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RomanceRe: Woman Who Slept With 100 Men In A Day Eyes World Record by SuperOnyi: 5:26pm On Dec 17, 2024
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I appreciate strong and hardworking women like her for showing that the words of our former darling president Mr. Buhari was right when he said Nigerian youths are lazy. They're all over the Internet complaining about APC like the political party actually meant any of the promises they made in 2015.

Be creative like this woman and @Helinues.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by SuperOnyi: 5:18pm On Dec 17, 2024
Chikacha:
Try Germany, Brazil, or Bahamas
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I'm still getting the same thing even though my account has been verified.

RomanceRe: This Fulani Man Just Did Something... [picture] by SuperOnyi(op): 5:08pm On Dec 17, 2024
illicit:
Oh wow, people change o

U are in bed with a fulani now?


Wonders...
Anyway I met one fulani guy at NYSC camp

He doesn't look or speak like it, he told us it was rural rugged missionaries that trained him
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I don't get the bold sentence above.

Just like people are surprised I don't sound "Nigerian"? Like English is their language.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by SuperOnyi: 5:01pm On Dec 17, 2024
Chikacha:
Try Germany, Brazil, or Bahamas
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Thank you sir.
RomanceThis Fulani Man Just Did Something... [picture] by SuperOnyi(op): 5:00pm On Dec 17, 2024
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A Fulani man wearing long blue sleeves shirt and long blue pants just left this store (my friend's store) right now.

At first, I just felt something doesn't add up with his body language so I was just anticipating something. He said he wanted A-42 fan belt, I gave it to him, called my friend to confirm the price, and was waiting for the money.

He put his hand on his sack he hung on his shoulder, brought out his phone, and began to type with it. I was beginning to get impatient. Suddenly, he brought it closer and asked "Is this the spelling of 'bookshop'? I said "Yes" even if he had spelt it as "Books shop." SuperOnyi wasn't really interested in what he was saying because I felt he had a motive.

I was right.

He started talking about how people feel he doesn't know what he's talking about when he wants to buy things such as books. He said he could feel that was how the bookshop owner felt when he was asking about a certain book.

I was beginning to understand why I found his body language suspicious, he was trying to start up a conversation about what had happened to him. It was suspicious because someone with malicious intentions could use storytelling to keep your mind wandering as he does whatever he wants to you.

I decided to listen.

He explained that he had learned to read on his own, and wanted to get a book he had started with to help another Fulani who was interested in learning to read English. As self-taught human reader, I quickly imitated his facial expression, nodding my head, and ensuring my other body language aligns with his to show interest.

My mind was still on the money.

However, for the first time I pulled my mind away from the thought of Mama Khadijat's mammary gland. I was genuinely happy he was breaking stereotypes and becoming a change. He told me he could read anything but still struggles to speak English and ashamed to practice in public because people laugh at him. He brought out the Rhapsody of Realities Christian book from his sack, reminded me that it's not an Islamic book but he had 'won' it.

Someone had challenged him to read a sentence there and take the book, and he successfully did and truly, it was given to him. He said this with a proud smile. I asked if he's ever been to school and his answer? No. He learned everything on his own.

I brought out my Korean jotting book and showed him how I too was learning a "language that was similar to Chinese" (in my words... to make him understand). He was marveled how I was able to read in their alphabets. I told him that anything is achieved as long as there's focus. I told him he has made me happy with this, and that, the Fulani people are some of the intelligent people I know.

He told me how Igbo people were some of best language learners and education is also a critical factor that has made this possible; because it has allowed me to write things down effortlessly.

If there's one thing I learned: it is the dangers of stereotypes. The Fulani man was not really happy about how people considered him illiterate in English just because he looked (and is) like a typical bush Fulani.

When he first showed me the phone, I genuinely didn't care about who wrote it, and now it's clear he expected a reaction and question from me. But for me, that was none of my business as such thoughts never crossed my mind but I could tell he was up to something.

Let us be mindful of stereotypes but that does not mean we should let our guards now.

InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by SuperOnyi: 4:41pm On Dec 17, 2024
Chikacha:
Try changing the Location of the VPN. What location do you use?
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US and then South Africa.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by SuperOnyi: 3:10pm On Dec 17, 2024
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Can someone tell me why I keep seeing it when trying to access binance 🙏🏽? I even used a VPN but no way, later on, I got an email saying my account has been verified. But I still can't access it.

