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Webmasters / Re: Why Mobile Blogging Is On The Cutting Edge And Why You Should Join by superpauL(m): 9:28am On Sep 04, 2017
ENDTIMEgist:
I use Bloggeroid App for Blogger.com.
it is basically the best Blogger.com App for android.
fast and Good in uploading images also.
good day ma/sir, please I tried creating a blog via blogger.com but couldn't find my way around.... can you put me through?
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Man In Ologbo, Edo State (Graphic Photos) by superpauL(m): 7:13pm On Sep 02, 2017
With the look on his face I can deduce he died a happy man...
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.God punish buhari
Education / Re: What Was Your Best Subject Topic During Your Secondary School Days? by superpauL(m): 11:53am On Aug 31, 2017
JuneOctober:


grin yes oo
bcoz I'm not understanding all those factoria abi Victoria grin
Education / Re: What Was Your Best Subject Topic During Your Secondary School Days? by superpauL(m): 10:59am On Aug 31, 2017
JuneOctober:
grin further mathematics: Permutation and combination, binomial theorem.

angry didn't like statistics. Our teacher liked making us draw countless number of graphs! Mtcheww
Can you teach me permutation and combination?
Jokes Etc / Re: Superjokes by superpauL(m): 3:58pm On Aug 30, 2017
SOME CHURCH GIRLS SHA :/ :/
Him: bae whats up?
her: pls my name is Grace not bae.
him: ok Grace how ar u?
her: the lord is my strength.
him: ok! what ar u doing now?
her: i'm cooking
him: well should i come and help u?
her: i can do all things through him that strengthens me.
him: hmm ok oo. at least i'll come aftr u've finished cooking so that u'll serve me.
her: pls i only serve the living God not human beings.
him: ok sis Grace what ar u wearing now?
her: i'm wearing the full armor of Christ
him: honestly looking forward to touch ur hands these days.
her: touch not my annointed says the lord
him: alright i give up!
her: God will never give up on u so never give up too.
him: so what can i get for u on ur birthday?
her: the lord is my shepherd i shall not want..

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Jokes Etc / Re: Superjokes by superpauL(m): 5:45pm On Aug 28, 2017
How girls ask for sex
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White girls..kisses you deeply and Whispers in your ear baby let's do it
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Nigeria girls...baby I will soon be leaving oo
Jokes Etc / Re: Superjokes by superpauL(m): 2:23pm On Aug 28, 2017
Trouble* is when the pastor says "Those who want their businesses to grow should come up front."

Then the owner of the local mortuary stands up!�
Religion / Re: Can You Burn Your Bible For $100m? by superpauL(m): 9:26am On Aug 28, 2017
hahn:


Where is the money?
lolz guy you no go kill me
Religion / Can You Burn Your Bible For $100m? by superpauL(m): 11:12am On Aug 27, 2017
Hey! let's be SINCERE here, for a cash price of $100m can you burn your Bible?

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Sports / Barcelona Vs Real Madrid El Clasico Tonight by superpauL(m): 2:42pm On Aug 13, 2017
Feeling bored already? cheer up cos it's the El clasico 29t.
Time; 9pm
venue; camp nou
trophy; supercup first leg

Who are you backing 29t?

Music/Radio / Re: D'banj's Upcoming Album KingDonCome Out On 25th Of August. See Tracklist by superpauL(m): 10:00pm On Aug 12, 2017
Fvck Don jazzy................ dbanj is the real deal.

carry one bro

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Has Violated Bail Conditions –FG by superpauL(m): 9:03am On Aug 12, 2017
Kanu is the G.O.A.T


any attempt to jail him would incite war..... mark my words.

meanwhile...

#buhari_is_a_madman

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Politics / Re: Female IPOB Member On Horse Leads "No Election In Anambra" Campaign (Video) by superpauL(m): 3:20pm On Aug 11, 2017
abelprice:
Lol... we dem for give her sword and shield mk we knw say na war front tins.... these ipob people are very funny it's almost as if dey are fighting a blind war hoping to see October 1st... before they start betraying them selves like they did before undecided

Am from delta xo I guess am suppose to be a biafrian(if it's suppose to be a word) but we all know d are ritualistic jst like d northerners... it's even worst if d Jew confirmation is true cos we know how political the Jews are and let's not forget... na them kill Jesus... I stand with biafra thou but I do not stand with most the people fighting for it cos it's all for selfish reason
now type that

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Crime / Re: Man Kills His Father Over Misunderstanding (Photos) by superpauL(m): 2:59pm On Aug 11, 2017
Life is too precious to end over anything.....I mean anything!.... I condemn this act in It's entirety.



*Spits* on buhari's brain
Health / Re: DREAMS... What Exactly Do They Signify? by superpauL(m): 7:26am On Aug 10, 2017
maisauki:
Dreams have a very big impact on our lives...sciene/human reasoning are too myopic to analyse dreams. take for instance, there once was a man who dreamt that he was having inter.course with another man...it turned out to be that he and that man did business together and they were very successful in it
Well said

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Health / Re: DREAMS... What Exactly Do They Signify? by superpauL(m): 7:25am On Aug 10, 2017
MayorKingz:
No known significant impact, till your village people starts pursuing you with cutlass. grin
You no well o grin
Health / DREAMS... What Exactly Do They Signify? by superpauL(m): 6:33am On Aug 10, 2017
Everyone dreams, irrespective of your age, class, profession or race. Others could define dreams while a whole lot couldn't, few dreamers could recall their dreams even after several days while some others tends to forget theirs even before they opt out of bed. Many depends on dreams while others hold little value of it. Do dreams have any significant impact in our lives or are they just mere fantasies?

