₦airaland Forum

tonjeola:
pls wait o, the guy cut human head for the girl or how? Becos me no understand this head, head matter ooo, pls can u explain

Godjone:
Oya keep ranting

Godjone:
Will you shut up mr. Superpack ko hungry man ni

kilode100:
E be like say na mugu full nairaland!

There is this cream called second virgin that I used for my husband( poor fool met me at a club o) anyways, the cream tightens(like araldite) infact, you go fear to break hymen and then, blood too comes out.

There are no more virgins in Nigeria, no dey allow these olosho women play with your head.

Olosho dey ask how e wan break virgin of person wey don dey gbensh since..

Ecoterrorist:
A Christian bigot but i wont blow up anywhere cos of my God

Ecoterrorist:
The first comment i made when i registered on Nairaland was that Buhari is a Religious Bigot.



I'm still right

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Dental what? [/color]

Mouth123:
This happened few hours ago...
While having a sound sleep, i got a phone call, my phone was far away from me... so i struggled to get up and i did... i picked my phone after the call had stopped.. i wanted to check who the caller was, then the phone ringed again...
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Jeeesssuussss... i couldn't believ my eyes.. "Grandpa" the caller is my dead grandpa... he was buried more a year ago.. i was scared of answering the call ooo
What makes it very bad is.. i remember removing his simcard from his phone after the burial..
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The caller has continued calling and i can't pick the call...
Nairalanders... see me see gobe o

mascot87:
But wait o, what is d meaning of giving head? I'm naive

Obiwannn:
Thanks for the enlightenment. So which one is HPV?

repogirl:
if it cleans itself, how can it be unclean?

You are making it seem like all vagínas are perptually dirty which isn't true. Abi you want to discourage men from giving females head ni?


As far as one washes the place regularly, it's fine. The issue is where the lady has an infection, that's different. Aside that the vagina is very clean.

Blówjobs aren't risk free either but it's all about infection and basic personal hygiene.

famzynet:
I don learn something new this week: Dental Dams. I need to get one.

Obiwannn:
So if there's no open wound, swallowing the cum maybe mistakenly won't lead to anything infections?

Irore:
What does it mean to give head?

Raymee:
am not really aware, what slangs is "head" please?

repogirl:
Can HIV now be contracted via swallowing / licking stuff?

amenbovillage:
Madam how is it his fault??

mrprezident007:
On Stolen Stolen Funds.
Buhari and his cohorts told us some ex government officials have started returning stolen funds. Kemi Adeosun came in and clarified that no fund have been returned.

On Chibok Girls.
PMB said he knew of the girls location but was progressing with caution. Later Buhari said he does not know the whereabouts of the girls.The final nail on d coffin was when the self proclaimed mama Taraba said PMB should not be disturbed because the girls where not abducted during his term.

On Anti-corruption.
The gospel according to PMB is that only PDP members are corrupt. Once you are in APC old things are passed away.

On Tribalism.
Buhari once said he belongs to everybody... well from his appointments it is obvious that his Northern Agenda is really on course. The only prominent people brought to courts with handcuffs are Igbos(Metuh and Kanu). Even Northern Terrorist are given VIP treatment.If you are Igbo and you support buhari...Ekwesiri I pia gi utali! (no translation needed).

On Judiciary.
Since PDP won their cases back to back, Buhari is really unhappy that the Justices did not dance to his tune. Forget the fact that only PDP won elections are nullified in Nigeria.

On Niger Delta oil spill
Since PMB ordered the "Immediate" cleaning of the Delta...nothing has happened.

I have a quick question though, what happened to PMB's much talked about body language. #myonekobo

abiodunezekiel33:
The wife ur second half. cos all abt u and life depends on her. Since u Av decide to leave ur mother and join her to become one. Like wise ur mother is important above all seek wisdom.

delectablegyal:
Yeah, if you gat it, pm me.

Boss13:
Exactly. There would have been no EFCC, ICPC, Agricultural reforms, debt relief though we are back in debt thanks to Jonathan. Banking reforms, I wonder what would have happened if consolidation had not taken place and we now have this dollar mess.

There would have been no pension reforms. No economic growth of 7 percent, though we are now in a decline.