CultureRe: See Wetin Person Wear Come Church, I Don Almost by SuperOnyi: 8:57pm On Dec 16, 2024
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This is one of the reasons you might keep blaming Nigerian politicians for your suffering rather than using their demonic opportunities to give them the middle finger. This was an opportunity to slip your hands into that skirt, if she's "old" and you don't dig her, you should have focused on her daughter.

It might even be a test to see who's brave enough to trample upon snakes and come out victorious.
TV/MoviesRe: Funke Akindele Makes ₦206M As 'Everybody Loves Jenifa' Hits Cinemas (Photos) by SuperOnyi: 4:59pm On Dec 16, 2024
jubrilELsudan:
FVCK DEY THE FILM SEF?
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grin grin
RomanceRe: Look At What I Bought. I Am Ashamed Of Myself by SuperOnyi: 1:30pm On Dec 16, 2024
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Almost the same size with the ones I bought 2 days ago, just a little bigger. This economic war has just begun cry
RomanceRe: My 5 Year Photo Difference. From Stressed To Unbothered (To be Deleted Soon) by SuperOnyi: 7:15pm On Dec 15, 2024
iLegendd:
You're welcome. You're on the right path. Keep pushing it. There is victory at last.

I no longer save in Naira. Even today, when I needed Naira, I had to exchange at online black market to settle my bills. So, that system of Naira is outdated.
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Thank you sir, understood!
RomanceRe: My 5 Year Photo Difference. From Stressed To Unbothered (To be Deleted Soon) by SuperOnyi: 4:52pm On Dec 15, 2024
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Ilegendd, I don't know but I just wanna say "thank you" from the bottom of my heart for not giving up and for being a Nairalander. God bless you. Thank you for creating these threads, God bless you and make you greater and 'realer.' May you never depart from the right path.

I'm waiting for people to call me a "dickrider" like I give a fúck! Thank you for your threads. I don't want to say why I'm writing all this...but even though I'm not where I'm supposed to be, I have proof that I am where I am today because I have not fully discovered whom I am. And yet, I am here today because I'm slowly discovering and using the abilities God has given to me.

Lastly, I was typing this and I remembered a question I have been wanting to ask: it's about the BAYUBAR method. Sir, do you still advise saving money in Naira banks? Thank you.
RomanceRe: My 5 Year Photo Difference. From Stressed To Unbothered (To be Deleted Soon) by SuperOnyi: 4:43pm On Dec 15, 2024
LordBiden:
This guy is one of the worst persons I hate seeing their threads on NL.

Just watch out he will soon use style to advertise one crappy ebook.

Or he will soon tell us how he earns billions from Amazon kdp.

The guy matter tire person.
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Shut up please! Nobody cares about your rotten opinions.
PhonesRe: If you’ve used a Realme phone, does “Hard to Break” live up to your expectations by SuperOnyi: 4:39pm On Dec 15, 2024
FM19addict:
It's not the ads actually, it's the endless spamming by accounts like yourself
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grin I notice... Did you notice the other bot above talking about how his brother got the dopest phone? Anyway, I see their aggressive marketing is working grin at least we are seeing it.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Can You Talk About Without Preparation For 30 Minutes? by SuperOnyi: 1:23pm On Dec 14, 2024
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I can talk extensively on science, masturbation, human psychology including complex and dark Internet users like GeneralPula and his obsession with the extermination of an entire race. I know nothing but with a brain capable of living for thousands of years after my death, I have the ability to learn and achieve anything.
RomanceRe: Why Does The Dream world Look So Real Is It Another Realm? by SuperOnyi: 10:33pm On Dec 13, 2024
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This is definitely one of the reasons you have remained stagnant in life. Analyzing your post alone makes me wonder if you're actually writing this in your dream, and drowning in thoughts about a girl who probably still demands for transport fare before she visits a man.
RomanceRe: Portable Breaks Up With Queen Dami, Accuses Her Of Prostitution by SuperOnyi: 10:29pm On Dec 13, 2024
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I wonder why she hasn't replicated the same thing she did to the Alaafin in the life of portable, how can he be foolish enough to not drop her phone number to scientists like me? How do we ascertain if truly she has such power without experiment?

