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Lord save my sinful soul, the only thing that big balloon reminds me of is Khadijat's gigantic mammary gland. This is the type of girl you'd underrate her bedmatics skills until she handles you better than her mother — this is what happened to me.

What if this animal was the magical creature we have been waiting for all this time to assist us on the mission to save our country? In the movie Merlin, the protagonist taught me a lesson: it's not every egg that's supposed to be eaten. If Merlin had eaten that dragon's egg, he might grown a pot belly big enough to swallow Camelot.

That being said, Mama Khadijat can do a better job on preparing that meat.

I will happily take her in as one of my mistresses.

arkad139:
mfvcker u just start making too much noise like that ur mentor ilege.ndd.

Wankerer

Get serious with your life, Abba. I can't believe you've started trolling me full-time now.

I know you're not dumb,
so you must have noticed what I am about to share. One time, after an intense marathon, Mama Khadijat once told me that it is the little things people ignore that I often capitalize on to make a difference. I never thought much about that statement, I prefer she used her mouth for something better than that.

But thinking about those words, I have finally realized that indeed, other than swallowing the rod containing the Corpus cavernosum, she can also use that mouth for a lot of things.

In all my journey through the rough terrains of life, here are some of the simple psychological tricks I have noticed:

1. When talking to someone, always start a sentence with their name especially if they had just told you their name e.g "Matthew, you're really good at what you do." Use this when you're making a request or giving a compliment.

2. When you meet someone "important " for the first time, do not be the first to reveal your opinion on politics, religion, etc. Let them be the first, say less but enough to show that you're fully interested in the conversation.

3. If you don't know the best way to engage someone in a conversation, subtly imitate their body language. Smile when they smile, nod your head slowly as they talk, and use phrases like "yeah," "exactly" and so on. I know you must have been doing this but this simple trick pushes them to keep leading the conversation as you carefully study them.

4. This is related to number 3. A lot of people listen to react or respond, don't do that. No matter how powerful the urge to respond or interrupt quickly is, listen and allow them to talk as much as they want. People love being listened to, it massages their ego—this is why they automatically assume they're winning a debate because their voice is the loudest. Let them talk. This trick can also be used to draw someone closer, they would begin to feel free to open up things to you.

5. The power of silence is underrated. When they expect you to speak, take a pause, keep them anticipating your next words — this would make reexamine whatever they want to say. This silence allows you to dominate a conversation or situation without saying much.

6. First impression matters a lot, the human brain is a one minute man in that aspect. People easily paint their own perspective of your personality in less than a minute of meeting you. This is why people assume someone with a "hard face" is wicked or that a guy wearing a suit and glasses is a responsible corporate worker.

7. Our perception of life is derived from the different influences around us. To understand someone, just try to find out where and who they grew up around, their favorite shows and movies, etc.

8. Colors are powerful and send subconscious messages we do not even notice but are influenced by them. Everything around us have a strong influence on the way we behave and think.

9. Compliments are seen as something positive but they can be used to cage someone. Most people do not do this intentionally but the power it holds is incredibly potent. If you want someone to behave in a certain way, give them a nice compliment especially if it's connected to their fears and insecurities. However, ensure it is not done often, it must be done intermittently.



I know you know all of these, but where the powers lies, is the ability to use this knowledge consciously to pave way for yourself. But be careful not to go beyond your limit.


To be continued...

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At this rate, humanity might throw away that our civilization because of the reverence we have bestowed upon money. It gets even more funny, or rather sad, when you remember that money is actually our own invention. This invention has led us to the top of nature's pyramid and might likely take us down to the bottom.

That's not all.

You soon realize that life is a big pot filled with abnormalities because whether we value money or not, humanity is likely doomed. We are stuck in a cycle of building and destroying until whoever created this spherical ball gets bored.

In the future, AI will take all the jobs, humans will become lazier, and there would be more people willing to be pórnstars than farmers, writers, and scientists. It would become easier for the powers that be to control the world.