Religion / Re: 29 Born Again Christians Return WAEC Certificates by superpauL(m): 11:04pm On Aug 09, 2017
ojun50:
Na only Christian thy born again Muslim them no dey born again.
Christians born again..... Muslims bomb again.

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Celebrities / Re: 'Homosexuality Is A Sin' - S-Dot Replies MI Abaga by superpauL(m): 5:22pm On Aug 08, 2017
Shortyy:
Where in the Bible was it written? Live and let live Biko.
OK. It's written in the Bible. So what? Are you God? Y'all are sinning too. No one is without sin, there is no single person that isn't committing sin or all sorts of atrocities. Y'all will go behind doors do your thing, and come on here to judge others. Tsk. We all are sinners.

So I'll advice you all to mind your business, mind your own sins, let God be judge. I'm sure that's in the Bible too?

To those quoting me, well y'all can kiss my shinny ass.
Lez spotted
Celebrities / Re: 'Homosexuality Is A Sin' - S-Dot Replies MI Abaga by superpauL(m): 5:20pm On Aug 08, 2017
LifeIsGuhd:
Sincerely, this rapper has no point...

Isnt fornication a sin? Address the topic and stop bringing the Bible into this.

Someone with valid point should speak up abeg.
Lez spotted

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Education / Re: Shitu Abdullahi Scored 306 In JAMB And Also Excelled In WAEC. But Has No Sponsor by superpauL(m): 8:34pm On Aug 07, 2017
jaggabban:

U deserve to be beheaded by boko haram, u frustrated flathea_d. Pls nairaland no edit my post na.
God punish you, ur useless father, your ashawo mother and ur Boko Haram brothers......... stupid Fulani
Education / Re: Shitu Abdullahi Scored 306 In JAMB And Also Excelled In WAEC. But Has No Sponsor by superpauL(m): 2:45pm On Aug 06, 2017
go join ur brothers...... BoKo Haram

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Politics / Re: We Will Declare Niger Delta Republic On October 1 – Adaka Boro Avengers by superpauL(m): 7:12pm On Aug 01, 2017
tayebest:
Another stoopid miscreant avengers.

scatter fall on una. sad
it's either you are destined to suffer and be second fiddle or you are just another Fulani/yoR0BBER on the loose..

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu To Visit Lagos And Kaduna, Confirms Via Video by superpauL(m): 8:54pm On Jul 31, 2017
FriendNG:



We don't worship a man talkless of goat called Nnamdi CowNu
Now you're talking..... he is the G. O. A. T
Crime / Re: Last Video Ghanaian DC Queen Dropped Before She Was Murdered by superpauL(m): 8:52pm On Jul 31, 2017
ahhdah:

Mr. Judge hope your law Court is still paying
very much......... No doubt you are in her cliq, but sorry to disappoint you ''Heaven is not a strip club''.
Crime / Re: Last Video Ghanaian DC Queen Dropped Before She Was Murdered by superpauL(m): 7:32pm On Jul 31, 2017
ahhdah:
This world is just a phase...
I pray she made Heaven..
RIP embarassed embarassed
save ur prayers...... ashawo no dey go heaven
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu To Visit Lagos And Kaduna, Confirms Via Video by superpauL(m): 9:40am On Jul 31, 2017
Hey northern cowards and FOOLanis, bow to your god, bow to the greatest leader of all time.

Politics / Re: Biafra: What Buhari Should Have Done To Nnamdi Kanu- Yerima Shettima by superpauL(m): 9:49pm On Jul 24, 2017
Another Fulani madcow ranting...
Go tell ur dirty old buhari kanu said he is a MADMAN.

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Politics / Re: Those Funding Nnamdi Kanu Will Be Exposed Soon – Al-mustapha by superpauL(m): 8:07pm On Jul 23, 2017
Brooklynsouth:
come this potential terrorist thunder scatter your family lineage and may oduduwa dirty boxers fall on you .destroying Nigeria a.k.a the zoo is task that must be accomplished.the only good thing I like about this terrorist is the way he killed hid and seek sorry hid awolowo like an ant .FTC to all my Christian Yoruba
Ignore the idiots....... both d op and the post plus the message and the zoo.................................. are VERY STUPID!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Superjokes by superpauL(m): 3:57pm On Jul 23, 2017
BREAKING NEWS
In a mental hospital yesterday in Yobe state, a patient with a knife in his hand was chasing after the senior doctor.. Eye witnesses confirmed that the doctor was running frantically for his dear life until he got to a dead end and the mad man handed over the knife to him saying "oga, oya now, na ya turn to pursue me".
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Jokes Etc / Re: Superjokes by superpauL(m): 10:28am On Jul 23, 2017
If yor name is Ngozi and you are 27 yrs old ...you applied for a job at NNPC i just want to inform you that your village winches are really working hard .Am eating Akara with your spplication letter now in my sitting room.

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