This is why aliens are stalking us, they're probably baffled at man's stupidity.
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To Be Truly Happy Without Marriage, Children Or Family? by SuperOnyi: 6:55pm On Dec 13, 2024
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I wonder why anyone would take the OP serious, someone who has devoted his entire life to watch fetish pórn (you'd find disgusting) and come on Nairaland to create multiple monikers that make no sense. He's living such a sad life dwelling in illusion because his reality is his biggest nemesis.
PoliticsRe: Allen Onyema Meets President Tinubu, Lauds Hidden Policy Reforms by SuperOnyi: 6:47pm On Dec 13, 2024
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I know Mr. President as a man who understands reality, he certainly knows it's all a lie to earn his favor. I trust our president to do the needful.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Complain Of Rough Sex With Chief But Says The Pay Was Worth It by SuperOnyi: 6:29pm On Dec 13, 2024
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What a rotten society!
Our society has lost its value, how can such a young girl complain of "rough sex" when she hasn't even reached anywhere when it comes to oloshoism? Nigerian women are becoming lazy every single day, as an ambitious man hoping to build a legacy that transcends my lifetime, if I want to eat a frog, I'm gonna eat the biggest one.

Is she saying she hasn't seen all of these pórnstars handling 100 men at once? How can she be senséless and still suck at being senseless? This is why Mama Khadijat will always have a place in my metal heart.
RomanceRe: An Encounter With My Married Ex by SuperOnyi: 6:13pm On Dec 13, 2024
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This is one of the reasons SuperOnyi will die a legend, I know when a woman just wants to cheat for fun and when she truly needs to cheat to feed konji. This way, I help married women like Mama Khadijat remain fulfilled and men like her husband do their job better than anyone would.

I knew I was destined for greatness when I masturbated in front of a married woman rather than bed her as a good man who knew what Nigerian soldiers are capable of. She was so devastated that she reported me to her husband (soldier). When we finally met, he kept licking his tongue, and was so impressed he begged I handled his wife.

What could I have done as a good man?

I did a good job, and next, he demanded I handle him, and of course, I agreed—as long as he resigned from the army. Surprisingly he did as I said, that same week, 10 boys that ate iron at the gym for a living handled him so well that he ended in the hospital and developed amnesia.

In all of this, I was always there for his wife — I became the shoulder díck she could always lean on.
RomanceRe: Lady In Tears As Fiancé Cancels Wedding After Discovering She’s An ‘osu’ by SuperOnyi: 5:50pm On Dec 13, 2024
Doxy1:
Outcast
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This is false — it's being spread by ignorant people from the Igbo nation and their neighbors. Osus are the descendants of those who offered themselves to a god in exchange for protection. Over time, they became so sacred that their neighbors feared fighting them or having anything to do with them would bring doom and destruction.

Nowadays, people assume it is like the Indian caste system...It hurts that the actions of someone from hundreds of years ago is affecting innocent people today. It's even more pathetic that although this has been abolished, there are still people holding on to it for different reasons — ostracization, fear of the unknown, etc.

I SuperOnyi will never hesitate to bed the ugliest "Osu" girl at this point in my life where masturbation has become my second nature; the gods can stay mad. Orgasm must be achieved, after I cum, we can then come to an agreement.
TravelRe: Relocating To Abuja: Help Me To Decide! by SuperOnyi: 5:42pm On Dec 13, 2024
THELATTERMAN:
Noted. Thank you.
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Gwagwalada will do.
RomanceRe: This Is Demonic: Here Is What I Found Out And This Is What I'm Gonna Do by SuperOnyi(op): 10:46pm On Dec 12, 2024
minasu190:
Should in case you mastubate,remember you owe me 7k be that
Account number 9037959273
Opay
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Okay, if nobody shows up: you will have everything. I wanted to share it yesterday but nobody met up and I was happy grin.
TravelRe: Memoirs From Chile by SuperOnyi: 10:45pm On Dec 12, 2024
tensazangetsu20:
No
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grin (straight to point)
PoliticsRe: Why Is Nobody Talking About This In Africa (Alien Invasion) by SuperOnyi: 10:34pm On Dec 12, 2024
Infotubia9ja:
What you can see with your eyes you can believe right?
Then watch the tiktok video link I attach to this post and other related videos and see for yourself what you believe.
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I have heard about all of these things but I ended up wallowing in YouTube's rabbit hole without finding anything that satisfies my curiosity. I'm not on tiktok but let's see if it will play.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do some Parents Name Their Kids The Name Sarah? by SuperOnyi: 10:26pm On Dec 12, 2024
Samantha125:
Her parents are not educated and exposed, I don't think they knew who Satan was when they gave her that name... They just heard people talking about him... And I also wonder why she hasn't thought of changing it.

First time she came to the family house, my mom was like "go and make Satan some tea"... I was confused as to why she was calling the poor woman Satan, but she told me it's her name... I laughed so much that even serving her the tea became a big challenge for me, I had to contain myself... grin grin grin
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grin grin man

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