Whichever way, I SuperOnyi would relish every moment, and bleed into words my experiences, knowledge, etc. and devor those fleshes in between Mama Khadijat's legs now that I can.

Have you ever lost someone close to your heart? Was it during a period (such as Christmas) that you had only envisioned happiness? It was so difficult that even though you're the typical strong person no dey cry, you couldn't stop your eyes or heart from bleeding?

Read this.

ruggedtimi:
with all your looks as stated above..you cant be a natural shy person.

You're serious about this comment? Look, we all have insecurities no matter the amount of super glue we use to patch them up. You might not know about it, or try to lie about it to yourself but one day, you will encounter situations that will uncover them.

This is why people believe good-looking people have different partners.

otipoju:
Lol. Even able to speak big English sef na asset.

Women love words...and you can use it to take them places deep inside them.

Long short be her safe space.

I don't feel like writing much on this, although I'm also thinking of giving a book away in this forum. It will open men's eyes but it can be used to harm women.

Dear men, write and digest this guy's comment on this thread — it's nothing but facts.

This is one of the main reasons Baba Khadijat would remain grateful to me for the success of his marriage. With the rod of life in between my legs and the erection of a rigor mortis, I have been able to keep Mama Khadijat's legs inside her marriage.

Assad's mistake was not relocating to Russia, it is the simple mistake of forgetting someone like SuperOnyi exist.

Even if there's not enough or it becomes more expensive than the worth of the 10 pieces of underwear Mama Khadijat got me last Christmas, we great Nigerians will happily go through these terrifically terrifying experiences. We believe our country will be GREAT AGAIN!

Only a dumb person would go against the decisions of Mr. President, patriotic Nigerians like Helinues and GeneralPula would never do that. Our President has proven that anything is achievable in life. This is why I have decided to add Mama Hassana to the list of beautiful multi sized black mamas that will keep me hydrated as we walk through the desert of APC.

Her greenlights are obvious and brighter than our great country's future, I'm sure Mama Khadijat would be proud of me. She's not that dumb to believe that I would be bedding just her — stupid!

Now, I have to starve today . Next fine will be N10,000. Stick around.

Puntingnoob:
I'm interested. Chairman.


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Opay

nigerdoncast:
I am Interested. Palmpay 8130038311.
May God help you.

minasu190:
Should in case you mastubate,remember you owe me 7k be that
Account number 9037959273
Opay

All sent .

I viewed porn by mistake .


7000 ÷ 3 = 2,333.33

flokii:
If Oyo people should allow this nonsense stand in Yorubaland, they should say bye bye to peace cos they won't be able to sleep with their two eyes closed.
Introducing sharia courts to South West is a calculated attempt by the muslim radicals up North to radicalize South West muslims, you'll start witnessing all sorts of human right abuses, extra-judicial killings and whatnot just like the Christian girl Deborah Samuel that irate muslims killed in Sokoto which Atiku refused to condemn because it was a Christian that muslims killed.
It seems the Fulanis are picking up their evil agenda to dip the quran in the ocean.. from Oyo, the madness will keep spreading till it gets to Lagos. May God not allow docility kill Yorubas.

Can you just leave Fulani out of this? Is Oyo state a Fulani state? Most of you know nothing about the geographical location called Nigeria and its inhabitants. If the people of Oyo want Shari'a, then so be it—as long as they don't want to extend it to others who want nothing to do with it.

This is me.

Everything comes with a price,but if i can meet someone who aligns with my goals and dream in life, I'll certainly eat my cake and still eat it again and again. Money isn't what pushes me to succeed but the thought of being unable to provide for my loved ones and the people around me, and achieve my dreams (of proving that the "black man" can create something out of nothing) is one of the most important motivations.

If only, I can find such a woman... I'm handsome... blablablabla.

The point is: once you find that kind of person, you wouldn't have to sacrifice something important to you all because of your ambition. Not when you're not a nun.

