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good day ma/sir, please I tried creating a blog via blogger.com but couldn't find my way around.... can you put me through?

With the look on his face I can deduce he died a happy man...
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.God punish buhari

JuneOctober:
yes oo

bcoz I'm not understanding all those factoria abi Victoria

JuneOctober:
further mathematics: Permutation and combination, binomial theorem.

didn't like statistics. Our teacher liked making us draw countless number of graphs! Mtcheww

Can you teach me permutation and combination?

SOME CHURCH GIRLS SHA :/ :/
Him: bae whats up?
her: pls my name is Grace not bae.
him: ok Grace how ar u?
her: the lord is my strength.
him: ok! what ar u doing now?
her: i'm cooking
him: well should i come and help u?
her: i can do all things through him that strengthens me.
him: hmm ok oo. at least i'll come aftr u've finished cooking so that u'll serve me.
her: pls i only serve the living God not human beings.
him: ok sis Grace what ar u wearing now?
her: i'm wearing the full armor of Christ
him: honestly looking forward to touch ur hands these days.
her: touch not my annointed says the lord
him: alright i give up!
her: God will never give up on u so never give up too.
him: so what can i get for u on ur birthday?
her: the lord is my shepherd i shall not want..

How girls ask for sex
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White girls..kisses you deeply and Whispers in your ear baby let's do it
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Nigeria girls...baby I will soon be leaving oo

Trouble* is when the pastor says "Those who want their businesses to grow should come up front."

Then the owner of the local mortuary stands up!�

hahn:
Where is the money?

lolz guy you no go kill me

Hey! let's be SINCERE here, for a cash price of $100m can you burn your Bible?

Feeling bored already? cheer up cos it's the El clasico 29t.
Time; 9pm
venue; camp nou
trophy; supercup first leg

Who are you backing 29t?

Fvck Don jazzy................ dbanj is the real deal.

carry one bro

Kanu is the G.O.A.T


any attempt to jail him would incite war..... mark my words.

meanwhile...

#buhari_is_a_madman

abelprice:
Lol... we dem for give her sword and shield mk we knw say na war front tins.... these ipob people are very funny it's almost as if dey are fighting a blind war hoping to see October 1st... before they start betraying them selves like they did before

Am from delta xo I guess am suppose to be a biafrian(if it's suppose to be a word) but we all know d are ritualistic jst like d northerners... it's even worst if d Jew confirmation is true cos we know how political the Jews are and let's not forget... na them kill Jesus... I stand with biafra thou but I do not stand with most the people fighting for it cos it's all for selfish reason

now type that

Life is too precious to end over anything.....I mean anything!.... I condemn this act in It's entirety.



*Spits* on buhari's brain

maisauki:
Dreams have a very big impact on our lives...sciene/human reasoning are too myopic to analyse dreams. take for instance, there once was a man who dreamt that he was having inter.course with another man...it turned out to be that he and that man did business together and they were very successful in it

Well said

MayorKingz:
No known significant impact, till your village people starts pursuing you with cutlass.

You no well o

Everyone dreams, irrespective of your age, class, profession or race. Others could define dreams while a whole lot couldn't, few dreamers could recall their dreams even after several days while some others tends to forget theirs even before they opt out of bed. Many depends on dreams while others hold little value of it. Do dreams have any significant impact in our lives or are they just mere fantasies?

ojun50:
Na only Christian thy born again Muslim them no dey born again.

Christians born again..... Muslims bomb again.

Shortyy:
Where in the Bible was it written? Live and let live Biko.
OK. It's written in the Bible. So what? Are you God? Y'all are sinning too. No one is without sin, there is no single person that isn't committing sin or all sorts of atrocities. Y'all will go behind doors do your thing, and come on here to judge others. Tsk. We all are sinners.

So I'll advice you all to mind your business, mind your own sins, let God be judge. I'm sure that's in the Bible too?

To those quoting me, well y'all can kiss my shinny ass.

Lez spotted

LifeIsGuhd:
Sincerely, this rapper has no point...

Isnt fornication a sin? Address the topic and stop bringing the Bible into this.

Someone with valid point should speak up abeg.

Lez spotted

jaggabban:
U deserve to be beheaded by boko haram, u frustrated flathea_d. Pls nairaland no edit my post na.

God punish you, ur useless father, your ashawo mother and ur Boko Haram brothers......... stupid Fulani

go join ur brothers...... BoKo Haram

tayebest:
Another stoopid miscreant avengers.

scatter fall on una.

it's either you are destined to suffer and be second fiddle or you are just another Fulani/yoR0BBER on the loose..

FriendNG:
We don't worship a man talkless of goat called Nnamdi CowNu

Now you're talking..... he is the G. O. A. T

ahhdah:
Mr. Judge hope your law Court is still paying

very much......... No doubt you are in her cliq, but sorry to disappoint you ''Heaven is not a strip club''.

ahhdah:
This world is just a phase...
I pray she made Heaven..
RIP

save ur prayers...... ashawo no dey go heaven

Hey northern cowards and FOOLanis, bow to your god, bow to the greatest leader of all time.

Another Fulani madcow ranting...
Go tell ur dirty old buhari kanu said he is a MADMAN.

Brooklynsouth:
come this potential terrorist thunder scatter your family lineage and may oduduwa dirty boxers fall on you .destroying Nigeria a.k.a the zoo is task that must be accomplished.the only good thing I like about this terrorist is the way he killed hid and seek sorry hid awolowo like an ant .FTC to all my Christian Yoruba

Ignore the idiots....... both d op and the post plus the message and the zoo.................................. are VERY STUPID!

BREAKING NEWS
In a mental hospital yesterday in Yobe state, a patient with a knife in his hand was chasing after the senior doctor.. Eye witnesses confirmed that the doctor was running frantically for his dear life until he got to a dead end and the mad man handed over the knife to him saying "oga, oya now, na ya turn to pursue me".
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If yor name is Ngozi and you are 27 yrs old ...you applied for a job at NNPC i just want to inform you that your village winches are really working hard .Am eating Akara with your spplication letter now in my sitting room.