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My blind date was a memory I won't wanna forget he is sooo cute met him on fb, he stays in ib nd me lag I went to do a party in ib so I used the opportunity to cee him wow I was so happy he is my kind of man very tall nd handsome good composure nd outspoken. We had a misunderstandin so we had to quit but we still ping nd call eachoda it was a swit experience

tickledeemple: 2 b attracted 2 a guy in 15mins,he must jez possess dis 3 fins....a captivating voice,fluent english and a great look

seconded

Idowuogbo: Eeeeem... So far.. Yea! Bedt, some short brudahs wiv small feet dey carry certain things o! I remember wan wey I c, hin own fat like yam. As I sight d thing, omo I para strx. i''m like "dude dat shyte ain't entering any hole in my body. I refuse to die young.

u make me laff

alutacontinua: nd also d guys sef, dem don use posts on nairaland finish demselves. Most of dem don yarn rubbish sotey ladies sef go dey run.
Oops! did i mention d fact dt most of dem are teenagers nd ugly too

lolzz

A man was starved of sex
because his wife had put 2 bed
thru CS. One day, the wife
said Eeyaa, my Love, I know
how u must be feeling because
of my condition; abeg take
this #2000 and look for
someone and satisfy urself.
The husband collected the
money and left, but returned
after 30 mins. The wife said,
Haba! So soon? and he
answered, I no go far, I just
enter this our neighbour
house! And the wife asked, I
hope she no collect money?
The man said she collected,
and the wife said, Abi she
dey craze? Abeg hold this
pikin for me, make i go
meet-am; d time wey she
born pikin new, I help her
husband free, why she go
collect money from u?

Give me more

Abeg holla me o am interested nd its gonna be a lovely nd memorable one

Mynd_44: Do you honestly think you can handle the outcome of this nonsense you just typed?

Y nt

Idowuogbo: Am sorry guys! Dis gal na confirm suegbe. O slowwwww baje! So bcus he is pulling d marriage cards on u it automically means he will marry u abi? Go borrow brain abeg!

if u can av 1 of my brain u'r lyf would av bin beta

Konnektions146: just dat yur sense of reasoning shoulddnt get beclouded by de quest for de "future"..

try and put yuur sellf out of de picturre and judge from outsidee, i am sure u will advice better.

good luck

tanx but i didn't

Konnektions146: marriage , marriage , marriage.
women dont think straight againn oncce dey hear e wor "MARRIAGE".
chei

its nt that we dnt think straight but we av to tink about our future

Mynd_44: okay

ya

Mynd_44: I still don't know who she was referring to

am talkin to ayobase nd tanx 4 ur concern. U realy help me a lot tanx

ayobase: U just said it....u know what to do!

tanx actually i was talkin to u about always being onlyn

Mynd_44: the men you know are dubious not all. Stop hanging out with mofos

okay sir

He sure set some boundry but am afraid, because nw he ll say she already had a son 4 him. U know men can be dubious

ayobase: Supernet.....Im sure u r kidding aight!
If not...how old are u?
As ur name implies...u r super and u shldnt fall for things like this!

noted nd mind u re always onlyn

Akpors called his girlfriend
on
phone that he got BB for her.
She
was happy, so she told
herfriends
the good news.
She dressed up to the
Akpors' place.........
Girlfriend: Baby I love u so
so
much. Wow, so u got a BB
for me?
Wow I can't wait. Please
where is
it?
Akpors: Yes dear, u know I
love u
and I will doanything to
make u
happy. Go to the table u will
find
it....
Girlfriend: Okay dear...... Pls
love I
can't find it here. Maybe u
come
and help me.
Akpors: Baby u mean u can't
see
the BREAD and BEANS on the
table?
J

davidylan: Oti o! Dont worry my dear, God will provide your own.

tanx i beliv so

davidylan: na wa o. Where you blindfolded?

no i wasn't before i know wot was hapenin she is already pregnant 4 him

Very cold nd painful still thinkin about it though, its killing me slowly