I have a lot to write right now but...

JAOS:
Make I drop 🥹

So you got your share and despite the OP's plead, you tried to game them again? This is why you're poor and the reason your country is just like you.

Akpaamunsi:
Same old boring story day in day out...
Chile is paradise to this guy. Poverty na bad thing o

Oh please, shut up! You're becoming a pest, like dang! 🤦🏽‍♂️ I need to see something positive and productive not your boring ass BS.

zackmann:
What that guy said is nothing but the truth. The IQ of blacks are so low, that it affects almost everything about us. I've done a lot of research on this as well, and I must tell you that IQ is very real.

I'm sorry I can't relate, I'm trying to keep sentiments aside, else I would have agreed completely with him. I'm very tough on black people, believe me. It's all about the foundation upon which we stand. When you dig deeper, you'd see the problem staring at ya. Believe me, I wanted to rant about how pathetic the black race is, however logically, I'm forced to argue as I've got "black" in me.

When we solve math back in high school, we start from the beginning, and you dared give a straight answer; my teacher Mr. Alex would never buy that. And that's the same thing here, if you say that black people have the lowest IQ, break the whole thing down.

Another example: Nigeria is failed black state... sad truth. If I wanted to create another country from scratch with the same people as the inhabitants, what should I be doing if I want to avoid creating another Nigeria? Tell me? Do I start from the beginning just like Mr. Alex would advise?

It's all about foundation. Trying to push a certain range of IQ on a "race" is purely sentimental. I hate to admit this, but I have no choice. I hate to admit this, but most facts we hold on to are subjective. And by the way, this one here isn't even a fact.

If you wanna dive deeper: what makes me "black"? Besides there are black Indians too and also black Australians. It has absolutely nothing to do with the color of skin, your IQ doesn't automatically become 68 because you're "black."

I hate that I'm doing this but unfortunately it's the bitter truth. Yes, I'm totally ashamed of the "black" race and think they should be recolonized by maybe someone like me .


@Princewill1

Princewill1:
Forget about using black people's unfounded IQ sentiments as your defence mechanism.

IQ is real.

The IQ test average I qouted was conducted by an European source but it placed East Asians ahead of Europeans, how then is it propaganda.

I recently returned from the core North after over a month stay there... I went to the rural and the urban part and interacted with the locals. I don't need any research or test to know that Northern Nigeria has a lower IQ than Southern Nigeria.

IQ is real and it's tie to development.

The example with Southern Nigeria and Northern Nigeria isn't enough. In fact, sometimes I find IQ test is subjective and cannot be universally accepted. A average Northerner grew up around a different environment, take a look at Nairalanders' comments and you'd see most have no clue about other parts of this country.

An almajiri from the North would have a different viewpoint from that of a poor Igbo kid in Onitsha.

Princewill1:
There is nothing wrong with the mind of black people.

I have researched on this topic before and it all boils down to IQ.

Average IQ in Sub-saharan Africa is 68, in Europe is 100 and 105 in East Asia.

East Asians like Japanese, South Koreans and Chinese are more intelligent and do well in maths than Europeans.

There is nothing wrong with us black people that's just how we are created.

Thank God, I'm not black. I was not born "less intelligent" than others.

Only a fool would embezzle the money, if I SuperOnyi had an opportunity to grab that amount, I would spend all of them on philanthropy — Mama Khadijat alone would be getting that N500k. I would do anything for that kindirimo and those mammary gland of hers.

The president has showed strong commitment to fixing the country, so drink enough water if you can still afford it, and get ready for more see finish. We must support our government and remain patient, the hope is not here, it is still far away. So soldiers, brace up!

We must endeavor to remind our children the importance of manners, hunger shouldn't make them throw it away even if groceries have become as expensive as kidney. We have failed to understand the importance of "organization" and the next generations are so intelligent that they're picking up.

Let us stand up together and blame these innocent children and forget about the booming economy and the organizer's negligence.