woman would not take it. She complained hard nd so, d driver on the consent of d other passengers who had pity on her, reversed nd went back to benin. Afta a long nd tireless journey, they arrived. D conductor in a haste to make up for lost time told her that they had reached benin so she could drop. He started offloading her bags. But the old woman shouted 'noooo, ayam dropping at lagos but my pickin say i should take my drugs when i reach benin' D passengers fainted. |
hahahhaha very funny lmao |
oh that is too mean just need a candid advice dnt be too mean alryt |
m. |
i spend 2800 naira fuel in 3 days, that is aproximately 28000 naira in a month day nd nite not a full day half a day nd i use a prepaid metre which i load 5000 naira card for a year. this is really unbearable, wot is d government doin with our tax money, government should pease do sumtin about our electric situation in nigeraia |